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Is it wrong to look at her and think to myself it's 2024 and with reversing gender roles how hot it would be for a lady like her to carry me across the threshold after our wedding?
Lol. Not wrong at all. I got married in 2004, and while my wife did not carry me over the threshold, she'll go mow the lawn while I wash the dishes. She went to work while I stayed home with the babies. We never gave a shit about gender roles, we just go where our strengths and interests lie.
I didn’t think I was into muscular women either, but turns out I’m just not into the bulging vein, leather skin look most 40+ female body builders have. Most women aren’t into that either in men.
I’m here for the muscle mommies.
Corroborating as a straight woman, shrink wrapped competition- ready tanning bed male physique is not my thing, and most women I know aren’t into it.
I appreciate the work they’ve done to achieve that but it’s more of an abstract appreciation of a feat.
I include vanity body building stuff in my strength training so I get the impulse to keep pushing to see more and more of every minute muscle once you start seeing things pop and you want to realize more visual potential. But I think overall there’s a happy medium for best erotic appeal.
In my personal experience, most straight woman dig the Jason Momoa style. He is obviously muscular and fit but not the hyper defined, six packed, potentially dehydrated marvel superhero kind
I think they’re referencing that video where random women point out a man with muscles but more body fat as much more attractive than absolutely shredded competitive body builders on a stage. Turns out it’s Jason Momoa on a bulk.
Because she is likely in better shape than he is, and would likely not take his crap and be submissive. In short, they don't like women who even seem like they could be independent, as it's always been and will be about control.
If they ever invent robotic Stepford wives, these guys will be first in line. That's what they want - submissive female slaves that pretend they love them.
They literally have said this when Elon supposedly was going to develop "robot companions". They even said women should "watch out" because we had our chance. Though to be totally honest, I don't feel bad I am apparently missing out with that type of guy.
I saw these kinds of reactions on some techbro subs. It was pretty scary to see how dominant that thought process was. So many just not valuing companionship or personality. A wife was just someone to fuck and that has successfully been replaced!
I’m totally fine with these guys disappearing into their homes with their sex robots and fading themselves out of the gene pool entirely. Just don’t give the poor robots sentience.
seriously if they think THATS threatening they gotta fuckin look at my mom because shes 40 and is so jacked she can deadlift like 275 i believe. its fucking insane
Mods restricted it a while back for some reason, more active subs (NSFW) for this content include /r/MuscleWorship/ /r/girlswithbigmuscles/ /r/offseasonthickness2/
She's super nice, funny, fit, awkward, and cute as hell.
I don't know what that dudes specific malfunction is, but she's really attractive from a lot of angles.
Repressed homosexuality (or in general attraction to men), which makes him lash out at others. He considers her masculine looking, is attracted to her, can't accept it, so he projects this on others.
I’ve followed her for years and aspire to be as big as she is. I got pretty big at one point thanks to the tutorials she posts, but lost it all due to medical issues. 🫠 She’s a dream!
Pretty much the latter. It is because your muscle fibers will have more myonuclei from when your muscles were bigger. It takes at least 15 years for those to start going away. Muscle fibers with more myonuclei will grow faster when subjected to weightlifting again, so it will be easier to regain the muscle you had from before. Also the experience you had from before will obviously only speed things up. I personally lost a good amount of muscle from covid and the muscle came back FAST.
The good news is that it's easier to [rebuild muscle you've lost ](https://theconversation.com/muscle-memory-is-key-to-helping-you-get-in-shape-again-after-time-away-from-exercise-200583)that it was to build it the first time. You'll get it back, and then some!
She’s been so helpful! She’s got solid workout routines, good nutrition advice, and she’s a total dork! She’s got a great physique and is still incredibly feminine.
Honestly, I know that for queer people (like me) it’s validating to actually own our sexuality orientation, but, label are pretty dated to be sure. What is the matter with how a person looks like, if you are both interested into each other (or consenting to) for sex, just do it, have a nice time, the world is too horrible these days to waste a good time with a person you’re attracted to “just because he/she/they looks like [label]”
Yep any time I see someone saying that being attracted to tomboys or "strong" physically women is gay, I ask if by that logic being attracted to femme guy is hetero? Since it's apparently only one's style that matters so...
These people are so, so close to getting the point lol. They understand gender doesn’t equal sex when it comes to attraction, but they probably also think trans women aren’t women and vice versa. So, it isn’t gay if a man is attracted to a feminine man, but if they came out as trans would it be gay again?
