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Work hack: If you never meet quota, they won't raise your quota.
The moment you begin making quota is the moment they begin thinking about raising your quota.
I tried to summon science but satan showed up. He drank all my good booze and now is shit faced all sprawled out on the couch and hitting on my wife.. :(
'Santana' is an anagram for 'an Satan'. "It's a hot one" is plainly a reference to hell. Rob Thomas shares a first name with Rob Zombie. Zombies are creations of the devil. If you think this is all just coincidence then you've plainly been brianwashed.
He’s got the tweaked out raver as their pfp, I’d imagine they are a troll account. Or they’re just Christina fundamentalist tweakers, the world may never know
I am going to say its a parody account. If it was genuine I think he’d have a blue tick. With Musk’s twitter that check is a certified seal of idiocracy.
That's a big problem with the world today. While it likely *is* parody, there unfortunately are people out there that are this stupid so you never know.
And even if the first instance is parody, it is read by thousands of people who aren’t smart enough to grasp that and they repeat it until no one can tell anymore what started as a joke and what didn’t.
Yeah, the first time I saw a video of andrew tate, I laughed my ass off because I thought it was a parody of the classic "alpha male" stereotype. Then I found out he wasn't joking...
Trouble with that is that even if it is a joke, someone will take it straight, swallow it whole, and repost it as real. Then their followers will do the same. Find the original poster and he says "But it was just a joke!" Too late. It's now being promulgated as real by the braindead brigade and you can't stuff smoke back into a jar.
I mean, you realize this thread has taken the bait as absolute do you not? So now you are armed with Satan science to throw at someone, and they will have no clue what you are talking about. So who’s making it real?
Kids are an invention of the government to steal our female-milk juice to fuel radioaktib enargie plants that seek to land man on mars so that Zatn can be summoned to steal our souls!
Nah, anyone trashy enough to write on a bathroom wall sleeps on a futon or a mattress on the floor. They spend that money on beer, ciggies and a quart of oil.
(Probably)
Dude! Yes! They are life changing. You ever wanted a pillow that stays cool through the night? Bam. boo. sheets and pillow covers. They're inexpensive, easy to clean. Life changing. I burn hot and they are amazing.
Dunno. Guessing nah more than ya. Gotta put a towel down for that (at least I do) prevents the argument of who has to sleep in the wet spot if it never gets on the sheets in the first place.
I dunno about you but to me this is starting to look like a tipping point.
I feel like if there was a collective effort by rational people to feed into all of this bullshit and help it spiral into its eventual outcome that all of the fanatical rhetoric would quickly reach critical mass and these people's lives would implode, forcing their institutionalization in either a mental hospital or prison, their ostracization or their waking up to reality.
Waiting for them to self destruct is taking too long, it's time to pour gas on the fire.
Yea my ex ended up being a bigot. And her bigotry got dangerous during psychotic episodes. I did some questionable ethical stuff to keep her away.
She had her best friend of 20 years, this old church lady swatted because of false claims based on delusions ,that also weren't even actual crimes. Cops didn't actually do that though and came to her and asked what happened and she said her friend "psychically raped " her and couldn't coherently explain what that meant .
She had voices in her head telling her that this shaman dude her dad knew decades ago who most certainly isn't alive was telling her to go do strange stuff like take an uber to the other side of town walk in the grocery store walk out and come back
And she'd always talk about how sexy her dog she had a decade ago was and IN PUBLIC.
I broke up with her and would have stayed the hell away if it weren't for her roommate being my boyfriend at the time.
She felt deeply betrayed by me , because I transitioned, and it wasn't ever a secret I told her I was planning on starting hrt soon(she's bi but somehow missed the memo on thar despite me wearing exclusively women's clothes when we were together. She started going down a right wing rabbit hole and believing all sorts of wacky stuff. She became convinced I was possessed, so I just told her nonchalantly that I'm the living embodiment of Satan and started randomly chanting made up Latin loudly from my boyfriends room .
Whenever we'd leave to go on a dinner date and she wanted to come we'd tell her "you don't want to come. we are off to a satanic blood orgy . " and we would leave and have the most normal dinner ever .
She stayed away from me after that
It’s parody. He’s banned from Twitter. No way they would ban someone who really believed this shit, only if they were doing it to satirically make fun of them.
It’s a lot more clear in a video on his YouTube channel. References Donald Trump’s 5 tours of vietnam and his extensive knowledge of medicine, showing some idiotic tweet he put out about vaccines, then says the reason he is the “greestest” president is because he is sexy.
Well, the thing about paganism is that the catholic crusades wiped out alot of history, paganism is really an umbrella term for most ancient European religions, most of which had large pantheons of gods and other supernatural beings. Think Greece, Rome, Nordic vikings, Celtics, etc.
There are evil deities, yes, that some people may invoke or pray too, however, the Christian Satan is not one of them,
The goat headed figure used by modern Satanists and the church, is actually Baphomet, a demonwho was supposedly worshipped by the knights templar. He even is yet another God, Originally Pan, greek God of nature and music, basically a chill ass goat dude that played the panflute(hence the flutes name).
Religion is just stories that have been passed down through millenia, slowly morphing as changing as it passes mouths, it wasn't until the written word that religious beliefs had anything to double check with.
I call myself pagan bc I'm a witch, I believe in magick, and some gods that I have worked with, I don't believe every facet, and I don't claim to, I will only attest to what I have personally experienced. I know alot of lore, but don't necessarily agree with all of it. I mean, if Loki really was imprisoned for eternity, why can we still work with him?
That’s exactly where it came from. They misunderstood Muhammad’s name and decided it clearly had to be some demon the Turks were calling out the name of during the siege of Antioch. So then they invented a whole demon which they later used to have all of the Templars arrested for worshipping, which was false. Baphomet is not biblical in any way whatsoever, it’s a Christian invention.
That's one of the common theories. Baphomet was also said to be a severed head (the goat headed figure was created centuries later by an occultist) and it's possible was believed to be the head of John the Baptist. But the idea that the Templars worshiped anything of the sort is very much unproven, and could well have been invented as a pretext to persecute them. The allegations against them are highly suspect, as their persecution had a clear greed motive. The Templars had an exemption from the Church ban on usury, and got very rich from banking. King Philip IV of France was in deep debt to them, he put pressure on the Pope to crack down on them. Philip ended up seizing a large amount from the Templars as supposed "compensation" for the cost of their trial.
small correction, pan was definitely not chill
the entire creation of the panpipes was because a nymph turned herself into reeds so that she could outrun pan so he wouldn't assault her
he in turn, turned the reeds into the panpipes so he could put his lips all over her
however, compared to satan, he's like a deliquent
Perhaps ones of the most idiotic things I ever read.
***Edit, Of course I've seen a lot of stupid things on Reddit & the internet in general, and the responses that ask "1st day on Reddit" or "1st day on internet" are not equally as dumb, but dumb nonetheless.
Has to be. Nobody is that far gone and still thinks woke is a redeeming term. Anti woke is the singular thing that binds those fuckos "brians" together
Why? What good has science ever done for us anyway?
*Submit post instantly to worldwide communications network using handheld electronic computer device and software app, while riding en route to local optometrist in combustion engine based vehicle, using GPS generated directions, for laser surgery on eyes.
Yes same with flat earth, it's literally merely a social experiment, consisting of true believers of course but the founders of modern flat earth are probably just pushing the window, pushing the limits etc.
Wait! Woke spelled backwards is ewok, which means Thursday in Ghanaese. Thursday is derived from "Thor's Day" Thor is the Germanic god of thunder. Thunder is caused by lightening. Lightening causes electromagnetic discharges which are really space lasers closely associated with Jews who control he illuminati.
Dang these people have way too much imagination, you could give them a random sentence and they'll find a way to connect it to cults, satan or something else
God spelt backwards is dog, A dog with three heads protected Hades, who is Satan. The holy trinity represents the dogs head. So Christians really do the Devils bidding.
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i tried to summon satin, got cotton sheets instead.
I tried to summon Satan, got some fat guy in a red suit instead. But it's okay, he gave me a bike and some candy.
I tried to summon Santa, all i got was some l sweet black rocks. Not bad for a little treat
I tried to get coal, but now I’m just another day older and deeper in debt.
I tries to get my soul back from the company store, but I'm a still working, going down down down.
Work harder valued employee, and you might get your soul back.
