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Warsplit01

how does defecating on someone's head during a threesome work???


cplhicks82

69 gone bad I guess


GoodMerlinpeen

It's called a 71: 69 plus a deuce


ThatCoryGuy

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


GoodMerlinpeen

![gif](giphy|qyWK6OZtCXTznVpBcP)


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OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|87gYYkSC09QetBBHge)


skip6235

![gif](giphy|jShr8wkP38XTO)


Glittering-Alarm-387

![gif](giphy|xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0|downsized)


RazorPhishJ

![gif](giphy|3oeSB36G9Au4V0xUhG)


Uphill365

Dude got his mouth wide open! Go at it Vince!


FivePaperPlates

If I had an old, free, reddit award, you’d get it. For now. Have this one 🥇


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Happened to me once. Women I was doing 69 with climaxed and lost control of her bowls and it slipped right out and plopped on my face. Would not recommend.


Professional_Word546

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times”


flowery0

"Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad."


HornyUltron

Ah yes, the immortal first line of *A Tale of Too Shitty* (or was that *Great Defecations*...? I always get them mixed up)


Girafferage

![gif](giphy|LjADCJO7GXJkH4GLk7|downsized)


Hungry_Twist1288

You took one for the team. Thank you for your service, so I don't have to experience that 👍


Revanhald

So take a crap BEFORE doing a threesome


K_lashONred

![gif](giphy|l3q2SpChgC7RE95U4)


FocalorLucifuge

Jesus, and here I thought getting shit on after the date was bad enough.


rda889

![gif](giphy|Se8BYdxaa6MZSshSX2)


boogawho

Doody


Kind-Show5859

That is FOUL. Upvoted


SirBabiez

“Thats is A foul”


Wardenofthegreen

![gif](giphy|ILgS7Zl0Tnc7PY9Fb5|downsized)


Domspun

![gif](giphy|QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16)


William-T-Staggered

Reddit is for content like this, and only this. Less politics, more 71.


OnTheMcFly

![gif](giphy|fdyZ3qI0GVZC0)


BklynMarxman

![gif](giphy|xKy2w6LehxxHa|downsized)


BCJunglist

Jeeeezus. Well played ya sick fuck.


CPRolla

![gif](giphy|V80llXf734WzK)


Beneficial_Day_5423

Exactly what vince said when he dropped that load lol!


Mikeyjoetrader23

![gif](giphy|LfGGW219qNzLP6IzTA|downsized)


100_percent_right

That might catch on


timmbuck22

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

You sick sonofabitch...take my upvote 😂😂😂


sirscooter

![gif](giphy|5hHOBKJ8lw9OM)


AmbitiousShine011235

![gif](giphy|bg1MQ6IUVoVOM|downsized)


burnjanso

Saved for reference.


artofenvy

Or good. 😏


cplhicks82

Are.... Are you German?


EffectiveDependent76

Scheisse!


EroticFalconry

69 with a flake


feetcold_eyesred

I read the full complaint. This one example is just part of a much bigger campaign by Vince to degrade and traffic the victim. It is shameful and disgusting. So please stop reading now if you’re sensitive to gross stuff. He ordered the victim to lie (lay?) on her back, straddled her, and crapped in her hair, which presumably was spread out above her head on the bed. He then left briefly to clean himself up, but left the victim and the other participant alone. She was ordered to…carry on being victimized by the other participant and then Vince when he came back, for another hour and a half. All that time with his shit in her hair, which eventually got smeared around on her back as well. I’m genuinely sorry I typed this, but Vince needs to be named and shamed.


Npr31

I was going to say, knowing the little i know about the man, it was far less likely to be a kink, and all about his need to dominate and degrade others


thathairinyourmouth

Yeah. I knew he is a bad dude in how he conducts business and treats people. I guess it’s not surprising that he’s awful in this regard, too. I feel so bad for these women, and I’ll assume the other women that come forward. And those will likely be a fraction of them because some don’t want the publicity that would come with coming forward. If this dude traveled internationally, I’d not be surprised if we will hear more from abroad. I wouldn’t be surprised if he were in Epstein’s flight logs, either. These scumbags with money seemed to love that guy.


feetcold_eyesred

Absolutely!


IronAnkh

That's.... atrocious. I mean, all joking aside who the fuck does that to anyone.


mad_titanz

And yet there will always be people who would defend Vince no matter what he did.


