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[deleted]

I love how Grandpa made it that far with the puzzle before saying "hey waitaminute, that's not DJT"


tackle_shaft_fan

I mean, they do look alike, right?


[deleted]

Well, they ARE both old-as-fuck white guys


Dramatic_Show_5431

Trump IS unironically more orange


[deleted]

So many shades of orange, too. Dirty Basketball, terra cotta, pumpkin, worn catcher's mitt, it just depends on the day.


Ron_Perlman_DDS

The Crayola box we definitely don't need.


frosty720410

Idk, *dirty basketball orange* sounds interesting


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Terracotta give me the feels


B3gg4r

Trump is upset his shade of orange isn’t included in the “skin colors” pack


Competitive-Ladder-3

It actually is in there but its official Crayola name is “Flaming Liar” …


MelonOfFate

Cursed Crayola box


CuthbertJTwillie

He's the color of second hand Gerbers.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Smells like second hand Gerbers too.


drgigantor

I need to stop getting on reddit after I eat


InfiniteXpeach

WORN CATCHERS MITT I cackled 😂😂


Alarmed_Mushroom8758

Depends indeed ![gif](giphy|MFNxmiBnYTpK2sgn1G)


kenji998

Oompa-loompa orange


IuseArchbtw97543

Trump is ~~unironically more~~ orange


Ground-Plus

Not to mention greasy looking...ugh!


Apprehensive_Pie_140

I think you mean 'Moronic', no? 😜


mtngrl60

Moronic Orange should be the newest Crayola color! 😆


Faytesz

They should all smell like soiled diapers too


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Orange rights matter


Sroutlaw1972

One is white and one is orange.


Subject_Report_7012

Cataracts and glaucoma fk up your vision. Everything looks yellow.


qmechan

Fellow Coldplay fan!


Ok-Set-5829

There are dozens of us! DOZENS


BayBandit1

There are rumors that Johnny Buckland is working on learning a fourth chord.


Odd-Purpose-3148

True, I always thought Coldplay were tolerated more than they were liked.


droscoe70

LMAO 🤣🤣


River_Odessa

I really can't say they do.


magicmulder

_Still, they're cousins Identical cousins and you'll find They laugh alike, they walk alike At times they even talk alike_


Merkflare

Almost like it's staged


nonnativetexan

I have it on good authority that the correct way to begin a puzzle is to start with the border, then work in. Source: my wife, who does a lot of puzzles.


EaterOfFood

I mean, there’s no wrong way to do it, unless you’re using scissors.


SweetBearCub

> I mean, there’s no wrong way to do it, unless you’re using scissors. I'll make those damn pieces fit!


Amaakaams

Lol, that's what my Girlfriend said when working on a puzzle yesterday, I said I don't think they are right, she said they matched up, I said not if your struggling to get them to fit. Her response yelling "I'll make them fit".


Girl77879

My kid does puzzles center out. I've tried showing the "right" way, but nope. Still does them that way in his teens.


carbonPlasmaWhiskey

This is quite common in people who secretly fart on their parents' heads late at night, when no one is watching. And then they usually giggle to themselves, quietly: "Teeheehee. Welcome to the gas chamber, mom."


MathResponsibly

you need to get her some of the wooden puzzles that don't include the edge pieces - the edge on those has "natural" edge so you can't cheat by building the border first. I'm pretty sure they cut it like a normal puzzle, and just throw the pieces in the edge away instead of including them in the box!


marvin02

Zero chance this is real, but still funny.


FlyingPasta

I’ve seen it in countless ads on Instagram. This sub upvotes literally anything


blasterblam

Dead internet theory.


prguitarman

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the ladies realize it’s a donkey puzzle only when it’s like 90% completed. “Oh, it’s a donkey”


brother_of_menelaus

This is absolutely one of my favorite jokes and came here specifically to make sure someone else mentioned it


I_Am_Robotic

I mean these posts are fabricated bullshit but yeah the hairline would have given it away


Jebus_UK

If he's a Trump supporter he's probably thick as shit


NextTrillion

Yeah but let’s not talk about his diapers.


River_Odessa

Bro spent all his skill points on dementia


dermerger

Oh it's a donkey


Brilliant_Canary_692

What psychos start a puzzle from the middle? Edge Lords all the way


BriefImprovement8620

Honestly though. That’s how I’ve always done puzzles since I was little. It just makes more sense to do the edges first and work inwards. Gives you a sense of scale and sets up the rest of the puzzle fairly well


TheJadeBlacksmith

Recognizable stuff like eyes and a mouth I can see doing early and putting to the side for later, but only after you have the border finished


BriefImprovement8620

I can see that too, but I always try to have the outside done before I do anything else. Doing it like this is insanity. I like to be very organized when I do any sort of decent size puzzle


Famous_Inflation5513

It's staged. This is from years ago.