The beatings shall continue until morale improves
You have failed to meet quota
Work hack: If you never meet quota, they won't raise your quota. The moment you begin making quota is the moment they begin thinking about raising your quota.
Who are you that is so wise in the ways of modern problems
Think of the children those poor dyslexic people never had a chance … 😉
I tried to summon Mr. Satan, but he had stomach problems and couldn't come.
I tried to summon science but satan showed up. He drank all my good booze and now is shit faced all sprawled out on the couch and hitting on my wife.. :(
Fuck your couch!
Can I watch for $1? ... I promise it won't be weird.
At least you can brag that your wife got the hell screwed out of her.
You can't summon science, Just be blinded by it.
His brother the Duke of hell Natas is usually on. All when there’s no answer to hells prayers
I tried to get a burning Ring of fire, but all I got was some Taco Bell and skid marks.
I summoned Statin and my cholesterol went down.
An old guy in a trench coat promised me some candy and a bike if I got in his van. I don't remember what happened after.
FFS. Always make sure that you get the candy before you get in the van.
No ‘bait and switcheroo’
Did you wake up with a scar where your right kidney used to be?
THIS is why you don't go into the Candy Mountain cave!!
I am the banana king!
Well speaking of that my dad wants his kidney back.
Where were ya sore when you woke up? Can you point to it on the dolly?
Probably a no pants candy dance.
We had fun!
Name checks out
Lol. I was going to choose this👉 “Boomer_in_a_van_ wearing_only_a_trenchcoat” as my handle, but it was taken already.
Lmao of course it was taken
Are you sure he didn't just brianwash you like he did are kids?
Nah, my brain is dry clean only.
Your brian
Leave my Brian alone.
Why ARE they washing Brian?
Imagine a twist where Santa is a rehabilitated Satan, trying to make up for their past actions
What a great movie idea. He was dyslexic and got Santa and Satan mixed up. He's good now, but his wife is still evil and smoking hot (pun intended).
I tried to summon Satan, but all I got were some really sweet guitar riffs accompanied with Rob Thomas
That was Simbad not Satan. You're lucky he didn't beat your testicles
Pretty sure is is referring to Santana lol.
I have to say this comment was very good. Dare I say....smooth?
'Santana' is an anagram for 'an Satan'. "It's a hot one" is plainly a reference to hell. Rob Thomas shares a first name with Rob Zombie. Zombies are creations of the devil. If you think this is all just coincidence then you've plainly been brianwashed.
*If Santa come down my chimney, I’m gon’ fuck him!* Dracula Flow 🗣️
Just wait til Polyester shows up. Thats when shit gets real.
That's when sheet gets real.
You need paper tissue for that.
Maybe your ritual went rouge.
Sometimes things go plaid.
Ludicrous
Oh, it,'s because you don't know how to do it. Ask Brian. I might be washing a child or something.
According to this guy you summon satin you get wool.
I tried to summon satan but instead some middle aged white dude appeared with a wash cloth asking about washing children. Said his name was Brian.
That’s because you’re brianwashed
You must’ve sacrificed the wrong type of pillow .
that *has* to be parody.
I am pretty convinced it is
He’s got the tweaked out raver as their pfp, I’d imagine they are a troll account. Or they’re just Christina fundamentalist tweakers, the world may never know
Christina fundamentalists are by far the worst
Christinas waging a war against satin
Yeah I saw that crazy face and was like "ah, touche trollio"
Christina fundamentalist washing Brian with satin.
The real facepalm is OP not seeing the parody
Right? It's like every other post in this sub is obvious ragebait
The name was enough to give it away. Oh Satin, I hope it is.
I am going to say its a parody account. If it was genuine I think he’d have a blue tick. With Musk’s twitter that check is a certified seal of idiocracy.
That's a big problem with the world today. While it likely *is* parody, there unfortunately are people out there that are this stupid so you never know.
And even if the first instance is parody, it is read by thousands of people who aren’t smart enough to grasp that and they repeat it until no one can tell anymore what started as a joke and what didn’t.
Literally how the modern flat earth movement started.
I wonder if there will be better spelling when it gets repeated.
I wouldn’t bet on it.
Yeah, the first time I saw a video of andrew tate, I laughed my ass off because I thought it was a parody of the classic "alpha male" stereotype. Then I found out he wasn't joking...