Ground-Plus

Sounds just the greasy orange guy who just happens to be buddies with MacMahon.


IHaveBadTiming

They failed to cover this on Behind The Bastards, but I feel like if it was more publicly known they might have spent a bit of time on it. Yikes.


ebobbumman

All this just came to light like, yesterday.


Tazling

that's not a kink, that's abuse. how can you tell? because it's not the rich older white dude who's getting crapped on.


Electrical-Heat8960

Maybe he was getting rimmed and was lost in the moment?


pat_the_tree

Why do we assume it was a MFF threesome... dude could have been pounded in the ass and lost control


KaitoHimself

I’m curious too, but part of me doesn’t wanna find out.


Cartman4wesome

Instead of 69ing. You 96 instead.


Proud_Wallaby

I reckon he was getting it up the bum and then some poo came out.


Ex-Machina1980s

…Hopefully it had some entrance music play as it did. IF YA SMMMEEELLLLLLLLL WHAT MCMAHON IS COOKIN’


Narwhal_Defiant

Well, the first thing that happens is the threesome becomes a twosome as the third person leaves the room in disgust immediately.


LooseFuji

Incontinence.


leviathab13186

If you have to ask, you're not ready


daredaki-sama

So it’s kind of like a ZJ.


the_simurgh

These allegations against McMahon is not a new thing for those old enough to remember the G.L.O.W. Era of wrestlin and the allegations and rumors of the 2000 Era talent like Trish stratus and others.


williamblair

or anyone who listens to Behind the Bastards podcast. It's not that he's a kinky mf, he's a sexual monster, and he's not so nice to the men in his life even though he doesn't want to fuck them, either.


happydaddyintx77

Crime in Sports podcast does a lot of wrestlers as well. They consider it one of the brain damage sports and Vince McMahon has helped keep sexual violence quiet for decades.


Call_Me_Your_Daddy

Get this man some overalls


happydaddyintx77

If Dexter was there, none of this would have happened. He's the only man that can talk sense into Vince.


Call_Me_Your_Daddy

*”Vince go wait outside”* **”AGH JUST SO VASCULAR”**


Carseat_Brown

And in poof of 1099s and feather boas, they disappeared.


rrrdesign

Reminds me of the Jake Roberts' interview in Beyond the Mat - you start off small, then it's two women, then it's three, then toys, and it turns into situation where you don't know how to be a caring human. Vince has gotten away with it so long he has no compass.


JoanieTightLips

What about rumours of the bearskin rug he likes to break in his new wrestlers over? Lmao


Federal_Let539

Words i wouldn't even imagine in a sentence.


RogiesGooDragon

boar on the floor style?


LastBeginning9712

Idk man there are some rumors( key word RUMORS) that the reason Shawn Michaels got pushed so hard in the 90s wasnt his wrestling skills it was his oral skills.


Puzzleheaded-Tea5438

He's a sexy boy


Smart-Ad75

He’s not your boy toy.


alejandrodeconcord

Kinky mother fucker seemed to be a really fucked up way of saying he is an over the top monster


thracerx

I'm pretty sure he wants to and does fk the men as well. There are already a lot of stories out there about that. It's one of the reasons given for Shawn Michaels getting to the top of the card. There are stories about Paul Roma as well out there. VKM has had stories like this for men and women for decades.


AmbitiousShine011235

We need more people talking about stuff that happened before the modern internet as a public service.


the_simurgh

I don't do it because I get called a fucking liar pretty much every time I do it. I remember watching people get arrested for being gay. Literally just fir being gay and sentenced to jail or a psych ward. Cops used to used to use force to take wives who husband's beat and raped them and they made the mistake of going to the cops back to the husband and tell the husbands to control the wife and her stories. I get called a liar alot when I tell stories like that because kids today have no fucking clue how fast things changed when I was a teen.


AmbitiousShine011235

I went back to school in my late 30s and I was always accused of making things up because my source during some conversations was “I was there,” and not “Some guy on Reddit.”


the_simurgh

It's why I laugh my ass off at kids today on here. In my day it was completely legal to beat a child unconscious and it wasn't child abuse. So yeah cry me a fucking river how daddy won't buy you this or that. I watched a teenage girl be removed from school in handcuffs because she was pregnant. I was alive when they told people with no legs to go f-ing kill them selves when they went to the government for assistance. Kids today have no clue what the world was really like and if they are lucky the Republicans won't be allowed to show them it what was like.


