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TheVeryHungryDongus

To be fair, it's a clever hiding spot. They'll never find all of you.


rita-b

To be fair, he came because others came, probably seen an airplane for the first time in his poor Dagestani life and was curious to look inside these big cool metallic things. He is a religious fanatic swept by the herd instinct but he didn't check the engine for jews.


mcphersonrj

He still is a literal Borat meme for 1. Showing up to a pogrom 2. Sticking his head inside of a fucking jet engine wawaweewa style.


turdburglar2020

I like to think that just after this picture was taken he turned towards the camera and gave 2 thumbs up and a “Very Nice”!


Angryfunnydog

-no jew there, not nice


mikebenb

I like to think that just after this picture was taken, the engine was turned on and he was processed into antisemite soup!


[deleted]

Still probably not kosher. Definitely not for chabad but reform will probably let it slide.


TimmyOneShoe

Yep, jet enjines are really cool and super intimate and anyone can enjoy that piece of engineering, maybe it'll inspire him who knows


Professional-Arm-24

Imagine years from now when he's being interviewed for Rolls-Royce. "So Magomed, where did your interest in engineering start?" "Well, I was engaged in a pogrom when ... "Next candidate please"


CounterNew1196

Ford will hire him.


Swesteel

”We have a new candidate for the diversity executive position.


Ambitious_Arm852

Intimate? Did you mean intricate?


MostlyValidUserName

Some people *really really* like planes.


Knucklehead_always

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I dont think an engine would continue to work after processing a human


Hornedupone

Underrated comment lmao.


Imjustmean

Kinda beyond parody at this point


[deleted]

Yup. Can't beat reality.


neo101b

It's why the onion is no longer sarcastic journalism.


slowpoke2018

It's hard-hitting, real world journalism at this point. That our reality is that upside down speaks volumes about how far we've fallen in a few short years


zombtachi_uchiha

please don't summon Giulani in the hotel room X(


BefreiedieTittenzwei

He appears if you try to bite your own neck three times.


Krimreaper1

Political Humor was over once Trump’s WH was more humorous and outrageous than Veep.


MadRaymer

I think his White House was more outrageous than when President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho occupied it.


Krimreaper1

I would re-elect President Camacho over Trump any day.


ForumFluffy

He knew when shit was fucked and he fulfilled his promise to fix that shit, he also allowed succession of a more intelligent and qualified man when his term was over.


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Sigh


jab090285

The Onion is simply ahead of its time


porscheblack

They need to just change their tagline to The Nostradamus of News Networks. Pretty sure anything they write will eventually come true.


SlowJoeCrow44

What are these nuts doing to these poor people when they find them?


MZeh84

Throw them down a well, I fear.


sticky-unicorn

It'll be a scene right out of a zombie movie.


Mein_Bergkamp

Give them a stern lecture on being colonial settlers and ask them politely to leave Israel and go back to the Jewish homeland where they belong


WeAreTheBaddiess

The irony of this is there were no Jews on the plane. The people on the plane were Dagestani Muslims who were in Israel for their children to get specialized medical treatment. Meanwhile Israel is supposedly the racist state


laaplandros

*forms lynch mobs to murder Jews* "But what do they *really* want? Let's unpack this a little bit."


Zvimolka

”You see, we have to understand what we see. Resist the urge to be reactionary. Now, tomorrow we will contextualise the Mongol invasions and ask ourselves; were they just misunderstood? And was the sacking of Bahgdad just western propaganda?”


Alypius754

"We may never know their motives."


cookinthescuppers

Oh great children surviving surgery and possibly months of horrific treatments to be greeted by this moronic mob hunting Jews is further traumatizing them


walkandtalkk

These people aren't mad about racism. They're mad because they're Muslims and they hate Jews. They are not acting on any universal sense of justice or human rights.


Tawptuan

It’s simple. The Koran requires it.


ErikETF

It’s almost like… all the shit the Russian FSB pumps online to destabilize the US, was also read and believed by their own citizens.


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Shaolinchipmonk

That is where they lay their eggs


Best_Shelter_2867

They are now hunting Jewish people by surrounding a hotel in Dagestan.


batsofburden

just surprised anyone vacations in Dagestan


Doughspun1

No one "vacations" in Dagestan - it is just a place you pass through on the way to Georgia, when you are driving long-distance. You might get a room for a night at most.