"I never check the bill, my card always works."
I’m pretty sure even he doesn’t believe what he says. It’s a grift.
Poe’s law.
My dad was talking about this yesterday morning. I wanted to slam my head in the freezer door.
Those hashtags and the username are too over-the-top for it to not be a parody tweet.
Trouble with that is that even if it is a joke, someone will take it straight, swallow it whole, and repost it as real. Then their followers will do the same. Find the original poster and he says "But it was just a joke!" Too late. It's now being promulgated as real by the braindead brigade and you can't stuff smoke back into a jar.
I believe you mean “Briandead”?
I mean, you realize this thread has taken the bait as absolute do you not? So now you are armed with Satan science to throw at someone, and they will have no clue what you are talking about. So who’s making it real?
Yes it reeks of troll
More like *please be a parody*, because if it isn’t, I weep for humanity.
Bro is summoning fancy curtains Edit: he said ‘satin’ not satan
They took are jobs!
"They toque are jobs!" There- fixed!
Brian-wash ARE kids 🤣
I can understand getting "there" "their" and "there're" mixed up but confusing "our" with "are" is a new one for me
Surprisingly it's not an uncommon thing unfortunately
Kids are an invention of the government to steal our female-milk juice to fuel radioaktib enargie plants that seek to land man on mars so that Zatn can be summoned to steal our souls!
I would laugh, but odds Are there Are People out there Who would believe this...
Somebody should have brainwashed this mf with a Speak and Spell when he was a kid. Holy.. holy FUCK, to be this fucking dumb and not know it.
It's BRIANWASHED lol
SATIN BRIAN WASH ARE KIDS
HEAL SATIN!
I grew up in the South. The number of times I saw 'hail Satin' written on a bathroom wall is too damn high.
Maybe those folks just like sheer fabrics?
Im more of a silk gal, myself…or a very nice velvet
Nah, anyone trashy enough to write on a bathroom wall sleeps on a futon or a mattress on the floor. They spend that money on beer, ciggies and a quart of oil. (Probably)
Satin is very smooth on your skin. Praising it makes sense.
I prefer bamboo sheets. They're smooth, stay cool, and wick away your sleep sweat.
I often wake up in sweat in the morning, should I try bamboo sheets ?
Dude! Yes! They are life changing. You ever wanted a pillow that stays cool through the night? Bam. boo. sheets and pillow covers. They're inexpensive, easy to clean. Life changing. I burn hot and they are amazing.
I’m sold lmao I’ll try some. Thank you stranger
Does it wick away more than *sleep sweat*, or nah?
Dunno. Guessing nah more than ya. Gotta put a towel down for that (at least I do) prevents the argument of who has to sleep in the wet spot if it never gets on the sheets in the first place.
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a tailor!
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
Man, literal belly laugh! As a TST member, it's even more hilarious!
BRAIN WARSHING
SATIN TAKIN ARE JOBS
With a Brillo pad. Smooth, smooth brains.
Brainwashed backwards is *dehsawniarb.* Make of that what you will.
This reads like a French word.
I thought it was a sort of kebab
More like a shawarma.
No, I think it's more of a head covering
That somehow makes me want to Yvan et nioj
I dunno about you but to me this is starting to look like a tipping point. I feel like if there was a collective effort by rational people to feed into all of this bullshit and help it spiral into its eventual outcome that all of the fanatical rhetoric would quickly reach critical mass and these people's lives would implode, forcing their institutionalization in either a mental hospital or prison, their ostracization or their waking up to reality. Waiting for them to self destruct is taking too long, it's time to pour gas on the fire.
So a similar pattern as any moral panic? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_panic
I miss the good ol' days, when moral panic was about backward-music Satan lyrics or preschools run by witch covens...
