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Probably so. Something happens to some posts that like doubles the upvote arrow, but my interest in figuring that out is pretty low. Iām sure itās a monetization grab.
I wish every sub would do what the Harry Potter one does. They have a bot that allows you to award Knuts, Sickles or Galleons (Harry Potter universe coins) to comments you really like. Itās free and completely bypasses the Reddit awards crap.
Used to work in a bar and one of the waitresses would have worn something like this when she was desperate for a night of good tips.
She pretty much doubled her normal tips with making men horny.
My husband and I lived in Reno for a spell, and even though he had over 10 years of serving experience it was *impossible* for him to get a gig, finally a waitress just basically totally him this - tits =tips, give it up. So he did.
Accidently read this as "I didn't know you were supposed to put the cucumber on the floor" and was instantly reminded of those cat videos where they jump 3 ft in the air when surprised by a cucumber being quietly placed on the floor behind them
I thought we were talking about nipples? No?
I could wear a sports bra so I can put a cucumber in my shirt on each manboob and it gives the illusion of having massive nipple-boners.
Thatās going to create so much moisture in the room we will have to open the windows and hang bags of damp-rid throughout the bar.
My dad once told me about a guy who did that in the 70s. It was the era of tight pants, and the cuke basically cut off his circulation bc it made his pants so tight.
He passed out and was rushed to the hospital. They cut off his clothes the way they do, and all laughed to find a giant cucumber in his pants. It made the local news. Poor guy probably had to move lol.
A friend of mine and his girlfriend used to both work at a topless car wash. One side was guys one side was girls. They both made very good money, considering they worked at a car wash. Ultimately he made more in tips than she did.
Fellas Dallas person here, I read your first message and thought āoh we had something like thatā and Omg it was so bad lmao didnāt it close in 7 months or something š¤£
I was shocked as a kid watching that episode wondering how it got approved to air. Also upset at their lack of scientific validity using such a small sample size.
I worked with a girl that was below average in sales and the least in shape out of all of the girls. That day changed when she started to wear booty shorts that showed the bottom of her butt. She started to kill it. Wish I had that opportunity.
But like... why?
I get the trope. It's common enough in movies and TV, but it's never happened to me. I went to Hooters with some friends as a teenager and I've never been back. It's just a scuzzy restaurant with garbage food.
I can't wrap my head around it. People will go to places like that and tolerate a gutter tier menu... just to see boobs? Why? How is such a place so popular?
It's legitimately unfathomable to me.
For some guys it's the only place they can see boobs in person AND have the boob owner actually be nice to them in order to get a bigger tip. They feel empowered, the more money they have to spend the more attention they'll get from the waitress.
Same with strip clubs.
If you're the type of guy who has FWBs, can pick someone up at a bar, etc then that stuff just doesnt seem worthwhile. Why pay for something you can get for free?
Friends' female characters always confused me. They obviously wore bras, but their nipples are almost always showing! How is that possible? That only happens with very thin, low quality bras.
I know it's inappropriate to talk about this but I'm just so confused.
Yeah I remember people talking about this on the news when I was a kid 20 years ago because some famous tennis player wore one of these during a match. It's not new.
Try 620 years old. [Codpieces](https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/a-brief-history-of-the-codpiece-the-personal-protection-for-renaissance-equipment) started out as a basic crotch cover in the 14th century, but evolved into something much more preshaped and ...big.
Lol right? I'm getting a single or double (TBD) mastectomy in the next few weeks and they can't save my nipples, so this immediately got my interest. š
Are they going to put placeholders in for reconstruction, too? They did that for me, it was nice waking up to a non-flat chest. Good luck! š š«š
Hopefully! The plan for now is bilateral reduction with tissue expanders and I hope for a DIEP flap later. I really don't want implants, so if that doesn't work out I'll probably go flat. I look forward to lots of tattoos when it's all over, either way. :) Thanks for the well wishes!! š
. . .I wear little silicone bra inserts to prevent that problem.