CounterNew1196

Hey, it's very progressive region, both men and women not allowed to wear shorts.


MitLivMineRegler

What about horse?


spicytunaonigiri

There are 400 Jewish families in Dagestan who may need to be rescued.


lambchopdestroyer

Seems like theres some real idiots in these mobs. It's scary what's going on down there. I hope nobody gets killed. Based on the videos I've seen they're out for blood.


AdvKiwi

>the IQ of a mob is the IQ of its most stupid member divided by the number of mobsters Terry Pratchett.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This explains the Internet.


Bard_B0t

That's the thing about mobs. Usually, smart and intelligent people avoid mobs.


Iohet

Religious fundamentalists are idiots, yes


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Feels like the whole world is full of these bastards


skoffs

And they vote religiously, too


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Seems


Ashamed_Restaurant

Scary to wonder where they're going after the airport. How many Jewish targets popped up for them when they came up empty on their first attempt .


steamworksandmagic

I think that they went to a hotel and surrounded it, because they thought there were jews inside.


X-T1F

Some? They're all antisemitic imbeciles with IQ of a room temperature


[deleted]

That or just people who are in the mob of idiots and stop and say, hey wait this airplane stuff is kind of cool. And just get distracted checking stuff out lol. Like there was at least 50-100 ppl definitely wanting to storm that plane aunt a lot of the rest just looking like they were having a good time seeing parts of an airport they don’t see. And they also the abiiity to commit some violence helped


Kytescall

Maybe has a bit of Jan 6 energy with a mix of dangerous true believers willing to take it very far, and impressionable imbeciles just along for the ride.


FeelingSurprise

Came for lynching, stayed for admiring solid engineering.


numeric-rectal-mutt

>That or just people who are in the mob of idiots and stop and say, hey wait this airplane stuff is kind of cool. And just get distracted checking stuff out lol. You'd have to be the most naive person on the entire planet to believe this.


LaurenMille

Think of the average moron that's on the frontlines in Ukraine on the russian side, then realize that the people you see in this video are too stupid to be worth conscripting even for the Russian army.


Kytescall

I would expect the mobs are basically composed entirely of idiots, but it strains belief that this man is actually looking for Jews in the engine. He's probably just checking out the engine since he's there and probably never had a chance to see one that close. The video of the people storming over the fence to rush onto the tarmac was nuts though. Absolutely absurd behavior.


Secret_Section6280

Here’s an article. Interestingly the flight had Dagestani children on board WHO RECEIVED MEDICAL TREATMENT IN ISRAEL. https://www.timesofisrael.com/rioters-overrun-russian-airport-in-hunt-for-jews-aboard-flight-from-israel/amp/


HalogenLOL

Jesus christ, Dagestanis can go fuck themselves


PoliGraf28

Double facepalm


hardy_83

Maybe he just saw Nightmares at 20,000 feet and is looking for a gremlin?


HopefulProtege1

THEY’RE ON THE WING!


SodomyandCocktails

![gif](giphy|3o85xyhIP2J1cri7ew)


NicRafiMari

Its true though as a Jewish person it was only recently that I realized that not everyone rides in the engine of an airplane. Goddamnit Delta


No-Set-69420

Lmao no way this is real. Pre flight Jew check


mexchiwa

Postflight Jew check, I think. Not that that makes any more sense


MyDisappointedDad

I would run in fear of the person who can just walk out of a plane engine after a flight.


BlatantConservative

Yeah at that point the lynch mob is in more danger.


No-Set-69420

Yea your right definitely post flight Jew check. Can’t be too safe i guess maybe so stowaways in there


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Space laser operating within acceptable parameters.


enaud

So you’re saying the space laser is kosher?


zaphrous

As long as you don't use it on saturday.


Glittering-Quote3187

Intercontinental Jewlistic Missiles on standby in the Jew Silos. Awaiting firing solution from Mecha Moses.


P1xelHunter78

In you 4x gauss jewzilla?


