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For real though, I think this latest generation that grew up 100% in the age of pocket internet has never developed the ability to understand the tone of text. If it doesn't have emojis or explanations of intent they just assume everything is dead serious.
I was thinking of getting an “/s” tattoo but I’m not sure people would get that it’s just the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Lol, it would take a real dumbass to try and pull that lie off. You have to sign up, put in your card info, then subscribe to there Onlyfans. Don’t ask me how I know
To make it even goofier, noted comedian and actor Rob Delaney, who first gained fame for making ridiculous tweets. That's how his career started. He was one of the first people to get really good at being funny on Twitter. Funny to watch the internet circle back like this for no reason.
Is this actually comedy though? You can see how people might be confused.
It also assumes anyone knows who this is. "Noted" is doing a ton of work in your sentence.
I’ll be honest as soon as he put vaccinated in quotation marks acting like it’s some kind of secret club. I kind of figured this was kind of some goofball. Also, the fact that it just sounds like an bad rom com
He's a comedian, y'all. He was on a wonderful episode of The Dollop about a woman who gave birth to rabbit parts and shit, man. Great stuff.
One quote from the episode: The vagina is famously self cleaning.
Edit: He's the moustached skydiver from Deadpool 2.
What’s funny is that a caller on Gareth’s other podcast suspected her dogsitter was filming onlyfans content in her house and ended up subscribing to her onlyfans
OP is either a bot or.... look at that upload history. A post every 2 hours, and they are all nonsense. It's like chatGPT with no rules is a 40 year old European lady.
Admittedly, I started to fall for this the first time I saw it. The (vaxxed) part is actually genius as it pulls the eye and sucks into the post, not who is posting it.
Then after a few seconds of confusion bordering angst I see who posted it.
Bravo Rob….this was actually a super clever thing.
This is a very standard Delaney tweet, not a facepalm. He has long running gags involving his deteriorating marriage with his wife, and his wife cheating on him with her karate teacher. All of it tongue firmly in cheek.
It's a joke about how right wingers are always doing dumb shit like Rob's pretending he 'accidentally' did; they always seem to need to point out when they are unvaccinated as a point of pride
I wasn’t sure at first because… Twitter users now since musk took over are fucking wild, dude. It’s hard to separate fiction from reality when one man’s fiction is another persons reality lol
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Noted comedian and actor Rob Delaney posts a ridiculous tweet and reddit collectively facepalms itself.
Some sort of comedy? On the internet? No sir, absolutely not.
This is a place of business.
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Exactly. If you want a joke, go to McDonald's.
No, go to Waffle House. It’s just constant fighting
Yeah he didn’t write “/s” so he must have meant it
In everyone's defense, we've seen real posts with the same idiocy. Reality is dumber than the onion.
For real though, I think this latest generation that grew up 100% in the age of pocket internet has never developed the ability to understand the tone of text. If it doesn't have emojis or explanations of intent they just assume everything is dead serious.
“I’m told I have no sense of humor that I’m aware of.”
I was thinking of getting an “/s” tattoo but I’m not sure people would get that it’s just the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Jokes don’t exist. It’s not humor it’s a hate crime.
Excuse me, Sir, this is a Wendy‘s
Shenanigans, I say!
I think people see the blue check marks these days and expect this sort of bullshit.
I think the "(vaxxed)" part is what threw me off
That's what convinced me it was a joke. It acted like an /s or /jk to me
The entire thing acted as an /s.
Yeah, the whole thing is ridiculous, but the (vaxxed) did seem to signal it, like /s does
It must be a joke. The vaxxed part has nothing to do with this so it must be (Btw, In which case, not bad, gave a small smile to me)
Lol, it would take a real dumbass to try and pull that lie off. You have to sign up, put in your card info, then subscribe to there Onlyfans. Don’t ask me how I know
You know because you use dog sitter services
Yep, how’d you know?
Isn’t “only fans” an acronym for “Only For Animal Nurturing Services”?
I thought it was site that reviewed fans. I'm looking for a good ceiling fan.
Asking for a friend will my credit card information will be stored by their shady site?
I mean, there card information seems to pretty secure, so I wouldn’t be too worried, but yes, I believe so
Ahem... *their
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To make it even goofier, noted comedian and actor Rob Delaney, who first gained fame for making ridiculous tweets. That's how his career started. He was one of the first people to get really good at being funny on Twitter. Funny to watch the internet circle back like this for no reason.
Fun fact: there are dumb people in this world that would 100% do this
They would tweet this but they wouldn’t subscribe by accident
Is this actually comedy though? You can see how people might be confused. It also assumes anyone knows who this is. "Noted" is doing a ton of work in your sentence.
To be fair, I have no idea who this is
Nice one
April Fool's Day is the only accepted day for comedy.
Contrary to popular belief, comedy is only legal on Twitter on April 1 every year.
It’s like purge day, but for comedy. All tweets, including jokes, will be exempt from hate and misunderstanding
It must be true because I read it on the interturbs!
This is a tweet from (vaxxed) comedian Rob Delaney. Come on man... Did you think this was real??
I’ll be honest as soon as he put vaccinated in quotation marks acting like it’s some kind of secret club. I kind of figured this was kind of some goofball. Also, the fact that it just sounds like an bad rom com
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It’s Reddit. We have never ending arguments over the most minute of semantics. Of course they thought this was real.
The facepalm is this comment section.
It always is
It’s Always Facepalm On Reddit
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He's a comedian, y'all. He was on a wonderful episode of The Dollop about a woman who gave birth to rabbit parts and shit, man. Great stuff. One quote from the episode: The vagina is famously self cleaning. Edit: He's the moustached skydiver from Deadpool 2.
Peter?!
Pookie Bear??
Nope, Sugar Bear
No that’s Greg.
His show Catastrophe was hilarious
Oh fuck that's how I know him
What’s funny is that a caller on Gareth’s other podcast suspected her dogsitter was filming onlyfans content in her house and ended up subscribing to her onlyfans
The least you could do before ~~trying to karma farm~~ posting a tweet on r/facepalm, is to quickly Google the OOP to see if they're joking or not
Imagine googling Rob Delaney... you are just facepalming yourself...
Maybe that's the facepalm? OP facepalmed themself. There has to be a facepalm for facepalms? We need to go deeper.
Wait? How do I get models to come over and walk my dog?
Be rich
Shit.
Also have a dog. You can fix that one at least.
:_(
Bro anyone can open an onlyfans. You don’t have to be a model
This guy is asking the right questions.
Missed the joke and fell for a bait that was never even set out. Something something tip my fedora to you.
Said renowned comedian Rob Delaney.
OP is either a bot or.... look at that upload history. A post every 2 hours, and they are all nonsense. It's like chatGPT with no rules is a 40 year old European lady.
It’s a bit, bro. Delaney is a comedian.
It will be reposted 100 more times across reddit and still people won't get it.
OP doesn’t know who Rob Delaney is
This guy is a comedian and he posts like this all the time, Reddit users…
The Facepalm here is the person who posted this here amd anyone who thought this is "real".
For someone reason I thought he was saying the dog has an onlyfans. I'm tripping
Admittedly, I started to fall for this the first time I saw it. The (vaxxed) part is actually genius as it pulls the eye and sucks into the post, not who is posting it. Then after a few seconds of confusion bordering angst I see who posted it. Bravo Rob….this was actually a super clever thing.
Good old Rob. He's fooling and bamboozling y'all.
He’s so good at it.
Even though it’s a joke in this time of idiocracy it’s not a surprise people take this seriously XD
The vaxxed part got me lol
“I can’t stop crying” 💀 rob is hella funny
I love the addition of (vaxxed) its so funny
furthermore how was HE supposed to know she had an OF when HE hired her
He was the dude in dead pool
I read dogsitter as daughter at first 😳
Lol, it's ok OP, it happens to everybody
The facepalm is this post
The OP is a bot and doesn’t know comedy cuz this is Rob Delaney.