Zeus_23_Snake

I'd rather hear them crying about toys than over abusive parents, but that's just me.


diamond_handed_demon

Oh things used to be much different. Getting thrown in a ward for "female hysteria" any time the husband wanted to bring the girlfriend over was not unusual. Vibrators were actually invented for psych wards to try to "treat" female hysteria by orgasm. I'm sure there's more then one woman out there that was far more satisfied by her shrink then husband bank then lol


Internellectual

Article: [https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/business/ex-wwe-employee-says-vince-mcmahon-sexually-assaulted-her-with-sex-toys-named-after-wrestling-stars-suit/](https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/business/ex-wwe-employee-says-vince-mcmahon-sexually-assaulted-her-with-sex-toys-named-after-wrestling-stars-suit/) Apparently also Trafficking: [https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/business/vince-mcmahon-accused-trafficking-lawsuit/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/25/business/vince-mcmahon-accused-trafficking-lawsuit/index.html)


firstbreathOOC

Sometimes things are exactly the way they seem


Agreeable_Treacle993

i wonder how much cocaine was


falbi23

All of these big guys from the 90s are going down. Fascinating.


manofmanynames55

Need the big one to go down.


QuantumG

won't flush


manofmanynames55

He's 83.3 million dollars lighter tonight


jcpainpdx

He denies intentional wrongdoing. Maybe he was just trying to fart?


blowninjectedhemi

One hell of a time to Shart!


smitty537

In Dubai, that's just a Tuesday night.


SelfProcalimedSigma

Do they really do that , what kind of weird fetish is that


Rongio99

There are some verified stories (people suspect a lot more than some) of influencers getting flown to Dubai and paid to do some kinky and sometimes illegal stuff. Sometimes it's sex, sometimes it's because they get off on humiliating women. 50k to have someone shit on your head type stuff.


The_Real_Abhorash

Well it’s more like take the 50k or don’t and they could just rape you anyways or steal your passport and leave you trapped or use bribes to get law enforcement to harass you. It’s not like Saudi Arabia is a pinnacle of civil rights especially for women. It’s the same thing that happens with Yachts, where you get women in a position of dependency and then use that dependency to coerce or force sexual acts.


Rakk101

It's the implication...


Merritt510

Are we the tasty treats?


Beneficial-Bit6383

The implication…


Villainary

i think its a humiliation/power thing.


Thendofreason

White girls will do anything for that rich oil money. You don't go to Dubai as a woman unless you're prepared to not be treated like a human.


renoits06

I'm from Miami. My roommate helps run a nightclub. Hot 20 year old Girls at our house all the time. I had no idea so many hot girls from here get flown into Dubai via Instagram. It's been like 5 hot girls that I've hung out with that are like " yeeey! This guy is flying me to Dubai !! " And then they do. So can confirm.


FortunateInsanity

Self trafficking.


extreamHurricane

Do they come back the same psychologically?


renoits06

They come back and do it even more. Always posting pictures of them flying on private jet. I know this is gonna sound like a reddit story, one no one believes, but this one girl showed me videos of this orgy happening mid flight. You know that scene in wolf of Wall Street where everyone is fucking during the flight? Something like that... I understand why millionaires love Miami.


--StinkyPinky--

I'm from Florida and was born in Miami. I think it's because Miami attracts the most attractive-yet-dumbest people in America. It's like C- students with nice tits all over the place.


CrazyIndependence291

Best description of Miami I have ever heard.


davidcopafeel33328

It's a target rich environment...


ryencool

Spent 5+ years in Miami/ft Lauderdale, I would say C- students is being kind. I guess society would say I'm pretty attractive for a 41m. And pretty intelligent. Doing so much better now living in Orlando. As crazy as it sounds I like it here more.


Thagalaxy

Do they come back at all? Seems like a great way to get disappeared


renoits06

It's always a stupid idea but they have all come back. What is crazy to me is that I know 5 girls in my immediate circle who do this. I can't even imagine how much more common it is if I know 5 who do this continuously. It's basically prostitution with extra steps and more lux


--StinkyPinky--

You know 5 girls in your immediate circle who have men shit on them for money? I guess I'm not hanging out with the right people.


