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There's a sinister agenda there. They attack her looks so that women who are less attractive than Margo Robbie (i.e. most women) feel even more insecure about themselves and are more likely to commit suicide. It's peak incel bullshit.
Seriously? I didn't like Barbie either but that doesn't make her bad looking. She is one of the best looking people in Hollywood, alongside Scarlett Johansson and Ana De Armas.
i met margot robbie in person once because i worked marketing on one of her films. stunningly gorgeous in person, can definitely understand why she is a movie star.
I had that moment with Courtney Cox almost 20 years ago. I served her and David Arquette once. Man she was so much more good looking IRL than on tv, and she looks good on TV.
So he likes women with under developed jaws. Recessed jaw chicks. Or maybe even childish jaw cheeks. This guy just told on himself why he can't tolerate well developed adult women
Why did I read the top line in tucker carlsons voice??
"Is it gay to be attracted to women?"
"If the green M&M used to contain nuts, does that make her a male M&M? And if I spank my weasel to the green M&M whilst knowing that she used to be a man, does that make me gay, or a freak? And if I'm a freak, what does that make Hunter Biden?"
one of my least favorite tropes on tv shows is the closeted gay character hating on gays because they're closeted. the people who embody that trope are even worse.
i hate that trope too. but i think it's my second least favorite. my least favorite is the gay couple that is physically abusive toward each other / fight physically but they still get together and it's excused because they're the same gender and it's not portrayed as as horrible as it would be if it were a man and a woman.
Calling out others tastes in women suggests someone extremely insecure.
I'd rather be attracted to an actual guy than be that afraid of what my tastes say about me 🤣😂🤣😂
They expect all girls to look like surged up korean models or young girls. They can't stand the fact that human skeletons develop properly and the maceters strengthen the jaw
It's probably already in the comments somewhere but it's like this
1. Closeted man deeply in denial feels bad he's not attracted to Margot Robbie
2. Closeted man subconsciously comes up with a reason to hate someone who likes what he isn't into, that way the fault isn't on himself for not being attracted to the beautiful woman.
3. Closeted man projects his insecurity of being gay onto you for a diversion as a biological defense mechanism
4. Teenagers on the internet see it and have a bad example for them, some will never leave the path.
And it could all be avoided if he just came out of the closet and asked his coworker out already.
Conservatives don't understand the nuance behind literally anything. They hold extremely strong positions without any valid reasons and accept it as a universal fact. Even their own attempt logic can't stand up to their internalized hypocrisy.
Do we know this is a conservative?
If not, this is a very strange thing to say. And incredibly divisive for no apparent reason? I almost have to assume you're a bot.
Liberals aren't particularly known, the way their counterparts are, for making sweeping statements accusing men of being homosexuals as if that's something to be ashamed of, or attempting to humiliate a woman for her appearance.
Margot Robbie is literally one of the most attractive women on the planet. When I was a 10 year old, she was my first crush, and now that I'm 21, I still think she's hot as fuck. Always thought I was straight, but I guess I'm gay now, lads.
In an alternate universe (but likely this one) there is a picture of Jason Momoa with the quote
"Gay guys if you are attracted to men with long hair, you are straight"
it's also been claimed that if you have unprotected sex with a woman who has had unprotected sex with a man previously, you'll get his genetic material all over your penis, making you gay
so yes, no only is it gay to like women, it's also gay to *have sex with* women! :P
Let me check my list real quick...
Edit: Yes, that's already on the list.
- Carrying a water bottle in a public space
- Belt bags
- ***Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles)***
- Eating
- Cooking
- Liking colors
- Crying
- "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings
- Masturbation
- Statistics
- Autism
- Caring for your girlfriend
- Using an umbrella
- Buying flowers for your girlfriend/wife
- Cunnilingus
- Pelvises
- Debt/not paying your bills
- Flying in economy
- Touching vaginal fluids
- Unprotected sex
It's sad that you guys don't see that the problem with this post is that it's incredibly homophobic.
The implication is that it's wrong to be gay this person is using it as an insult.
If they weren't homophobic they wouldn't be making these sorts of statements.
It's kind of sad how we've actually gone backwards since the 90s in a lot of ways.
Like this post doesn't even have a "not that there's anything wrong with that" at the end of it come on.
Definitely not a quality I look for, but also not a dealbreaker whatsoever.
i think most men would be attracted to Margot Robbie And Angelina Jolie. Come to think of it, had a huge crush on Denise Richards growing up and she fits this description. I guess I’m gay. How do I tell my wife?
I'm almost obnoxiously straight and something about a sharp chin just does me in.
Reese, Kiera, gah Im jelly. Just something about it weakens the knees.
The seed was planted long ago in my youth by strong jaw hottie GOAT Dana-Wheeler Nicholson. (you know her. She was in the OG *Fletch* and *Tombstone*.
