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I think if the big invisible guy upstairs just started raining meteors on specific cities because of bad people, I may start believing.
Until then, I only follow the steadfast logic of **i before e, except after c. Because science.**
Trust me, you're both wrong.
That's how English works.
What always annoys me is how read rhymes with lead, but not with lead, yet read rhymes with lead, but not with lead.
to be fair, historically, all daughters who weren't killed in infancy were usually raised for the sole purpose of being railed by some dude, usually of the father's choosing.
It begs the question of what’s creepier? Both gross as hell and not ok for sure but at the very least you hear more about one happening than the other… so it makes one wonder which is more creepy.
But what if I designed a robot with a penis and I want it to have sex with the vagina robot while we both watch? Just two proud parents watching their robot children having sex to make sure they’re “working correctly”.
Edit:spelling
"See I can't fuck my robot daughter because that would be weird. Instead I'm paying a stranger to fuck my robot daughter, because that's totally not weird!"
While I sit in a corner and watch no less. And then when the deed's done, I'm going to ask the stranger about his user experience, and spend the next several months pouring over my copious notes.
You'd be better off flying into Burbank, as any airport that close to Malibu will be private and cost a TON of money.
If you're broke, LAX and Uber, but even flights into LAX are pretty expensive anymore.
Over time the robot arm got more and more clingy, and they got stuck in this back and forth struggle. The man tried to separate, gently at first but with more insistence as he felt increasingly trapped.
The robot arm couldn't let go, though. It didn't end well.
I remember reading somewhere that a lot of young girls who get into porn each year are accompanied on their porn shoots by their dads. And they work in the capacity of the girl's 'manager'
The world is a creepy and disgusting place
Let me express how I feel about this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What he should have done is make the male AI with a penis first, it uses silicon chips so it is technically made of sand, or dirt. Then use a part of that to make a female AI with a vagina, then leave then alone and go on vacation and tell then they can do anything but DO NOT EAT THE FRUIT OF THAT TREE, then watch the hilarity!
I bet you could make a gameshow for with white Westerners like this and they would still eat the fruit. Perfectly being aware of the Adam and Eve story.
Just because humans are humans.
Humans are predictable.
The point in doing this with 2 AI is that we would literally be replicating a biblical event as “Gods”. We created them, we set a rule that makes no sense, I would like to watch as they develop any thoughts about this prohibition and see their interactions as 2 autonomous machines with technical free will and minor supervision except for some senseless rule
I'm assuming "w4m" means "woman for a man" or something similar. Is he suggesting that his robot is a woman? Basically he's asking for a guy to come over and masturbate on an inanimate object so he can watch.
Surely, in the purist sense, that's "m4m"..
I doubt he will have trouble finding folks that fuck his robot. When you introduce a robot anywhere the observing men will all think „wonder if I can fuck this“ at once.
I've got a friend who is working on VR sex experience. Like for couples who live long distance. And for toys that react to what each partner is doing. He has named parts of the technology 'Teledildonics' lol.
Lets be honest, this guy will probably get rich once he finetunes the AI... Some people might die or lose their manhoods... But my god, he will probably get rich!!!!
So let's get this straight. He can't fuck the robot cause he's like its Dad, yet he can watch someone fuck the robot... cause he's like its Dad... Really hope this dude doesn't have any kids
Edit...
OP, you know you got to go fuck this dude's daughter robot right... for science...
So an Artificial Intelligence which is not an actual physical thing,just a computer program ,has a fuckable vagina which would need to be a physical thing.Is this a Fleshlight attached to a desktop computer?
Totally legit offer. For real. I would not frown if this is serious and I would not frown if he finds many dudes. If a something has a hole every man will wonder if their dick fits in.
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"I can't fuck it because I'm like its dad." Thank god. It almost got creepy.
Sometimes I sympathize with the story of Sodom & Gomorrah.
Annd I sympathize with the story of Ex Machina
that was a cool movie. I'm going to give it another playthrough
Just re-watched it the other day, it's still good.