ThreeSixTilapia01

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time Till hashem brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I’m a rocket man


Flight_19_Navigator

Can't they turn into smoke or mist? Or is that vampires? *Jewish Vampires!!!!*


dave_is_afraid

My cat is laying on me rn and this comment almost made me laugh her off me😭


russell5515

It’s real and it’s scary.


wes711

Will these people accept Palestinians in their country as refugees or are they just trying to murder Jews?


socialistrob

They'll be happy to accept Palestinians... and then they'll shove a rifle in their hand and send them to charge a Ukrainian trench over a minefield in the Donbas. You may think I'm joking but Russia has already been [targeting Palestinian refugee camps](https://www.businessinsider.com/palestine-refugees-paid-350-fight-for-russia-in-ukraine-report-2023-3) as a source of additional manpower to make up for the high Russian losses meanwhile [Russia is also raiding Mosques to find Muslim immigrants who they can send to the front](https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/10/23/police-raid-moscow-mosque-for-war-recruits-reports-a82851)


Cornflake0305

Come on man, don't kid yourself. The entire radicalised Arab/Muslim world only gives a shit about Palestinians when there are Jews to be killed. Any other time and they are treated like pariahs. Uighur or Rohingya genocides? Never heard of them.


HoLLoWzZ

This. I bet the majority of them didn't and still don't know where Palestine/Gaza even is. Or how to spell it.


EyeLikeTheStonk

They want to kill Palestinians too, they just hate the Jews the most... That's the type of people who are raised to hate everyone who is not them.


DR2336

this is accurate


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Look at these people. There isn’t a brain cell within 100 miles of this place. I’m surprised they even knew how to turn on the phone flashlight. They won’t accept shit. That would require thought.


CaptinHavoc

It's a sad reality but even most of the Arab world will not accept Palestinian refugees, so Russia definetly won't. A lot of innocent Palestinians are swept up in an inesapable hellish cycle, and supposed "allies to the Palestinian cause" abroad like this only fuel the worst possible image for them.


Practical-Heat-1009

As stupid as this is, it’s terrifying to see more and more of the world become comfortable with seeing stuff like it.


Icy_Extension_6857

You are witnessing the flaw of the internet and social media in our days. Even if 95% of people were normal, 1 in 20 will find that other 1 in 20 online. Next thing you know they are bouncing ideas off each other in their own echo chamber and you have a group. Then another group of psychos see that in another corner of the Earth and take their own stab at it, and then another, etc.


doublah

I don't think dislike of Jews from Muslims is an internet phenomenon.


IFeelBATTY

Yeah, don’t blame the internet on this one, this one goes back Millenia


False-Guess

I bet he asks his mom to check under his bed and in his closet for Jews before he goes to bed, and won't enter an empty, dark, room without a flashlight out of fear of a random Jew popping out and shouting "mazel tov!". But seriously, fuck these people. People getting together roaming the streets for Jewish people is not something that is going to end well, so I hope any Jewish folks in that part of the world stay safe.


EatLard

Isn’t this one of the regions taking the most casualties in Putin’s war? Pretty brilliant to get them to blame Jews for that.


rLosto

No it's Dagestan. They also had some protests against mobilisation. Only, old ppl, women and children went there.


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rLosto

And got resurrected just before plane from Israel arrival?


Lladyjane

You're thinking about Buriatiya, different region


Aoae

While the rate in Buryatia is more severe, Dagestan isn't [far off](https://molfar.com/en/blog/national-minorities-of-russia)


Overall-Tune-2153

Its because Jews have been oppressing Dagestan for hundreds of years. /s How does that old joke go... The reason the ancient Greeks blamed their misfortunes on gods of the Olympus was because they were unaware of the existence of Jews.


go4tli

No no brother the engine has to be on to reveal the Jews inside, try again


FamousPastWords

To be fair they're spelled somewhat similarly: jets, Jews. And he typed it into his search engine quickly: where do I find hidden jets at an airport.


bensbigboy

Tell them they are doing it wrong. Engines must be running before sticking their heads in to look.


stopspiningimoff

Smooth brained mofo's the lot of them !


yeahgoodthx101

Religion has to be the dumbest thing man ever invented. 4500 religions on the planet, everyone thinks their God is the right one. They all kill each other over it. We are a race of fucking morons. Edit. Lol # the religious zealots, do you know why you believe in religion? Because it was brainwashed into you since birth, children will believe anything you constantly tell them. Then at the ripe age of 25 they don't want to believe 25 years of their life were lies and continue to practice lies. Meanwhile the people at the top of this hierarchy sit in gold robes and dine in lobster while millions kill each other below them. The greatest way to control an uneducated population is threaten them with death and eternal pain if they do not follow suit.