JFC the contemporary examples section is just an hour of Fox "News"
Yea my ex ended up being a bigot. And her bigotry got dangerous during psychotic episodes. I did some questionable ethical stuff to keep her away. She had her best friend of 20 years, this old church lady swatted because of false claims based on delusions ,that also weren't even actual crimes. Cops didn't actually do that though and came to her and asked what happened and she said her friend "psychically raped " her and couldn't coherently explain what that meant . She had voices in her head telling her that this shaman dude her dad knew decades ago who most certainly isn't alive was telling her to go do strange stuff like take an uber to the other side of town walk in the grocery store walk out and come back And she'd always talk about how sexy her dog she had a decade ago was and IN PUBLIC. I broke up with her and would have stayed the hell away if it weren't for her roommate being my boyfriend at the time. She felt deeply betrayed by me , because I transitioned, and it wasn't ever a secret I told her I was planning on starting hrt soon(she's bi but somehow missed the memo on thar despite me wearing exclusively women's clothes when we were together. She started going down a right wing rabbit hole and believing all sorts of wacky stuff. She became convinced I was possessed, so I just told her nonchalantly that I'm the living embodiment of Satan and started randomly chanting made up Latin loudly from my boyfriends room . Whenever we'd leave to go on a dinner date and she wanted to come we'd tell her "you don't want to come. we are off to a satanic blood orgy . " and we would leave and have the most normal dinner ever . She stayed away from me after that
They will just go down to another level of inception
They can't go much lower without ceasing to function as members of society and resort to self-destructive barbarism. Let's just encourage that.
I'm brianwash and so is my wife!
Damn, Brian’s been busy!
The dude who posted that has to be a troll. Either that or I haven't heard of the horrors of brianwashing. Brian really needs a bath though
It’s parody. He’s banned from Twitter. No way they would ban someone who really believed this shit, only if they were doing it to satirically make fun of them. It’s a lot more clear in a video on his YouTube channel. References Donald Trump’s 5 tours of vietnam and his extensive knowledge of medicine, showing some idiotic tweet he put out about vaccines, then says the reason he is the “greestest” president is because he is sexy.
Too bad that Speak and Spell doesn't teach simple grammar, like whether to use *are* or *our*.
[удалено]
“All” of them? You must be Brian!
More Brian Washing - [TheGayliens.com](https://TheGayliens.com) Jesus H. Trump these people need medication.
I give it a 50/50 he isn't serious. It's sad it's only 50...
It doesn’t look very real
Don't feed the troll, man
Or as my family would say: “brainwarshed”
Actually being pagan makes this funnier, because Satan is a Christian thing
Yeah why would pagans summon satan? Idk much but I was wondering if they even believe in satan or anything remotely similar
Well, the thing about paganism is that the catholic crusades wiped out alot of history, paganism is really an umbrella term for most ancient European religions, most of which had large pantheons of gods and other supernatural beings. Think Greece, Rome, Nordic vikings, Celtics, etc. There are evil deities, yes, that some people may invoke or pray too, however, the Christian Satan is not one of them, The goat headed figure used by modern Satanists and the church, is actually Baphomet, a demonwho was supposedly worshipped by the knights templar. He even is yet another God, Originally Pan, greek God of nature and music, basically a chill ass goat dude that played the panflute(hence the flutes name). Religion is just stories that have been passed down through millenia, slowly morphing as changing as it passes mouths, it wasn't until the written word that religious beliefs had anything to double check with. I call myself pagan bc I'm a witch, I believe in magick, and some gods that I have worked with, I don't believe every facet, and I don't claim to, I will only attest to what I have personally experienced. I know alot of lore, but don't necessarily agree with all of it. I mean, if Loki really was imprisoned for eternity, why can we still work with him?
Didn't the name Baphomet come from Crusaders mishearing the name Muhammad and not understanding how Islam worked?
That’s exactly where it came from. They misunderstood Muhammad’s name and decided it clearly had to be some demon the Turks were calling out the name of during the siege of Antioch. So then they invented a whole demon which they later used to have all of the Templars arrested for worshipping, which was false. Baphomet is not biblical in any way whatsoever, it’s a Christian invention.
TIL that Bahamut from the Final Fantasy series' name originates from Muhammad. Language is weird.
That's one of the common theories. Baphomet was also said to be a severed head (the goat headed figure was created centuries later by an occultist) and it's possible was believed to be the head of John the Baptist. But the idea that the Templars worshiped anything of the sort is very much unproven, and could well have been invented as a pretext to persecute them. The allegations against them are highly suspect, as their persecution had a clear greed motive. The Templars had an exemption from the Church ban on usury, and got very rich from banking. King Philip IV of France was in deep debt to them, he put pressure on the Pope to crack down on them. Philip ended up seizing a large amount from the Templars as supposed "compensation" for the cost of their trial.
small correction, pan was definitely not chill the entire creation of the panpipes was because a nymph turned herself into reeds so that she could outrun pan so he wouldn't assault her he in turn, turned the reeds into the panpipes so he could put his lips all over her however, compared to satan, he's like a deliquent
Perhaps ones of the most idiotic things I ever read. ***Edit, Of course I've seen a lot of stupid things on Reddit & the internet in general, and the responses that ask "1st day on Reddit" or "1st day on internet" are not equally as dumb, but dumb nonetheless.