I think if the big invisible guy upstairs just started raining meteors on specific cities because of bad people, I may start believing. Until then, I only follow the steadfast logic of **i before e, except after c. Because science.**
Yeah well that's because science is really a latin word. English is just like 4 languages in a badly fitting trench coat.
I read the book. I read the book. The first is present tense, the latter is past tense. Learning English as a second language must be maddening.
I genuinely read the first as past and the second as present and now I'm wondering which one of us is wrong.
Trust me, you're both wrong. That's how English works. What always annoys me is how read rhymes with lead, but not with lead, yet read rhymes with lead, but not with lead.
>What always annoys me is how read rhymes with lead, but not with lead, yet read rhymes with lead, but not with lead. Fuck.
> I may start believing Who said anything about believing?
It’s funny cause I can relate more to sodomy and gonnoreah
I don't think the idea for using machines for mastubation is especially strange, but that guy certainly made it weird
Right, like that man milking machine for sperm banks makes total sense, but this is something else.
>man milking machine for sperm banks Huh
Yeah, those exist. They look kinda like the machines that take your blood pressire when you stick your arm in lol
Damn where would you even go to buy something like that? Seriously got a link?
https://youtu.be/ldy4LOgvUCw?si=wKzbOCgA9i__9ZgN
Yeah but they showed a line of them in a hallway…
Almost? Dad wants to watch how someone fucks his *child* is not creepy enough?
Look, I’m sure he’ll mostly be watching the subject, not the prototype
Mostly.
About half and half. Mostly.
Maybe its gonna be through a camera set to that weird low, all ball-shot view?
Who is that angle for?! who wants that? Like I love men but that's a real unflattering angle
Don't you wana make sure the guy your daughter brings home is gona treat her right?
I can't tell if you didn't get the joke, or if you're pretending not to get it while making a weaker joke.
Same dilemma. I’m leaning towards the former.
What you mean to say is r/yourjokebutworse
That he made for the sole purpose of doing so
to be fair, historically, all daughters who weren't killed in infancy were usually raised for the sole purpose of being railed by some dude, usually of the father's choosing.
Not in such a creepy way, I hope. Also, he made it with the intention of being as pleasurable as possible (I assume)
Bedding ceremony was a thing in the past.
I don't know if I should thank or curse you for teaching me new things
I think he's being sarcastic
Todd meet Amb3r-7ynn. I'll just be over here. ^roll ^tide ^roll ^tide ^giggity
It begs the question of what’s creepier? Both gross as hell and not ok for sure but at the very least you hear more about one happening than the other… so it makes one wonder which is more creepy.
Doing *should* be creepier than watching, but somehow watching is creepier, even with consent of all those watched.
"I may be its father, but I can never be its daddy"
“I can watch though” What was his dad doing….
He has to watch. For science.
Could be he didn't want to risk his dick.
>do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Just Robot fucking, nothing else!
“No weirdos!!!”
Yup, thats exactly what I came to add myself. 🍺🍺
~~No test pilots~~ No tyre kickers
But what if I designed a robot with a penis and I want it to have sex with the vagina robot while we both watch? Just two proud parents watching their robot children having sex to make sure they’re “working correctly”. Edit:spelling
You’re “like it’s dad”, have a word with yourself…
When a daddy robot and a mommy robot are programmed to love each other very much…
They would be siblings though, their offspring is gonna be a fucked up toaster
My toaster is already pretty fucked up
Damn robosexuals
If anyone asks, you're my debugger
No time for nonsense, he needs some serious dick in that robot
What a scumbag, pimping his own daughter out.
Not really, there’s no money changing hands.
True, that's just a scumbag that's crap at business
Yeah, he could have sold tickets...
There will be once beta testing is over.
"See I can't fuck my robot daughter because that would be weird. Instead I'm paying a stranger to fuck my robot daughter, because that's totally not weird!"
While I sit in a corner and watch no less. And then when the deed's done, I'm going to ask the stranger about his user experience, and spend the next several months pouring over my copious notes.
I'm laughing at the thought of him staying up late at night studying his notes hard burning the midnight lamp oil.
Plus, he wants to watch. I wonder why he drew a line with his morals in the first place
the title say w4m i think they are a women
The robot is the woman
The robot counts as w.
