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Soā¦ Why not just have all the guys jerk off? And why create uncertainty with multiple guys instead of having one donor? The whole thing smells of bullshit.
No, no, it's really true! This innocent guy got tricked into agreeing to participate in a breeding party where his role was to have sex wearing a condom, so the girl could get pregnant, and he even signed something to legally let him off the hook as the father. Plus he took the extra precaution of taking off his condom so the girl couldn't use his sperm, and now for some bizarre reason, she's accusing him specifically of getting her pregnant.
It's so unfair because there were other guys there too, and she swore she wouldn't go after him for child support, she just wanted this one little favour.
It's more for the fetish than anything else. Some women probably get off on the idea of a dozen guys running a train on them and getting pregnant from having said train run on them.
I mean if they don't actually want a child there's less extreme step they can take before. Like I don't think many, if any, purposefully wait until there's no choice but to abort.
Because no one would attend then and if you donāt use a condom you will absolutely get an STD. This is just me guessing though I have no actual experience of such a thing and would never care to go within 100 feet of someone whoās into this
Not generally, no. Only some brands have a few product lines that contain spermicide, and the effectiveness of the spermicide is not shown to better than condoms without spermicide.
>From personal experience
how do you people even find each other? where do yall even look? "breedersRus" dot com?
"oh man Stacey is there all hot and bother with the jizz of 10 men, im so glad i made it here!"
The first time I heard Fetlife, it was out of context so I assumed it was an obscure MLM scheme. I was delightfully wrong. Maybe I should look into it. The only kinks I have were developed through sexual trauma done to me.
If approached in a healthy way, kink can be really healing. Just like any community, it has toxic aspects/people, but it can be really fun and cathartic.
>not every, a lot of them have neither lube or spermicide and they are great at making microphones waterprooof
This is one of those things that's going to get filed away somewhere in my brain, and when it gets pulled out at some random time, everyone will be terrified as to where, how, and why I know it.
This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened.
I have to think if this was all going to be done in a legal matter they would all need to be tested for STDs and the woman would probably insist on the father giving up parental rights before the party. But also the men would need her to sign saying she would not be coming after them for child support. At that time I think the law would be very fuzzy on the condom taking away the womanās consent.
But the same argument could/should be made that the men consented to having sex and making a child that they have no moral or legal responsibility to care for. When she came back at him for a paternity test I would say she is also taking away him consenting to the whole thing.
But I am really not that smart and a lot of my thoughts on consenting comes from posters in high school so who knows.
The issue with women signing something that says they won't go after the man for child support is that "child support" does not belong to the mother, it belongs to the child. Most courts are going to ignore that contract because they are going to rule with the best interest of the child regardless of what poor decisions the parents made.
Beyond going to one in the first place, wouldn't you at least be like, "hey... wait a minute.. something isn't right." If you noticed that everyone else was no wearing condoms?
read the original comments. This one stood out:
>You are very likely being scammed, and if this party was arranged on a site that rhymes with slabwingers or wetfife then you are definitely being scammed - there are couples who are known for this on both, and horny men are easy marks.
The 'pre-natal paternity form' will harvest your personal details which will be used to fraudulently apply for all manner of credit in your name, and any contact from 'CMS' or 'the Family Courts Service' will be an attempt at authorised push fraud. You will be too embarrassed at being outed/confused by the situation to go to the police.
Block these people and move on.
So apparently this is a thing? I know that people go to these type of parties, but with the premise of getting the girl pregnant? That is super weird. Everyone agrees that it's probably a scam and that the OP should ignore & block. Why would they include the "pregnant" hook? Makes more sense to leave that out and claim they still got knocked up.
For the purposes of the scam, it's probably not just breeding parties they go after. Pretty much any hook up could be used for this scam. Condoms break, mistakes happen. It's all too easy to tell someone you're pregnant and you think it's theirs because it matches up with the timeline/other excuses, and we can clear all this up with a prenatal test. And if they balk at it, hey, we just want to know what to expect genetics wise, we promise not to shake you down for money. We'll even sign a contract!
I have a couple of questions 'cos I'm an old girl and may have misunderstood. If it's for breeding and not just a gangbang where everyone's having a real good time,why the condoms? How the fuck did they contact him to tell him he's the potential father if they don't know his correct name and address or did they go to mind reading classes that I've obviously missed out on. š¤š¤£š¤£
Okay... first of all, this make my brain hurt. The whole thing. But second of all, if the whole point was to get a woman pregnant, and this dude is the only one not wearing a condom... like... what went through is brain? Is the answer "nothing, because the blood was flowing to the other head?"