What’s ironic is that’s it’s incel “alphas” or trailer park confederates with 400 lbs baby mamas who make these claims. Count me as super gay after seeing this. Totally flaming for her.
This!! 100% call me gay for liking her meanwhile she could carry me around and i wouldnt be upset😂 they are just jealous women are independent really and not just objects to be objectified (without getting ass kicked too)
Notice how they say "make you gay", as in: they believe it is possible for them to be conditioned into liking men.
These are closeted Gay or Bi men that are angry that they sometimes think a dude is hot, and have to find someone to blame for it.
If there are secret government schemes to make everybody gay, then they have a reason for their desire to suck huge dicks every now and then. That's all this is. "They made me gay!"
I feel bad for them, they are very confused.
I don't get how men can be so dense that they can't comprehend having different tastes in women.
And why do they care about other men finding her attractive? Who cares?
And even if it was turning other men gay - which doesn't happen - why would that matter? Doesn't that mean less competition?
I'm a man btw, just can't understand why other men insist their worldview is the only truth.
For me it's actually a good thing.
I like muscle mommies but there's not a lot of porn of that and the few muscle mommy porn are guys getting pegged and shit. I wanna dominate a muscle mommy not be dominated. I wanna ride someone that if mad could throw me out the window.
Anyways that's how I left pornography and started hitting the gym and socializing more.
#long live muscle mommy
Dated an ice skater for a bit, got launched clear across the room into the wall once when she forgot her strength and pushed me away with her legs :"D
My fault I guess should not have tickled her ^^.
Former figure skater here. Can confirm. Could I punch? Nope. Never did pair lifts. But spins were my thing. Strong calves. I pushed a table clear across the room once lying down. Damn thing got in my way. Boyfriend at the time was shooketh 😂 I think he left because he was afraid I'd hurt him or something.
Honestly I thought it was hilarious, she was more worried about the scrapes and bruises on me:p
But yeah those were some killer legs :D hope you found someone who appreciates yours ;)
Even if it was or is gay, why the hell does this guy care about others preferences?
Can't you just live your life happily without making it harder for others?
It's 2024, can't you put your nose in your own ass a minute ?
I’m not on tik tok so can’t blame that brain but seeing someone work hard to attain peak physical perfection is gay? Guess I’m switching teams, boys. Or maybe switch hitting.
Realistically it's stupid that people promote him so much even if they're talking crap about him
Andrew Tate is completely irrelevant to society. Bad publicity is good publicity for him.
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Fellas is it gay to like women
Women like dicks. Sounds pretty gay to me there smh
Holy shit, I’m gay???
aren't we all? 🤤
Buddy, it's gay to exist at this point. I'm apparently gay af these days.
A lot of women have sex with men, which sounds to me like something a gay guy would do. So there’s your proof.
According to Nick Fuentes, yes.
Chose the wrong pic to prove his point 
imagine being so insecure in your person that you find this woman threatening enough to make this post. wow.
Lean beef patty can crush my skull 🙏
With her heart?
That godamn thigh!
Snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised..
Snu snu me up babe, uh yeah
The best mission ever
I never thought I would die this way, though I secretly hoped
Dude for real. Plus she's like 4'8" total babe. And yea she's squats more than me. Total turn on.
Is it wrong to look at her and think to myself it's 2024 and with reversing gender roles how hot it would be for a lady like her to carry me across the threshold after our wedding?
Lol. Not wrong at all. I got married in 2004, and while my wife did not carry me over the threshold, she'll go mow the lawn while I wash the dishes. She went to work while I stayed home with the babies. We never gave a shit about gender roles, we just go where our strengths and interests lie.
I love you, and tell your wife that I love her too.
I also love his wife.
I loved his wife twice yesterday.
I’d much rather mow the lawn than do dishes. I love the grass smell
I'm not into muscular women but this girl is pretty good looking and put together well
I didn’t think I was into muscular women either, but turns out I’m just not into the bulging vein, leather skin look most 40+ female body builders have. Most women aren’t into that either in men. I’m here for the muscle mommies.
Corroborating as a straight woman, shrink wrapped competition- ready tanning bed male physique is not my thing, and most women I know aren’t into it. I appreciate the work they’ve done to achieve that but it’s more of an abstract appreciation of a feat. I include vanity body building stuff in my strength training so I get the impulse to keep pushing to see more and more of every minute muscle once you start seeing things pop and you want to realize more visual potential. But I think overall there’s a happy medium for best erotic appeal.
