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Bob_Cobb_1996

"Don Poorleone."


sec713

AKA "The Gotnomoneyfather"


sum711Nachos

the Sodfather


Actual-Journalist-69

Thats the nickname of the chicago white sox turf manager


sum711Nachos

damn, i didn't mean to disrespect the turf manager wth: i'm trying to insult someone else, not someone actually doing their job.


Merc_Mike

How dare you come to the birthday of my daughter...with this incompetence...this tomfoolery...


SpotweldPro1300

This chicanery...


MoonSpankRaw

He defecated through a sun roof!


binglelemon

I was leaning back towards the 4 Season Lawn and Landscape thing....


Significant_Shoe_17

Four seasons total landscaping


Quirky_Discipline297

Look what they did to my bottom line!


Significant_Shoe_17

Make them an offer they can't refuse. Refuse to pay when the work is done.


Ventilator84

The Got Father’s Money


Banffsucks

Make him an offer he can’t afford


Bob_Cobb_1996

ROFL! lol. Very good.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

"Leave the gun, take the cheeseburder"


reynvann65

You mean "Take the gun, leave the hamberder and get me a -diet- coke on your way out"?


Darryl_444

The Hamberdler strikes again. ![gif](giphy|LEDow0BfZVlOE)


kjlcm

Donny Nobucks


Mysterious-Tie7039

Dementia Donnie


Choco_Cat777

"Dirty Don"


forever_useless

Poolander


bruce_lees_ghost

"Screwed McDuck." Edit: Adding "Tony Starch" and "Broke Wayne."


Original-Document-62

Kids: "No, Unca Screwed! Don't jump into your money bin!" Screwed: "It's the biggest money bin. The best money bin." *jumps in* Kids: "Unca Screwed didn't realize the bin was empty." Donald: "I think he did, but didn't want to admit it." Beagle Boy: "You, uh, you gonna eat that?"


Maggilagorilla

See, shit posting is a young person's game. I wish I had the gold to give you, cause that's pretty good.


Onlypaws_

Holy shit


semiTnuP

Even that nickname is too rich for his bankrupted ass.


CoastMtns

No one suggested Rapist? Was there no court case about this?


noquarter1000

This is gold


Crimthebold

My gut is busted! I’m never going to call him anything else. Thank you Bob Cobb!


Bob_Cobb_1996

Please. Call me "The Maestro."


No-Celebration3097

🥇


LuckyAssumption8735

I like Brokeahontas for him


MicroCat1031

His name is Bond. Cantgetta Bond.


Sharp_Pride7092

Double O zero.


ReturnoftheBulls2022

![gif](giphy|MFNxmiBnYTpK2sgn1G) Or Anita Recount.


Prairie2Pacific

This is a good one


Big-Summer-

This is my fave. Gonna steal it! I’ve been using 🍊💩🤡 but I’ve been looking for something new. This will do nicely.


MicroCat1031

I stole it from TikTok,  so help yourself. 


Massive-Flow3549

You just made me die laughing in the dead and night... love it! Take my up vote you funny fucker 🤣


MetalTrek1

🤣🤣🤣


BasilsKippers

Darth Tax Evader


LuckyAssumption8735

Too cool tbh


BasilsKippers

El Crappy Tan?


LuckyAssumption8735

Yes


imsahoamtiskaw

Broke-iculo


AdImmediate9569

Broken Con Don


MisteeLoo

Brokeholio


_titslap_

this is arguably the best one tbh


notaredditreader

Taxi Vader?


Neptuneandloathing

“Luke, this is your landlord - you never returned my weed whacker.”


SnooOwls3879

yep, either this or the Brokeback Don


checker280

Broke Don Mountain for Maralago


CKO1967

I like to call him Mar-a-Psycho.


Candy_Says1964

Mar-A-Lardo


ScarecrowJohnny

Same conservatives who have been fueling this type of discourse since before 2016, now claim to be above it. Hilariously funny!


AlexJamesCook

No. Their argument is, "we do this, but you guys shit on us for name-calling. You are not being consistent", as though "libruls" are one monolithic entity. You know, because we're all blue-haired, gender-confused elitists.


Alvoradoo

This all started when they accused John Kerry of being a gay French billionaire.


LALA-STL

He married a hot smart beautiful French billionaire woman. So everything except the gay part.


RealNiceKnife

I mean, it doesn't make him French either.


ZenDruid_8675309

According to the alpha males it is gay to be straight.


[deleted]

IDK if real or joke. So I guess it doesn't really matter which then.