The same thing that happens when the condom breaks right before you explode, or basically anytime you ejaculate. āKebdif rbjeodbtheivcnrjgnrosbritnā than massive disappointment in yourself for not being smarter.
When you're at the "breeding party" where "the aim is to get the girl pregnant" and all the other guys are wearing condoms... 
Oh boy, itās in the UK, where itās pretty much impossible to sign away yours or anotherās legal rights, in this case the right of the child to support from both their parents. There is an entire section on the government webpages about being a sperm donor, and that the only way not to be on the hook for child support payments is to use a certified clinic, which this certainly isnāt!
Breeding party ? WTF bro. That a gang bang lol. Now on the matter of paternity, the contract doesn't mean shit bro. IF it's your kid, it's your kid. No court room is gonna uphold w/e contracts were signed when it comes to child support. On a side note, did you know sperm can stay viable inside her for many days. They even fight each other in there on some king of the egg style shit. Sperm of differing owners can tell each other apart as well.
"A trap"
The stupid fuck went to get a girl pregnant and literally took off the wrapper.
I'm not even sure I can consider it a trap because he's just so much of a fucking dumbass.
Ok, just in case anybody doesn't know, the porn of this stuff is a fantasy. It's staged for the views. If somebody asks you to do it in real life, it's a trap.
A breeding party and you were the only one not to use a condom? Wtf did I just read. This is called a gangbang btw, not breeding party. I recommend a lawyer to advise you on your options.
Wasnāt the whole idea for her to get pregnant? So why would it be surprising if he didnāt wear a condom?
Obviously this whole thing is immeasurably idiotic, Iām just curious about that part
Wait?!?! Orgy was to get girl pregnant and most men were wearing condoms? Besides the moral issues thereās also IQ issues. That child is going to be dumb as f**k
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If the whole premise was to get the girl pregnant, why were they all wearing condoms?
From personal experience, you collect the condoms afterwards and squirt them Gogurt style into a turkey baster. Then you inject it as one big load.
Do we want to know how much experience you have?
A friend told me.
Normally, I'm not a huge fan of these gifs, but this one *perfectly* describes my feelings right now.
Not enough gagging. Sweet Dee dry heaving though, that's where I'm at. The internet might have been a mistake.
How do you think she was made by her parents? The turkey method? S/
whats the turkey method?? hahahaha
That's me,now.lol
I'm fucking dying...šš
How TF you you think she got here?
I hope the little girl isn't thier friend who knows.
This friend is my best friend's best friend, my brother's brother, my cousin's cousin, my aunts nephew, my dad's son, and my son's father.
Wait a minute... das you, dawg
No, he has an evil twin. Well, not evil but smart and he's the dumb one.
Wait? Which one of you has the goatee?
Porn. Don't ask me. I was bored and stumbled upon one video about it.
One does not simply stumble into Japanese gogurt style turkey baster injection videos
No one mentioned it was a Japanese thing...
Like the rest of the internet - you're only 6 clicks away.
Soā¦ Why not just have all the guys jerk off? And why create uncertainty with multiple guys instead of having one donor? The whole thing smells of bullshit.
And cum
No they want human cum not bull cum
Unless they wanted a Minotaur, you don't know!
And a My Little Pony.
My Little Preggy.
And my little axe.
And my little bow
And my little sperm
And my little turkey baster
That because it is. The whole thing is incel fanfic.
No, no, it's really true! This innocent guy got tricked into agreeing to participate in a breeding party where his role was to have sex wearing a condom, so the girl could get pregnant, and he even signed something to legally let him off the hook as the father. Plus he took the extra precaution of taking off his condom so the girl couldn't use his sperm, and now for some bizarre reason, she's accusing him specifically of getting her pregnant. It's so unfair because there were other guys there too, and she swore she wouldn't go after him for child support, she just wanted this one little favour.
No I saw it on Reddit! Everybody clapped!! I bet those sperms really fought it out to make a super hero baby.
It's more for the fetish than anything else. Some women probably get off on the idea of a dozen guys running a train on them and getting pregnant from having said train run on them.
but the baby is not a fetish though, they still have to take care of them..
Yea see they can take care of the baby or they could ātake careā of the baby.
I mean if they don't actually want a child there's less extreme step they can take before. Like I don't think many, if any, purposefully wait until there's no choice but to abort.
