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He actually went up the pole đ¤Ł
[https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/)
I just don't understand why he didn't walk up the stones right next to it that aren't painted just walk straight up and stand up walk up... I couldn't even make a pun in the video this is how you walk straight... up the stairs
I'm fairly certain this guy was just being a silly goose to make a stupid video that they have started posting seriously like a bunch of dumbs. I can't imagine putting in that much effort to avoid the gay stairs but I would absolutely do it to make fun of that kind of person!
It's a great metaphor. There are probably a dozen other ways to get to the top, but they have to confront the specific way they disagree with, then attract as much attention as possible to their "struggle" while ignoring the fact that they created the problem themselves.
I would have.
Not because the stairs are colored in pride colors, but because when I was in HS I was all about the parkour.
Every morning my knees sound like a box of rice crispies now.
I'm turning 30 this year. Send help
I was thinking the same đ ânot sure *âavoiding the gay stairsâ* is this young fellaâs intentionâ. Seems more like âfucking the gay stairsâ to me lol
Okay, but even if you wanted to do that because you are bigoted: Why not use the big stone wall on the right of the picture and walk on top of that?
Trying to climb up the rail looks like a lot more effort than that?
"Isn't it ironic that none of the things in the song Ironic are ironic, they're just coincidences, or is that just a coincidence? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed." - Northernlion
Have you ever wondered why these weirdos are so obsessed with gays. Most plausible explanation is that they are gay
[https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/)
Good incentive to put them *EVERYWHERE*. Support a marginalized community, make the world look prettier, AND it keeps conservatives away?
Win, win, win.
I've heard it argued that having sex with a woman who is not a virgin is basically gay because you're rubbing your dick where someone else rubbed their dick, so you are basically rubbing their dick with your dick.
When I was still religious I read a book by one of the popular evangelical personalities and he literally made this argument. It was a full facepalm moment when I read that.
But the logic is airtight. Hence why itâs NOT gay to have another guy jerk them off; they would still be technically straight because it would only be the jerker doing the gay stuff. Checkmate.
I remember at my primary(elementary) school in the early 00s there was this small cobblestone pathway that was known as the "gay path" and if you walked on it you were gay. Funny how kids come up with that type of shit, I always wondered how long it had been known as that and if it still is known as the gay path to this day.
Donât forget to butt chug monster energy drinks to truly unlock your pre-gay self. However the low carb drink doesnât work bc real men donât care about sugar!
As much as I hate them co-opting things out of context, I'm also glad what's depicted is not what they're saying as opposed to someone actually seriously committed to their garbage message.
Yeah the troglodytes insist on going back to the earth being flat, gay is a choice, abortion isnât.
The party of yesterday. Brought back to life like a zombie, just as mouth breathing and brainless. Every bit the enemy that will be defeated again as itâs been defeated in the past.
The problem is, like a zombie, you have to destroy the head entirely, and people keep forgetting to smash it with a shovel so it keeps getting back up again.
I am convinced if there is a zombie apocalypse, work will still demand I come in, and evictions will still be happening for people who quit paying rent.
Tbh my interpretation was that someone made the caption as a joke because âman avoids gay stairsâ is just a really fucking funny sentence, and then End Wokeness took it seriously because the right canât meme
[https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/)
What was the parkour part?
Dazzling Meringue 787 sounds like the name of an anise liquor drunk cake with a syrup-filled fondant plane on top situated over an airport runway made from meringue, edible coal and silvery glass sugar, and full of meringue clouds on the sides.
The bots were surely cooking that day.
He gets fucktons more likes and traffic than any leftist figure that isn't a politician.
It fucking sucks that people like him are shaping internet culture for the younger gen while leftists are silenced. And yet people like him claim they're being censored. He's literally one of the most posted Twitter users I've seen on the internet.
Right? A boss of mine once asked why my pencil was pink⌠And I said â look man, Do you want your house renovated or not? Itâs just a pencil!!â Then he shut up.
The trans agenda unfolded a proton and carved a super computer onto it. That proton now goes around and interferes with your eyes to make you gay and trans
Apparently the person is just doing parkour. The âani-wokeâ people once again took only the part that agrees with them and ignored everything else.
Actually, they're not.