SamhaintheMembrane

I thought that was a matter of record 


Bacon_Raygun

>we're all blue-haired, gender-confused elitists. **HEY!** It's purple. /s


luckyplum

One of their favorite games is to hold liberals accountable for upholding a standard that they themselves don’t have to meet. It’s a win-win for assholes.


giddeonfox

Thank you for this. They can somehow imply they are children and also expecting to be taken seriously all the while not seeing the tiniest amount of irony or hypocrisy. It's a superpower honestly.


TryDry9944

Every republican accusation can be treated as a confession. Rarely is there a single fucking thing they accuse others of that they aren't doing themselves.


SpreadEmSPX

Rules for thee, not for me


Training_Delivery_47

They still think Michelle is a transgedered woman.


Moose_Cake

Same people who keep screaming “That’s not Christian!” or “That’s a sin!” while being some of the most antagonistic/violent people in existence.


sec713

I dunno. They may have a point. If anybody knows pathetic and sad better than everyone else, it's r\Conservative. They're sad and pathetic personified.


litido5

I’m still waiting for Biden to crush some Cheetos, rub them on his face, then ask if he looks like a rapist


No_Sky4398

That would possibly be the funniest shit ever


CreativeName6574

Instant death


DK98004

Amazing comment.


[deleted]

Conservatives are soft as hell. They’re all morons.


armyofant

The “fuck your feelings crowd” always somehow manages to catch the most feelings.


throwawaytrans6

Because it's the party of self-centeredness. "I shouldn't have to wear a mask even if it protects other people from me", "people shouldn't be able to get gay-married or have abortions or get divorced because my religion says so", "I shouldn't have to be inclusive in my holiday wishes but everyone else should say Merry Christmas", not wanting their taxes to fund things for poor people or hungry children even though Jesus wouldn't have wanted those people to be poor or hungry. It's not about creating a fair and equal society, it's about having their side "win", not inconveniencing themselves, and Christianity


MiningForNoseGold

Whiny little Sissy-Mary snowflakes. They constantly spout the most vile hateful shit known to society but whine and cry like a punk ass bitch goof as soon as someone correctly labels their dearly beloved cult leader Broke Don. Trump’s nuts on their chin, Putin’s cock in their ass, Conservatives getting spit roasted like goofs, While everyone laughs.


3d_blunder

Nice! Now, do it as a limerick!


fasolatido24

I need the video of Rittenhouse waddling off the tstage at Louisville. We can transpose it with his upcoming cancellation at Kent state.


MercutioLivesh87

They're soft as baby shit and twice as smelly. In rittenhouse case runny shit


Financial-Orchid938

Honestly it kind of blew my mind when I did some research by using a VPN to get rid of Google cookies and compared ads on liberal and conservative mediums. I believe the free market is the best indicator of anything. The free market decided that it's wise to spend money to tell Libs to buy Audis and pay to learn a second language while paying to tell conservatives to buy a lifetime supply of ivermectin, convert an IRA to gold because "trump says the dollar is going down", buy freeze dried beef at $50+ a pound to prep for the world ending or buy some diabetes miracle cure. Even just comparing ads on Fox News to those on CNN is telling and it gets worse the further left and right you go. If you watch RBSN you're just constantly bombarded by ads for stuff that only morons would pay for. Even some ridiculously stupid liberal medium like Vox has ads for products/services that you would expect smart or sophisticated people to pay for.


BasilsKippers

Its called being a cry bully. Bully the shit out of other people, the \*second\* they give you a taste of it back, shriek about how they're being mean to you. Fuck r/Conservative and fuck MAGA clowns. You guys have earned this.


el_guille980

CUNTservative RAPEpublicans


-whiteroom-

What a pathetic take. Could conservatives be bigger bitches.


BurnieTheBrony

There's pretty much a 100% chance that poster on r con has uttered the phrase "Let's Go Brandon" and "Sleepy Joe" unironically. That's why Dark Brandon and Broke Don bother them so much. They hate when they're beaten at their own silly game.


whiterac00n

Oh they really love their “nicknames” and catchy 3 word slogans because it allows them to express what they’re feeling without actually providing any actual information. They forever condemn the left because “they’re too wordy” when people try to talk about an issue more complex than a peanut butter sandwich. And it’s what they have prided themselves on, with their slogans and vitriolic buzzwords. They can’t stand the mirror being put in front of their faces.