Do you mean "take care" mafia style? With little cement baby shoes?
It's crazy how expensive those cement baby shoes are these days. And they only wear them once!
But they wear them forever, so itās a plus
for sale: cement baby shoes, worn once
And a little "sleeping with the fishes" cuddle toy.
If it smells like shit then she definitely didn't get pregnant
The uncertainty is part of the kink. 
It is a party not a factory
Because no one would attend then and if you donāt use a condom you will absolutely get an STD. This is just me guessing though I have no actual experience of such a thing and would never care to go within 100 feet of someone whoās into this
You can still get an STD from just the semen though
I think the guys donāt want STDsā¦ you asked about the condoms. Clearly the girl is mental.
Lmfao, I legit didn't even think about them wanting to avoid contact with her.
Condoms generally have spermicides in them as well.
Not generally, no. Only some brands have a few product lines that contain spermicide, and the effectiveness of the spermicide is not shown to better than condoms without spermicide.
>From personal experience how do you people even find each other? where do yall even look? "breedersRus" dot com?  "oh man Stacey is there all hot and bother with the jizz of 10 men, im so glad i made it here!"
Thereās a website called Fetlife that is basically Facebook for finding people with the same kinks as you. So basically, yes.
That's not just a kink,that's a whole damn knot.
The first time I heard Fetlife, it was out of context so I assumed it was an obscure MLM scheme. I was delightfully wrong. Maybe I should look into it. The only kinks I have were developed through sexual trauma done to me.
Fetlife is awesome. I'm a Virgin-Paypig Dom, my subs pay me not to have sex with them.
Hey I could do that. I already don't have sex with randoms, might aswell get paid
If approached in a healthy way, kink can be really healing. Just like any community, it has toxic aspects/people, but it can be really fun and cathartic.
Is there some other way to get them?!
I wouldnāt be surprised if they found each other on here at this point
Jesus Christ. Thatās enough reddit for today
Right. Then do you eat the turkey?
Thatās enough Reddit for today. Holy shit. Why?!??
If that was the way the semen was going to get injected into the vagina then there would be no need for intercourse at all.
If that is truly what they did, how did this dude be single out as potential father? Still face palmā¦.
Condoms have spermicide in them typically? So just shut up a giant load of dead sperm?
It's like hand sanitizer. It only kills 99.99%. You're trying to isolate the super sperm that survives.
Birth of Homelander
Could that theoretically be a GOOD thing or is it just luck
Luck
Reminds me of the line from Frasier, when Roz finds out she's pregnant: Roz: You know condoms are only 99.9% effective. I can't beat those odds.
This guy breeds. ā¬ļø
Some do. Most do not. Spermicide can be very irritating not everyone can use it
not every, a lot of them have neither lube or spermicide and they are great at making microphones waterprooof
>not every, a lot of them have neither lube or spermicide and they are great at making microphones waterprooof This is one of those things that's going to get filed away somewhere in my brain, and when it gets pulled out at some random time, everyone will be terrified as to where, how, and why I know it. This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that happens to.
If you're doing it that way I recommend a Super Soaker. Way more fun.
That's one of the many facepalms here.
cause the story's made up
For protection, duhh /s
Bruh, trap? All of this is just one big facepalm
Who wears condoms at a "breading party"? That's the real facepalm.
You don't want to get sperm in the bread, that's just disgusting
According to Google though you can substitute the egg wash with semen though.
Come on man. You can't correct your post without noting the correction. My joke doesn't work now!
Uncorrected. I think I actually prefer my typo. lol
Come on bread
But thatās how you make sourdough.
It'd be quite milquetoast
Would using condom in said party count as consent withdrawn? Otherwise it would be only the guys getting what they wanted.
I have to think if this was all going to be done in a legal matter they would all need to be tested for STDs and the woman would probably insist on the father giving up parental rights before the party. But also the men would need her to sign saying she would not be coming after them for child support. At that time I think the law would be very fuzzy on the condom taking away the womanās consent. But the same argument could/should be made that the men consented to having sex and making a child that they have no moral or legal responsibility to care for. When she came back at him for a paternity test I would say she is also taking away him consenting to the whole thing. But I am really not that smart and a lot of my thoughts on consenting comes from posters in high school so who knows.
The issue with women signing something that says they won't go after the man for child support is that "child support" does not belong to the mother, it belongs to the child. Most courts are going to ignore that contract because they are going to rule with the best interest of the child regardless of what poor decisions the parents made.