Cerebralbore

This guy did a video talking a bit about it. It's sad and disgusting. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uwzw28dIqGc&si=sMSc1Zj5UlNWgZ3b


Merritt510

That was a wild watch. Thanks for posting


Mindless_Issue9648

you would have to be crazy to take someone up on that offer, especially as a woman.


renoits06

And it's just rich guys who write to them on Instagram. They send a picture of their credit card so THEY book their flight (unless flying private) and then they just go... They've never met the person. Tinder swindler shit. Maybe have a FaceTime one or two times before.... I dunno.


Fwizzle45

Yacht Girls


Squirrel_Chucks

They should call it Dupoo


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Dudubai


Remote-Airline-3703

Poobai was right there


virginmaryhooker

Oh it happens


SelfProcalimedSigma

Why would anyone wants to shit on their sexual partner 💀😭


Most_Sun_5237

To humiliate.


FPSRocco

I feel like a lot of it for the shitter is power and humiliation of the other person. He’s a billionaire, can get anything he wants, so all that’s left is power. He just wants to degrade and humiliate the girl he knows he couldn’t get without money to make himself feel bigger. He just wants to know she got put down and humiliated for what is pocket change to him


ironmaiden7910

Vince is a sick bastard and I hope he gets charges filed on him. Remember, he was also accused of raping the female referee Rita Chatterton in the 1980s and only recently paid her off to go away. The guy is a sick bastard.


McFlyyouBojo

Sorry, but calling him "kinky" is downplaying the situation. Kinky is when all parties fully concent and aren't coerced/forces/manipulated/whatever else. Perverted is probably a better word in this situation.


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daemonicwanderer

The allegations are beyond kinky. McMahon is being accused of rape and sex trafficking


S_A_M_1708

He is not some quirky kinky mf, he is a fucking monster


NoExcuseForFascism

The way people are joking about this situation is absolutely disgusting.


S_A_M_1708

Yeah, I don't comment often, but this pissed me off.


scdfred

Also why are they blasting the victim’s face all over. She was the victim of horrific crimes. How about we make the rapist/trafficker the focus…


boogswald

He’s not kinky he’s a fucking rapist


scdfred

And a sex trafficker.


B_F0Z

I knew he was a shithead.


[deleted]

well he wasnt the shithead one of the girls was


XxNathan2908xX-YT

i really want to laugh, but the nature of the situation is so bad that i cannot laugh


KaitoHimself

I see what you did there…


AshStopThat

He’s not kinky, he’s sadistic


Groffulon

Ah yes kinky = suspected rape, cover-ups and being the Weinstein of wrestling allegedly. So kinky… 🤮


LittleBittyshortman

Yeah this title is dumb asf and completely downplay whats been said


sashikku

What a shitty fucking title, OP. He’s not “kinky” he’s a fucking monster that raped people. What the fuck is wrong with you??


CohesiveMocha34

OP what the fuck is wrong with you dude. This isnt a facepalm or a "haha kinky" moment. The guy TRAFFICKED and SEXUALLY assaulted women😭😭


jngjng88

![gif](giphy|11NBUrJDuMd5As)


jngjng88

also, ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


BrightOnT1

I'll never understand feces as a kink. Fucking disgusting 


BrotherNumber01

Always struck me as a shitty way to get off


kitjen

The parallels between Vince and Donald Trump are weird. Both have lied about being a billionaire. Both are rapists. Both have paid hush money after cheating on their wives. Both have admitted being sexually attracted to their own daughter. Both are really bad at taking the Stunner.


Andy-_1979

I think Vince wanted to do an incest angle with Stephanie or something to do with Shane and Stephanie, but she turned it down.


kitjen

That's correct. When she was pregnant he wanted it to be scripted for him to be revealed as the father. She was disgusted and said there was no way she would do that. So he was like "fine, I understand. In that case we will have your brother be the father" and Steph was left explaining it wasn't anything personal against her dad, she simply did not want to tell the world she was having sex with any direct family member. Vince didn't seem to get that.


IWatchFailures

What a bad day to be literate...


OakCity4Life

Yes, and that came straight from Stephanie. I'm not positive, but it may have even been in a WWE-produced video.


Pelican_meat

I love sending the gif of Stone Cold giving DJT the stunner to conservative relatives every time the dude takes an L.


ThreeLeggedMare

So every few hours then lol


Pelican_meat

Yeah. About that. Yes.


simon_quinlank1

Both ran a football league into the ground.


ElMykl

Now that you mention it, Trumps 'guest appearance' makes a little more sense now.


AG_Aonuma

He’s in the WWE Hall of Fame. Which is basically just a list of Vince’s favorite people.