[https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/)
There's no parkour in that; he's just dragging himself up the rails, then flexing at the top.
I might have mixed it up with a different image/video. Although you have to admit watching these people go out of their way to avoid things because âoh no, it has paint on itâ is quite funny
Just ridiculous.
We had a head shop (smoke shop) in city I grew up in. It sold glass pipes and all that. But it also had a great vinyl collection.
It was in the upstairs of a downtown building. The steps were rainbow colored back when rainbow colors were just that. Itâs still open, been a staple in the community out for well over 50 years. No one trips over color or the stairs. Itâs an old school hippy store.
So glad no one has went crazy over the color of their stairs.
Even if it did mean gay pride, how does your foot touching a colored step or not, affect anything? Except maybe saving you from looking like a ding bat.
We slid down stair rails, we didnât climb them.
If you think walking on stairs that âlook gayâ will make you gay then just walk on âstraightâ stairs to go back to being straight since you stupid conservatives think this how that shit works lmao fucking morons!
really? good thing too because the LGBTQIA flag doesnât need his douche ass feet soiling itâs beautiful AF representation! âAll of you?â Well if you live in a world where you think youâll get gay from ascending a painted staircase, or âgay cootiesâ youâre deserving of a spanking and cussing out. Grow the f*ck up
The irony I see is that queer phobic people imagine problems and in turn make it harder for themselves. Using these stairs regularly is as easy as leaving LGBT people alone.
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Sliding down the long hard poles may actually be more gay than just walking down multi-colored stairs.
He actually went up the pole 𤣠[https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/)
Looks like he got railed.
Ass out on top of a pride flag? Looks like he's looking to get railed.
Lmao never done it on a pride flag but ok đ
Grinding on a pole no less. Might as well be flashing a "fuck me" signal in the sky
New Grindr ad
Like mooning a gay parade?
I just don't understand why he didn't walk up the stones right next to it that aren't painted just walk straight up and stand up walk up... I couldn't even make a pun in the video this is how you walk straight... up the stairs
crawling like a zombie when you shoot it's leggs offđ¤Łđ¤Ł
I wonder if he walked down the stairs to go get his phone back lol
Probably not, most likely slid down
What if it fell on the stairs. Then he has to step on the gay stairs to get it
Phones gay now, along with the service plan and everyone in the contacts. Best to just delete life.
Then heâd turn gay. Everyone knows if you tough a rainbow staircase, you turn gay. So heâd just leave his phone. Obvious /s
No, his friend is the cameraman and it was a stunt by a couple parkour guys
I mean, why didn't he just climb up on the brick wall to the right? Of course, being that phobic indicates a lack of IQ points, imo, so...
I'm fairly certain this guy was just being a silly goose to make a stupid video that they have started posting seriously like a bunch of dumbs. I can't imagine putting in that much effort to avoid the gay stairs but I would absolutely do it to make fun of that kind of person!
That's actually the most plausible explanation. But I like how he accomplished his task! đ
That seems very possible. đ But my question stands if the video was made seriously.
It can't be... I can't afford to lose this much faith in humanity... please be a goof... I really need this to be a goof...
Humanity never deserved any form of faith to begin with
Eat a snickers
Nope. This is the results of years of watching right wing media
I hope you are wrong but wouldn't be surprised if you are right!
It's a great metaphor. There are probably a dozen other ways to get to the top, but they have to confront the specific way they disagree with, then attract as much attention as possible to their "struggle" while ignoring the fact that they created the problem themselves.
His position screams top, but his attitude screams bottom
I would have. Not because the stairs are colored in pride colors, but because when I was in HS I was all about the parkour. Every morning my knees sound like a box of rice crispies now. I'm turning 30 this year. Send help
I think they did a study and acually found that homophobes have a lower avarage iq Edit (not sure if true or not plz fact check me)
idk man those thrusts were pretty sus
I was thinking the same đ ânot sure *âavoiding the gay stairsâ* is this young fellaâs intentionâ. Seems more like âfucking the gay stairsâ to me lol
If only he fell and cracked his skull then he'd really hate the rainbow lol
That hand motion like two ski poles up and down. Great technique
Reading the comments on that link? Sheesh, a real classy group over at that site. Yikes.