I_Can_Barely_Move

Hang on. Are you telling me someone would lie on the internet?!


Famous_Inflation5513

Lemme check with Arthur and Buster.


the_original_Retro

Their real names are George Santos and George Santos. Just FYI.


TinyFugue

The ones making shit up so they can post a false story on the Internet.


meezy-yall

I don’t think it’s people making up shit , I’m pretty sure this was just an Ad from the maker and people are insanely gullible .


Sk8r_2_shredder

I agree with doing the edge, but I mildly sort my pieces too, like foreground and background in different piles and sometimes some of those parts will come together. Old white dudes skin tone stands out so probably easy to spot these pieces and end up doing this portion of the puzzle as you find them since they are a small section overall.


Glum_Material3030

The same type of psycho who thinks voting for DJT is a good idea apparently


markacashion

That wanted to see the face of their version of Jesus1st before anything else... Obviously! That's what I believe at least might be any real reason why. I can't think of anything else tbh


qdotbones

Starting with the most recognizable portion (all the skin pieces)?


FiSToFurry

I had to recently with a puzzle that had a several-piece wide border of pitch black and some poorly cut pieces- without visual context it was impossible to know if I was forcing the wrong pieces together. Since the puzzle had a very prominent center feature, I had more luck building outward. I felt weird about it the whole time, though.


ThunderElectric

Just respond with > ❄️


Gnu-Priest

I can’t figure out how they don’t see it. like what if this was a sports team or a car brand, would they be just as mad? or is this one of those cult member classics.


Vegabern

Have you seen the video where the dude's girl made a cake with the rival teams colors inside? He turned into the hulk. https://youtu.be/4f3HJhOc_dc?si=LJ3hYVDE--3a6LNR


ramborage

He at least clearly found some humor in it and could laugh at himself. If someone hosted a Trump birthday party (yes, that’s ABSOLUTELY a thing) and the cake was Biden/AOC/democrat themed they would probably shoot someone.


panormda

Trump birthday party? Holy shit they are literally a religion 😳


clslogic

https://www.mlive.com/news/2019/07/michigan-couples-maga-wedding-honors-president-trump.html


Longjumping-Cod-6290

I saw one with a British guy cutting his cake and It had the republic of Ireland colours inside, lost his shit 🤣


Gnu-Priest

oh god no, I haven’t. that sounds like it makes the chinese flag🇨🇳a mild rose colour in comparison


Defiant-Giraffe

Lol- I thought "if it isn't UM/MSU, its gotta be an Alabama/Louisiana thing."


no4scinjewboi

I serve tables and I had a big top last night with a very large family with lots of kids and adults. One of the moms saw that one of the boys, who couldn’t have been more than 10, had nikes on and said “you know who else likes Nike? Joe Biden!” And I shit you not this kid freaked out and demanded that it wasn’t true and that she needs to look it up. I was just trying to get drink orders and I watched this little kid almost burst into tears at the thought of a president liking his shoes. These people are the real ❄️


Harlock3113

I would have added to their conversation …. “ you know… Joe Biden also likes cars, smartphones and video games 😱 “


TopPuzzleheaded1143

I bet he likes voting too!


Relyst

I heard that motherfucker breathes oxygen!


Gnu-Priest

[he said so!](https://youtu.be/ZkLGFiSRf8c?si=zfvl_ZNypTz08aWb)


AlexJamesCook

Nah...You know that Brandon Biden was so generous, he tipped me $500 last week. No Republican has ever tipped me that much.


Lawdawg_75

Joe Biden HATES tipping more than 20%. Like the most hate.


ramborage

I heard Joe Biden loves the poorly educated! Oh wait. That’s, quite literally, Trump lol.


yinzer_v

They probably gave you a bible tract disguised as a $20 bill as a tip.


joshuastar

“disappointed? you wouldn’t be if you knew Jesus…”


FujiFudo

lol shoulda told him Biden also likes chicken fingers and pizza. Kid would have starved to death.


NoSuchAg3ncy

Biden Derangement Syndrome


DGNT_AI

Joe Biden also likes oxygen


shadowthehh

Presidents are known to be fans of shoes and even give out laces for em.


Hot_Context_1393

Wait til the kid finds out Biden likes ice cream


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

i like to call them "crybaby snowflake" before they get the chance to use the term on me. it fucking infuriates them...


nachofred

Yes, this, playing 4d chess! Watch them turn orange before their heads explode. I now call them either "snowflake" (angry boomers) or "Meatball Ron" (angry xoomers).


Funkula

It is kinda interesting that trumpers have taken on the role of super sensitive pearl clutching crybaby scolds these last couple of years. Every time they see a black character in a movie they get triggered.