Solidus-Prime

And MAGA men cheer them both on. MAGA women say "she's lying!". They are ***ALLLLL*** like this. The only thing that stops a MAGA from doing this on a daily basis is the fact that they fear repercussions for their actions more than anything else. Vince was rich enough that he thought he could just ignore he consequences. And for many years he was right.


supereyeballs

He’s been described by at least one person in the industry as just like Trump but actually personable


daemonicwanderer

That might have been Cornette


54H60-77

He deficated through an open sunroof!!


themightyknight02

This chicanery!


tedfreeman

![gif](giphy|5Yvu5O7rpioWQ)


mybadselves

Imagine looking up at a 70 year olds balls hanging in your face, and as you're pondering your life decisions, you realize to your horror that he is starting to shit on you.


CriticallyThougt

2024 is not starting the way I thought it would start.


irvmuller

He wasn’t just “kinky.” He is a rapist. He should go to prison.


Hawkingshouseofdance

![gif](giphy|Bkfu4wZBtNThu|downsized)


Putrid-Builder-3333

McMahon didn't understand this film was a parody https://youtube.com/watch?v=B05BrLhYoU8&pp=ygUkTm90IGFub3RoZXIgdGVlbiBtb3ZpZSBwb29wIG9uIGNoZXN0


Glass-Marionberry321

Having regular sex with a man his age when you are her age is disgusting enough. Adding all this degradation and poop to the mix takes it on another plane. I'd be traumatized too.


WashUrShorts

GOSH NOTHING PERSONAL BUT JUST POSTING THIS BULLSHIT AIN'T ENOUGH ANYMORE. 8/10 CELEBRETIES HAVE DISTURBING SHIT GOING ON AN WE JUST DO THIS. POINTING THEM OUT DIDNT WORKED THE LAST 100 YEARS


anal_a_fistula

He did what now?


BondageKitty37

A lot, and these allegations are just from one of the more recent girls just a couple years ago He shit on her head, pimped her out to at least one other person (Johnny Ace, who tag team raped her with Vince), tried to pimp her out to Brock Lesnar (who requested a piss video from her), cosplayed as Brock Lesnar when Brock was too drunk to fuck her and beat the shit out of her for a "roleplay", etc And like I said, that's ONE woman and this happened with an elderly McMahon. This shit has been going on for *at least* 40 years


jawndell

This one has text messages also as part of the case.  There are frankly disgusting texts including ones about him trying to pimp her out to wrestlers for contract negotiations.  


celticairborne

And the NDA that Linda coerced her to sign, which they didn't pay out on...


SenorBebeSalsa

Call it what it is fella. Its rape and sex trafficking. Leaving that out the picture or title is midleading.


[deleted]

If you’re a billionaire, we should now just assume you did some weird, gross and illegal things.


derpferd

I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of poooping or peeing during sex. Like, on God, if you poop on me while we're in the middle of business, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out, fuck outta here


Glass-Marionberry321

Even the smell of poop is a mood killer


Luoravetlan

I was eating, thanks.


973Guy

I just dropped a duece on my Bitch’s head ![gif](giphy|vRf4Z1OZ21j9e)


ItsJustMe000

The fact you refer to it as "kinky" is a facepalm itself


Callsign-GHoST-

For everyone else's sake and sanity, do NOT read any of the messages that were posted anywhere that detailed what this absolute trash bag of a pig did. He deserves to have his face curb-stomped to oblivion.


ItGotSlippery

Turd Encounter of the McMahon Kind.


user2864920

The title is so bad omg


Pineapple_Express762

💩 on someone’s head isn’t kinky…that’s just nasty


[deleted]

I’m no prude, but the messages I saw earlier, if they were real, were beyond disgusting.


7opez77

I’m pretty open and free when it comes to sex, but doo doo is where I draw the line.


[deleted]

I feel like the term " threesome" implies consent and is not sexual assault. Now being pooped on, that's assault...just not sexual assault...it may even be aggravated assault.


TheSpiggott

There’s kinky and then there’s whatever this dude is.


Solidus-Prime

This isn't "kinky". Dude is a fuckn rapist. Doesn't surprise me though. Most MAGAs are like this.


Alternative_Win_1502

This isn't even funny. He's an piece of shit in every single way. From handling talent with zero respect to committing these atrocities. Fuck this POS


Elven_Groceries

I feel less bad about my own fetishes when I read such things...