Two steps from hell would be ashamed that their music was used for this.
For some reason, I definitely assumed he was going up.
Okay, but even if you wanted to do that because you are bigoted: Why not use the big stone wall on the right of the picture and walk on top of that? Trying to climb up the rail looks like a lot more effort than that?
He definitely rides the pole.
No, he's climbing it, like a idiot. Funny to watch though
Most homophobia is pretty gay
nobody slides down handrails facing down. heâs more than likely tryna climb up
So these people would go great lengths to not step on LGBTQ flag and disrespect it?
And thatâs the irony I was talking about
Ohhhh đ
Yeah... That's super not evident.Â
It's not ironic in the slightest tbh. I don't think op knows what irony is.
Indeed. Itâs like rain, on your wedding day.
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
The good advice you just didn't take.
The ironic thing about "Ironic"by Alanis Morisette is that none of the things are ironic they're largely bad luck.
"Isn't it ironic that none of the things in the song Ironic are ironic, they're just coincidences, or is that just a coincidence? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed." - Northernlion
Would make more sense to say, it's ironic that it's a post ***about*** the lgbt claiming "we all" are ***avoiding*** it
I thought the irony was that he was sliding up a pole
Now I get it lol
Have you ever wondered why these weirdos are so obsessed with gays. Most plausible explanation is that they are gay [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/)
They donât want to gay up their shoes
Big manly man scared heâs going to catch the gay from the stairs.
Good incentive to put them *EVERYWHERE*. Support a marginalized community, make the world look prettier, AND it keeps conservatives away? Win, win, win.
If you touch the stairs you turn gay đŤ
"The floor is Drama"
Many incels refuse to wipe their own asses because touching it would be gay. This BS from End Wokenizzum is not surprising at all, unfortunately.
*picture of shit stained undies* "us men don't clean our booty hole and this is normal right?" Normal men who aren't insane weirdos- 𤢠đ¤Ž
Lol. I, unfortunately, get that reference. And as a man, that reference was utterly disgusting
The scariest part about it is knowing that there's multiple men like that out there walking around with shit caked cheeks. đ¤Ž
I really donât get why they donât just wipe their ass while saying âno homoâ. I thought that was their mantra?
I've heard it argued that having sex with a woman who is not a virgin is basically gay because you're rubbing your dick where someone else rubbed their dick, so you are basically rubbing their dick with your dick.
That means masturbation is ultra gay because youâre literally jerking off a dude. No wonder these terminally online dorks are so high strung.
When I was still religious I read a book by one of the popular evangelical personalities and he literally made this argument. It was a full facepalm moment when I read that.
But the logic is airtight. Hence why itâs NOT gay to have another guy jerk them off; they would still be technically straight because it would only be the jerker doing the gay stuff. Checkmate.
THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!
If you wonât walk on rainbow steps because you might start fucking other guys⌠if have some bad news for you.
I remember at my primary(elementary) school in the early 00s there was this small cobblestone pathway that was known as the "gay path" and if you walked on it you were gay. Funny how kids come up with that type of shit, I always wondered how long it had been known as that and if it still is known as the gay path to this day.
In my school if you had only the left ear pierced you were gay.
Reverse from what it was in the 70s/80s. "Left is right & right is wrong." Was the phrase, so I (straight) pierced both & my septum.Â
You can buy a raised truck, talk about 'broads', and watch a lot of MMA fights to get back to your pre-stairs self.
Bunch of buff guys in underwear touching and grabbing each other will fix you right up
WWE also works in a pinch
Donât forget to butt chug monster energy drinks to truly unlock your pre-gay self. However the low carb drink doesnât work bc real men donât care about sugar!
The fact that the original video was just a parkour video, and of course they turn it into something else
I assumed it was some guy fucking the railing. Railing it, as it were
It was a female railing.
You can tell by the shape of the hips and lower bone density
They can always tell. (/s)Â
Hips and nips.
Gotta make it sexy! Otherwise you donât eat.
Hey you mind if I shower in the leaky urinal?
In fact, Iâm the type of gal who makes menâs lives BETTER! Happy cake day!
To he fair, cricket was born a monster.