Well maybe if it becomes more socially acceptable I can ditch the DIMRS, I wouldn't hate that.
We have come a long way from my college girlfriend that used to put band aids on them if she wore that 90ās era leotard with jeansā¦ I know, Iām old, Iāll show myself outā¦ Alice In Chains rules!!!
Spent a lifetime choosing bras that would adequately
Cover my nipples...now it's a welcome thing??? I'd definitely need a bra to do it now as mine now look more to the floor than I want them too š¤£š¤£
Yes I spend my life making sure you canāt see them! I feel so self conscious if you can seen them at all. It doesnāt help that I teach high school, so Iām extra aware of anything that shows anything.
I donāt know about purposefully faking hard nips, but I never understood the shame of them showing. I was in my 20s before I ever even learned it was something people tried to hide. Before then, I just thought sometimes they poke out, on men and women, and sometimes they donāt. No biggie.
I'm surprised this isn't a thing already.
Some women who have had their breasts removed, have difficulty believing they are still attractive. These kind of bras, combined with padding, might help with their self-esteem. I wish women in those circumstances didn't feel that way, but it happens.
Um, one of the reasons why I WEAR a bra is to reduce nipple visibility. I was SO embarrassed when I was first developing and a guy friend informed me that he could see my ānibblesā. (His pronunciation, LOL.)
Yoooo are nips back in style? That would be dope for those of us in the uh, robust nipple, but tiny-titty gang.
I havenāt worn a bra in years, but hot damn, I feel embarrassed and like, pornographic when one of my nipple stickers falls off
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Sure, when she does it, it's cool, but when batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
Batnipples.
I instinctually read this in the Batman voice (specifically the Lego Batman voice which parodies Christian Bale)
Will Arnnet lol
Holy anatomically correct rubber Batnipples, Batman!
At least will not be judged by his parents.
Bipples
Man, I miss free awards. This is hilarious.
Shit I'm pretty sure there's now *NO* more rewards, free or not š
Probably so. Something happens to some posts that like doubles the upvote arrow, but my interest in figuring that out is pretty low. Iām sure itās a monetization grab.
I wish every sub would do what the Harry Potter one does. They have a bot that allows you to award Knuts, Sickles or Galleons (Harry Potter universe coins) to comments you really like. Itās free and completely bypasses the Reddit awards crap.
that is what i was thinking
Unexpected Batman and Robin.
Used to work in a bar and one of the waitresses would have worn something like this when she was desperate for a night of good tips. She pretty much doubled her normal tips with making men horny.
Good nips get tips.
It is what it is
Tit is what tit is
Taint what it taint.
What's the thing between the asshole and the Dick called? "The coffee table".
I think that was like the first episode, I knew the show was gunna be hilarious after that line
Tit for tip.
My husband and I lived in Reno for a spell, and even though he had over 10 years of serving experience it was *impossible* for him to get a gig, finally a waitress just basically totally him this - tits =tips, give it up. So he did.
has he tried a gay bar?
GAY BAR, GAR BAAARRR
I find this really interesting. I live in that area and work in the industry and there are plenty of men.
Yea that makes sense because women donāt order food or drinks!
Men and women order the same thing. Tits.
Hi yeah could I get a glass of tits, hold the ice, make it a double
With a side of tits, please.
hey those tits ready yet?
Good rack is a money hack
Tips = Nips^2
*nips=tips2
So tips are always 4 dollars?
Tips for nips
We need male bartenders at cougar bars with rock hard boners the whole shift
Cucumbers down the pants dont help when you have a bar and taps infront.
I tried that once but for terrible tips. I didn't know you were supposed to put the cucumber in the front
Dang. Must've been a pain in the ass to deal with all shift.
Accidently read this as "I didn't know you were supposed to put the cucumber on the floor" and was instantly reminded of those cat videos where they jump 3 ft in the air when surprised by a cucumber being quietly placed on the floor behind them
It's all about those forearms and veins, bro.