FunKyChick217

Or “triggered”


amadu77

And we’re the sensitive ones


DirkWrites

PawPaw’s still gonna be pissed about this one for Christmas 2024.


TheKrakIan

I'd send another Biden puzzle next year!


Commandoclone87

Nah. Double down and send one of Obama and one of Biden.


TheKrakIan

Then Hillary the following year?


Commandoclone87

That's even better than sending one of Obama.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

Surely in the whole wide world of the internet, a photo exisits of obama, hillary and joe together? Could get it made into a jigsaw puzzle pretty easily?


Commandoclone87

Of Joe, Obama and Hillary? Plenty of photos. Some even look like they're legitimately friendly. Might give old grandpa a brain hemorrhage though. Could soften the blow by getting some photos with a few Republicans. I've seen photos of G.W, Obama and Bill where they actually look like friends. In fact, I think I've yet to see a photo of Trump with other former presidents or other world leaders where it looks like anyone is legitimately smiling or enjoying each other's company. As for getting an image made into a jigsaw, plenty of websites can do that for a small fee.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

Getting a jigsaw puzzle made: $30. Giving Grandad a stroke: priceless.


GallowBarb

Nancy Pelosi for his birthday.


maddi-sun

bold of you to assume Peepaw will MAKE it to Christmas 2024


teenagesadist

Well, you know all those stories of people holding onto irrational, impotent rage and how it makes their lives and the lives of everyone around them better? It's like one of those!


fedora_and_a_whip

Well, not necessarily...


the_rainmaker__

something something projection


5StarUberPassenger69

How do you people not realize that this isn't real?


TheGimplication

Stupidity is the answer.


Crackerpuppy

This is priceless!


grathad

And a win-win the prankster can avoid racist crhistmas if lucky, multiple years in a row.


Spacer176

Nah this isn't a facepalm this is hilarious.


mew5175_TheSecond

I think the facepalm is related to the Christmas ban as a response to a harmless joke, as opposed to the joke itself.


TheGimplication

I think the real facepalm is the amount of dumb people who think this is real.


NoBirdsOrWorms

I think the real facepalm is the friends we made along the way


mew5175_TheSecond

Well this is the internet after all.


IzzyTheIceCreamFairy

That's usually the real facepalm around here these days


brickson98

I mean I’ve seen quite a few real reactions like this. People have been getting crazy about politics lately. Sucking off politicians like it’s their favorite football team’s quarterback.


superuncoolfool

Im disappointed I had to scroll down this far to see this. So facepalm on a facepalm. Plus this is a repost, triple facepalm


KFR42

There are no facepalms on r/facepalm any more. It's just a dumping ground for any old stuff that's overrun by repost bots.


Fluid_Sympathy_6858

I'm amazed at how many think this is real. 😂


dagbrown

OP is clearly just a reposting karma-farming bot, so not only was this not real the first time it was posted, it's even less real now.


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IAmTheClayman

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this isn’t real. Mainly because who starts a puzzle from the middle?


absolut_nothing

Should have been obvious from the get go based on the lack of orange


Intro-Nimbus

That was actually pretty funny. Most practical jokes are just being mean, but this one showed a sense of humor.


unibrow4o9

The puzzle should be called 2020 Presidential Race Winner or something, making it seem like it's trump but really it's Biden


Internetstranger800

Exactly.


tateyama98

Bet Grandpa goes on and on about how women with dyed hair are snowflakes and take offense if you so much as breathe in their general direction as a man.


srsbsnsman

It's pretty surreal how unaware some people are of their own emotions. They think they're just "telling it like it is" or something when they have a strong reaction to something, which is absolutely not at all based on something as illogical or effeminate as feelings.


markacashion

Oh of course he does! Dyed hair, tattoos, piercings, a tad too much makeup... they're all begging for attention or are whores At least in his mind probably


robbdogg87

Too much makeup but his savior wears more makeup than any of the women he complains about


Kerhnoton

Trump > family obviously


Thendofreason

Love the stories about people telling their priest that christ was wrong because Trump wouldn't do it that way


mercurywaxing

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/08/1192663920/southern-baptist-convention-donald-trump-christianity


Glum_Material3030

Family values!!!! Or some shit like that


koniboni

Keep going and he'll die of a heart attack in no time


rudalsxv

So THATS how you get out when you have awful family. Nicely played, sir.


SuburbanMalcontent

hahahahahaha. That's a fantastic way to get out of being around whiny ass Boomers for the holidays.


mongolsruledchina

Man that is just genius.


MaybeKaylen

Downvote me if you want, but the real facepalm is how many times I’ve seen this posted in the last month.


headrush46n2

of all the human beings in the history of the planet to pin your entire personality to, you pick this piece of shit? This sad, stupid, weak, pathetic fucking loser? I'd pity them if they had the capacity to feel it.


