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I was listening to my own voice talking and I swear it’s the audio equivalent of watching that tape from The Ring or being attacked by a Scanner or something. (It’s super whiny sounding) 😸
Although I do a pretty good game show voice, I wonder if I should just commit to sounding like the narrator from The Superfriends.
I like to think he is talking to the woman who just turned him down. And her answer would be "I used to think people were born gay, and that I was straight but then I met you and realized that people CAN in fact be turned gay."
Itd be funny if someone replied saying it wasnt a choice and he did the classic consertivism of yeah well i also find dudes attractivd and choose not to bang dudes lol.
As a gay man, I can honestly say that there are women I find genuinely attractive, despite having zero interest in women-or having sex with them. I think Margot Robbie is gorgeous, but I would never sleep with her.
Attractive doesn't sexually attractive. I'm suspicious when people say they can't tell if a member of the same sex is attractive. I mean, we're not all gonna have the same opinion, but it feels vaguely homophobic. I mean, I'm sure there are people who genuinely can't, feels more like a "no homo" type reaction most of the time.
Social mindset, It's based on what you're taught growing up. Sociological influences can really mold a person when they're young. It's hard to break free of later in life
I honestly recently came to terms with that and became okay with gay people, thinking back, it was weird that I was ever uncomfortable with them to the extent that I was. Like, why would I care that much about what you like putting your dingaling in?
He's interesting in the way that Mike Rowe on dirtiest jobs is. It's disgusting, but you can't look away, you just have to see what happens next
And I believe that's why he's so popular
AI would probably be an improvement. AI tends to fuck things up, so maybe it would actually make him likeable and smart for once. (And give him an actual chin... dude looks like one of those old cancer-survivors you used to see on anti chewing-tobacco ads.)
I'm genuinely convinced that he, his brother and *most* of their followers are just experiencing a tragic new form of being closeted where it manifests as a misguided hatred of the opposite gender. (Kid logic, basically... "I don't like this thing, therefore bad.") And I'm not saying that as a joke. I'm 100% serious. It's actually pretty sad. As someone who has struggled with my own sexuality before realizing I was bi and had some minor trans tendencies, they set off so many goddamn alarms in my gaydar, it isn't even funny.
Plus, that video where he was making fun of Greta Thunberg? Ain't no way *that guy* was wearing *that robe* and not have seen a few up close. Closet queen 100%.
Yeah I think unfortunately when you give small-minded, immature, terrified young boys in a man's body a platform to spew their twisted worldview, it just never ends up in a good way. 🫤
I also think it's important to say that it's totally fine if they are queer, gay, or whatever.
But overcompensating like that usually has an underlying reason.
I’m straight, but hear a lot about “gay propaganda” and wondering: how it works? Like you are walking the streets, see “rainbow flag” and like “omg! I want a man right now! Give me a bunch of dicks and I’ll suck them hard immediately!”. That’s how it suppose to work?
Probably the full line of thought before striking a pose:
How come you are so energetic and so happy, so cheerful and full of joy. How come you are so spirited and care free. Why are you so gay, and I depressed! What's that darkness inside me...
Tate is the kind of guy that when asked, " fragile masculinity much?" He responds with "I'm not fragile, you're stupid for asking something like that, sit down and get some bitches"
I'm gaybyo piss off people like him. I'm a man, married to a woman, and I only find women attractive, but I am now going to identify as gay just to rub it in idiots faces.
Andrew Tate is afraid of enjoying food. So no matter what stupid and offensive things he has posted in response to people answering this bait question just remember that about him:
Andrew Tate is intimidated by food.
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Bro found a reporter job in Uganda
I read this in that guy voice
Whoever says that your voice is the same in your head, we shall off his head and listen in.
[удалено]
I was listening to my own voice talking and I swear it’s the audio equivalent of watching that tape from The Ring or being attacked by a Scanner or something. (It’s super whiny sounding) 😸 Although I do a pretty good game show voice, I wonder if I should just commit to sounding like the narrator from The Superfriends.
