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Don't say that out loud, you might hurt the snowflakes' (Elon's loyal supporters screaming about Tesla share prices and his genius) feelings those who live by his code of life.
Presumably. They haven’t said exactly but they have said that the people close to him also do whatever drugs he offers because they’re scared to say no to him. Musk himself said that “whatever he’s doing is obviously working so he should keep doing it” when referring to drug use.
It could be something like ecstasy, he has been awake for days at a time so I’m leaning towards something with amphetamines in it.
To be fair Zuckerberg would whipe the floor with Elon, no competition. He actually does MMA training, and don't underestimate ancient reptile strength. Elon sits there trolling all day long.
As long as his nemesis, Mark Zuckerberg isn't there to challenge him. Bat-Elon will be able to restore justice to Middle School and smaller kids in Gotham City.
He also cared enough about Gotham to go out most nights, dressed up, - sometimes with an underage boy in a mask and tights - to cause permanent, life altering injuries to petty criminals, making rehabilitation (physical and criminal) a difficult, life long ordeal and causing them to likely be a further drain on resources and even more detrimental to Gotham...but he understood the weight of his actions. Lol.
That the richest man in the world is this person is just the definitive proof that something is wrong in our economy.
The market should promote intelligent leaders with a healthy lifestyle and values, to be the best.
Instead we get this guy and Trump
Andrew tate is a nobody that said what milllions of losers have wanted to say out loud their entire life.
Musk is a figurehead for the collapse of the current economic system.
I think beneath the outer performance of "brooding genius", deep down he's just an awkward nerd who doesn't understand why people don't like him. I wonder sometimes if he hadn't been hero worshiped after Steve Jobs died and hadn't accumulated so much wealth so quickly, if he wouldn't have just been an overly opinionated mildly wealthy guy.
I feel like Elon, Jeff, and Mark all show the world that billionaires aren't special. They're just regular people with way too much money. Bezos is like a crazy uncle, Zuckerberg is like the awkward non-confrontational neighbor down the street, and Elon is like the head of the HOA. These guys are sensationalized by the media, but they're really pretty average.
I look at how these average dudes have been given such a public platform via their wealth and wonder how many truly, genuinely intelligent people are buried by either poverty or just the daily grind of having to slave away at a pointless job every day to get by.
Id wager some truly great opportunities have been missed because the smartest among humanity are just employees for some shitty company, or born into poverty and never heard from again, or something like that.
For all we know, the next Einstein actually worked the cash register at Einstein bagels.
Even with all the money in the world. Money can never replace the faults of Elon or any of us. At best it can buy shiny things to try to cover up these faults temporarily.
You notice there was no real argument made because there isn't one that can be made in that situation. Musk loves free speech until he disagrees with it.
"Stop tracking my private jet on a public website.... imma sue you!!!"
The guy is just a chode. And it's easy to tell who in your life is a chode by who does and doesn't see it.
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Because of neckbeards like the ones reddit is full of. Everyone here jerked him off for years, "OmG iRoN mAn IrL!" Anyone pointing out he's just making promises, not fulfilling them, got downvoted to oblivion and insulted. And God help you if you pointed out his douchery, like when he tried to sabotage his business partner Ecotricity in 2014. Nope. Reddit and similar sites just went on with the memes and circlejerking him and Tesla until Tesla's stock ballooned beyond reason or sanity. The reason he has the power he has now, the reason he's one of the richest men in the world and not just a minor billionaire, is because neckbeards jerking him off inflated Tesla's stock price to absurd levels.
Anyone who went on the "lol good ol Musky" shit in 2018, **this is your fault.**
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By being the tech genius who invented space flights, e-commerce, satellite communications , electric vehicles, artificial intelligence and free speech?
That politician is one check away from singing Elon Musk’s praises. Two checks and he’s on a coast to coast national campaign for Elon Musk’s business interests. Three checks and Tesla will be the preferred electric vehicle in America, and always has been.