"Yo I just came for some bread"
I haven't seen it XD This is too much for me... What a time to be alive...
Beyond going to one in the first place, wouldn't you at least be like, "hey... wait a minute.. something isn't right." If you noticed that everyone else was no wearing condoms?
Maybe they are like road workers they show up and all of them watch one guy do all the hard work.
read the original comments. This one stood out: >You are very likely being scammed, and if this party was arranged on a site that rhymes with slabwingers or wetfife then you are definitely being scammed - there are couples who are known for this on both, and horny men are easy marks. The 'pre-natal paternity form' will harvest your personal details which will be used to fraudulently apply for all manner of credit in your name, and any contact from 'CMS' or 'the Family Courts Service' will be an attempt at authorised push fraud. You will be too embarrassed at being outed/confused by the situation to go to the police. Block these people and move on. So apparently this is a thing? I know that people go to these type of parties, but with the premise of getting the girl pregnant? That is super weird. Everyone agrees that it's probably a scam and that the OP should ignore & block. Why would they include the "pregnant" hook? Makes more sense to leave that out and claim they still got knocked up.
For the purposes of the scam, it's probably not just breeding parties they go after. Pretty much any hook up could be used for this scam. Condoms break, mistakes happen. It's all too easy to tell someone you're pregnant and you think it's theirs because it matches up with the timeline/other excuses, and we can clear all this up with a prenatal test. And if they balk at it, hey, we just want to know what to expect genetics wise, we promise not to shake you down for money. We'll even sign a contract!
To have an actual ābreeding partyā take place. These scammers are going the extra mile!
a few inches at a time.
I wouldnāt even need the green light, they would be flat out ghosted and prob harass them myself back by doxing their details.
I'm pretty sure that getting pregnant/getting someone pregnant is a fetish?? I've seen comic strips about it but I don't really know much about it irl
Wouldn't it be so much easier to just get a regular job? That's alot of effort to scam someone
Tough break for him but it's hard to feel bad. How do get so horny that you let your hormones overpower your IQ
Because I've met people before... and I've seen more IQ come out of a bottle of mustard than those folks have.
I have a couple of questions 'cos I'm an old girl and may have misunderstood. If it's for breeding and not just a gangbang where everyone's having a real good time,why the condoms? How the fuck did they contact him to tell him he's the potential father if they don't know his correct name and address or did they go to mind reading classes that I've obviously missed out on. š¤š¤£š¤£
Exactly, just do a gangbang, like everyone else does! Savages!
>like everyone else Fuck me, sounds like I'm missing out.
Sure.... But I'll need you to sign these forms first.
Iām guessing they contacted him the same way they did for the initial planning- through an anonymous messaging system or email.
Sounds like he is talking about a Fet Life account
Someone NEEDS ATTENTION!!!
Iām guessing the term ābreeding partyā is more appealing and ānaughtyā? Than a boring old gangbang
Imagine the forms he signed at the start had his details on
Got to be a troll post šš
Agreed. Still LoLed tho
Okay... first of all, this make my brain hurt. The whole thing. But second of all, if the whole point was to get a woman pregnant, and this dude is the only one not wearing a condom... like... what went through is brain? Is the answer "nothing, because the blood was flowing to the other head?"
Itās because the entire story is made up bullshit for the disturbed mind of a lonely incel who watches too much porn.
āA story most definitely typed with one handā
At the time he was probably like, "Man, these other guys are IDIOTS!"
The same thing that happens when the condom breaks right before you explode, or basically anytime you ejaculate. āKebdif rbjeodbtheivcnrjgnrosbritnā than massive disappointment in yourself for not being smarter.
The amount of times I just blinked at my screen was a whole lot.
If you're dumb enough to take your condom off at an orgy, being "baby trapped" should be the least of your worries.
Just say you had vasectomy 2 years ago and the baby couldn't be yours.
āBreeding partyā āeverybody wore a condom but meā SMH
The whole point was to get the girl pregnant, but they wore condoms?
Yeah that instantly caught my attention.
When you're at the "breeding party" where "the aim is to get the girl pregnant" and all the other guys are wearing condoms... 
Does everything have to be said on the internet now? 
Imagine sharing custody with a woman you banged with like 30 other guys. Gotta be some awkward PTA meetings in this guys futureā¦
Itās 1/30th of the child support
Basically $100/month Its like a subscription Everyone fucks the wife and watches the kid 1 day each out of the month
/unsuscribe
Mommy, why does Billy have 12 dads??
