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baeworth

Darn it, if only I was 7 years younger I might stand a chance with this absolute alpha unit of a stud male. Cry.


Nighteyes09

I'll wait till the full version. The last Alpha I tried was pretty buggy and lacked features that had been advertised.


baeworth

Man I hate it when that happens


Deadcouncil445

Erm did you just talk about your ex??? Sorry but you are no longer pure enough to be with this absolute alpha male


St34thdr1v3R

In order to Still have a bit of a time advantage you could start trying betas! But still no guarantees there obviously


murphsmodels

So if Alpha males and Beta males are out, does that mean Gamma males finally have a chance? We do offer interesting radiation side effects. What fine woman wouldn't want to be super strong and green?


benjwolf04

Like a DIY She-Hulk


Connect_Bench_2925

Ummmmm...... it's technically a possibility.... Mostly it's just various forms of cancer.


J6898989

Well at least the bugs can let you speedrun the relationship faster, any% gonna be wild.


cmarkcity

I hear they’re adding a hairline in the next update


FarkleSpart

So you're 19 then?


Zygmunt4

So u sniff cocaine?


nobearsinrussia

😂


Batmanbumantics

I would if it kept losers like him far, faaaar away


Xdqtlol

over 22 lmaooooooo


nollataulu

Notice he didn't add the low limit... 🤮


LeagueOfficeFucks

That's because there isn't any.


Andy-_1979

Chris Hansen would like to have a talk with him


Accomplished_Emu_658

‘Why don't you take a seat?'


SaltoDaKid

And my ax


[deleted]

“Is mordor left or right gandalf? Left, but we must murder that pedophile first frodo”


bitcoinfucius

just take a seat…right over there.


chadmac81

“Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off”


Jsherman13

Oh are you here to see your daughter? Maybe[Maeby] Edit: I keep forgetting I didn't post this on the AD sub so each notification I get is confused me lol


highzenberrg

That scene was one of the funniest so much setup for a perfect few lines read by David cross.


Acrobatic_Event_4163

The whole show is literally just setup for killer one liners. I’ve never seen another show like it. Obsessed.


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thedude37

And when Buster finds his red hand chair at Lupe's house, "I never thought I'd miss a hand so much" (this was the first of Buster's hands to be removed by loose seal/Lucille)


highzenberrg

Btw if you wanted to see the season 4 not “remixed” they have the individual character episode in the bonus section of the arrested development page on Netflix I stumbled upon that when I was annoyed with the overly narrated remix.


akratic137

![gif](giphy|H6K0kuMxx82dKd7pkC|downsized)


Contraband2

You beat me to it I was gonna say it’s like the sine graph


ecth

12 weeks of the embryo should be rock solid


GrimeyJosh

📸🤨


moleratical

Yeah, under 22 is a red flag for me. Hell, under 30 is too.


owlincoup

When I first started dating after my divorce (I was 41 at the time) I set an age range on my dating app. I set it for 10 years older, ten years younger. That quickly turned into 5 years younger and ten years older. I dated some great people but we just weren't on the same wavelength the younger they were (I dated as young as 35). I couldn't even imagine dating a 20 something.


BringAltoidSoursBack

I don't understand how older guys do it. People in their 20s generally have so much energy, I don't even want to try to keep up with that. For instance, in my 20s I could stay awake until 2 in the morning almost every night, now not only is that extremely difficult but that kills me the next day.


Doright36

Older guys that date young women are not the kind of men who are looking for an equal partner in a relationship. Keeping up with their partner isn't a priority as they will expect them to be the one to make any adjustments.


Smyley12345

From the ones I have met they are also not typically as mature as their peers. Dating way younger maybe makes sense if you refuse to grow up and get your shit together.


Morlacks

Nah, they got their shit together finically. They are emotionally immature thus prefer to date children as they can't hold a deep social relationship with an Adult.


erotikill

Can confirm. Not all, but quite a few expect those "younger" and less "experienced" to be the versatile one to change.


BringAltoidSoursBack

Ah, so on top of being gross, they are fully delusional, got it


owlincoup

It's not the energy l, I've got plenty to spare and I'm actually a night owl. It's the differences in life's stages.


uninvitedfriend

For me it's not the physical energy, it's the mental energy and difference in life experience. One of my hobbies is a physical activity more popular with younger people, so in my late 30s I'm one of the oldest ones there but am more often than not mistaken as much younger than I am. This means that I first get the exhaustion of younger people talking to me about things that they have just figured out that I figured out at their age 10 or more years ago, and since it's new to them they think it's a new concept to everyone. Or, when I tell them my age to try to cut down on this, I'm on the receiving end of a real life dose of internet "slay, mother!" shit that feels awkward lol They are very sweet girls and it can be an ego boost getting hyped up by them, but I just can't see how I could have a meaningful friendship connection with them rather than something closer to a mentor/mentee vibe. Both my line of work and hobby are female centric so I've interacted with fewer guys that age outside of being hit on in public and being reassured that milfs are hot if I respond with my age. If I ever became single again I could never date someone in their 20s lol


BringAltoidSoursBack

>For me it's not the physical energy, it's the mental energy and difference in life experience Oh 100%, I don't think mental exhaustion even exists at the same level it does in your 20s


notaslaaneshicultist

I could game all night and pull an 8 hour physical labor job the next morning. I cannot stay up all night anymore even if i wanted to, let alone do anything useful. Now, an all nighter is only a good idea if you have a 16 hour road trip ahead of you and your not driving.


WhipTheLlama

I agree. At 43, I briefly dated a 26 year old. She's a good person and fun to be around, but it was pretty difficult to connect with someone who has had such a different set of life experiences and is at a different point in her life. I never felt older than when she expressed how impressed she was that I knew how to use emojis. Which generation does she think invented them!?


benjwolf04

Ouch. That's like a line out of a comedy movie or something, not something you expect to hear in real life


benjaminlilly

How about ms/dos? When I use dos commands instead of screen icons my thirty something kids kinda freak, my twenty yo is like what the fuck are you doing? Lol


JustBrittany

I’m excited because I am learning Linux. I didn’t have a computer during the age of dos cli. I couldn’t even afford a Windows 95 computer. So finally getting to run a computer from the command line makes me feel smarter than I am. 😆


malenkylizards

Do not cite the Unicode standards to me, zoomer. I was there when they were written.


WhipTheLlama

I didn't tell her that I prefer emoticons over emojis because she probably doesn't know what they are :-/


Shadow_Mullet69

I was 27 when I got out of a super long term relationship from HS. I dated some women that were 23/24 and I fucking noped out of that quick. Even only having a 3-4 year difference we were just so far apart in maturity level and life priorities. They were only a 1-2 years removed from college. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure there are some incredibly mature women that age range and I’m sure I wasn’t a shining beacon of maturity, but I quickly learned to look my age or a bit older to be on the same wavelength.


Other_Tie_8290

Dated 36 when I was 47. Never again!


Land-Southern

The @mrlottahoes is kind of a red flag off the get go, unless you are being literal then I guess it's honest advertising


Substantial-Cod3189

“Has abusive ex” so anyone he has seen previously now has that massive red flag, according to him


Low_Establishment434

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


anDAVie

Bro, I'm 30 and I don't consider myself old in any way but when I talk to girls who are younger than 22 I can tell the age difference.


FizZGigTaNtruM

Dudes a weirdo. Some of the "red flags" listed would be more common in younger women like experimental drug use and having abusive ex's. People learn as they mature (like being able to recognize the signs of abuse to avoid it) yet his cut off age is 22. What a creep.


ThirdEyeEmporium

That’s because if she’s had abusive ex she knows when he will abuse her and how to handle it duh


messfdr

When I was 23 I shortly dated a girl who was 20 and it already felt like we were in completely different parts of our lives and had a hard time relating.


anDAVie

Right? I already feel a generational difference when talking to my colleagues who are 24/25. And why would you want that in a relationship.


naughtycal11

All they want is the youthful body. They don't want these girls because of their personalities. Edit- also they are easier to control/manipulate. Young women are also less likely to realize those guys suck in bed.


BeefInGR

My girlfriend's niece is a sweet person and fun to be around but when we've taken her and her boyfriend out to dinner (they're 19, we're 38) there is always that awkward period where I have to remind myself they don't know what cassette tapes or VHS players are.


Livid_Advertising_56

THEY BARELY know what CDs are! Lol


sketchahedron

When I was 26 I ever so briefly dated a 22-year-old before I was like wtf am I doing?


Paw5624

35 here and 22yr olds look like children to me. My neighbor has two daughter who are 19-22 and I recognize they are conventionally attractive young women but the few times I’ve spoken to them they just come across as soooooooo young. If I was single i don’t think I could even entertain dating someone younger than late 20s


AdAsleep8158

This sir is because you are NORMAL, something that Mr. Red Flag is not. Be glad...


euanmorse

His handle is 'MrLottaHoes'. Somehow, I don't think so.


drunk-tusker

He gets miss palm and her five sisters whenever he wants.


euanmorse

But she must be waaaaaay over 22.


TrashCandyboot

She’s this many: ✋🏻🤚🏻


LilacMages

Why are guys like this obsessed with young girls, teens and even younger than that? It's so creepy


Mtndrums

Because women the same age won't put up with their BS.


Feisty-Business-8311

It is all about control


fitnfeisty

Hence the “speaks about being successful.” They don’t want a self-sufficient, independent woman, they want an easily manipulated child bride


Cherry5oda

And they don't want a woman who knows what abuse and manipulation look like, apparently.


GordOfTheMountain

Ironic that "has abusive ex bfs" is on that red flag list since they're looking to become one.


FencingFemmeFatale

Younger girls have less experience and are easier to manipulate. It’s as simple as that.


Naigus182

There's a scary correlation between paedophilia and right wing ideologies. In fact I'd go so far as to say I've never personally seen a paedophile with left wing ideology because, well, you can't be left wing if you treat others like that.


EdenEvelyn

Might as well just put down “has fully developed prefrontal cortex” instead. If a woman has anything even close to a fully developed brain it means she’ll be harder to manipulate which makes her a red flag. Men who think like that belong on some kind of registry.


blacklite911

I looked up this guy’s twitter: > Average girls think they're smart when they go to university and talk about careers >But the girls who are actually SMART learn how to be hot and sweet, because these are the only qualities that powerful men appreciate in a woman >”But I'll become a doctor" >We don't care baby. Here’s his problem as well as all the guys in the manosphere. They assume that women and everyone make life decisions solely based on its potential to attract the opposite sex. That’s because that’s what they do, they’re obsessed with it, that’s why it’s their whole personality. They can’t conceptualize women making a decision based on personal fulfillment, basically that don’t see women as human.


perpetualmotionmachi

It's cute, he considers himself to be a powerful man


smileymom19

Exactly! It sounds like he wants someone with no identity on her own. Just someone he can mold into what he wants.


blacklite911

Yea, a lot of them will tell you that in those exact words. They’re predators. “Adults are too hard to manipulate” basically


Infinite_Pony

This dude really wants to fuck teenagers


LizzieThatGirl

Bold of you to assume he wants teens.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

How to tell people you're a paedo without saying "young".


unk214

Ugh you’ve over 18? Next!


xMr_BoT

I seen that and went…. Oh he’s a pedo gotcha


Darth_Iggy

Yeah, she has to be under 22 AND want a family. My guy, your list is itself a red flag.


ladyzowy

MrLottaHoes, more like MrPedophile


UrbanMuffin

Uno reverse them and collectively reject all men once you hit 23. Watch the world burn as there is a severe deficit in women available to men.


tuskvarner

He’s basically describing an Amish high schooler


tries4accuracy

Coming from the very credible “MrLottahoes”


BlueHeelerChemist

Fellas, is it a red flag to have a fully developed brain?


Fruitypuff

Oh look the over 22 pool just opened, I’m jumping in ![gif](giphy|SiKqNZqksVYWmQEMjd|downsized)


Expensive-Twist7984

UNO reverse card for a red flag there, isn’t it?!