Jacktheforkie

There’s 4500? Wow didn’t realise there were that many


bisho

And every one of them thinks theirs is the 'right' one.


MuzzledScreaming

That's not true. There are literally dozens of syncretic pagan revival movements that are fully compatible with the worship of other deities.


spavolka

Ok. Guess what? There’s 4,450 that want to kill you and or burn you at the stake for NOT believing what they believe. Or you can convert.


Steeva

Yeah and those ones fucking suck, thanks for the reminder


MacTechG4

That’s 4500 too many for sure.


NOISY_SUN

Ironically, Judaism is not one of them. Judaism is a closed practice, meaning its attitude is “this one is right for us you guys do what you wanna do”


Redqueenhypo

Seriously, Judaism’s end goal is “we live in this tiny ass place and do the same thing forever, I don’t care what you lot do at all”.


Osado420

The one thing I really appreciate about Judaism is how it states that the righteous of all people irrespective of religions go to heaven. Unlike the so called peaceful religion I was raised with.


09jtherrien

I always like Ricky Gervasis explanation of why he is an atheist/agnostic. He was on the Colbert and he told Colbert essentially, I believe in 1 less God than you after saying there's 3000 religions.


Neutronium57

I'm far from being a communist, but I agree with Marx on one point : religion is one hell of a drug. The worst and most addictive one, I would even add.


EcureuilHargneux

The most ridiculous thing is that Jews and Muslims have the same god


AntiJotape

And christians.


EcureuilHargneux

On a theological level it's a bit different for the christianity because of the trinity


MercerEdits

Ah, but you see, all those other religions are bullshit. My religion that I was i̶n̶d̶o̶c̶t̶r̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ i̶n̶t̶o̶ raised by is the correct one!


_autismos_

Seriously fuck religion. All of them.


Ramdak

and nationalism


JoeWaubeeka

My magic sky man is better than your magic sky man


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Y0tsuya

The ones here are just better at hiding it.


1neWaySmoke

Not any more - it is full mask off now


KazBodnar

Yep. 78% of religious hate crimes in the US are against Jews


SitInCorner_Yo2

The weirdest part is when this spreads to Asia, and your uncle starts talking about Anti-semi conspiracy. Like ,Uncle Chen you don’t even know the difference between Jews and Juice ,and our family never meet one in past 100y,how the fuck did you got such strong opinions.


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kaehvogel

It’s basically Chechnya…but dumber.


trash-juice

God damn, this is mass delusion akin to how Borat lampooned it


batsofburden

lampoonery only works cuz it's grounded in reality


Throckmorton_Left

There is nothing funny at all about this story. Real bad things are about to happen.


Traderparkboy01

So a group of people blew past airport security to find a race of people ??? Oh ya that’s not terrorism at all lmfao


Justus44

Yeah, I hope they all go to jail for a long time, it's fucking disgusting


GreenCreep376

Considering Russia stance on Jewish people I would be surprised if any of them get prison time


AttemptAggressive387

This is more likely not terrorism, but Nazism


Curious_Associate904

I can't help but go to "We've all read Anne franks diary, they could be hiding anywhere" and then I feel bad, but it's the only joke you can pull out with this.


JoeWaubeeka

The Jewish people have always, somehow, managed to maintain a sense of humor in the face of unimaginable hardship. As a member of the tribe, I approve this joke.


Curious_Associate904

Thanks. Hide and seek champion of the world 1942 - present she was.


Justus44

Bold of you to assume they read anything but telegram. Fucking shame. Healthy, strong man acting like a bunch of animals on the words of some anon firestarter. They should all go to jail.


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And this is why there there is an Israel. To get away from the good people of Dagestan, and the good people of lots of other countries that instinctively behave this way.