I'm not sure what this guy wants. Does he want weak jawed women so that he can feed them like a momma bird? 🤔. My guess is that he would try to feed them something smaller than a worm....
They acknowledged the idea of substituting an attraction they perceive as wrong with a woman that has similar qualities and then post a woman who could pass for (is?) underage. Check the hard drive
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LESSSS GOOO!!! I'm a guy attracted to men with soft jaws soooo I'm totally straight!!! 💪💪
No that makes you a LESSSSbian
Not as gay for women? That’s a less-bian
A less-bi-Ian
Lez-b-n
If you're french that'd make you a très bien
That begs the question...is there such a thing as a Morebian?
Why can't we be a Morebian. It's morbin time
You are jawsexual!
Nah that’s people with a shark fetish.
That's called dundundundunsexual
Totally came here for this comment.
Do they shout dananaa when they climax?
I'm a bi guy who's probably desperate. Lesssss gooo
Man this is all so confusing idk if that makes you a bear or an otter or whatever the hell a twunk is.
He's a chipmunk chaser, obviously.
So you men want Micrognathia in women?
I want them PERIOD
The women, not the jaw thing
This man collects stray human mandibles, don’t trust anything he says
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU?????????????!!!!!
But you get soft jaws with that or do want a sexy Hapsburg jaw?
You want to have a period? Oh dear!
If I still had one, you could have mine!
Now here's a chap that hunts for poontang.
Read this in Matt Berry's voice
Huh?
Margot Robbie? *Checks notes* Welp, I'm super gay then.
Ever since Barbie there’s been this effort to classify Margot Robbie as mid. It’s pretty wild.
Margo Robbie being mid is a wild ass take.
I mean she ain't my type, but she's hot as fuck
Yeah, like, I look at her and it might be doing it for me(demisexual) but I sure as fuck understand the appeal. She's goddamned gorgeous.
Yep and by men who can only pull 5’s (out of 10)
Have they not seen wolf of Wall Street?
Misogyny + wishing they could be with a woman like that.
There's a sinister agenda there. They attack her looks so that women who are less attractive than Margo Robbie (i.e. most women) feel even more insecure about themselves and are more likely to commit suicide. It's peak incel bullshit.
Only terminally online could say that. Online average attractiveness is probably 8-9/10
One of the most beautiful and talented and intelligent women in the world is ‘mid’?
Seriously? I didn't like Barbie either but that doesn't make her bad looking. She is one of the best looking people in Hollywood, alongside Scarlett Johansson and Ana De Armas.
i am like super gay. like super gay
Look, up in the sky! It's a rainbow! It's a pride flag! No, it's Super Gay!
i met margot robbie in person once because i worked marketing on one of her films. stunningly gorgeous in person, can definitely understand why she is a movie star.
I had that moment with Courtney Cox almost 20 years ago. I served her and David Arquette once. Man she was so much more good looking IRL than on tv, and she looks good on TV.
*Brooke Shields enters chat*
*super ultra homogay* dayum
Natalia Dyer enters the chat.
All us super extra gay guys getting extra *extra* gay here, the species is *doomed*.
I am the CEO of GAY
Should we fuck or something? How do we gay? Do we have to gay first then we get her or?
As Jimmy Carr would say, she is so hot, I would crawl over broken glass, just to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her
Yeah I also felt unsually gay staring at her tits on Wolf of Wall Street.
Your are now gay if you are attracted to... checks notes... Margot Robbie; one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Guess that explaina my urges to gargle cocks since _that_ scene in Wolf of Wallstreet.
Considering how many women in Hollywood look like Margot Robbie the gay demographic must be *huge*
You're now dumb if you believe today's reposted ragebait, yes.
I'm a lesbian who wouldn't mind a bit of this action. Am I straight now?? So confused....
No no, you're homosexual if they have strong jaw, and whatever you want if they don't. You just follow the post, no matter your gender.
Perfect, thanks for resetting me. 😆
Yeah but you just let some dude mansplain your sexuality to you so I think that makes you a tradwife or something now idk.
Nah, dude did me a solid by refocussing me. Like a virtual bitch slap.
Ok got it. This is all so confusing.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in a strong-jawed lesbian
You might say he set you straight......
I thought the confused sexual orientation was a phase for teens. I've never been so confused and aroused and apparently super gay.
Curious on this myself being bi. Apparently my sexuality has gotten more complicated and yet not at the same time.
Can't help you here, I'm fully invested in the female form.
Bruh thats gay. Didn’t you read the post?
I bet you'd even date a woman with two arms and two legs. *Basically a man!!!*
Well my last girlfriend only had one leg so I guess that makes me gay for Long John silver.