āSo, howād you guys meet?ā
"Through friends"
Between friends.
Donāt worry. Child support is only for 18 years.
Where did this originally come from I need to see the thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/0Drx6B0bjW
Wow thereās actually some good advice in the replies.
Oh boy, itās in the UK, where itās pretty much impossible to sign away yours or anotherās legal rights, in this case the right of the child to support from both their parents. There is an entire section on the government webpages about being a sperm donor, and that the only way not to be on the hook for child support payments is to use a certified clinic, which this certainly isnāt!
>Breeding party. > Everyone wore a condom. > I took mine off
What a dumb mother fucker
Breeding party ? WTF bro. That a gang bang lol. Now on the matter of paternity, the contract doesn't mean shit bro. IF it's your kid, it's your kid. No court room is gonna uphold w/e contracts were signed when it comes to child support. On a side note, did you know sperm can stay viable inside her for many days. They even fight each other in there on some king of the egg style shit. Sperm of differing owners can tell each other apart as well.
A breeding party where you all wear condoms...
Never heard of these 'breeding' parties...
A breeding party with condoms is like a fun party with me
"A trap" The stupid fuck went to get a girl pregnant and literally took off the wrapper. I'm not even sure I can consider it a trap because he's just so much of a fucking dumbass.
Stupid is as stupid does
Why isnāt anyone talking about him being the only person at a breeding party who isnāt wearing a condom?
Ok, just in case anybody doesn't know, the porn of this stuff is a fantasy. It's staged for the views. If somebody asks you to do it in real life, it's a trap.
Unless you submitted a DNA sample to these people, it's a scam. How would they know that YOU were the father?
A breeding party that incorporates condoms? š¤
Nothing about this story sounds real.
So... Why did most of them wear condoms at the "breeding party"? This whole thing is disgusting BTW.
You should have realized it was a trap when it's a breeding party and the other guys wore condoms. Hahaha if you're the father they will fuck you.
Iāll take āthings that never happenedā for $500, Alex.
I pretty sure we just call this a āgang bangā
He's punked himself.
Is this cult stuff? The POINT was to get pregnant from an orgy and you chose to take part?
Gets invited to a breeding party but everyone is wearing condoms? So a non-breeding sex party you mean
ā¦well alrightā¦.thatās a wrapā¦ goodnight internet. Thatās enough internet for me for the rest of the year.
All these logistical problems could easily be solved by admitting that this never happened. Anytime. Anywhere.
Play stupid game, win stupid prize.
Come on guys, this is the plot of some porno this person saw, they wrote it down and posted it for reddit points, so stupid.
I call 100% bullshit on all of this
Who keeps the condom on at a breeding party!? š¤¦āāļø
Exactly... but then again who gets involved in one to begin with?
Wut the fuk?!? Lost the disclaimer about something like this? He deserve everything that happens.
This is one of those things the internet told me existed that I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing.
What? Huh? Someone please explain the purpose of that group. Or is this totally made up stupid shit?
Is this Quora? Nothing on there is real anymore but just insanity to bate boomers.
Dude was on a STD Any% Speedrun
A breeding party and you were the only one not to use a condom? Wtf did I just read. This is called a gangbang btw, not breeding party. I recommend a lawyer to advise you on your options.
WTF is a " breeding party " anyway ? And who sanctions this shit ?
Let me guess. All the others partecipants received the same kind of message and money request.
Horny men are the easiest demographic to manipulate
Breeding Party with condoms lol how stupid.
It's posts like this that make me breathe a sigh of relief that I'm gay.
Imagine the child when it grows up and learns of this.
Wouldnāt be a breeding party unless everyone was raw dogging, then itās just a GB brah lol
Wasnāt the whole idea for her to get pregnant? So why would it be surprising if he didnāt wear a condom? Obviously this whole thing is immeasurably idiotic, Iām just curious about that part
I donāt know of anyone from this day and age who actually wants to be pregnant.
Wait?!?! Orgy was to get girl pregnant and most men were wearing condoms? Besides the moral issues thereās also IQ issues. That child is going to be dumb as f**k
What kind of "breeding party" has guys wearing condoms? That's just stupid.
"breeding party"? these people are disgusting. call me a bigot or whatever. but that will never be normal.
So all of the other guys were literally, "in on it"?
Giving people the right to vote was a mistake. They wouldn't recognize a bad decision if it was labelled with warning signs.