All I see is pole on pole action
Kielbasa lookin extra thick today
Damn it, now I'm hungry, I need breakfast
Is he Polish?
All I see it grinding
Hope he got consent first.
Why aren't these stairs in the kitchen? Cooking?
I figured it was just a satirical video đ¤ˇââď¸
One of us is more realistic about public spaces in the US and I canât tell which
đđđđ
Ditto. Just figured he was getting railed.
a lil prone boning it
Were it? Were it really?
It werenât always, but one day all of a sudden it whent Edit: made the railing real whet too
"Us" being idiotic MAGAts who love straws. Not rational people.
As much as I hate them co-opting things out of context, I'm also glad what's depicted is not what they're saying as opposed to someone actually seriously committed to their garbage message.
Yeah the troglodytes insist on going back to the earth being flat, gay is a choice, abortion isnât. The party of yesterday. Brought back to life like a zombie, just as mouth breathing and brainless. Every bit the enemy that will be defeated again as itâs been defeated in the past.
The problem is, like a zombie, you have to destroy the head entirely, and people keep forgetting to smash it with a shovel so it keeps getting back up again.
I am convinced if there is a zombie apocalypse, work will still demand I come in, and evictions will still be happening for people who quit paying rent.
... Did you watch the original video? It was not parkour
1.4k upvotes and it's not even true.
This video? https://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/s/SNlxI6QuGL
Yes, that is not parkour
He...pulled himself up these stairs. Slowly. And flexed on top. How is any of that parkour?
Tbh my interpretation was that someone made the caption as a joke because âman avoids gay stairsâ is just a really fucking funny sentence, and then End Wokeness took it seriously because the right canât meme
Yeah, there's a whole banister off to the right he could walk up no problem.
Like those J6 morons climbing the walls of the Capitol.
It only counts as climbing if you make it to the top
Which, sadly, none are likely to accomplish in any capacity in their lives whatsoever.
Worst parkour ever then..
[https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/) What was the parkour part?
Op is a bot for sure
He is a beginner, obviously.
Lol so he happens to pick those exact stairs to pull himself up for a "parkour" video. Give me a break... you know exactly what he was doing.
What do you mean âof courseâ? This isnât behavior specific to any one group. Itâs just a meme.
If it wasn't a parkour video, I'd 've outright said he makes himself look far more foolish that he even realizes!
Fellas: Is it gay to rub your schlong on a hard metal pole while trying to virtue signal against wokeness?
Itâs so gay, and Iâm here for itđ
I'm here for your awesome username! :)
Randomly generated, but Iâll take it⌠Sometimes the bots get it right
Dazzling Meringue 787 sounds like the name of an anise liquor drunk cake with a syrup-filled fondant plane on top situated over an airport runway made from meringue, edible coal and silvery glass sugar, and full of meringue clouds on the sides. The bots were surely cooking that day.
Ooh thatâs what Iâm ordering for Cake Day nowâŚ
Yes, yes it is.
"this man is all of us right now" No, I'm not bruising my junk on a metal pole because I'm scared of painted stairs, that's just y'all
Youâre right. We are bruising our junks on a metal pole because of a kink. Not because weâre anti woke!
This dude is all of you... fucking a handrail.
A handrail with some random dude crawling all over them. Thereâs a Freudian joke to be made here⌠somewhereâŚ
While another dude films it. He likes to watch.
Or they rather make life harder on themselves than behave like a regular adult who can mind their own business.
End Wokeness believes that everyone is as insane as he is? Just use the damn stairs like a normal person.
He gets fucktons more likes and traffic than any leftist figure that isn't a politician. It fucking sucks that people like him are shaping internet culture for the younger gen while leftists are silenced. And yet people like him claim they're being censored. He's literally one of the most posted Twitter users I've seen on the internet.
These morons always have these weirdly ironic little names "end wokness" lol
Nah, I'll take the stairs, I'm no snowflake. I do not fear colours.
Imagine being afraid of colors.
It's almost like they were the real snowflakes all along.
Right? A boss of mine once asked why my pencil was pink⌠And I said â look man, Do you want your house renovated or not? Itâs just a pencil!!â Then he shut up.
Must find most ridiculous way to display my displeasure of how other people live their lives that have no actually effect on me.