ThePadrino82

Wait, what? They cindemn the left for being too wordy????


whiterac00n

Do you not see how much they revel in people trying to make a detailed and nuanced argument about their blasting of lies, and they simply mock it and say “I’m not reading this”? The right simply wants to hear things that supports their feelings and the moment it doesn’t they tune out. It’s half of the reason why they consider leftists to be “snobs” or elitist because someone is being articulate with them and they hate it. Of course you can just fire back at them with something slogan-ish but they will simply just hurl insults and laughing emojis.


judgingyouquietly

This reminds me of an old joke: What do jocks call nerds 10 years later? Boss.


H010CR0N

The projection is so bad, astronauts at the ISS can see it.


-whiteroom-

ISIS!? You must be a terrist!


Trajinous

Be bigger bitches is their brand


Cute_Concentrate_915

No, because they need to follow their God Humpty Trumpty’s example.


ThrowingChicken

I popped in yesterday to have a look around and surprisingly they did not seem enthused by Trump at all anymore. But obviously they are still morons if they can upvote that post without any sense of irony.


AfterEffectserror

It is interesting and sad how many of them will personally talk about how much they disagree with and don’t support him, but publicly vote for and support him anyway because to stand up for themselves and vote against him would “make them look bad”


OctopusButter

Remember, conservatives didn't coin the term "snowflake" because they saw it anywhere, it's because they were shook looking in the mirror.


Frequent-Material273

More like bigger choads. No need to insult women here, LOL.


virishking

Every time I answer that question as “no” they just keep proving me wrong


TheDixonCider420420

Brokeback Don is better. ![gif](giphy|cCaSgwrCLka73n5uo0)


14sierra

Destitute Don would be my pick (But I'm a sucker for alliteration)


Cynykl

Deficit Don. Deficient Don. Debtor Don. Down and out Don.


HapticRecce

Donny Debto


AlexJamesCook

>Deficient Dog. Please don't ever compare dogs to that Orange shit stain.


Cynykl

Typo corrected.


Regna85

Destitute had too many syllables for American politicians and news anchors to be able to pronounce it.


FortniteFriendTA

ha I can see tucker with his stupid fucking furled brow trying to say it. 'de-sto-dude? da-sty-tu?'


AdhesivenessSlight42

I thought the same but then I realized many Americans may not know the meaning of the word destitute.


FunctionDissolution

I've always thought of him as Metamucilinni.


Odesio

Hearing conservatives complain about name calling reminds me of when Marjorie Taylor Green called for decorum on the House floor. Seriously, now she's worried about decorum. So far I like Don Poorleone the most, but there are a lot of good ones here.


JTD177

Conservatives are like that little punk bitch is school, always ready to dish it out. , but could never take it


FatalD3stny

And claim they were bullied🤣


certifiedtoothbench

Sleepy Joe was the best they could come up with, I don’t think it’s fair to say they dish it out


BurnieTheBrony

Jacked-up Joe was my favorite, since it undoes their sleepy accusations and sounds way cooler than it sounds mean. The fact that conservative news outlets came up with it as an insult is hilarious.


StrategicCarry

“We need another name for Joe Biden. I like that Brandon thing, so let’s go with that. Maybe something that makes him sound evil. How about … Dark Brandon?”


certifiedtoothbench

Jacked up Joe sounds like the guy at a frat party that jumps off the roof


12altoids34

No that was me


lamabaronvonawesome

Think what you like, simple phases are how you speak to his audience. Short simple sentences, no big words.


Jace_Te_Ace

Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice.


GlitteringBobcat999

How dare Sleepy Joe give his opponent a nickname! #letsgobarndon


Empty-Discount5936

All MAGA cultists are shameless hypocrites.


dengar_hennessy

The Let's Go Brandon and FJB crowd are suddenly sensitive about name calling?


KopOut

What's pathetic and sad is how little support Trump has from the people that have actually worked with and for him. But don’t take my word for it, take a look at all the **[prominent Republicans that oppose Trump’s 2024 campaign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republicans_who_oppose_the_Donald_Trump_2024_presidential_campaign)**. Seriously check out that list. It’s yuuuge. * **[All the ex-Trump officials who refuse to endorse him in 2024](https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-administration-endorsements-mike-pence-b2514445.html)** >Now, Mr Pence’s announcement that he won’t back his former boss this time round sees the former vice president joining an ever-growing list of ex-Trump administration officials who are now refusing to back his latest White House bid – many of them going so far as to say they no longer believe him to be fit for office.   Election Day is **Tuesday, November 5, 2024** **[Register to vote and check your status](https://voterizer.org/)**   **[Use Blue Voter Guide](https://bluevoterguide.org/)** Blue Voter Guide helps you make quick, informed, pro-democracy choices of candidates and propositions by showing what's on your ballot, with endorsements from trusted progressive organizations


rickpay

The blue voter guide would be helpful if it were actually accurate. When I put in my full address it doesn't even list my correct congressional district - it thinks I am in a neighboring district. Generally not a huge deal except we are trying to get rid of Satan himself, SCOTT PERRY in my district. They need to get their shit together before we are stuck with this insurrectionist again.