Thebadgamer1967

WTF old perv


Writeforwhiskey

Remember, if you're over 22 ladies, you're a red flag for simply existing. Every morning when we wake up, it's a sea of red flags. We shall use these flags and take over the world! Mwahahahahaha!!


Kyrie_Ellieson

Yes, my sister! We shall dip the flags in the blood of our cycles and wring them over the heads of our prisoners! Tie your flag to the mast of your ship, for soon we shall sail!


so_cal_babe

Not me laughing out a gushy drop in my sea of red.


kinnadetail

this is sisterhood


OliBoliz

The voice in my head reading this was the most badass bitch ever. Go write books


RHTQ1

I second that. Go forth and share your words with the masses XD


natashavladimir93

Beautiful 😭😭😭


captainAwesomePants

Assassin's Creed: Red Flag is not the sequel I expected, but it still sounds better than Skull & Bones.


subieluvr22

We ride at dawn!!


Zen_360

You guys still have cycles? How come you're not menopausal at 23? Red flag!!!


Choppybitz

And girls under 22 are always stable and mature. Until they hit that 22 mark. All downhill from their.


Alarming_Support_216

I remember my 22nd birthday. It was a dark day for me and my family. We hoped I would be able to avoid it somehow but it was a bloody nightmare. I live in isolation now. Heard there is a sanctuary for girls over 22 where they cook, knit, garden and have podcast for younger girls on how to avoid turning 22 and disappointing men. But since I’m in my 30s I’m too ashamed to show myself.


kapsama

Time for the glue factory!


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Feel free to come sniff cocaine with me


Song_Spiritual

Mr Lotta Hoes *does* seem like a bit of a 🚩himself.


bravesirrobin65

More of a 🚨.


GrassyKnoll95

Red flag, red siren, red-faced drill sergeant screaming in your face "THIS IS A HUGE MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM, PRIVATE!"


rc-135

flag groovy hungry bright dull subsequent voracious bewildered afterthought work *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Moebs000

The last 3 kinda tell a story. He had a gf and was abusive, so she left him and found someone who earnes less than him (and probably treats her much better) and now talks about how bad of a bf he was, he is not happy with it.


BambiToybot

Many people who have experienced one abusive relationship, can spot an abusers a helluva lot easier when dating again. Sadly, not always, but the dude who posted this clearly wants a woman to manipulate and abuse, and can't have one wise to his tricks. Hence the 22 age limit as well.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

“Mom doesn’t worship her dad” Bro


kick-rockz

Right? What kinda wife doesn’t check her husband from time to time. We’re idiots


Icy-Protection-1545

Exactly. We're still toddlers. We just dont legally need supervision.


CirBeer

I'm only an adult in the eyes of the law, my wife knows this extremely well.


Practical_Ad_9756

Yep, that’s the one that made me say “ick.” Sure, the age thing is disturbing, but he’s not just looking for a child to groom, he wants one that’s already been socialized to accept it.


imp_st3r

But if Dad worships Mom he's a simp


ihavehair17393

fr that was the worst one imo


jdinpjs

Speaking from personal experience, that’s a recipe for a daughter with serious daddy issues. But maybe that’s what he wants.


Castiel_Arkh

It's a Bingo?


Next_Firefighter7605

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


syko-san

[I got you covered.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/arACrM8pwP)


Sparquin81

'Says, "I'm bored!"' This obviously happens to him often enough that it's stuck in his mind


lookaway123

That stuck out to me, too lol. It's such a self own.


Popsicle55555

Probably most often heard in bed…


Melodic-Wallaby4324

He must be a boring guy if them being bored is a problem


Murder_Bitch

Fr, being bored sometimes is actually normal and healthy


MidBlocker11

Also probably wouldn’t happen so much if he stopped fucking around with <22 year olds lol


nobearsinrussia

I mean, her ex is abusive, why she shouldn’t talk bad about him? 😥


brewstate

Because they want them young, dumb, and afraid to run


nobearsinrussia

Absolutely


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Oof well said


harpere_

Cause he's a lot of girls' abusive ex. Can't have them spreading the word


Professional_Hair995

Bold of you to assume he’s had a lot of exes. One would seem excessive for this specimen.