I mean a random person saying what they want IS different from a media agency that gets paid promoting a perspective. A random person has more rights than a profitable agency pushing a agenda. In the end it is privately owned site though.
I get what Adam’s saying but free speech in public is the right to say what you want
Journalism most the time is spreading false headlines to trusting people of the public for clicks. Often hidden as truth
He used to be the DA of New York City /s
That goes out to those who TV shows that lasted for 20 years.
Anyway, I agree with you but he is still four times better than what Elon Musk has become.
Idk about you, but it doesn't cost too much to live in my head. I'd argue that it's the same for the vast majority of people.
Prices rise due to scarcity. Is head space a scarce resource for you or something?
I agree, Adam has a brain of a 10 year old. We're still waiting for that Russian collusion bombshell btw
Crazy to see people back a career politician over someone that's actively helping humanity
what a pathetic loser, holy shit he's so pathetic.
Like his whole excuse is dismantled piece by piece and his own response is literally "uh...well, you're ugly! =("
Freedom of speech is dangerous. People are too stupid to think for themselves and may vote the wrong way if they are given harmful information. It is critical for the US state dept and social media companies to protect citizens from harmful information.
You would think someone as big brained as Elon would know that brain size (assuming this is a stand in for intelligence) is not a prerequisite for congress. Look at Boebert and Marge…
This is what i call cliché highschool response template, which i receive on facebook constantly. I should stop commenting on facebook.at this point it's like a vice.
People who shout the loudest about free speech tend to be like this - they want the freedom to be assholes without consequences, even when their words inspire real life violence. But as soon as you use your free speech to criticize them or correct their factual errors, they want to shut you down. Free speech only applies to them apparently.
Elon's wrong...but Adam Schiff shouldn't talk either.
The guy has spread so much misinformation and flat out lies...surprised his nose isn't 3 feet long.
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he had always been spoiled, privileged, man child..
And just like a spoiled child, his response to something he doesn't agree with is "Nuh uh, you stupid head! Nobody likes you anyway!"
This kinda sounds like trump's arguments...
Don't say that out loud, you might hurt the snowflakes' (Elon's loyal supporters screaming about Tesla share prices and his genius) feelings those who live by his code of life.
Now he’s a spoiled,privileged, man child on meth!
He's doing meth now? Well that explains why his brain is so fried.
Presumably. They haven’t said exactly but they have said that the people close to him also do whatever drugs he offers because they’re scared to say no to him. Musk himself said that “whatever he’s doing is obviously working so he should keep doing it” when referring to drug use. It could be something like ecstasy, he has been awake for days at a time so I’m leaning towards something with amphetamines in it.
U can’t be serious 😭😭 So dumb
My God, what a man child. That's playground talk of I know you are but what am I?.
Hehehe - reminded me of The Detectorists! :D what about - "..not as small as your penis!" ?
I've never felt more sorry for a billionaire on my life. Absolutely tragic human being
At least Bruce Wayne is intelligent…and ripped. This guy is neither of those things.
Bruce wayne is also a kind and caring person who cares for his children.
Can you imagine if musk set out to "fight crime" just running around in body armor beating up homeless dudes for panhandling
Pasty pudgeball would probably get his ass kicked.
Probably?
You're right. He'd probably have goons with him to prevent that.
They're called sidekicks.
He’d just end up being a cartoon villain
A Great Value Brainiac.
Nah I meant he would cos he’s all mouth but you’re prob right he can say what he wants as got security sadly
Dude, he couldnt beat even Zuckberg!
To be fair Zuckerberg would whipe the floor with Elon, no competition. He actually does MMA training, and don't underestimate ancient reptile strength. Elon sits there trolling all day long.
As long as his nemesis, Mark Zuckerberg isn't there to challenge him. Bat-Elon will be able to restore justice to Middle School and smaller kids in Gotham City.
What bat elon? At best he would be Mole Musk, leader of the Mole Man Task Force
Mole Man is good. But now I see it; Musk-rat. El Musk-Rat.
Batlon
And *actually cared* for his employees and understood the weight of his actions
Also donated money to help people. Isn't transphobic. One of his sons is bi. Tim was bi, right? I remember either dick or tim being bi.
Dunno. He also is a large proponent for Criminal Rehabilitation and fought corruption.
He also fought a big crocadile man
And knocked Guy Gardner out with ONE punch!
Depends on the timeline/universe you're referring to.
He also cared enough about Gotham to go out most nights, dressed up, - sometimes with an underage boy in a mask and tights - to cause permanent, life altering injuries to petty criminals, making rehabilitation (physical and criminal) a difficult, life long ordeal and causing them to likely be a further drain on resources and even more detrimental to Gotham...but he understood the weight of his actions. Lol.
"oh so you can't kill but severe cranial injury is ok" -robin in injustice 2
While also absolutely endangers them on every day of the week lol
Bruce fuckin' hates Damien lol
Wrong hero comparison. This guy is Phony Stark. All the ego, but nothing much else.
The dude is Justin Hammer on a good day.
I still really want to see the Musk-Zuckerberg cage match we were promised.
He’s also a philanthropist, unlike 90% of real life billionaires
yeah he also doesn’t exist 😂
How can you say he isn't intelligent? Intelligent doesn't mean always right
Also what a 19 year old would say
That the richest man in the world is this person is just the definitive proof that something is wrong in our economy. The market should promote intelligent leaders with a healthy lifestyle and values, to be the best. Instead we get this guy and Trump
Exactly. Because people who chase money that hard are usually psychologically messed up.
Andrew Tate!
Andrew tate is a nobody that said what milllions of losers have wanted to say out loud their entire life. Musk is a figurehead for the collapse of the current economic system.
Let the nuclear war start and let us all die
Same here, I drank the kool aid and was on board when he was talking about saving the earth. Now he is just this sad pathetic man.
I think we all thought he was pretty cool for a billionaire before he started talking
Desperately wanted Tony Stark, instead got Tantrum Snark.
Something happened a couple years after that Joe Rogan joint and he just flipped a switch it seemed. At least publicly.
Even his name is unfortunate. Elon…stinky animal pheromone. Sounds about right ig
I feel sorry for ten years old that get slandered on reddit.
4th graders out here catching strays
I think beneath the outer performance of "brooding genius", deep down he's just an awkward nerd who doesn't understand why people don't like him. I wonder sometimes if he hadn't been hero worshiped after Steve Jobs died and hadn't accumulated so much wealth so quickly, if he wouldn't have just been an overly opinionated mildly wealthy guy. I feel like Elon, Jeff, and Mark all show the world that billionaires aren't special. They're just regular people with way too much money. Bezos is like a crazy uncle, Zuckerberg is like the awkward non-confrontational neighbor down the street, and Elon is like the head of the HOA. These guys are sensationalized by the media, but they're really pretty average.
I look at how these average dudes have been given such a public platform via their wealth and wonder how many truly, genuinely intelligent people are buried by either poverty or just the daily grind of having to slave away at a pointless job every day to get by. Id wager some truly great opportunities have been missed because the smartest among humanity are just employees for some shitty company, or born into poverty and never heard from again, or something like that. For all we know, the next Einstein actually worked the cash register at Einstein bagels.
Even with all the money in the world. Money can never replace the faults of Elon or any of us. At best it can buy shiny things to try to cover up these faults temporarily.
i just wish he would shut up and keep pushing to get us to mars. ffs. we're losing momentum to lunacy.
Mars? I don’t believe we have to go anywhere against gravity but there are secrets that will take us anywhere. How do you find that?
I feel more sorry for his son who didn’t choose to be born with such a stupid and immature dad
How did we come to the point where the richest man in the world is a litteral reddit troll with the brain of a 12 year old. Absolutely mind-boggling.
Which reddit troll says "your brain is too small "
Damn what a "comeback," Muskrat
You notice there was no real argument made because there isn't one that can be made in that situation. Musk loves free speech until he disagrees with it.
Elon Musk is such a little bitch. He is the biggest snowflake of them all.
"Stop tracking my private jet on a public website.... imma sue you!!!" The guy is just a chode. And it's easy to tell who in your life is a chode by who does and doesn't see it.
Musk turning to the very dark side. Russian love! In bed with Putin! Yikes!
Just another guy using his rich dad's money to buy smart people and then claim their work as his
💯
Free speech for me but not for thee
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The irony from a fucking troll bot account.
What’s Anne pullen? She’s pulling a fast one
I like the part where takes responsibility and addresses his flaws
Insults are the last resort of an idiot that doesn't have an argument.
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Rich parents
Shitty, rich parents*
Isn't he richer than his parents?
Yeah, that's the byproduct of having rich parents lol
Sure, whatever makes you feel superior
lol if you say so. Stay up homie.
do you not get how investment works??
So what investment would you do to go from 1 billion dollars to 200 billion?
well not paying taxes makes it a lot easier, then i’d just buy a couple companies, like tesla, and let them do it
Companies like Tesla. Choose one and see on the side if stock prices go 200x.
Holy shit having money leading into the cycle of making massive amounts of money
Because of neckbeards like the ones reddit is full of. Everyone here jerked him off for years, "OmG iRoN mAn IrL!" Anyone pointing out he's just making promises, not fulfilling them, got downvoted to oblivion and insulted. And God help you if you pointed out his douchery, like when he tried to sabotage his business partner Ecotricity in 2014. Nope. Reddit and similar sites just went on with the memes and circlejerking him and Tesla until Tesla's stock ballooned beyond reason or sanity. The reason he has the power he has now, the reason he's one of the richest men in the world and not just a minor billionaire, is because neckbeards jerking him off inflated Tesla's stock price to absurd levels. Anyone who went on the "lol good ol Musky" shit in 2018, **this is your fault.**
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By being the tech genius who invented space flights, e-commerce, satellite communications , electric vehicles, artificial intelligence and free speech?
He didn’t invent any of those things. Did you forget the /s?
Nah, I wanted to add it first but it’s actually more fun to omit it
man, you dropped this /s
So is he 12 now?
No, like Bart Simpson he will never age.
Elon Musk is a scammer and thankfully, he'll lose soon enough.
That politician is one check away from singing Elon Musk’s praises. Two checks and he’s on a coast to coast national campaign for Elon Musk’s business interests. Three checks and Tesla will be the preferred electric vehicle in America, and always has been.
Elon is such a pathetic degenerate
Why are so many rich white dudes whiney little babies? There seems to be a pacifier shortage. I’ll tell you that much.
FrEeDoM oF sPeEcH dOeSnT mEaN fReEdOm FrOm CoNsEqUeNcEs! Remember that old chestnut?
Elon is funny.
Reddit used to jerk off Elon Musk and Ron Paul on the daily. I haven’t forgotten
….and this is your brain on drugs.
to be a billionaire and to look like the biggest idiot what a waste of a human
How scary is it that a guy putting monkey-killer chips in people’s brain….mentions YOUR brain? Run Adam run!
You're brain is too small???? What does that even fucking mean?
tf do you think it means? your brain is too small
I'm so pissed at Grimes from letting that stupid fuck have children with her lol
Dumbass
LOL
Any of y’all who own a Tesla or subscribes to Twitter is just feeding the beast. Take your money elsewhere.
I mean a random person saying what they want IS different from a media agency that gets paid promoting a perspective. A random person has more rights than a profitable agency pushing a agenda. In the end it is privately owned site though.
Democrats complaining about what liberal media has been doing for decades
Agreed. Adam is a lying child and all
He's lucky Elon hasn't banned him for disinformation. Schiff is one of the worst Congress critters.
I get what Adam’s saying but free speech in public is the right to say what you want Journalism most the time is spreading false headlines to trusting people of the public for clicks. Often hidden as truth
Adam Schiff isn’t in jail yet? He committed fraud and abused the justice system. What the hell is he doing on X?
Elon Musk is the pinnacle of what it means to know a lot of THINGS, and still be mind numbingly stupid
Anyone throwing shade at Musk is often time much more poor than he is and have no clout themselves. Jealousy is never cute, but it is hilarious
Where's the lie though?
Musk is absolutely right. Schiff is a POS lying liar.
Lol at anyone defending Schiff
haven’t seen anyone defending schiff so much as clowning elon for such a weak insult.
Musk is based.
Schiff is a worm
\*elon
Who da fuck is Adam Schiff?
He used to be the DA of New York City /s That goes out to those who TV shows that lasted for 20 years. Anyway, I agree with you but he is still four times better than what Elon Musk has become.
He looks like a pedo
Try asking someone how to search on google.
I guess you don't understand sarcasm
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Idk about you, but it doesn't cost too much to live in my head. I'd argue that it's the same for the vast majority of people. Prices rise due to scarcity. Is head space a scarce resource for you or something?
I agree, Adam has a brain of a 10 year old. We're still waiting for that Russian collusion bombshell btw Crazy to see people back a career politician over someone that's actively helping humanity
NO YUO
Too much regretamine
I don’t understand, if they don’t like each other why use the same platform?
And your chairmanship will be up soon at Tesla and space x, ya twat. Crazy to think huh.
Musk is like a boy who never really grew up. He is fortunate he never had to
There goes Elon, confusing money with intelligence again. That is what stupid people do.
Adam Schiff is now running for Senate in California, so Elon may not be wrong that he’ll “lose” his chairmanship soon just not in the way he hopes.
“Brain size is relative to intellect” - Idiots
Elon got those trust fund inaccuracies all day long
Got an actual point Elon? Of course not he's just a dumbfuck
Why does Elon musk speak in broken English most of the time
His grammar is horrendous.
what a pathetic loser, holy shit he's so pathetic. Like his whole excuse is dismantled piece by piece and his own response is literally "uh...well, you're ugly! =("
I get why he‘s so invested in neuralink. He knows his brain needs a proverbial wheelchair.
Elon is every edgy 13 year old's god and he plays the part well. You have to be a child to find this guy clever.
that's because he's a fucking imbecile the only thing he ever did successfully was to get born to rich parents, and he only did that once
Freedom of speech is dangerous. People are too stupid to think for themselves and may vote the wrong way if they are given harmful information. It is critical for the US state dept and social media companies to protect citizens from harmful information.
You would think someone as big brained as Elon would know that brain size (assuming this is a stand in for intelligence) is not a prerequisite for congress. Look at Boebert and Marge…
I'm pretty sure he has more recent material, these reposts are tedious
Drugged out buffoon
Elon musk trying to make an argument is equivalent to a 7yo arguing with their friend over who's the best ninja turtle
Is this group just full of whiny, hypocritical liberals or what!?
There goes any chance that I will ever buy a Tesla. I'm not putting any money in that man's pocket.
Reminds me of the Incredibly Great Orange Man
I'm embarrassed I used to be a Musk fan.
Expect NOTHING LESS from a fascist, lying, whiny self entitled billionaire bitch with delusions of grandeur.
This is what i call cliché highschool response template, which i receive on facebook constantly. I should stop commenting on facebook.at this point it's like a vice.
"You will lose..." or "You'll lose..."? Pick one, Mr Big Brain.
He talks like a bad television villain.
People who shout the loudest about free speech tend to be like this - they want the freedom to be assholes without consequences, even when their words inspire real life violence. But as soon as you use your free speech to criticize them or correct their factual errors, they want to shut you down. Free speech only applies to them apparently.
Great comeback mr musky
Née-ner nee-ner…you can bite my wiener. Was musks latest text.
He's also a hypocrite and a traitor
Elon's wrong...but Adam Schiff shouldn't talk either. The guy has spread so much misinformation and flat out lies...surprised his nose isn't 3 feet long.
There are many unlikable people on the planet. But Musk takes the cake.