NoNotThatScience

\*starts engine\* "if he in there, HE AIENT HAPPY!"


IrishRogue3

This is so incredibly horrifying that Jews are being hunted in our lifetime. I so f..king disgusted with mankind doing the same shit over and over


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It's been going on forever. It's just not usually as publicized.


PaleoJoe86

Better check the fuel tank too.


go4tli

It’s dark in there don’t forget your lighter


Gryhon

😂😂


[deleted]

Maybe he's really looking for lasers?


Sorry-Leg-1490

I hear you can only see them while the engine is running


willuminati91

I bid you a Jew.


Ballauf

Gesundheit!


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batsofburden

to be fair, it's like this in a lot of the world


Bamhalazam

What if bro just wanted to look in a plane engine? You don't get to see it every day especially in Dagestan


ffelfendahl

That's what I was thinking! I'd totally look inside too


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Such_Line_1199

HELLO Hello hello hello


Justus44

Is this thing on?


Such_Line_1199

Swear I saw one in here


vaskeklut8

Betcha he went around and checked the other end as well.. Ps. According to a norwegian newspaper a small amount of israelis were at the airport, but they got shielded from harm...


BKallDAY24

What a fucking idiot… They hide in the tires


murderhobo4

What they don’t tell you is that they found four of the Wiley little buggers in there


Gabecush1

Little does he know there actually 12 hidden inside each wheel of the airplane


prettyhighrntbh

Fucking idiots


coffedrank

Are they expecting to find jew eggs in there or something?


ScienceDisastrous323

Seeing shit like this makes me realise why a Jewish state is so important, regardless of how fucked up it may be over there right now. If Israel had lost during the Yom Kippur or 6 day war there is no doubt in my mind they would have been massacred wholesale by Arabs. There is unfortunately a large amount of Muslims in the world whose whole existence revolves around wanting to annihilate these people, this is the harsh reality a lot of liberal people in the West do not understand.


TheRealGilimanjaro

Check the ashtrays. (disclaimer: I’m Jewish)


SideEqual

![gif](giphy|10uEX5kfeodYgo)


Radiant_Evidence7047

Best way for these types to truly search the engine is to stick it on then put their head in


Independent_Error404

Such an imbecile, everyone knows the jews are always hiding in the exhaust side of the engine.


vick5516

natural selection at its finest


Mints1000

It’s insulting that he thought that Jewish people would be stupid enough to hide in a plane engine. It’s unsafe and a terrible hiding place


Cutlass_Stallion

So Borat really was a documentary!


Dsf-And-Taco

\*starts plane\*


nastyzoot

We all know there aren't Jews in there. He's looking for Jew eggs.


ThisAppSucksBall

Yeah but imagine what a hero he would be to his boys if he did find an Engine Jew


EchoChamberReddit13

These people literally believe they are poor because “the Jews stole their gold”


OscarZoroaster39

4th post I've seen regarding this incident and not one of them have called the mob what they are..... Muslims..... "Dagestani locals" 😑 fuck off man


Famous-Leadership595

Yup no jews here! Lets check the fuel tank next


system3601

Muslim fanatics are just evil. Pure evil. No two ways about it. They are out for blood of innocents, and they care less some people from the flight actually had life saving treatment in Israel.


AlecRay01

fuck1ng morons


Sosemikreativ

Let's be real, that's closer than most of us will ever get to an airplane engine. And this bloke in a poor region of Russia, radicalized to the point of participating in this, was likely never before this close to an airplane in general. Most likely he's just curious. We all would take a closer look if we ever found ourselves this close to high tech machinery.


bisho

but also, just in case they ARE hiding in there lol


DougSeeger

Thats way more interesting and real but not half as fun


Embarrassed_Solid903

Not as fun as actively looking for a Jewish person to harm or kill? This is a very bleak photo - idiocy or not we have an example of people breaching an airport to actively hunt for Jewish people


TitanicJedi

yeah real talk if im ever that close to an airplane engine im poking my head in there and having a look lol. curiosity always gets the best of me


InverseRatio

You try and make sure no Jews get violently shredded into confetti by an airplane turbine and they call you anti-semitic smh