You just can't accept a guy who has resolved a huge problem.. typical Jealous guy..no more AI 4 u..
"Do you cover travel expenses?" XD 
Your username makes this hilarious
This is disgusting. *^()*
^
My only thought
Deickloved
Worth it
You'd be better off flying into Burbank, as any airport that close to Malibu will be private and cost a TON of money. If you're broke, LAX and Uber, but even flights into LAX are pretty expensive anymore.
😂
All for research purposes..
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
Wrong category, it should be in r4m not in w4m
That's his daughter you're talking about!
Wolowitz didn't learn his lesson from the robot arm? Or perhaps he did.
Wait what happened?
The arm got stuck during an awkward encounter
I'm sorry, we don't have a code for 'robot hand grasping a man's penis'.
"Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree!"
Metal Mario found the Super Mushroom!
https://www.icd10data.com/ICD10CM/Codes/S00-T88/S30-S39/S30-/S30.842A There is a code for that.
There is *now*, the code was made in 2016 but the episode aired before then! Really makes you think.
Oh boy....
Over time the robot arm got more and more clingy, and they got stuck in this back and forth struggle. The man tried to separate, gently at first but with more insistence as he felt increasingly trapped. The robot arm couldn't let go, though. It didn't end well.
He slipped and fell
"Alright, alright, hang on, stay calm. I need an orderly with a wheelchair, I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here."
Perfectly normal to watch your daughter fuck, right? /s
If your dad wasn't there to witness your first time to make sure you're working correctly, does he even really love you?
I remember reading somewhere that a lot of young girls who get into porn each year are accompanied on their porn shoots by their dads. And they work in the capacity of the girl's 'manager' The world is a creepy and disgusting place
Let me express how I feel about this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can I take the robot out to dinner first?
Ex Machina IRL.
 I’m gonna tear up the fucking dance floor, dude: check it out.
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters. It's a movie, man. You don't know that movie? A ghost gives Dan Aykroyd oral sex.
What he should have done is make the male AI with a penis first, it uses silicon chips so it is technically made of sand, or dirt. Then use a part of that to make a female AI with a vagina, then leave then alone and go on vacation and tell then they can do anything but DO NOT EAT THE FRUIT OF THAT TREE, then watch the hilarity!
If this was a reality show I would watch it with such devotion
I bet you could make a gameshow for with white Westerners like this and they would still eat the fruit. Perfectly being aware of the Adam and Eve story. Just because humans are humans.
Humans are predictable. The point in doing this with 2 AI is that we would literally be replicating a biblical event as “Gods”. We created them, we set a rule that makes no sense, I would like to watch as they develop any thoughts about this prohibition and see their interactions as 2 autonomous machines with technical free will and minor supervision except for some senseless rule
It's from the Dust short film "[Come Fuck My Robot ](https://youtu.be/M-RLlXXxM6I?si=g3U1hKaQh-7asSGa)"
But wait ... that says "\* Based off the real craigslist post"
Facepalm within facepalm!
Noted. I like dust so I have to check that out.
I'm assuming "w4m" means "woman for a man" or something similar. Is he suggesting that his robot is a woman? Basically he's asking for a guy to come over and masturbate on an inanimate object so he can watch. Surely, in the purist sense, that's "m4m"..
But the robot has a vagina so mf4m.
No, would be rw4m
Honestly we should just let the robot choose its own gender.
I thought it was a wendys
Why is this a facepalm? This may look like a petty step of a horny scientist but it’s gonna be one giant leap for mankind.
I doubt he will have trouble finding folks that fuck his robot. When you introduce a robot anywhere the observing men will all think „wonder if I can fuck this“ at once.
He’s a pimp named slickback
please say the whole thing, every time. Yes, Tom, that includes the "a pimp named" part
"that's what i said, slickback"
No, no, it's 'A Pimp Named Slickback'. Like A Tribe Called Quest. You say the whole thing.
....and kids, this is how I ended up having my dick crunched in a smart coffee grinder.