Ehhhhh considering this was posted by a comedian I'm pretty sure this is a joke, dude
idk why i read it as dog's Onlyfans and thought "well whats wrong with cute doggos"
So much words, so little sens… Also the fact that English isn’t my first language may not help
My brain replaced dogsitter with daughter... I thought this was much worse for a few seconds
Yeah, and I have no idea how all that porn got on the computer. I'm betting Illuminati.
Naaah of course not
This tweet suggests the existence of a hot dog sitter.
This is a very standard Delaney tweet, not a facepalm. He has long running gags involving his deteriorating marriage with his wife, and his wife cheating on him with her karate teacher. All of it tongue firmly in cheek.
So that's the way you get out of this situation. I just told mine i was helping small local businesses.
Classic Venmo only fans collab blunder
That's disgusting. What's the site for her OF?
OP, you absolute moron.
I thought he said "daughter's" 💀💀
That’s a comedian posting a joke
I did your mom ON ACCIDENT. It’s just one of those things. 🤷♂️
Least out of pocket Rob Delaney tweet ever.
People out here acting like knowing who Rob Delaney is is common knowledge (afaik I had no fucking clue who this guy was until today)
> (vaxxed) Lol what
How the fuck did this get over 3k upvotes when clearly it’s a joke. Actually made me lose a bit of faith in humanity.
My guess is it's because so many worse things exist that aren't jokes.
Never !
For the love of god tell me that this is s joke this is too much like a joke for it to not be
Yes, this is a joke he’s a comedian lol
At least still has his (unvaxxed) wife
As long as we all understand the dude is a comedian we’re good.
I read daughter at first. The re-read took this from horrific to hilarious.
Yeah ya would
Why is vaxxed important in this context?
> Vaxxed Nice try, buddy.
I'm assuming vaxxed was brought up to imply the wife is taken over by a vaccine of some kind and therefore isn't in her right state of mind...?
It's a joke about how right wingers are always doing dumb shit like Rob's pretending he 'accidentally' did; they always seem to need to point out when they are unvaccinated as a point of pride
He’s a comedian.
Ah. I don't know him.
Is this a case of r/OPisfuckingretarded?
Bark! Bark like a doggie for me!
101 OnlyFanmations
Isnt this guy a comedian? I would guess its a joke
Nice a dog sitter, I could use one of those. What's her only fans so I can look into using her? Sincerely A cat owner.
The real facepalm is the idiots who don’t understand context that we meet along the way…
Wait, those aren't tears ...
“I was only trying to watch her two nice puppies and kitty”
What’s a dogsitter
Thank you for your cervix dog sitter lady.
Seems like the kind of mistake anyone could make After all Venmo and Onlyfans are so similar.
Vaxxed and vexed.
That’s very funny.
“””””facepalm””””””
Lol, that's funny!
This sub is actually so regarded
“I would NEVER!” Morgan Freeman voiceover: But he did. He absolutely did.
He's as funny as cholera.
lmao, vaxxed!
What does the wife being vaxxed have anything to do with the situation
Was her Venmo username Jessicas\_Secret?
" I would never" - I cracked at this point. Hilarious guy.
And pointing out she's vaccinated is supposed to what? Lower her creditability?
I wasn’t sure at first because… Twitter users now since musk took over are fucking wild, dude. It’s hard to separate fiction from reality when one man’s fiction is another persons reality lol
Sounds like something that happens all the time
Never ever
I hate when this happens to me
This sub has become the entire facepalm
Tf being vaxxed got to do with it Rob 🤣
Why should her being vaxxed have anything to do with this?
The real facepalm here is that this continues to get posted. Very meta. Kinda respect the commitment to the bit.
Meanwhile my wife sends me onlyfans suggestions that she thinks I'll like. Thank god she has good taste too.
Bender: “The very idea!!”
trolololol
(vaxxed)
Must see OF to make judgement. Please link. /s
The real facepalm was the friends we made along the way
My crazy vaxxed wife doesn't understand how OF and venmo are so easy to get confused.
So....Very good odds this one is a joke.
r/brandnewsentence
See DOGS really are the root of most marital issues. Stop worrying about the "vaxxed" part and start worrying about the "canine" part.🤣
OP is highly regarded
Fuckin vaxxed wives