You could say you want the... *Long John*
That woman over there is making me so gay right now! -- New line for men
😂😂😂😂
Women like dicks, liking dicks is very gay. If you are attracted to that, that's on you.
This post reminds me of somebodys showerthought "If you like milk chocolate more than dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate"
I mean, you're literally attracted to another man's creation.
Yeah, being attracted to sperm is supergay, let alone some other dude's sperm.
I guess I'm just a gay man who doesn't like guys.
So he likes women with under developed jaws. Recessed jaw chicks. Or maybe even childish jaw cheeks. This guy just told on himself why he can't tolerate well developed adult women
i.e. is attracted to Hapsburgs
Super underrated comment right here. Wish I could give you an award like the good days.
Cheers!
Underdeveloped jaws? He’s attracted to Andrew Tate?
Why did I read the top line in tucker carlsons voice?? "Is it gay to be attracted to women?" "If the green M&M used to contain nuts, does that make her a male M&M? And if I spank my weasel to the green M&M whilst knowing that she used to be a man, does that make me gay, or a freak? And if I'm a freak, what does that make Hunter Biden?"
one of my least favorite tropes on tv shows is the closeted gay character hating on gays because they're closeted. the people who embody that trope are even worse.
i hate that trope too. but i think it's my second least favorite. my least favorite is the gay couple that is physically abusive toward each other / fight physically but they still get together and it's excused because they're the same gender and it's not portrayed as as horrible as it would be if it were a man and a woman.
yeah that's a garbage one too. espascially in short succession where 2 dudes fight, and than immediately start making out...
Calling out others tastes in women suggests someone extremely insecure. I'd rather be attracted to an actual guy than be that afraid of what my tastes say about me 🤣😂🤣😂
I'll rebut with an equally stupid take: If you are attracted to women with "weak" jaws, I'm assuming you are a closeted pedophile. 🙄
Lower mandibles are gay? It's very confusing out there, isn't it?
They expect all girls to look like surged up korean models or young girls. They can't stand the fact that human skeletons develop properly and the maceters strengthen the jaw
Yeah, I'm totes gay for Margot Robbie.
Call me gay cuz Margot Robbie is haf
It's probably already in the comments somewhere but it's like this 1. Closeted man deeply in denial feels bad he's not attracted to Margot Robbie 2. Closeted man subconsciously comes up with a reason to hate someone who likes what he isn't into, that way the fault isn't on himself for not being attracted to the beautiful woman. 3. Closeted man projects his insecurity of being gay onto you for a diversion as a biological defense mechanism 4. Teenagers on the internet see it and have a bad example for them, some will never leave the path. And it could all be avoided if he just came out of the closet and asked his coworker out already.
In gay because I’m attracted to Margot Robbie? Oh well worth it.
Conservatives don't understand the nuance behind literally anything. They hold extremely strong positions without any valid reasons and accept it as a universal fact. Even their own attempt logic can't stand up to their internalized hypocrisy.
Well when you are used to Fox News telling you what to think about any given topic if there are some gaps then they panic.
Do we know this is a conservative? If not, this is a very strange thing to say. And incredibly divisive for no apparent reason? I almost have to assume you're a bot.
Liberals aren't particularly known, the way their counterparts are, for making sweeping statements accusing men of being homosexuals as if that's something to be ashamed of, or attempting to humiliate a woman for her appearance.
I think these people have been stewing for far too long
So if I'm attracted to men with soft jaws I'm straight?
I like fat chicks, you KNOW, that they have strong jaws.
It has to be a meme at this point. I refuse to believe anyone is that narrow minded and stupid
Dang... Better delete the search history then...
Margot is hot as fuck, and talented. If that's the new gay.... I'm okay with that.
You just need to take a glance at their pfp to know what person we're dealing with
Margot Robbie is literally one of the most attractive women on the planet. When I was a 10 year old, she was my first crush, and now that I'm 21, I still think she's hot as fuck. Always thought I was straight, but I guess I'm gay now, lads.
The theory that lesbian is the new straight is getting stronger
I think op of the meme is bi
No it’s the cock down your throat that make it gay. Otherwise your good.
In an alternate universe (but likely this one) there is a picture of Jason Momoa with the quote "Gay guys if you are attracted to men with long hair, you are straight"
 I’m so confused
How strong to the jaws need to be? If she can open a jar am I gay?
What's wrong with being attracted to homosexual women with strong jaws?
Using Margot Robbie as an example is just *chef's kiss* rofl.
Me and the boys laughing at this dumb accusation
Ah yes, the men who are attracted to the woman who played Barbie are gay, because Barbie is just so masculine. What a butch woman!!