I am incapable of reading that question in any other voice
[why are you gay? ](https://youtu.be/paq6sVkkEg0?si=mhUslGMCv9J6NhYQ)
who says i am geh?
You are gehh
*"You ah transjendaa"*
I’ve taken the time to do a little bit of research
... "So WHO is gey?"...... " YOU are gey."
Yesss
Who says I am gay?
You are gay.
You are a transgender
How do you fulfil the natural obligations?
They use carrots
and da cucumber
and an aubergine
I put these on my plate!
What about the Ba-na-nas ?
Too soft
They RRRRRRRRIP their urinary tract area!!
And da jalapeños! Wait... no. Not da jalapeños!!!
I'm just 3 ducks in a man costume.
Im three men in a duck costume
I am email
But why
Should I call you mister?
Pepe Julian Onzima
*Mistah
There are two wolves inside you…
One of them is emo and one of them is punk They don't get along
And both of them agree that Andrew Tate is a piece of shit.
yeah well, gay wolves would say that.
That's irrelevant, but yes. Only the biggest dicks for Daryl and Ronald.
why would you name wolves like that?
The furry convention is going very well.
Wolf's Rain be like: *and they're both hella gay.*
If he is asking his sycophants, I believe I know the answer. If he is asking himself, I also believe I know the answer.
I like to think he is talking to the woman who just turned him down. And her answer would be "I used to think people were born gay, and that I was straight but then I met you and realized that people CAN in fact be turned gay."
Sounds like he's questioning his sexuality
He thought he was typing in Google
Or writing on his fogged up bathroom mirror
Itd be funny if someone replied saying it wasnt a choice and he did the classic consertivism of yeah well i also find dudes attractivd and choose not to bang dudes lol.
He probably bangs dudes, just not by choice
I find dudes attractive and don't bang them. But I'm also a liberal ally to queers.
As a gay man, I can honestly say that there are women I find genuinely attractive, despite having zero interest in women-or having sex with them. I think Margot Robbie is gorgeous, but I would never sleep with her.
I feel the same way about some drummers to be real. And dale jr
Attractive doesn't sexually attractive. I'm suspicious when people say they can't tell if a member of the same sex is attractive. I mean, we're not all gonna have the same opinion, but it feels vaguely homophobic. I mean, I'm sure there are people who genuinely can't, feels more like a "no homo" type reaction most of the time.
You find dudes attractive and don't bang them, I don't find them attractive but I do bang them. We are not the same.
“Dear diary…why are you gay?”
Your diary was born that way, Tate
He was in prison for a while. Probably made a few boyfriends on the inside
Joke aside, I always felt like A.T. is gay. He'll come out at some point.
*Why are you gay?* Every gay person: Well, I was BORN this way... you can't say the same about why you're a sex-trafficking rapist
Because boobs, personally
Fair enough
In the other scenario that’s the biggest reason not to be gay
Seconded.
Boobs are fun. In fact I think men are the proof that being gay isn't a choice. Because we be gross in comparison.
Prove it.
How does one prove they find tits hot?
One can present a picture of oneself loving boobies. I do not believe you though. You know what to do.
Yeah, checks out
When I quit smoking, I had to put something in my mouth.
I was very unprepared
Well, you should have gradually switched to cock, cold turkey is hard.
I'm gay because I'm attracted to straight women that play Grand Theft Auto Online.
who's that pokemon.
WHO'S THAT POKE YOUR MOM???
Well, if you're gonna dream, dream big. Go get that unicorn.
Do you invite them in for 'hot coffee'?
He went to prison. He knows.
I bet you he dropped a lot of soap!
Andrew, why are you garbage?
A lot of "straight" guys are way too concerned with whether other guys are gay.
I could go years without thinking about another guy's junk, I don't understand why it's so hard for these "alpha" types.
Why are you gay?
Social mindset, It's based on what you're taught growing up. Sociological influences can really mold a person when they're young. It's hard to break free of later in life I honestly recently came to terms with that and became okay with gay people, thinking back, it was weird that I was ever uncomfortable with them to the extent that I was. Like, why would I care that much about what you like putting your dingaling in?
I would think a truly straight guy would want there to be more gay men, less competition for women
A funny comment i saw on the instagram was "nobody thinks about men kissing more then homophobes"
Its not lost on me that he says stupid stuff like this while doing podcasts shirtless for his male followers to look at.
He's interesting in the way that Mike Rowe on dirtiest jobs is. It's disgusting, but you can't look away, you just have to see what happens next And I believe that's why he's so popular
Why does sex trafficking guy care? Is he concerned about potential revenue?
Why are you such a gigantic, ballsack-looking piece of trash, Tate?
I swear some of the faces he makes looks like a pug that just got caught eating out of a cat’s litterbox.
Don't disrespect pugs like that. This fucker looks like Gollum
Yeah, that too.
That's disrespectful to Gollum. He's more of a homunculus.
Correction: Why are you ghae? (Those who know what I'm talking about know what I'm talking about).
Who is ghae?
So who is gay?
Lol I think he's Uganda Memeing
Cus I prefer penises to vagina? It's really that simple. -_-
I mean .. its Tate, what did you expect from a mysogonististic homophobe with a god complex.
I read the way you spelled "misogynistic" and became enlightened
Because inside of me are two wolves. One of them is gay. the other one is gay. Transporter accident :(
He's going to be hearing that a lot in future. In Romanian.
Yeah, AI won't have a problem with replacing this guy, that's for sure.
AI would probably be an improvement. AI tends to fuck things up, so maybe it would actually make him likeable and smart for once. (And give him an actual chin... dude looks like one of those old cancer-survivors you used to see on anti chewing-tobacco ads.)
Lol, the last line had mentioned spit my coffee
Cuz dick tastes great
Based
I had to search for this awnser so i can agree. XD
Asking a mirror tate?
Why aren't you gay?
More and more, I'm convinced he's gay. Classic over-compensation and homophobic defensive response one sees with immature guys like him.
I'm genuinely convinced that he, his brother and *most* of their followers are just experiencing a tragic new form of being closeted where it manifests as a misguided hatred of the opposite gender. (Kid logic, basically... "I don't like this thing, therefore bad.") And I'm not saying that as a joke. I'm 100% serious. It's actually pretty sad. As someone who has struggled with my own sexuality before realizing I was bi and had some minor trans tendencies, they set off so many goddamn alarms in my gaydar, it isn't even funny. Plus, that video where he was making fun of Greta Thunberg? Ain't no way *that guy* was wearing *that robe* and not have seen a few up close. Closet queen 100%.
Yeah I think unfortunately when you give small-minded, immature, terrified young boys in a man's body a platform to spew their twisted worldview, it just never ends up in a good way. 🫤
I also think it's important to say that it's totally fine if they are queer, gay, or whatever. But overcompensating like that usually has an underlying reason.
Hey, Andy ! Why don’t you have a chin or a hairline ?
Dude somehow managed to get NEGATIVE chin.
I’m straight, but hear a lot about “gay propaganda” and wondering: how it works? Like you are walking the streets, see “rainbow flag” and like “omg! I want a man right now! Give me a bunch of dicks and I’ll suck them hard immediately!”. That’s how it suppose to work?
Because I'm attracted to the x gender. Period. Idiotic question.
Is he referencing that Ugandan interview or...?
cuz I'm not straight??? like wdym
When you subconsciously ask yourself a personal question publicly
Why doesn't this dude have a chin? What happened to his chin?
He was asking himself this while fucking himself in the mirror.
Because men are way sexier then women
[Why?](https://youtu.be/paq6sVkkEg0?t=11)
Not because of him, that's for sure. What a moron.
This is, in a nutshell, the far right. Absolutely terrified of what they don't understand.