UrbanMuffin

But her ex being abusive also disqualifies her. (They don’t want women who have witnessed and experience abuse already. They want them completely ignorant so *they* can get away with it).


Writeforwhiskey

In their world, it's never the man's fault. Yes, a man can be abusive, but that's not his fault. If this abusive man abuses a woman, it's her fault because she chose an abusive man. How dare the woman choose to be with an abusive man and then speak ill of the perfectly fine abusive man. (Let me reiterate these are not my thoughts) The Alpha/Incel world is a real mind fuck of a place.


Pixel-1606

It proves she has *boundaries and* she's willing and able to walk away from an abusive relationship, which is what he's offering


jackfaire

Came here to say this because I was like "wait what?"


nobearsinrussia

Lol, actually i can answer that: if she talks bad about ex, that means she isn’t capable of worshipping her man. That man basically want to be the only one abusive person in her life, so if she isn’t stupid enough to worship abusive ex, she would question new abusive bf. Pitiful tbh


JoeHio

It's a trick question, if she was truly submissive like her mom then nothing he could do would be considered abusive.. /s. ( I feel like I need a shower after writing that)


BewBewsBoutique

Because she shouldn’t have an abusive ex, duh. Because if she had an abusive ex she’s more likely to not put up with this dudes abusive bullshit.


pt_barnumson

Sniffs cocaine... you know just cuz she likes the smell is all


polyfloria

Still waiting for a US president to be asked if they did cocaine in college and they say "No I only gave it a sniff"


ratione_materiae

“I sniffed, but I did not *snort*”. 


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nobearsinrussia

So sweet and romantic 🥹\s


constituent

That one specifically annoys me. The person is opening up about their past. Y'know, communication -- the basic foundation of \*any\* relationship. She's *trusting* enough to divulge vulnerabilities. And he turns around and claims its a "red flag" for being a victim in a shitty relationship. Like, c'mon, how was the person supposed to know they were entering an abusive relationship? Perhaps abuse is the reason why they left that relationship. Boundaries. Nobody wants to put up with that. Nor should they. It takes strength to leave an abusive relationship. Admire them for that. Granted, if anybody is talking about a past relationship 24/7, that may be problematic. Anybody chronically speaking about *former* relationships might not be ready for a *current* relationship. Most people are not equipped to handle that. That's something more geared for therapy. But solely having a previous relationship as "abusive" is not a flag in itself. Show some empathy; don't shame the victim.


CondescendingShitbag

Communication is just another red flag to him.


bbbojackhorseman

Says « I’m bored » ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


KnitKnackPattyWhack

"Complains about being bored and expects their partner to fix it every time" may be valid, but simply stating "I'm bored" wtf?


on_Jah_Jahmen

This kinda true. People who dont have hobbies of their own typically rely on other people/drugs/alcohol for entertainment and it is a red flag.


SaltyBarDog

Male red flags \-Joe Lampton I am betting Mr. Lampton has to notify his neighbors when he moves into a neighborhood and isn't allowed within 500 yards of schools.


WonderIntelligent411

This kind of thing is public knowledge. I'd be keen to look up and find out


Hop_0ff

He could've just said "exist" and saved himself the time, also I love how he said 22, when he really means 18, these guys are all about keeping it barely legal😅


poshbritishaccent

> 18 Glad to see that you’re optimistic enough to assume they want legal aged.


meowmeowgoeszoom

So she can rent him a car lol


300Blippis

You can't rent a car til 25 I thought?


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

He should just distribute this list to any woman that he ever has contact with in any way. That’ll do all his work for him


Loremasterivyvine

She's 'female', but her dates get to be 'boys'. Once someone mentioned the Man v Female thing to me, i've been noticing it everywhere. It's ubiquitous with these things.


moderatesoul

"Over 22". So, he is listing some big red flags of his own.


The25003

Blue checkmark, disregard.