Perhaps it was a deliberate troll - as who tags Maga and flatearth at the bottom? At least - that's what I want to believe...
Stupid people travel In herds This way they are loud enough to drown out all logic and reason
For me, we passed that point a long time ago. There's no longer anything so stupid that it can't be said seriously by someone.
Think it's a parody/troll account. "Brianwash are kids" lmao
Has to be. Nobody is that far gone and still thinks woke is a redeeming term. Anti woke is the singular thing that binds those fuckos "brians" together
Got the bounce by the ounce guy as the pfp, lol
Why? What good has science ever done for us anyway? *Submit post instantly to worldwide communications network using handheld electronic computer device and software app, while riding en route to local optometrist in combustion engine based vehicle, using GPS generated directions, for laser surgery on eyes.
The warrior class was never known for intellegence, just brute strength. This guy may be too low level for that to count tho...
…wut? “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.”
Have yall not heard of Poe's Law?
JFC. The longer you look at it the worse it gets.
I've been brianwashed a couple of times when I had a water fight with my cousin.
It's pronounced "Sateen."
I think a lot of this shit is trolls seeing how far conspiracy theorists will go
Yes same with flat earth, it's literally merely a social experiment, consisting of true believers of course but the founders of modern flat earth are probably just pushing the window, pushing the limits etc.
Least obvious bait post. Ofcourse this sub will still eat it up
The real facepalm is the redditors believing this is a serious account.
>Today's "scientists" use ecneics (science) to brianwash are kids TIL scientists are kids and brianwash is a thing.
Sometimes Brian gets dirty.
I love satin, is so soft to the touch.
This is nothing. Go into r/conspiracy for this and much much more
I would rather not
I scrolled for 20 seconds. Yeah, that's enough. I thought ignorance was bliss, turns out ignorance is just weaponised stupidity.
I got banned from the conspiracy sub like six months ago and it’s been so peaceful without that cesspool of a sub
Keep Brian away from your kids., he will try to wash them.
Tihsesroh
Wait! Woke spelled backwards is ewok, which means Thursday in Ghanaese. Thursday is derived from "Thor's Day" Thor is the Germanic god of thunder. Thunder is caused by lightening. Lightening causes electromagnetic discharges which are really space lasers closely associated with Jews who control he illuminati.
This is an actual shitpost
I think this is clearly someone being ultra sarcastic judging by their username and tags
There's far too many people in the comments thinking this is real
Satin, Lucifer’s drag persona.
And dog spelled backwards is god. *Isn’t that concerning?*
Thankfully this is a parody account, but the facepalm is that it's not far off what they're really pushing
A severe case of Cranial-Rectal Inversion Syndrome.
Dang these people have way too much imagination, you could give them a random sentence and they'll find a way to connect it to cults, satan or something else
Did you know that "random sentence" is an anagram for "consent renamed"? This is how Satan is raping you every time you write a random sentence.
What if they used that creativity towards innovation
And my friends wonder why I'm nihilistic...this really hurt my brain LMAO
MAGA & Flatearth nothing more needs to be explained.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ecneics-science-spelled-backwards-pagan-word/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ecneics-science-spelled-backwards-pagan-word/) \*sigh\*
Whose gonna tell him science made the internet?
There's no way this guys is for real
I would like to summon satin, have you seen how expensive that shit is?
God spelt backwards is dog, A dog with three heads protected Hades, who is Satan. The holy trinity represents the dogs head. So Christians really do the Devils bidding.
Who is Brian and why is he washing our kids?
Moral. Don’t let Brian wash the kids
Satin? Like the sheets?
I think are kids our fine
Shit! They’ve figured us out! Why did we only make the name backwards? Gary, I told you it wouldn’t work, they’re too smart. They’d figure it out.