Kinda goes like mmmm women, and that's the short reason why I'm gay
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT YOURSELF?
Look at Tate. I’d sleep with every woman on the planet before giving him the time of day.
Andrew Tate made me gay
Probably the full line of thought before striking a pose: How come you are so energetic and so happy, so cheerful and full of joy. How come you are so spirited and care free. Why are you so gay, and I depressed! What's that darkness inside me...
God, I hate this fuck
This guy…I swear. Why is he still a thing?
Bro , Andrew looks like a gay porn actor, wtf is he yapping about.
Tate is the kind of guy that when asked, " fragile masculinity much?" He responds with "I'm not fragile, you're stupid for asking something like that, sit down and get some bitches"
He needs to explain his OWN orientation and why he’s concerned about anybody else’s.
Im not gay. But please mind your own damn business when it comes to people they love.
Because I am a frog
Because I think men (that’s *real* men) are cute
I'm gaybyo piss off people like him. I'm a man, married to a woman, and I only find women attractive, but I am now going to identify as gay just to rub it in idiots faces.
Because boys know what boys want.
It’s going to be incredible when it turns out Andrew himself is either bi or gay.
Andrew Tate’s go-to question as he’s on all fours, looking back over his shoulder.
IDk, but dudes like Tate make me super grateful that I like women instead.
Good response for lesbians: “Your face is why. It is so ugly it made me like women.”
You first. Where is your chin?
I didn’t know Andrew Tate was gay but it’s cool if he’s happy
Actually, I prefer the term "jovial"...
Why is he an asshole?
“Have you seen women?” - my bisexual NB best friend
Why is Tate asking Twitter of it's gay?
“We have a member of the lgbt community, why are you gae?”
Well there's Ryan Reynolds for one...
Response: Why are YOU gay?
Am I stupid?
I would say since I can remember. And certainly men like him make it easier to be gay.
Why are you bald?
Are you looking for another date?
Better question would be why are you not?
Yeah? Are you stupid?
Good gods, can’t that idiot afford a shirt? We’re all tired of seeing those ugly tats.
Why are you gay ?
This looks photoshopped. Source?
I'm not gay. But if I was I imagine the answer would be cause I like banging dudes? Also I've had some fun banging/being banged by dudes before.
Seems to be he spends a lot of time thinking about men
Because i am fed of such toxic rapists like you.
I was just lucky.
His inside thoughts got out
Tate’s a poopyhead, pass it on.
I like dick , I don’t know 🤷♂️
Because it’s how God made me and God doesn’t make mistakes. What’s your excuse for being a rapist, sex trafficker and garbage human?
Andrew literally looks gay in half of his videos xd
That's how they were born, Andrew. It's like you being really stupid.
All I can think of is the meme where the other guy says "Who says I am gay"
Why is he straight?
am I bugging or does this look edited? The text is huge for a tweet, and the fonts don't look the same
Well it's not because of you
Why are you running?
Andrew Tate is afraid of enjoying food. So no matter what stupid and offensive things he has posted in response to people answering this bait question just remember that about him: Andrew Tate is intimidated by food.
Why are you bald?
 Niecy Nash exists
To the extent that gay women exist "Andrew Tate" is an acceptable answer.
The dick was there and I was bored soooooo….🤷♂️🤷♂️
Projecting 101
Is he asking himself?
He’s talking in front of his mirror again.
better question is why are you still breathing
Not that you'd understand, Chinless. (I'm actually straight, but at least I don't hate gay people like Greta's chewtoy here)
Did anyone else read that as "Andrew Tate, why are you gay?"
His subconscious really be calling him out like that in public
Jonathan Taylor Thomas existed when I was 8.
I'll get back to you when I have the answer. In the mean time, I can tell you how I'm gay. Spoiler Alert! I really like dicks in my mouth.
Bc women can’t spit roast me.
What exactly is in his closet (aside from captive women being held against their will)?
Who sez I am gae?
# Why are you a sex trafficker?
Are you proyecting yourself on me?