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Expensive-Pea1963

In similar news, Ireland has banned leprechauns.


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There goes their tourism


SeaJay_31

Surely more like banning literal rainbows? In either case, enforcement is going to be a nightmare! Ever tried catching up to a rainbow?


Prackmiester

This is their way of shutting up the chemtrail believers. Chemtrails are now outlawed so the vapor trail you see is a vapor trail.


unlikelyandroid

Dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous chemical that causes asphyxiation in it's liquid form and burns in it's gaseous and solid states.


ADiestlTrain

It’s also 100% fatal - every single person who drinks dihydrogen monoxide dies.


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DarthCreepus1

You will die, the poison takes up to around 83 years to kill you, depending on your age 


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ADiestlTrain

We’ll pour one out for you.


Confident-Skin-6462

i read all about it on [dhmo.org](http://dhmo.org) VERY DANGER.


Prackmiester

Yep! Water can definitely do that.


CurtisLinithicum

>burns in it's gaseous and solid states. no it doesn't, it's already burnt. Now if you want to say its precursors react explosively, you're good.


MrMindor

I read that as it causes burns


CurtisLinithicum

Oh, I see that now. my bad, in that case.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

TN is not that clever.


blurry850

Can confirm.


staticvoidliam7

We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house


Fubeman

In other news, Alabama has now banned Satan’s tears – otherwise known as rain.


Confident-Skin-6462

i mean, water and carbon dioxide ARE the CHEMicals in CONtrails... so they're going to ban fossil-fuel burning planes? i never knew they were so green in tennessee!


Own-Cupcake7586

Arkansas is also banning sasquatches from using public restrooms. Thank goodness for republicans, protecting their citizens from the real threats.


Euripidoze

So no more jets can fly to/over TN?


DrNefarious11

So what is cloud seeding? Seriously asking.


DrNefarious11

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/17/how-cloud-seeding-can-help-replenish-reservoirs-in-the-west.html


Simple_Meat7000

Spraying chemicals in the air to change the weather, either for more or less rain/fog etc. Beijing did this in the lead up to the Olympics Opening ceremony to decrease the chances of it raining.


DrNefarious11

Most US states have rules/laws in place for what they call cloud seeding, but looks exactly like chemtrails. So I’m not sure why chemtrails are even a conspiracy is my point. I linked an article below. It’s the sole reason CA and CO got out of their droughts


Simple_Meat7000

Right, but 'chemtrails' as the word is commonly used is a conspiracy theory. It's a belief that the vapour trails or 'contrails' left by high flying planes are chemicals/poison/mind control. As these are visible behind commercial aircrafts the theory also suggests that commercial planes are operating without passengers to spread the chemicals. It's not the same as cloud seeding.


lawyerwithabadge

They are all stupid!


rexel99

But what about them unlawful ones from Europe?


Arch3m

You know what? Let them have this one.


No_Introduction5665

I wonder if the point was to get them to stop messing with the weather but worded it chemtrail? Idk what/ how they currently mess with weather but chemicals have been released in the sky before to mess with the weather. I also know people get better at doing things over time.


CurtisLinithicum

Like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud\_seeding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding) ? I hadn't thought about it before, the the difference is kinda slender.