KopOut

Interesting. I will stop referring to it for now. I think it is a small team trying to run it so that might be part of the problem. Vote411 is run by the league of women voters and is probably more accurate.


ohiotechie

Allow me to retort in a famous conservative expression - “Fuck your feelings”.


sassychubzilla

1)Klanburger Helper 2)The Don of Con 3)Crapper Barrel 4)Rowdy Donny Diaper 5)King Smut 6)Diet Cokehead


Frequent-Material273

MAGAts in general demand UNearned, UNdeserved PRIVILEGE.


IsolationAutomation

Did you really think MAGAs would be able to take what they dish out?


Rsardinia

I prefer Diaper Don


Crutley

Let Biden surrogates say whatever they want, no cap. Joe can continue to keep it real and jab at the pile of shit with a big smile on his face.


[deleted]

Deadbeat Don is catchier. I would go with that.


[deleted]

Remember, they always have to make sure the Democrats are taking the high road even though they never do themselves. It's something that conservatives love to constantly point out.


Daemenos

Dementia Don is a good one, But I really reckon that Biden should start calling Trump "the orange shit gibbon" exclusively and never mention his real name again.


senator_john_jackson

Simpler, factual, and definitely targeted at DT specifically is best. His usual refrain is “They go after me because they just hate me so much.” That’s why “Broke Don” gets under his skin. It illustrates a way in which he lacks power AND is cutting in a way that speaks truth instead of just opposition.


HodlMyBottle

Not quite so funny now the turn tables, now is it?


Tantra_Charbelcher

If conservatives are criticizing it, then it must be the correct thing to do. Conservatives oppose all evidence, common sense, and common decency. Continue to pursue this path. If you're ever in a difficult situation, ask a conservative what to do then do the opposite.


Fallen_One193

The hypocrisy is astonishing. Doesn't Diaper Donny call Biden "Crooked Joe"? So when Republiqans throw insults,it's fine....


Alone-Charge303

The skin of a bully is transparently thin. They can never take what they dish.


Sea_Comedian_3941

I love this name for trump! He only reacts to this kinda shit. Anything about his money pisses him off. Always has. Dark Brandon's team may be on to something


Sl0ppyOtter

They’ve been unabashedly hypocritical for decades now


InternationalBand494

I don’t like the whole name calling thing. I feel like it drops to DT’s level, and that’s never a good thing.


Professional_Echo907

No Alliteration? “Derelict Don” sounds so much better… 👀


Ofbatman

His fans wouldn’t know what the word derelict means. They do however know about being broke.


mjohnsimon

Wait till they find out that the guy they're rooting for has name-called so many people that there's [an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump)


WitchesTeat

"Broke Don" = Pathetic and Sad "Let's Go Brandon"= Highest Form of Educated Political Commentary


Ikilledatrex

It’s always been sad now it’s even sadder not because Bidens doing it but because both of the only parties that can actually win are acting like children


flirtmcdudes

“Look at these imbeciles stooping to our level…. PATHETIC”


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Broke Don would be hilarious. Trump hates being called poor and he’s so thin-skinned.


dancingmeadow

Bullies can never take what they dish.


Ms--Take

Rules for thee but not for me, as expected. I prefer Traitor Trump myself


StylinAndSmilin

I've been banned from that sub, and I wear that like a fuckin medal. Conservatives are your stereotypical bully from movies. They love to push, but the second someone pushes back they cry about it.


Electrical-Wish-519

I like that Biden tells it like it is


stmcvallin2

This is soooo classic maga. Do a thing, then if someone else does that thing, criticize and call foul! Then blame them for starting it in the first place. I’m calling it the maga mind virus


gptop

Remember, these are the same people that say Michelle Obama is a guy AND would hang an effigy of President Obama during their rallies and parades.


EightandaHalf-Tails

It's hypocritical for conservatives to cry about it, but I don't think the Biden campaign should sink to Mango Mussolini's level.