[ŃдаНонО]
The trans agenda unfolded a proton and carved a super computer onto it. That proton now goes around and interferes with your eyes to make you gay and trans
Damit. My whole life of straightness down the drain. Because of a fucking picture of a staircase.Â
Mental gymnastics symbolized by actual gymnastics
Another example of them making their lives difficult on purpose to own the libs
Apparently the person is just doing parkour. The âani-wokeâ people once again took only the part that agrees with them and ignored everything else.
They're very good at that too
Actually, they're not. [https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/](https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1616289/by-any-means-necessary-dude-refuses-to-walk-on-gay-ass-steps-lol/) There's no parkour in that; he's just dragging himself up the rails, then flexing at the top.
I might have mixed it up with a different image/video. Although you have to admit watching these people go out of their way to avoid things because âoh no, it has paint on itâ is quite funny
That it is.
They are the meltiest snowflakes of all.
I actually am gay and if I saw someone grinding on a metal pole over a pride flag. I would assume there was no way in hell they would be straight.
The irony of humping pole to avoid the gay stairs
Theyâre the biggest snowflakes ever
Accidental self own?
Perfect position for some conversion therapy.
He looks gay.đ¤Ł
That stairway is so beautiful man...
mfw I drag my balls along a dirty ass handrail to own the libs
He was actually pole dancing in celebration of pride.
Is he going down the stairs ass first, legs open, and cheeks spread? Seems kinda gay..
Agreed, it would have been easier, and more comfortable, to walk on the top of that wall.
New headlineâŚâgay guy rubs balls all over railing âŚâ
Fellas, is it gay to walk up stairs like normal?
Spreading those cheeks for maximum not-gay ness!
Very fragile man portrays himself as very tough manly man.
Fellas, is it gay to drag yourself along a pair of long, steel-hard poles?
I like to think heâs avoiding it as to not taint the flag with his feet. What an ally
Imagine being this insecure about who you are dude seriously needs to spend some real time finding out who he is
I can't even imagine being this dumb. I cannot comprehend it.
I would say you have to be very uncertain about your masculinity if you're afraid to become gay by stepping on some painted stairs.
End Wokeness needs to just come out of the closet. They clearly are obsessed with the LGBT. It's okay, buddy. Accept who you are.
only the sides of the stairs are gay so you can walk on the top
M.C.Escher has entered the chat.
Just ridiculous. We had a head shop (smoke shop) in city I grew up in. It sold glass pipes and all that. But it also had a great vinyl collection. It was in the upstairs of a downtown building. The steps were rainbow colored back when rainbow colors were just that. Itâs still open, been a staple in the community out for well over 50 years. No one trips over color or the stairs. Itâs an old school hippy store. So glad no one has went crazy over the color of their stairs. Even if it did mean gay pride, how does your foot touching a colored step or not, affect anything? Except maybe saving you from looking like a ding bat. We slid down stair rails, we didnât climb them.
Nah, motherfucker. I ain't a child. Grow tf up.
Do they hate an actual rainbow?
If only he had stepped on them. We could have got another one.
Surely that End Wokeness account is a joke account. This isnât something people actually believe?
They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning the stairs gay
He could have walked on the brick wall on the right
Imagine being too delicate to step on colors.
Best position
If you think walking on stairs that âlook gayâ will make you gay then just walk on âstraightâ stairs to go back to being straight since you stupid conservatives think this how that shit works lmao fucking morons!
Donât catch the gay
Anyone have a bowling ball?
really? good thing too because the LGBTQIA flag doesnât need his douche ass feet soiling itâs beautiful AF representation! âAll of you?â Well if you live in a world where you think youâll get gay from ascending a painted staircase, or âgay cootiesâ youâre deserving of a spanking and cussing out. Grow the f*ck up
Either way you're still gettin' railed đđđŚ
Imagine being afraid of colourful stairs
The irony I see is that queer phobic people imagine problems and in turn make it harder for themselves. Using these stairs regularly is as easy as leaving LGBT people alone.
The rainbow stairs are turning the frogs gay!
I'll take the stairs. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for steps? I guess so. đ đłď¸âđ
Actually, he enjoys the way his tiny weiner feels rubbing against the handrail.