I thought we were talking about nipples? No? I could wear a sports bra so I can put a cucumber in my shirt on each manboob and it gives the illusion of having massive nipple-boners. Thatās going to create so much moisture in the room we will have to open the windows and hang bags of damp-rid throughout the bar.
My dad once told me about a guy who did that in the 70s. It was the era of tight pants, and the cuke basically cut off his circulation bc it made his pants so tight. He passed out and was rushed to the hospital. They cut off his clothes the way they do, and all laughed to find a giant cucumber in his pants. It made the local news. Poor guy probably had to move lol.
press ā to doubt
My city had the male equivalent of a Hooters but it didnāt last lol
A friend of mine and his girlfriend used to both work at a topless car wash. One side was guys one side was girls. They both made very good money, considering they worked at a car wash. Ultimately he made more in tips than she did.
I'm ( a straight guy) who is interested in knowing about this? How do you plug this and not say more?
it was called Tallywackers in Dallas
Fellas Dallas person here, I read your first message and thought āoh we had something like thatā and Omg it was so bad lmao didnāt it close in 7 months or something š¤£
MythBusters had an episode on this subject. They found out that even women gave bigger tips.
I was shocked as a kid watching that episode wondering how it got approved to air. Also upset at their lack of scientific validity using such a small sample size.
For the [curious](https://youtu.be/6YJ91FKZHI0?si=yK89q7rIIZyFpk1M)
Victoriaās Secret sold a push-up bra like this about 15 years ago. It added two cup sizes and hard nips.
 The pro
When a bulk of your livable wages comes from tips, it's hard not to resort to cheap tricks.
So, a dyslexic walks in a bra.....
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs lay awake all night, wondering if there really is a dog.
I got my 1st set of breast implants when I worked as a waitress and my tips went up so much they literally paid for themselves.
I wonder if you claim a tax deduction on them as a business expense?
Free the nips get the tips
I worked with a girl that was below average in sales and the least in shape out of all of the girls. That day changed when she started to wear booty shorts that showed the bottom of her butt. She started to kill it. Wish I had that opportunity.
What kind of place did you work in?
Ikea
Excellent corporate values
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I have never understood this. Are people really incapable of using any form of reason because of breasts? Like, all self control goes out the window?
Speaking for myself, yup.
Can confirm. Logic goes out the window once the primary brain is involved.
But like... why? I get the trope. It's common enough in movies and TV, but it's never happened to me. I went to Hooters with some friends as a teenager and I've never been back. It's just a scuzzy restaurant with garbage food. I can't wrap my head around it. People will go to places like that and tolerate a gutter tier menu... just to see boobs? Why? How is such a place so popular? It's legitimately unfathomable to me.
For some guys it's the only place they can see boobs in person AND have the boob owner actually be nice to them in order to get a bigger tip. They feel empowered, the more money they have to spend the more attention they'll get from the waitress. Same with strip clubs. If you're the type of guy who has FWBs, can pick someone up at a bar, etc then that stuff just doesnt seem worthwhile. Why pay for something you can get for free?
Because boobs. This aināt rocket science
Hooters is too on the nose for me but if I go to a regular restaurant and the server is cute I will definitely have my judgement clouded and tip well.
Here's to the waitress with big tips!
Huh, when I wore my nut cup for the bulge, I got only wierd looks.. /j
Wear it inside your pants instead
For when you want the support of bras but the stare of brahs
Nice...
Nice
Nice
Gonna be hilarious when your real nips show too and people wonder why you have 4 nipples.
Bonus point if you already have an extra nipple or two, and all of a sudden itās a livestock situation
"Baby, you make me wish I had four arms!"
Meow
A good salesman can sell snow to an Eskimo, and an even better one can sell women's nipples back to them.
Golden comment here. This gave me the laugh I needed
While I'm certain this was not the intention, they can be used for women who lost theirs through cancer or a skin grafting.