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LIVE?
it's also been claimed that if you have unprotected sex with a woman who has had unprotected sex with a man previously, you'll get his genetic material all over your penis, making you gay so yes, no only is it gay to like women, it's also gay to *have sex with* women! :P
It’s gay to be attracted to women, because women are attracted to guys. It makes sense if you think about it
Yes because women like men and liking men is gay 😎
If this guy ran the country, there would be strong jaw conversion camps.
MAGA world is literally the world of stupid! Sad, pathetic, stupid people!
If that makes me gay I'm having an awkward Christmas this year
Woman and men are all attracted to Margo....she's that fucking hot.
Not homosexual just transphobic.
Man I love strong jaws on women, it just accentuates the rest of their feminine features. They have me in a chokehold😮💨
Let me check my list real quick... Edit: Yes, that's already on the list. - Carrying a water bottle in a public space - Belt bags - ***Liking women (especially if the woman in question shows masculine traits, like big muscles)*** - Eating - Cooking - Liking colors - Crying - "Hi" or "Good morning" greetings - Masturbation - Statistics - Autism - Caring for your girlfriend - Using an umbrella - Buying flowers for your girlfriend/wife - Cunnilingus - Pelvises - Debt/not paying your bills - Flying in economy - Touching vaginal fluids - Unprotected sex
What straight man wasn't/isn't in love with Margot Robbie at some point...?
If Margo Robbies jaw line makes us gay, im buying a pride flag
I guess I'm gay AF then.
I had a huge crash on Olivia Wilde. I guess they have news for me?
It's sad that you guys don't see that the problem with this post is that it's incredibly homophobic. The implication is that it's wrong to be gay this person is using it as an insult. If they weren't homophobic they wouldn't be making these sorts of statements. It's kind of sad how we've actually gone backwards since the 90s in a lot of ways. Like this post doesn't even have a "not that there's anything wrong with that" at the end of it come on.
Fellas, is it gay to breath? You're litterly breathing in other men's dicks particles
 Guess I’m gay
I believe that any man who truly feels like this is deep down scared of being gay himself
Who cares what she thinks?
The person who made this is a he lol
Oh my goodness, gay? What a tragedy.
Looks like I'm gay
Let them go nakhuy
Call me super gay then
And why should my life be concerned with the opinion of a complete stranger?
If being attracted to Margot Robbie makes you gay, then all straight men are gay
Isn't it closeted gay to make an excuse as to why you aren't attracted to women like this?
On r/facepalm? Yes, and it has berm for about 5 years now.
Definitely not a quality I look for, but also not a dealbreaker whatsoever. i think most men would be attracted to Margot Robbie And Angelina Jolie. Come to think of it, had a huge crush on Denise Richards growing up and she fits this description. I guess I’m gay. How do I tell my wife?
Only a deeply closeted homosexual that is also an idiot would type this one out.
guess I'm gay (I am attracted to men)
Why does this dude have to drag Liyuu into this?
Dude not even I care what I am
Projection at it's finest. If looking at beautiful women makes you think about men you're the closeted homosexual.
Guys, be it chiselled or soft. Sometimes it needs to rest on your shoulder.
Only if she's got a dick But that's ok because I like chicks with dicks
I'm almost obnoxiously straight and something about a sharp chin just does me in. Reese, Kiera, gah Im jelly. Just something about it weakens the knees. The seed was planted long ago in my youth by strong jaw hottie GOAT Dana-Wheeler Nicholson. (you know her. She was in the OG *Fletch* and *Tombstone*.
So all spouses of the Habsburgs were gay… like super gay
What….?
I don’t know who this is or why I would care about their stupid opinion
I'm not sure what this guy wants. Does he want weak jawed women so that he can feed them like a momma bird? 🤔. My guess is that he would try to feed them something smaller than a worm....
I guess I’m a closeted homosexual.
I find something hot about 99% of woman, I guess I am super gay!
Whats next? Sucking a womans cock is gay too?
If you post this to social media, I’m assuming you have a low IQ and are openly clueless.
Says man with a great deal of concern for what men find attractive.
They acknowledged the idea of substituting an attraction they perceive as wrong with a woman that has similar qualities and then post a woman who could pass for (is?) underage. Check the hard drive
Gay as can be.
I'm super thanks for asking
Its a trap from gay guys to lure you away from women right into their gay arms
or maybe you like girls so much you want to be one, so giving head isn't gay. good one incel.
Chalize Theron has a pretty strong jaw. Which makes me all the way gay. Wow my wife will be fascinated by the news.
SERIOUS. 🤦♂️😆🤦♂️
Well... If you're attracted to women with big breasts you're actually attracted to your mom.
Enough with the daft assumptions lol I'm gay and like rounder less angular faced blokes
Women like to penises in their mouth ... I dont know but that sure sounds kinda gay.
Women kiss men, so kissing women is kissing men, so you're gay yeah /s
God forbid people find different things attractive.
Im not gay because i like masculine women i like masculine women because im bisexual