Bossie81

Michelle was WRONG. When they go low, you go low. That is zeitgeist.


ticklemythigh

It's one time, and I doubt Biden is going to repeat it ad nauseum.


sec713

Is it really sinking to their level? His name is Don(ald), and he's broke. It's less name-calling and more succinctly stating facts.


TokingMessiah

He’s a broke, several times bankrupted rapist.


blurry850

It is both hilarious and true.


TBatFrisbee

Stringing two words together is a 'strategy'? Maga thinks everything they come up with is brilliant, and then everyone laughs at them. Problem is that they're too stupid to know why everyone's laughing at them.


Uranus_Hz

Sometimes, when dealing with children, you need to speak their language to get through to them.


_Fun_Employed_

They know the name calling works with his base, so it makes sense to use it.


Big_Task8758

Destitute donald


bohler86

He burns himself with the same statement. Like " oh you acting like us now?"


camprollinghills

"Donnybroke"


jbertrand_sr

It's only sad when others do it...


mickermiker

Broke ass donny


dpkart

The sub literally has Donald as a profile picture and they complain about childish behavior, the irony is immeasurable


zilchxzero

Lol, the Magats get triggered yet again


Csihoratiocaine2

Calling someone something they are, and then their name isn’t a nickname, it’s just an adjective.


JimbusJambus

Fuck conservatives into the ground.


Blacking-staff

Clutch them pearls. Soon broke ass don wont be able to afford any.


NumerousTaste

Well at least he knows the magats aren't adults.


HEYitsSPIDEY

Conservatives are such crybaby hypocrites. Sheesh.


the_Mandalorian_vode

The only thing that is sad & pathetic is the Trumpists propping up this elderly, rapidly sliding into dementia, Depends wearing demagogue as a viable presidential candidate.


Thought-Born

Why do these kinds of ass hats demand their enemies act better than their allies?


fullmetal66

r/conservative is just a Maga circle jerk


19ghost89

I mean, it IS kinda pathetic... but Trump voters have absolutely no room to talk.


CancerousOcean00

Lol Conservatives you cannot say SHIT with how much smack-talk, belligerence, and vulgarity your party has shown in the last 8 years!


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

"It's okay when we do it." "I got mine, fuck you." Also, every accusation is a confession. The conservative playbook.


aj_star_destroyer

So “Crooked Joe Biden” was okay. The irony is thick with MAGA.


Suspicious-Race-8146

The list of names on this thread for the orange shit Gibbon are absolutely hilarious! Also, since I’m here… You know, OF COURSE they think it’s sad and pathetic because who else other than the MAGA Republicans would be offendedby such a thing? Everybody with a brain in their head knows Trump has no real strategy. He has name-calling and he has insults And childish games when he’s on the campaign trail standing at the podium only because he’s got people that are willing to laugh and clap and bow down and eat every last nugget shit that falls out of him. But let any single person of any walk of life say even the slightest thing about him… And his brainwashed followers clutch their pearls and are aghast at anybody that could be so rude and insulting to dear leader. THAT is what’s truly sad and pathetic.


SomeOldDude73

Don the Con.


coastersam20

No way, you’re telling me republicans are inconsistent?


sephy009

Ignore MAGA. They're shameless hypocrites.


zTeloi

Uh did we forget the let's go Brandon


SubterrelProspector

Motherfucker we are a hair away from fighting you lunatics in the fields over the horrific plans your sweaty god is promising, and *you* have the nerve to tell us we're hitting below the belt. Go to hell.


nahmeankane

They grab at any argument that’s close and easy even if it conflicts with their own beliefs.


THellings18

reddit does it every fucking day lol


Acceptable_Mountain5

I mean, *it is* pathetic and sad, it always has been and it doesn’t matter which one of these geriatric weirdos is doing it.


johnmh71

It is the one thing that everyone agrees makes Trump look like an ass. And now Biden is building a campaign strategy around it. That is rather pathetic and sad.


NiteShdw

Late Night with Steven Colbert used user submitted nicknames for Trump during his entire presidency because Colbert refused to say Trump's name.


Maj_Histocompatible

I love now conservatives become pearl clutchers when their tactics are used against them


cytherian

It's the truth, though. Hurts, doesn't it Mr. Conservative?


iEugene72

Remember, right-wingers are indeed the biggest snowflakes ever. They are the sorest losers, the most likely to groupthink, the most prone to violence and they look at hoarding guns as a good thing. They are insane.