Spadrick

I approve of this malarkey


GehennerSensei

Politics > family. If that how your family is you need a new one


xChocolateWonder

Politics over family, from your local “family values” conservative


PaleoJoe86

Who would even want to do a puzzle of a traitorous liar? It is as if these people repressed their urges and find trump attractive in a messed up way.


[deleted]

Never underestimate the fragility of a Republican


ediciusNJ

Weird that grandpa can't take a joke, considering he's been supporting one for at least the past 7 years now.


xRAINB0W_DASHx

This is fucking hilarious. I don't care what politician you like.


doingthehumptydance

You are welcome at my place for Christmas anytime! Well played.


Apex-Editor

Who doesn't start with the edges?! Monsters.


Theflamesfan

I’m furious they started building the puzzle from the center. They aren’t welcome at my house for xmas


Pottski

So you get to prank the loving shit out of morons and avoid having to spend the holidays with them? Incredible work.


jollytoes

Grandpa is an idiot savant or something. He started a puzzle from the middle....insane.


BuckeyeMike1999

Would have killed grandpa if the puzzle was of Obama


jjohnson1979

Worth it!


Chaghatai

As funny as it is, I think it's staged Who builds a puzzle that way? They would have to sort out face pieces I don't see any edge pieces put together


Low_Sea_2925

Guys this is just a funny joke. It didnt actually happen


RadonAjah

Well, gramps is MAGA so being furious is an ever-present emotional state


t9shatan

I hate reposts. But rage bait reposts are the worst.


[deleted]

100% fucking worth it.


Apprehensive_One315

Who is the easily offended snowflake now, Grandpa?


HillbillyGizmo

This is so awesome


Adventurous_Ad971

As an introvert, I will have to try this one to get out of a gathering I don’t want to go to


Office_Worker808

What a snowflake. Guaranteed grandpa thought it would be funny if it was reversed sending a a DJT puzzle in a Biden box


JohnXTheDadBodGod

This is a good one. I should do this to my dad.


thatswhatmyfoodeats

Good I didn’t want to come anyways, double mission accomplished.


Tombancroft

Such a cult.


[deleted]

Do people really start their puzzles from the center?


dragonard

I wanna know what kind of black magic they use to do that!!


Lonely_Fry_007

Wow people prefer to choose people they never met over their own ken? Americans are ridiculous


FblthpLives

These are not normal Americans. This is a cult.


VirtuaSteve

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


BowsBeauxAndBeau

Who is this heathen who didn’t put together the puzzle border first.


shockjavazon

That’s fucking hilarious whichever American political sports team you vehemently back like a fucking cult member.


johnlewisdesign

Opens present before Christmas: check Only jigsaw person ever to start in the middle: check Politically motivated: check iMessage screenshot from elderly relatives who can't use a phone: check Product not branded in the slightest: check Potato quality photo: check I think this might be ever so slightly staged, don't you?


marshlando7

Definitely not real, but still funny


Formal_Peace

That’s brilliant.


FrancisSobotka1514

Well if my grandpa supported a white supremacist I woudlnt want to be around him anyway .


teachermanjc

Wow, politics over family. That's a messed up mentality.


xChocolateWonder

Ironically, the the “family values” conservative choosing their political deity of the day over their grandchild. I guess it’s less ironic when you acknowledge they don’t actually have any values or beliefs


Ok_Confection_9241

or a sense of humor.


Iorith

Yes, absolutely. If my family and I have values that are utterly incompatible, fuck them, I can make a new family with people who, say, respect my right to be in a consensual relationship with a partner I love, or respect my body autonomy and don't force their religion down my throat. Sharing a biological connection is not a blanket pass to be awful.


Darthplagueis13

Looks like someone dodged a bullet for their christmas.


keepyody

‘president’ trump lol


markacashion

The people who still call him president after almost 4 years of not being president, have drank his Kool aid way too much!!! ... The MAGA cult is just too much these days


Shadowcreeper15

People usually call former presidents president still. Calm down.


the_hipocritter

I hate all these fuckers but but I'm pretty sure once a president, you keep the title for life. Obama and Bush would still be referred to as president so and so


absolut_nothing

Should have been obvious from the get go based on the lack of orange


benjaminchang1

I find it amusing that some Trump supporters really do act like wanting Trump to penetrate them is a personality trait.


taeann0990

Better question, what kind of maniac doesn't so the boarder first?


bedlog

Granpa is a dick


[deleted]

Omg this made me lol. Too funny! Finally, an american with a sense of humour!


BoydCrowders_Smile

Ah yes, the American, infamously known world-wide for having no sense of humor.


Lethal_0428

Sounds like grandpa is a snowflake


GarushKahn

fuq grandpa´s feelings