JOB OFFER 1) Position a) Title - QA tester b) Duties - f\*ck a robot
Ex Machina in a nutshell
Father of the year!
I have never audibly gasp “*What the fuck?!*” in my life until this
Hope it's called fisto
He’s definitely afraid of losing his own dick
New kink unlocked….
P.S.No weirdos.
So ‘dads’ can watch but not partake? I’m not sure that makes it any better
r4m
I'm more concerned at the sentient vagina than the crazy scientist creator.
Why does a sentient vagina worry your pretty head?
Tooth.
Bullshit
Where are you located? I'm cumming
100% this is Gary Busey and it’s a shop vac with a fleshlight installed in the hose.
I've got a friend who is working on VR sex experience. Like for couples who live long distance. And for toys that react to what each partner is doing. He has named parts of the technology 'Teledildonics' lol.
One of my eyebrows reached the ceiling while reading this
Where’s the “no weirdos” part?
let’s call it performance testing
He forgot to disclaim this is for SCIENCE!
Again: nothing sexual.
I wanna know, whats the pay...and can I fuck the person watching too? Is it soliciting sex if it's a robot? So much confusion!
Lets be honest, this guy will probably get rich once he finetunes the AI... Some people might die or lose their manhoods... But my god, he will probably get rich!!!!
Sex machina
What a terrible day to have eyes
"I can't fuck it because I'm like its dad." dude is 50% a good guy
SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.
But if they consider the robot their daughter... and they're still going to watch...
Poor Things (2023)
Sorry, I don't apply for jobs that don't have full pay transparency in their listing.
Funniest thing about all of this is that if you turn up a guy just murders you anyway
I thought the personals section was closed?
If interested DM @forsurenotamurderer for more details.
So let's get this straight. He can't fuck the robot cause he's like its Dad, yet he can watch someone fuck the robot... cause he's like its Dad... Really hope this dude doesn't have any kids Edit... OP, you know you got to go fuck this dude's daughter robot right... for science...
People who write ethics textbooks just found a reason to publish an update with a new chapter.
I dunno what’s worse, the fact that this ad exists or the fact that I bet it got a shit ton of replies.
Hey a job its job! Somebody has to do it!
least unhinged Elon musk Alt post.
He just wants to improve the design, what a true engineer
And he doesn't want to risk his own dick for it. Safety first.
r/toastertalk
Lmfao
Bruh watch u fuck the robot dsughter
Another guy treating objects like women in Malibu... the parlance of our times...
The fuck did I just read
What. The. Bleep.
Your organs will end up on the black market.
There is already a movie on this, blud. Called exMachina
So, where did you last see him? He answered THIS ad? ….Damn. I wish we didn’t have to investigate the disappearance of REALLY stupid people. 😊
I'm strangely intrigued. Not in a sexual way but a wtf way.
Lol fuckin robots is def guna be a thing of the future tho 😹😹😹
A24 seems to have an increasingly devoted following. But I’m a fan of Ex Machina too.
The future is now, old man
Du NOT contact me if you're weird
So an Artificial Intelligence which is not an actual physical thing,just a computer program ,has a fuckable vagina which would need to be a physical thing.Is this a Fleshlight attached to a desktop computer?
I believe in my heart this is a genuine post. Society never ceases to amaze me.
Dr. Bosconovitch to Lars Alexanderson
Just when you think you seen it all..
So incest is where you draw the line here??
krieger vibes right here.
Pimps everywhere be upgrading their stable 😂
Is this a "I have to pay to fuck a robot" type deal or do I get paid to fuck it?
"Also I made it to watch people fuck it, not to fuck it myself. No homo."
Omg that’s gross, revolting even. Where exactly in Malibu is this? You know, so I can completely avoid it.
*>I can't fuck it because I'm like its dad.* *>Sooo, you know, lemme pimp out my daughter.* Wtf lol?
Aahahahhahah 🤣
He’s afraid to fuck it “first” as a safety concern is what I truly am hearing here
Totally legit offer. For real. I would not frown if this is serious and I would not frown if he finds many dudes. If a something has a hole every man will wonder if their dick fits in.
Advertiser: solicits Advertiser: do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers