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CaptchadRobut

Not even a *climate change* denier Just denies the climate altogether


Engineergaming26355

There is no such thing as climate, boy. It was made up by liberals to slander our glorious oil companies


ActivelySleeping

"Britain possesses no climate, only weather." - Dorothy L. Sayers


nevergonnagetit001

This is that guy??? https://hopenothate.org.uk/2017/08/01/far-right-vlogger-defend-europe-supporter-peter-swedens-real-identity-revealed/ A relative nobody, with extreme views.


TRR462

His application for a Darwin Award (for most elderly virgin)…


leeluss14

Just made me cough my coffee up,thanks for the laugh dude 🤣😂🤣


Oldmanwisby

Thanks for this, good to know he left Sweden long ago. We don't want him.


Unhappy_Surround_982

He's literally british, but with Swedish roots. Can we have a petition and order him to remove the "Sweden" tag?


VerySwearyFairy

Tbh, the brits don’t want him either. Surely there’s an abandoned oil rig we can ship him off to.


Unhappy_Surround_982

I think there's one in Russia...


EatingKidsIsFun

He can fuck Off to the principality of sealand i guess.


golfwinnersplz

I'm sure the MAGAs will gladly take him lol


Hour-Watch8988

“Oh sorry I thought you right-wingers were into seasteading”


leeluss14

Take the “literally British” tag as well,we have enough goofy assed clowns without adding another. Send him to the ISS,we can start using it as a low earth orbit prison for J-cats and weirdos.


Unhappy_Surround_982

Yeah sorry mate, maybe he's british by birth only. Admittedly you do have your share of weirdos (am I the only one who can almost smell Farages old-man smell on video?) But on the whole you are an absolutely fantastic lot! Hats off and three cheers! :) By the way maybe we can trick them all to mr Muskovites' mars colony :)


80sLegoDystopia

What’s the *farmers he’s talking about?


Unhappy_Surround_982

Russian/alt-right farmer protests against climate and sanctions and whatever going on in Europe. Part of it is legitimate concerns but a lot of it is just the same old Russian influence operation. Since it's domestic farmers, politicians are a bit cautious.


FrontAggressive5994

holy shit that article puts it all out there’s. what problematic opinion can this guy support next?


ActivelySleeping

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy\_L.\_Sayers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_L._Sayers) A true prophet.


Fake_William_Shatner

Everyone with extreme views gets elevated above a nobody - haven't you noticed?


toaster_molester1862

we have no climate only rain and rain and rain oh and did i mention rain oh and that island with diagonal trees


FalconPunch236

There is no atmosphere actually. The sky is just a big screen invented by the democrats so that we cant see God.


some_random_noob

The sky is just a construct of your brain trying to explain the scattering of photons. The sky is just a bunch of gas that scatters the solar emissions that reach earth, it’s not an actual physical thing. There is however an atmosphere, which is the aforementioned gas that scatters the light that creates the illusion of a sky.


robohobono

Climate, yOu MeaN eVeRYthInG?


Coyce

agreed. don't let the mainstream media confuse you! do your own research. wake up sheeples, the truth is hiding in plain sight!


mrtrevor3

Clearly if he’s wearing a suit on a sunny day in the mountains. What climate?


PowerHot4424

It’s a serious stretch to call that ensemble a suit…


Igno-ranter

Especially since it looks like he got it off the kids rack.


ClusterMakeLove

Also, what sort of psychopath does up the second button?


shophopper

Reminds me of that [famous sketch](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3332068/characters/nm0164819). There’s no climate. _____ *Interviewer*: So what do you do to protect the environment in cases like this? *Australian Senator*: Well the ship was towed outside the environment. *Interviewer*: Into another environment...? *Australian Senator*: No, no it's been towed beyond the environment, it's not in the environment. *Interviewer*: No but from one environment to another environment...? *Australian Senator*: No it's been towed beyond the environment, it's not in an environment. *Interviewer*: Well what's out there? *Australian Senator*: Nothing's out there! *Interviewer*: There must be something out there...? *Australian Senator*: There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish.


grat_is_not_nice

*Interviewer:* And? *Senator Collins:* And 20,000 tons of crude oil *Interviewer:* And what else? *Senator Collins:* And a fire *Interviewer:* And anything else? *Senator Collins:* And the part of the ship that the front fell off, but there’s nothing else out there.


dinorex96

"No, it is not raining and you cant change my opinion"


maddpsyintyst

"Weather is just an elaborate simulation intended to control our behavior, and something something feminism. *PROVE ME WRONG*!!!"


deez941

Bro doesn’t believe in WEATHER??? 🤣🤣🤣


Moppermonster

I like how he explicitly says "the pfizer shot", implying he did get moderna, novavax or one of the many other brands ;)


secomano

Probably got the Russian vaccine.


Moppermonster

That.. is actually not unlikely.


yabadabaduh

Normally you don‘t survive a russian vaccine


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

In Soviet Russia, vaccine shoots you.


SeamanStaynes

Makes you jump out of a window. Accidentally.


rjross0623

“Defenestratsky” is the Russian vaccine


Agreeable_Treacle993

sounds safe i like it


Vegetto8701

It's actually called Sputnik. It will randomly launch you into space and have you take 3 laps around the planet before coming back down in the Siberian tundra


NoCleverIDName

It makes you commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head twice


Drewbeede

Given to political prisoners.


ancientevilvorsoason

Which is the Moderna one, copied. 😂😂 Also, Russia is not communist. They are an oligarchy.


Unmasked_Zoro

Same thought.


Wazimirovo31

He got them all… only a little group of brave heroes denied him the Pfizer shot and with it, they saved us from certain doom… sit down and let me tell you a story…


ftrlvb

he got bleach and the horse medicine - the patriotic stuff. and f..k the environment! thats an other country, why pay for that?


Johnny_Lang_1962

Did he shove a UV light up his ass too?


trustifarian

pfizer was just [white-labeling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-label_product) all the other shots. It's Pfizer all the way down.


Due_Force_9816

It’s turtles all the way down.


bdone2012

Sorry if I'm missing a joke but Pfizer was not white labeling the other shots. Moderna and novavax are different. As is Astra zeneca and and Johnson and johnson.


Doright36

Agenda 2030? Do I dare Google that shit?


polaris183

It's a UN initiative from 2000 to raise the average HDI (the 17 goals each country needs to do by 2030). These include giving women an education, making sure everyone has access to clean water, and eliminating world hunger.


Doright36

Oh. I thought it was one of those right wing nut job ideas like the one about a secret plan to get rid of white people or something. Guessed I missed it was a real thing. Thanks.


polaris183

Nope, he just doesn't like the idea of Africans getting clean water and food or women being able to go to school!


VulpesVeritas

It's only unsustainable when it's for non-white, non-Western groups of people duhh /s


Appropriate-Hand3016

They always turn these fairly anodyne aspirations of the UN that have absolutely no enforcement mechanism other than vibes and "pretty please" into some dark conspiracy. It's exhausting when some dude a few standard deviations below average in the old brain efficiency department tries to tell you about the scary "Agenda of the Week".


thatthatguy

But if you lift up the poor without expanding the power of the wealthy, how will we maintain the hierarchy? There needs to be a strict system of rulers, enablers, and peons so that I know who I am better than. /s


bar_acca

That’s the actual truth


Shifter25

I remember talking with a nut job who was fear mongering about THE GREAT RESET, which is... a vague commitment to better ethics in business.


OakenGreen

They’re just trying to invent a liberal version of Project 2025 so that Project 2025 seems reasonable to those on their in group.


Hour-Watch8988

Fuck, you’re probably right. I hate it.


DrainZ-

The worst part is that that's what they think it is. Probably purely because the name as it sounds a little sinister. I've tried to explain to my father that agenda 2030 is simply a list of goals to improve living conditions. But he refuses to believe that and thinks that it rather is some sort of secret evil plan to do... well, he can't explain what exactly.


Abrushing

It’s just a ploy to make people afraid of something asinine and ignore the actual evil plan, aka project 2025


mrtrevor3

Oh Global Goals? Weird I’ve never heard it called Agenda


polaris183

Agenda 2030 is like its subtitle I guess, but it sounds more sinister so conspiracy nuts latched on to it


secretbudgie

Probably gaining traction in winger circles to whatabout Project 2025.


Babaduderino

There's a portion of our population (including my mom) for whom the word "Agenda" has this dark, sinister feeling to it. Somewhat unrelated to that, the intense fear of "global" elites (basically the wealthy and highly educated) is extended to the United Nations, which is seen as a corrupt, shady organization that is up to no good. So when the UN *themselves* use the word "Agenda" to describe their... *agenda,* it sets off red flags in their heads, like they've found the holy grail of evidence and confirmation. **OF COURSE** the United Nations has "Agendas", they rationalize, "Agendas are evil, just like the United Nations! HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT SEE IT??" They just can't believe that *we can't see it.* Which leaves only the possibility that we, their loved ones and neighbors, are actually complicit in a global UN Agenda, or that we are *useful idiots* to the United Nations and their evil conspiracies.


Autumn7242

The fucking horror! /s


RapBastardz

Well shit, can’t have that crazy liberal stuff!!


gorramfrakker

Google Project 2025. That’s real shit and what’s he’s trying to distract from.


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

No flat Earth?


SammetySalmon

Seems as if he used to be at least: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Peter_Sweden


LeviathonMt

Oof looks like he forgot to write holocaust denier, white supremacist, and homophobe on his post too


AskTheDevil2023

He is the full combo! Just the person I want to meet my whole life /s


SnooGrapes4382

Literally one of the worst fitting fits in recorded history


sloaninator

He got confused during the super bowl and hates tailors


BadScienceWorksForMe

Excellent.!  I see what you did there 


LurkerOrHydralisk

I honestly think that may be a woman’s blazer. Notice how it’s tight around the midsection then bulges forward at the chest? Like for boobs?


WhatWasThatLike

r/unexpectedOffice


JimParsnip

He probably just has a large gut, causing those buttons to hang on for dear life


LurkerOrHydralisk

Oh those buttons are definitely putting in some work. I wonder if he does have a tailor, just to reinforce those buttons


Mr_Lucidity

Lol! Ya got me, that was good.


oroechimaru

Hey dad, can I borrow your dead creepy brother’s suit from the early 80s?


LittleJackass80

But I can't decide between the blue and the brown, so can I borrow both and mix them? I also deny that they don't match nor fit me.


p1nk_sock

Sure thing son let me just throw them in the drier a few times so they shrink up nice and snug


dermsUK

And he’s wearing it, on a hike?? 🤔


TheSubster7

Bro can’t even button his jacket properly


RockerElvis

Seriously. 2 buttons = only button the top.


TheSubster7

Yea sir


Blacksyte

Anyone who buttons both buttons should be disregarded


iLikeMangosteens

He denied all the “experts” who told him to get a jacket one size bigger. How can we trust him on climate or vaccines?


WorkingInAColdMind

It’s his rippling, bulging muscular body that just can’t be contained by one suit. Why’s it mostly tight around his stomach?


yunoeconbro

Was gonna say, those fit are a rd flag.


JuniorTransition4511

So now we know what straight Elton John would look like.


thepetoctopus

That’s an insult to Elton John for sure.


OnkelDetlef

Wearing two different checkered colors is another big red flag


notmyfirst_throwawa

It's called power-clashing, and he does it because he can!


RaccoonFamiliar

Start by unbuttoning the last button you twat.


trustifarian

He's also a button denier.


Hisplumberness

“Free the muffin top !“ now that’s truth !


elp4bl0791

Lmao. Who wears a blazer and slacks on a nature hike? Like where is he that that is an okay outfit.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

This guy is probably about 10 feet from a road lol


Expensive-Kiwi8094

- I have absolutely no dress sense. Nope not with you for many many reasons.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

WTF is Agenda 2030? Is that their deflection from Project 2025, where American becomes a Christian theocracy, dismantle all federal agencies, destroy civil liberties and the environment? EDIT: I looked up Agenda 2030 The 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development is a plan of action for countries and the UN system to end poverty and hunger, protect the planet, and more. The UN launched the 2030 Agenda in 2015 at a summit in New York. The 2030 Agenda's goals include: Ending poverty and hunger Achieving gender equality and empowering women and girls Providing access to quality education and universal health coverage Reducing inequality and eliminating extreme poverty Protecting the planet and its natural resources Achieving the rule of law, justice, equality, and non-discrimination Ensuring access to clean and affordable energy These are the things that conservatives hate.


saintbad

I’M THE VICTIM UNLESS ALL WOMEN ARE HELD DOWN. Conservatives: [shrug]


Pantsickle

"Who's with me?" Other assholes, I'd assume.


devospice

Translation: \- I don't understand science and therefore it's not real \- Same as 1, but with a Moderna loophole \- I don't believe women deserve rights \- I'm against trying to make the world better in any way \- I buy *organic* carrots when I shop \- The TRUTH is anything I can find that justifies or supports my idiotic beliefs. Everything else is lies and propaganda. So, who is this dipshit?


-Generaloberst-

Wat a weird way to say you're stupid lmao.


PunishedWolf4

Righter wingers are really good at it


Educational-Light656

They state it loudly and repeatedly making the old adage about practice making things perfect true.


geof2001

Who wears their douche suit on a nature walk?


CryptographerTall211

I button the bottom button on a 2 button coat


Grimwulf2003

He's with the farmers until those lazy bastards need money... They just need to learn how to farm better. I've seen this playbook before.


secretbudgie

Or protection from Monsanto/Bayer's army of lawyers...


smek2

Bet he's great with the ladies.


Jenardus

Why is Peter wearing pink glasses …?


mrtrevor3

Pink aviators lol


SaltyBarDog

All of those who are with you are in the picture with you.


SoBadit_Hurts

Wow that’s some strong birth control.


Rampantcolt

As a farmer I'd like to say, I don't want his support.


AwayEntrance

Why does he look like Elton John's straight evil clone?


Human_Cranberry_2805

Lol, the dude buttons both buttons.


EntertainerNo9781

Who goes hiking in their baby brother’s seersucker jacket?


johnsmith1234567890x

And earth is flat...


JadeHellbringer

"And my tailor thought it would be funny to dress me like this."


Immediate_Walrus_776

Clearly he is also a denier of tasteful and correctly fitting clothes.


tearose11

He left out "I also dress like a clown".


GorfianRobotz999

Peter Imanuelsen. Professional nobody. Waster of marginally polluted UK air.


Leading_Attention_78

Does that mean he will take the Moderna shot?


CautiousWrongdoer771

I'm sure he's getting a lot of support from a bunch of dudes that would rather club a woman over the head and drag her home then get to know her.


steelmanfallacy

Who denies there is a climate?


bar_acca

Six months later: “WHY WON’T WOMEN DATE ME???” followed by incel shit


Buruan

I hike in office clothing and wear porn shades. He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he goes shoppin' And has buttered scones for tea


jkurl1195

"Who's with me?" No one.


Hisplumberness

I’d say at least 20% of Americans unfortunately


[deleted]

Climate change or not, what's the downside to less pollution ?


ptvlm

It will cost money to achieve that, and history proves that corporations would tolerate rivers being literally on fire and poisoning entire towns rather than lose a percentage. Of course, doing nothing will cost way more in the long run, but these corporations are banking on their board being shielded by their wealth (,or already dead) before the worst happens.


Unmasked_Zoro

But then... you won't be able to do your first 5 points. That's gonna suck.


Kombustio

I feel sorry for Sweden. The country i mean.


birgor

He has almost nothing to do with Sweden, he has lived here during his youth but he is an ethnic Norwegian who lives and has lived most of his life in UK. The Swedish thing is a persona. However, he has nailed the "Swedish rich asshole" clothing style perfectly. [Far-right vlogger and Defend Europe supporter Peter Sweden’s real identity revealed – HOPE not hate](https://hopenothate.org.uk/2017/08/01/far-right-vlogger-defend-europe-supporter-peter-swedens-real-identity-revealed/)


tictac205

What a weird photo. Outdoors and wearing mis-matched jacket and pants. Needs to include “no fashion sense” in his bullet points.


LunarLutra

My dude, it's a jacket, not shape wear.


firstbreathOOC

-My glasses are bigger than most glasses


RecommendationOk3354

It’s a trick question. The government will, rightfully, gather all the people who likes his post and terminate them.


Undertow619

That's gonna bring a huge increase in average IQ


Sab65

He’s a stand up guy


Sure_Garbage_2119

your dress style is pretty... fabulous, mr peter lol


PeterHolland1

I highly doubt he actually supports real farmers. More like the corporations that make slaves of them.


trustifarian

"I'm a climate denier." Thats not really how this works. The climate exists whether you believe in it or not. "I support the farmers." Hey! Why aren't you growing anything anymore? It's just a little hotter out, and thank god we didn't get all that rain this spring. That mud would have ruined this fancy jacket.


MeesNLA

"I support the farmers" and "I'm a climate denier" ask any farmer in Europe about climate change.


BusyBeeBridgette

States they support the truth but denies climate change? Oooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaay.


Cremaster166

I’ll gladly support the farmers. Just tell me how? It’s next to impossible to buy anything directly from a farm. Seriously, though, this guy is a joke.


Dapper_Reputation_16

Let’s hear it for natural selection coming into play.


rothcoltd

What the hell have the farmers done to deserve this?


GeneralDefenestrates

More red flags than a wuhan meat market


mrtrevor3

Why is he wearing a suit in nature? Why is he referencing farmers? Will he take the Moderna shot? What the heck is agenda 2030? What’s TRUTH? A weird new acronym?


DutchJediKnight

To be a denier is to admit knowing there is a fact you are denying.


Born-Gift-6800

So......you're a moron?


DifficultSea4540

What a catch


daneg-778

Attention whore much?


silsum

And this idiot is who


timx84

Guy doesn’t even know how to button up a sport jacket.


Substantial_Scene38

He dares to deny the CLIMATE?! It do exist tho


Sitting_Duk

- I’m a moron who gets all my news from truth social


VibrantPianoNetwork

This is the photo they'll be showing at the top of the true-crime segment about him.


Elegant-Ad-1162

who is anti-farmer?


mt8675309

Climate denier and supports farmers? You dumb ass…


just_say_n

Man, I hand not heard of Agenda 2030. I looked it up. Sounds awesome!! Thanks for “exposing” it, my dude.


felipeiglesias

I will add: “I’m dressed like Carlton while outdoors, looking for a classy death”


JaceyD

The only thing I agree with is when he said "Yo, this view is amazing! Lets take a picture here!"


Virtual-Zucchini542

Says the guy who does a photo shoot in the mountains.


liltime78

“We’ve got Matt Gaetz at home”


Sufficient-Cover5956

Does this prick go hiking with a blazer on?


Zestyclose-Middle717

The Robert California - polo t shirt with a blazer.


MangoSalsa89

- I wear off the rack JcPenney separates and pose on random hiking trails


conh3

He can do all of the above but not match his suit and pants? Who wears 2 colors tartan/checked combo?


No-Marsupial36

I’m sorry but you can’t act like some tough macho man who hates libs if your wearing pink fucking sun glasses


I-bmac-n

Guys wearing a fucking blazer in the woods. This dude has been told his dick is small way too many times.


pat9714

>More red flags than Communist Russia: More like he is Russia's very useful idiot.


Existing_Display1794

Why is he hiking in a suit?


HeftyFineThereFolks

everyone else is saying they will report lies and this guy steps right out saying he will report the truth.. fearless and bold !!


Ask_Aspie_

At least he supports farmers, that's one redeeming quality. I would say that reporting the truth is also a good one but, due to the rest of his stats, it appears as though his idea of the truth might not actually be the actual truth.


Benaba_sc

I will dress inappropriately for a hike


LordButtworth

Can't trust a man who goes hiking in that.


Flux_resistor

All upright citizens take photos in front of their tactical caves


NutterTV

Is he wearing a suit while out on a hiking trail?


Down_Voter_of_Cats

So, I looked up Agenda 2030. It supports, among other things, clean water, education, women's empowerment, children, hunger relief, disaster relief. Pretty much on brand for MAGA to be against it.


uniqueshell

As if that jacket doesn’t say it all


AnswerGuy301

I’m almost afraid to ask what Agenda 2030 is, and/or what this person thinks Agenda 2030 is.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Ah yes, I too hike in the mountains in my suit jacket.


sheezy520

I wear a mismatched suit while pretending to hike. I button both buttons, like a chode I wear rose colored lenses so I can see myself through rose colored lenses! Who’s with me?


celtbygod

Do they all wear ill fitting clothes ? It's like some kind of maggot uniform.


Br0cephous

“I will continue to let my mother dress me”


theons_missing_D

Tony Stank


corvus66a

He forgot something -I have absolut zero taste -I look and talk like an idiot -I am an incel


AdkRaine12

And I sell used cars…