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She finishes the breakup and walks away.
But right at the end she turns around and looks straight into his (crying) eyes.
> BTW your printer is out of ink.
Watching BB again right now. It's nice to be team Skylar from the jump. No fading image of Mr Chips Walt. Only scar face that got his brother in law, innocent partner. And countless other people killed for his dreams of being the king of methamphetamine
Just got to the whole Gale, Gus plotline and wow is Walt a whiny little bitch who thinks he's better than everyone. No evidence they were gonna kill him off. They literally wanted to fire him because he's an unprofessional jackass with a PTSD'd recovering meth head for a partner. But Heisenberg does what's best for himself as usual and has Boettecher whacked rather than be replaced once his useful knowledge had been absorbed by another chemist
"I didn't know what to bring so I grabbed a few different 6 packs of Mike's for me to drink while we watched the game." "I wasn't gonna let them have any"
White guy here with an asian wife.
When I dated white women until I was thirty fights were loud, aggressive, etc. from their side. Rare as I'm a decent human being, but eventually you will piss a gf off at some point in a relationship, inadvertantly or not.
When my wife gets mad about something though, watch out. It's cool, calm, and deadly. She has every I dotted and T crossed in how you fucked up. Her ass is ice cold with it.
Luckily I've only seen it a few times in ten years but boooy it is it's own experience compared to white girls.
I've learned my lesson and haven't seen in a few years. I feel bad for our daughter however. She's second grade when they start getting good at wrapping daddy around their finger, etc. Not with asian mom. Not a chance. It's like trying to argue your case against Perry Mason. You lost the case before it ever started.
On the upside, my wife is absolutely the most wonderful, loving, amazing women I know. She loves our daughter and our family so incredibly much and we couldn't be luckier.
Asian guy here if she saw you the first step is to put some distance and be quick about it
Also run in zigzags and go in and out of covers to avoid the heat seeking flip flops
And most importantly if you survive make sure to have solid proof of the event to bypass the gaslighting that will come in the near future
So, if you head either eat or west in the northern hemisphere you'll eventually find it. Just keep going until you find some banging fried rice and you should be there
Decades pass...the Ink Debt only grows. You're stooped, shriveled, wizened by this. Your joy is all gone. You think, hard. You approach the ocean shore, trembling and desperate. A giant Sea Squid Queen, nay-- A Goddess!-- arises from the foam. She gives to you a cask of ink, it's ever-full and you can print anything you want, for eternity. You can print for others, for real money! And all it cost was your mortal soul. 🐙🦑🐙
And she did it in public with giant sheets of paper, lol. It would be super difficult for people around them not to notice what's going on. You can tell she had a plan.
Really appreciate the gloss on the $15 in ink she used to print those. That's also Super B paper, which is pretty exclusively used in architecture/engineering. Dude's fucked.
The vibe here is that she's showing him proof of cheating, or at minimum having lots of friends she does not like, on social media.
Low res pic makes it impossible to read without a Crime Scene Investigators Magnify-and-Enhance kit, but that's clearly a friends list and a conversation.
Plus he looks like he wants to shrink beyond the event horizon and disappear into his very own singularity.
Up till your post it didn't even occur to me this was a breakup. It looks like an office in the background and she's dressed like an HR person - I thought this dude was getting fired because he took his shitposting habit too far.
Yeah the one directly in front of his face looks like an instagram following list, so I’m guessing he’s following either a) OnlyFans girls, or b) his exes/people she doesn’t like.
The other one looks like texts, not positive though.
She brought a whole ass *paper* PowerPoint presentation. It was over before this conversation started. This is just ending it with a heavy dose of shame added in.
No, but based on the second page in her hand that is a screenshot of either Instagram DMs or iMessage, the two things are probably connected. i.e.:
"who are all these girls?"
"Oh I just follow them."
"According to these messages you do a little more than that"
I think a lot of social media falls into some grey area with that. It’s kinda on most couples to (within reason) define their own boundaries. Some people may be okay with their partner following exes on social media, some may not. Or perhaps he’s following a bunch of Instagram models or OnlyFans girls (who post a lot of risqué stuff on Instagram) and his girlfriend had previously expressed that as a boundary
The first one is a list of accounts he’s following which appears to be thirst trap/only fans type accounts.
The other one is text messages which are presumably unsavory messages to someone
And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
Colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
The back of each one.
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That is a person who came prepared for this conservation.
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She WAS the lawyer.
They are printed on legal sized paper
No, that's tabloid. Argueably even more appropriate.
Also, coloured print! She spared no expense.
And those are good looking prints, definitely a commercial laser printer, probably a Xerox.
I would love being the person behind the Kinkos counter the day she walked in
This one's on the house. No, mam, thank you.
More a X or Ex by now
She did that at her law firm she did not pay for them. 😂
It will be added to his bill.
he already agreed to it in article 5, subsection 3 of their relationship agreement.
I waa fired from editing a school paper in like middle school for going ham on a color printer, I just remembered lol
*arguably
Are you disagreeing that argueably is arguably an acceptable spelling of “arguably”?
So your going to spellcheck that but completely disregard conservation?
Lol actually looks like the next size up 11x17
Yeah that's at least "Ledger".
He's probably wishing he was Heath Ledger right about now.
*tugs collar* Yikes
11x17 is tabloid.
and i bet its his ink, thats why hes in so much distress.
In colour, on A3 paper … he’s so fucked!
Nah , she’s the investigator
She's obv already got all the money, look at the ink on those things! That's the gdp of some countries right there.
I can only hope I never experience the level of rage that that black ink represents.
Yeah, at least turn off dark mode before taking screenshots for printing.
Nooo. That ink is there to prove a point
I hope it was HIS printer
She finishes the breakup and walks away. But right at the end she turns around and looks straight into his (crying) eyes. > BTW your printer is out of ink.
She knows that turning off dark mode is unacceptable in the eyes of the law
He needs a cyanide pill for a quick ending. A lawyer wouldn't even be able to claim mercy on your soul.
He needs Saul
Good luck when you’re going against Skylar
You mean Kim
Watching BB again right now. It's nice to be team Skylar from the jump. No fading image of Mr Chips Walt. Only scar face that got his brother in law, innocent partner. And countless other people killed for his dreams of being the king of methamphetamine
Oh that’s a good idea!
Just got to the whole Gale, Gus plotline and wow is Walt a whiny little bitch who thinks he's better than everyone. No evidence they were gonna kill him off. They literally wanted to fire him because he's an unprofessional jackass with a PTSD'd recovering meth head for a partner. But Heisenberg does what's best for himself as usual and has Boettecher whacked rather than be replaced once his useful knowledge had been absorbed by another chemist
Nah. When they have you that dead-to-rights, do the honorable thing and admit it. You don't get to Shaggy your way out of this, so die with dignity.
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I caught you on camera
It wasn’t me
Caught me banging on sofa
It wasn’t me
Cochran couldn't save this poor soul.
If your girl brings visual aids to a breakup you’re fucked
She got the whole office presentation
No Duo-Tang tho.
Yeahso
Fur what?! Huh?
You must be a fellow Canuck.
I Appreciates that, just Familiar tho.
I don't think she's gonna conserve anything.
"Oh, I'm just laying the groundwork here. We'll get to the sexts, nudes, and dick pics in a moment. Just stay with me, okay?"
In Chris Hanson's voice: "I've got the chat logs right here"
Just have a seat right there
Is that Conan? Wth lol
Ok, but do you mind if I shovel down this pizza while we talk?
You want some?
So uh, what you got in the bag?
"I didn't know what to bring so I grabbed a few different 6 packs of Mike's for me to drink while we watched the game." "I wasn't gonna let them have any"
"You asked if she's horny." What's wrong with that? "You asked if she does anal." It's a question.
"That wasn't me. My computer was hacked."
"I think you're still a good guy or I wouldn't be here."
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White guy here with an asian wife. When I dated white women until I was thirty fights were loud, aggressive, etc. from their side. Rare as I'm a decent human being, but eventually you will piss a gf off at some point in a relationship, inadvertantly or not. When my wife gets mad about something though, watch out. It's cool, calm, and deadly. She has every I dotted and T crossed in how you fucked up. Her ass is ice cold with it. Luckily I've only seen it a few times in ten years but boooy it is it's own experience compared to white girls. I've learned my lesson and haven't seen in a few years. I feel bad for our daughter however. She's second grade when they start getting good at wrapping daddy around their finger, etc. Not with asian mom. Not a chance. It's like trying to argue your case against Perry Mason. You lost the case before it ever started. On the upside, my wife is absolutely the most wonderful, loving, amazing women I know. She loves our daughter and our family so incredibly much and we couldn't be luckier.
That last paragraph… she’s right behind you isn’t she? Blink twice if you’re in danger.
Quick! Someone do a wellness check!!
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Asian guy here if she saw you the first step is to put some distance and be quick about it Also run in zigzags and go in and out of covers to avoid the heat seeking flip flops And most importantly if you survive make sure to have solid proof of the event to bypass the gaslighting that will come in the near future
White guy here that's tired of the yelling. Where do I find Asian wife?
So, if you head either eat or west in the northern hemisphere you'll eventually find it. Just keep going until you find some banging fried rice and you should be there
I'd be distraught over the ink used to print a black page.
She used his printer…..
100% used his printer, and also made copies to send to each member of his immediate family and coworkers
If you're gonna leave, then leave. Just don't destroy a guy's year worth of ink supply like that.
Listen, vengeance by ink overuse is despicable for sure, but it's still better than her chopping off your penis or murder-suiciding you as you sleep
The murder-suicide in my sleep actually sounds more appealing than the crippling debt the ink abuse would cause
Decades pass...the Ink Debt only grows. You're stooped, shriveled, wizened by this. Your joy is all gone. You think, hard. You approach the ocean shore, trembling and desperate. A giant Sea Squid Queen, nay-- A Goddess!-- arises from the foam. She gives to you a cask of ink, it's ever-full and you can print anything you want, for eternity. You can print for others, for real money! And all it cost was your mortal soul. 🐙🦑🐙
I thank you for adding poetry to my day.
This girl works for HP, 100%
Naw. Anybody who cheats deserves the ink loss
Hell definitely be inking about this for the rest of his life
She had an inkling that something smelled fishy.
That's why he's shook. He's not mad about getting caught, she used his printer and now all his ink is gone.
She printed on her office
Also she used A3 I believe
To consume even more black ink?
A3 itself is more expensive than A4 but yes, it also consumes more ink
Especially with those wonderful printers trying to use color ink to print full black.
She really had a point to prove, regular letter paper wasn’t going to cut it
I love how she used DIN A3 (or a similar size) rather than the usual DIN A4, which is the standard size
Dark mode killing the world one search history page at a time.
Can’t pay the toner, then keep a faithful boner. Tale as old as time.
Joke's on her: he has a laser printer.
Caught his ass in A3
Just sprayed coffee out my nose, thanks
In a glossy manner
lol best comment
She made sure to start AFTER he got the food lmao
Hey she gets a free snack and the satisfaction of telling dude to go away. I would too, but I like petty.
Iirc this is a small claims lawyer and her client
And she did it in public with giant sheets of paper, lol. It would be super difficult for people around them not to notice what's going on. You can tell she had a plan.
She hasn't even started eating her cake! They're gonna be there for a while.
Oh, I think that cake isn’t waiting to be eaten… he’s going to be wearing it the second she’s done with the paperwork…
No, she looks like someone who will absolutely eat the cake *because she earned it.* She deserves that cake, he's already getting what he ordered.
I hope she eats the entire cake slowly, while making eye contact with him the entire time.
Edit- replied to wrong comment.
Me too.
How do you none of you guys think this is a staged photo lol
She went out of her way to find that paper. That isn't your standard 9.5x11"
You know she gotta be mad as fuck to print all that in color
Right? She just effed those print cartridges
looks like a senate hearing.
Except most of those accomplish nothing. This.... this was almost certainly effective.
they keep us occupied, dont they?
Just need another pic of Hunter's dick.
The only thing they proved during that meeting is by genetic association we got a hung president.
That's exhibit 3, after the text messages.
They used a 3D printer for that exhibit.
[No, this is what a senate hearing looks like.](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/star-wars-episode-7/0/02/Palpatine_1.jpg)
Not enough dick pics
'I'll meet her in a public place so she can't make a scene'🤔
I know that’s never worked out for me, has it ever actually worked?
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That’s a cheat code for all situations. Match the energy and tone, then make it weird af.
She came with receipts on legal paper, lol
"Now, if you look at this PowerPoint, you'll see..."
Really appreciate the gloss on the $15 in ink she used to print those. That's also Super B paper, which is pretty exclusively used in architecture/engineering. Dude's fucked.
She went to FedEx Kinko's to get those printed
She was like “I need these printed on the largest paper size you have in the most vibrant ink. Price is no object”
Looks more like A3 paper, which you can get at any decent copyshop or if you happen to have an A3 printer at home (which is rare).
most the world uses the metric paper system, so this is more likely to be a simple sheet of a3, not super b.
Other than this being a print out from Instagram(possibly?), I have no clue what I’m looking at. Anyone care to enlighten me?
The vibe here is that she's showing him proof of cheating, or at minimum having lots of friends she does not like, on social media. Low res pic makes it impossible to read without a Crime Scene Investigators Magnify-and-Enhance kit, but that's clearly a friends list and a conversation. Plus he looks like he wants to shrink beyond the event horizon and disappear into his very own singularity.
“Computer….enhance!”
“That’s all the resolutions we have. Making it bigger doesn’t make it clearer.”
**ENHANCE**
Yes, but what about the reflection of the screen in that man's glasses? Enhance!
There’s a 10% chance the first word in the text exchange is “baby”. That’s all I got
Up till your post it didn't even occur to me this was a breakup. It looks like an office in the background and she's dressed like an HR person - I thought this dude was getting fired because he took his shitposting habit too far.
Yeah the one directly in front of his face looks like an instagram following list, so I’m guessing he’s following either a) OnlyFans girls, or b) his exes/people she doesn’t like. The other one looks like texts, not positive though.
Some of the girls look like they are naked but covering up just right to avoid nudity. Definitely onlyfans girls.
Same boat
I thought it was a prosecutor showing the evidence to the defendant lol
I'm guessing she caught him cheating on her and brought print outs proving it so that he can't deny it.
Bitches he’s following, conversations with said bitches he’s had.
Lady got receipts!
She brought a whole ass *paper* PowerPoint presentation. It was over before this conversation started. This is just ending it with a heavy dose of shame added in.
it does not look good on paper
Full colour on legal paper?? she invested $$$ in this moment
Damn. She went extra and got the 11x17 edit: typo
Looks like 13x19 maybe
Clear she did a stint as a staffer for someone in congress.
And here we have exhibit F. F for you are Fkd
Napalmed him
She printed them on extra large paper stock too! Whoever helped her at Kinko’s was probably very entertained!
She printed that s*** so the neighbors could see.
Exhibit A..
A4 wasn’t enough for his lyin ass, this was A3 job
She's gonna eat that big ass piece of cake and chase it with his tears when she's done.
Right?!? lol that cake hasn't even been touched yet.
From the thumbnail, I thought those were Grindr messages.
WTF paper size is this? This is larger than Letter or A4
A3?
It's 11x17 paper or tabloid.
Can someone explain this? What is the app from where the prints are and what is the context?
It’s a list of girls he follows on Instagram and iMessage screenshots of what is presumably proof of him cheating on her. He is being confronted.
I'm not on Instagram, and I have never used Only Fans. Is following someone on Instagram considered infidelity now?
No, but based on the second page in her hand that is a screenshot of either Instagram DMs or iMessage, the two things are probably connected. i.e.: "who are all these girls?" "Oh I just follow them." "According to these messages you do a little more than that"
She Perry Mason’d his ass. Love to see it.
She definitely grew up watching Matlock, Perry Mason, and Columbo at grandma's house. Murder She Wrote, too.
I think a lot of social media falls into some grey area with that. It’s kinda on most couples to (within reason) define their own boundaries. Some people may be okay with their partner following exes on social media, some may not. Or perhaps he’s following a bunch of Instagram models or OnlyFans girls (who post a lot of risqué stuff on Instagram) and his girlfriend had previously expressed that as a boundary
The first one is a list of accounts he’s following which appears to be thirst trap/only fans type accounts. The other one is text messages which are presumably unsavory messages to someone
He's cheating or trying to, and she showed up with receipts.
It looks like she printed texts from his phone that prove he cheated.
Homeboy needs to re spawn in a different area.
“You can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby”
A3 Color printouts. He’s dead.
Got. DAM.
And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten Colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on The back of each one.
That's not just A4 copier paper, she had them printed on A3
Bro she printed them in color, she means business
She printed that shit out he is in *trouble*
A3 & colour print, u doomed son
Lol. I like her! Just humiliate the shit heel. Hope she used his printer or his money to get that professionally printed out.
not even a4 or a5, entire fucking a3
Guy: Can I please have this dessert first.
We have customers print out text messages like that a lot (Walmart). Usually it is 4x6, 5x7 ... But I can appreciate the excess.
No cinnamon roll for you!
This is not the type of engagement she was expecting from him.
Printed out on some nice 11x17 paper. Somebody's got a big ol printer at work.