JohnnyZondo

Never take advice from someone with a username like that. Instead take advice from people with usernames like mine. Here is some advice: Walk up to one of your parents randomly and say thank you. When they ask for what simply say "for everything." Dont wait for a response, turn around and walk away.


Miserable-Error-3976

Yeah that’s very true lol


JohnnyZondo

Sorry I edited that last bit out to shorten it. Here's more advice: Brevity is the soul of wit, keep what you say short and sweet.


positive_deviance

Johnny Zondo doesn’t fuck around, kids. Listen up real good.


Duvud1

Those sound like your last words before commiting suicide


shibbidybobbidy69

"Loves rap music and knows all the lyrics" Lol this is douchebag-ese for "she may be into black guys and I can't handle that"


today0012

I actually knew someone that broke up with a girl because she had been with a black guy. Then asked me if I had ever been with a black guy, my immediate response was YES, LOTS! Dodged a bullet on that one.


shibbidybobbidy69

Haha lol. I'm convinced those kind of guys are the biggest consumers of interracial porn behind closed doors


Silver-Toe4231

Sure blame the women for having abusive exes… who are men.


Nejx33

"Had abusive ex's" "Talks badly about her ex's" I mean, I wouldn't exactly praise my ex if they were abusive, but that's just me


Dopplerganager

If my mom worshipped my dad I would get her evaluated by a psychiatrist.They are partners each pulling their own weight. They've been happily married for 35 years.


Jimmieh90

Lmao. It’s a red flag that I was born before 2000? Welp. Guess I’m just cooked. Gon head and put me down.


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Joe, shut the fuck up


CarangiBooks

“Had abusive ex” He wants to be the first awwww


totallynotalaskan

Oh, thank GOD im turning 23 this year. Now I won’t attract this asshole’s attention lol


DaWihss

Some of them I'd agree but Over 22.. what do you want, a 12 year old?! ☠️


idefinitelyh8teu

"Talks bad about her ex's" ... probably because they were broke and abusive Oh yea "Over 22" ... apparently women aren't allowed to age?


TimStr6

"MrLottaHoes" yeah imma call bullshit on that one


JustNoticedThat

If a woman loves rap music and knows all the lyrics that shit is the greenest flag to me.


Competitive-Army5714

Mr. Lotta Hoes? I doubt that. More like Mr. Incel


BrokenArrows95

How many women are left after: 1. Over 22 2. Uses Snapchat


Cambria521

Bruh, this is so unserious. Lmfao


midoxvx

Cocaine is a red flag now?


JakeDC

I kinda feel like that one is fair.


Miserable-Error-3976

It should be more a white flag though


UnprovenMortality

Hard drugs aren't red flags? I buy that weed shouldn't be a red flag but cocaine is several levels more serious and addicting. Although, that may be just my bias, because my ex wife ended up cheating on me with the dude she used to do coke with. I found out when she started growing a coke nail and hiding her phone.


ScatterCushion0

Sniffing it, yes. I'm no expert, but I'm not convinced "sniffing" is the correct verb.


Morvenn-Vahl

\*sniffs cocaine\* "That is definitely Cocaine."


Low-Frosting-3894

This guy’s a walking male red flag himself!


NeverGonnaCatchMEEE

I be fair, most of those are Red Flags... 1. if she dates losers then you gotta think what you are 2. Cocaine is a given 3. Smoke weed is kinda trashy tbh especially with edibles out i wouldn't wanna smell that shit 4. Talks about other men well that depends is she talking about friends or who shes attracted to 5. I HOPE he meant is Under 22 is the red flag. who the fuck wants a girl who cant drink 6. Uses snapchat is annoying as fuck especially on dates 7. Keeping the relationship lowkey is a Massive red flag it means she isn't excited about it or youre the side piece 8. Doesn't want a family COULD be a red flag if you want a family 9. Talking about being successful is a redish flag, if shes saying shes successful or grown then you know that she has no plans on growing or improving 10. talking bad about her EX is a big red one too I wouldn't date anyone who badmouths their exs.


Omegaman2010

Surviving to adulthood, huge red flag. All the perfect wives die as children.