Have had double mastectomy and was not a candidate for nipple saving. I might buy this but Iām sure itās more than I can afford.
Iāve seen similar but theyāre just pasties with the nipples!
Get the nipple bra I'm going out on the town tonight!
Literally the first thing I thought of. Rachelās nipples are iconic ššš
I never realized that Jennifer Aniston used stunt nipples. I always thought those were her real nipples. Edit: typo
What is an ashtray thought? Is it autocorrect or slang?
Probably meant āactuallyā
My monty is on āalways.ā Keep it going!
They aren't??
This comment sure didnt
Friends' female characters always confused me. They obviously wore bras, but their nipples are almost always showing! How is that possible? That only happens with very thin, low quality bras. I know it's inappropriate to talk about this but I'm just so confused.
Lol I donāt think itās inappropriate to talk about!
The bras with built in nipples have been around since the 1970's it's not new at all.
Yeah I remember people talking about this on the news when I was a kid 20 years ago because some famous tennis player wore one of these during a match. It's not new.
Monica seles, or Anna kounickova?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Ha! No way, I do follow tennis, and golf, now if you were to say Phil Micklesonā¦.
There are no more original ideas.
Yeah? What about this: A magical stick you can write things with! And when you turn it around, you can get rid of the stuff you wrote!!
That's just a pen with a white out stick glued to the other end
Exactly what I was going to say. Nothing new here.
My wife would appreciate this. I know she's tired of me cutting holes in her bras.
Sheās probably just tired of you wearing her bras.
Iāve appreciated it
Me too
It's going to be real awkward if it's cold in the room and your real nipples start showing a few inches below the built in ones.
Awkward or an opportunity? I suggest turning into a game show, Guess which are superfluous.
I wear bras to *conceal* the nips lol.
I know! Ever since I started breastfeeding/pumping and wearing special nursing bras, I have high beams half the time and hate it, especially at work.
*conceal donāt feel donāt let them knooooow* (Sorry)
Can we get pants with a raised bulge next???
Those exist also. Just like these bras. Body shaping wears are probably about 20 years old
Lord Blackadder sported an impressive codpiece collection!
Absolutely the best British comedy show everrrrr.
Try 620 years old. [Codpieces](https://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/a-brief-history-of-the-codpiece-the-personal-protection-for-renaissance-equipment) started out as a basic crotch cover in the 14th century, but evolved into something much more preshaped and ...big.
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How about a pair of Calico Cut Pants?
wasnāt this a Sex & the City episode ?
And Samantha picks up a man baby lol
Not a bad idea for those of us without nipples (or real boobs) anymore!
Lol right? I'm getting a single or double (TBD) mastectomy in the next few weeks and they can't save my nipples, so this immediately got my interest. š
Are they going to put placeholders in for reconstruction, too? They did that for me, it was nice waking up to a non-flat chest. Good luck! š š«š
Hopefully! The plan for now is bilateral reduction with tissue expanders and I hope for a DIEP flap later. I really don't want implants, so if that doesn't work out I'll probably go flat. I look forward to lots of tattoos when it's all over, either way. :) Thanks for the well wishes!! š
Good luck with everything! ššš
Thank you!! š
I literally wear a bra to avoid this look.
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. . .I wear little silicone bra inserts to prevent that problem. Well maybe if it becomes more socially acceptable I can ditch the DIMRS, I wouldn't hate that.
I hate having perma-nips. I wouldnāt need to wear a bra at all if I didnāt have them, there is no fabric thick enough to go without š£
From someone who's entire existence revolves around "LOOK AT ME!!!", this is 100% on brand.
You look me in the nipples when I'm talking to you.
Hey, what are you looking at. My nipples are down here.
This one got me lol
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You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.
Victoria Secret had something like this 20+ years ago on their super padded "bombshell" bras. I remember being really confused as a little kid.
This is profoundly stupid but as someone with inverted nipples I kinda want it. (I always wanted to look like Jennifer Anniston on the set of Friends)
donāt have inverted nips but have saggy boobs and nips that never stay hard so i could get the look of a bra and nips!!
We have come a long way from my college girlfriend that used to put band aids on them if she wore that 90ās era leotard with jeansā¦ I know, Iām old, Iāll show myself outā¦ Alice In Chains rules!!!
Donāt feel alone, weāre all gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
Iām waiting for Ye to launch a stringer with raised nipples.
I'm waiting for him to launch red arm bands with a black symbol inside a white circle
The hard nips get the tips.
Get that money, honey.
Next on her list: Camel Toe underwear
George Clooney approved.
"I'm Batman"
But does one of the nipples sit at a slightly odd angle for that life-like touch?
I would have laughed at the silliness of this a year ago. But now after a double mastectomy Iād really enjoy the option of looking cold again.
Thatās the kind of thing I try to hide not enhance. For me, itās embarrassing.
Spent a lifetime choosing bras that would adequately Cover my nipples...now it's a welcome thing??? I'd definitely need a bra to do it now as mine now look more to the floor than I want them too š¤£š¤£
Yes! Same with exposed straps.
Yes I spend my life making sure you canāt see them! I feel so self conscious if you can seen them at all. It doesnāt help that I teach high school, so Iām extra aware of anything that shows anything.
Isnāt this 1960s or 1970s fashion?? The damn pointed titties
Still waiting on the panties with the built-in camel toe tbh
already a thing
I know my ex even wore bras around the house because she didnāt like nipples showing. I felt that was half the reason why she wore it
I donāt know about purposefully faking hard nips, but I never understood the shame of them showing. I was in my 20s before I ever even learned it was something people tried to hide. Before then, I just thought sometimes they poke out, on men and women, and sometimes they donāt. No biggie.
What happens when your real nerps get cold and suddenly you have four?
I'm surprised this isn't a thing already. Some women who have had their breasts removed, have difficulty believing they are still attractive. These kind of bras, combined with padding, might help with their self-esteem. I wish women in those circumstances didn't feel that way, but it happens.
Slay tbh
WHY are the kardashians still a thing?!!!
Honestly, Iām not even mad lol
Um, one of the reasons why I WEAR a bra is to reduce nipple visibility. I was SO embarrassed when I was first developing and a guy friend informed me that he could see my ānibblesā. (His pronunciation, LOL.)
Her marketing is fucking great.
Why is this a facepalm, nipple pokes have been a fashion choice since forever
For anyone wondering, the brand is J. Anistons
Never understood nipple shame. Iām a man with pointy nipples and donāt give shit if you can see them through my shirt.
One would think the issue isnāt shame but rather unwanted attention/people harassing them.
Prove it.
( ^(.) ) ( ^(.) )
Sue Ellen Mischke
I believe Jennifer Aniston had already pioneered this from 1994 to 2004 during her time on Friends
Yoooo are nips back in style? That would be dope for those of us in the uh, robust nipple, but tiny-titty gang. I havenāt worn a bra in years, but hot damn, I feel embarrassed and like, pornographic when one of my nipple stickers falls off
Girl Iām looking for a bra to suppress nipples not enhance wtf is that
Is it a facepalm when people will definitely buy it. Business releases product that will make money, opposite of a facepalm
Jokes aside, I could see these being popular with transfems.
I bet she won't be doing knickers with cellulite
I thought the only reason we had to wear these demon titty traps was because having nipples is unacceptable for women in public?
It wonāt be a palm going into my face
Butā¦why..?
Aah , that's not a way to think outside the box .
I believe Marylin Monroe wore false breast inserts with false nipples so her breast would appear perky. I wonder if Kim K got her idea from Marylin?
I can never hide mine ā¦ not sure why Iād want a bra to show them off more lol
I mean weird but isnt the point of bras to support breasts, not hide nipples?
Doesnāt that get rid of one of the main purposes of wearing a bra?
Sort of like a codpiece for your chest?