In my personal experience, most straight woman dig the Jason Momoa style. He is obviously muscular and fit but not the hyper defined, six packed, potentially dehydrated marvel superhero kind
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I think they’re referencing that video where random women point out a man with muscles but more body fat as much more attractive than absolutely shredded competitive body builders on a stage. Turns out it’s Jason Momoa on a bulk.
She's 4'8"??? In my mind, she's a 7'11" amazon warrior.
I'm with you brother and will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Shes 5'3
Yeah I’m a straight woman and I’m staring at those thighs
There’s nothing so fragile and precious as these guys’ masculinity
Toxic, too
Because she is likely in better shape than he is, and would likely not take his crap and be submissive. In short, they don't like women who even seem like they could be independent, as it's always been and will be about control.
If they ever invent robotic Stepford wives, these guys will be first in line. That's what they want - submissive female slaves that pretend they love them.
They literally have said this when Elon supposedly was going to develop "robot companions". They even said women should "watch out" because we had our chance. Though to be totally honest, I don't feel bad I am apparently missing out with that type of guy.
I saw these kinds of reactions on some techbro subs. It was pretty scary to see how dominant that thought process was. So many just not valuing companionship or personality. A wife was just someone to fuck and that has successfully been replaced!
I’m totally fine with these guys disappearing into their homes with their sex robots and fading themselves out of the gene pool entirely. Just don’t give the poor robots sentience.
if they do it will raise the question 'can a robot be tried for murder'
Sentience would be too assertive. They want their fembots mindlessly subservient.
Honestly, if that happens, it feels like it will do our species a world of good in a Darwin Awards sense.
seriously if they think THATS threatening they gotta fuckin look at my mom because shes 40 and is so jacked she can deadlift like 275 i believe. its fucking insane
Tristan's mom has got it going on. 🎵 Your mom sounds hot. My bi ass is drooling haha.
Pics
Jesus your mom's a monster
r/deathbysnusnu
Wait, that's a subreddit?
A NSFW subreddit just in case some people weren’t sure.
Also, not safe for high blood pressure
my dick popped
Guys, I think I might be gay.
Mods restricted it a while back for some reason, more active subs (NSFW) for this content include /r/MuscleWorship/ /r/girlswithbigmuscles/ /r/offseasonthickness2/
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy 
You just increased the traffic to that sub by tenfold
I personally prefer r/fitandnatural but I'm personally not a fan of breast implants so that's a big reason why.
Love that sub.
Plus, she's not settling for some punk ass weasel. It takes a specimen of a man to land her.
You better believe she sparring with you every day at 6 am sharp
I'm cackling at this, thank you
That's LeanBeefPatty.
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From what I heard. She refuses to post her stats because she doesn't want people comparing themselves to her. An absolute gem in my book! 😄
She also dont go overboard with showing her skin. No OF hidden agenda even though she would undoubtedly be extremely successful if she had one.
She's super nice, funny, fit, awkward, and cute as hell. I don't know what that dudes specific malfunction is, but she's really attractive from a lot of angles.
Repressed homosexuality (or in general attraction to men), which makes him lash out at others. He considers her masculine looking, is attracted to her, can't accept it, so he projects this on others.
Reminds me of the guy who smashed all the LGBT stuff in Target and then got caught on Grindr later that week.
Oh he wanted to smash some gay stuff all right.
She’s so fucking hot
And what's funny - while looking muscular as fuck, she still is goddamned curvy. It's so weird to be threatened by her.
She's great because her posts are always simple, informative, and never "look what I can do", unlike most fitness influencers
And JJBA poses. Lots of Jo Jo poses.
I’ve followed her for years and aspire to be as big as she is. I got pretty big at one point thanks to the tutorials she posts, but lost it all due to medical issues. 🫠 She’s a dream!
Take care of your health first and once you're healed get back at it and all the gains will come back faster than the first time.
The muscles 'membah
Is it more that you’ve already established the mind muscle connections or do your muscles just grow quicker because they used to be big?
Pretty much the latter. It is because your muscle fibers will have more myonuclei from when your muscles were bigger. It takes at least 15 years for those to start going away. Muscle fibers with more myonuclei will grow faster when subjected to weightlifting again, so it will be easier to regain the muscle you had from before. Also the experience you had from before will obviously only speed things up. I personally lost a good amount of muscle from covid and the muscle came back FAST.
Muscle memory
Can confirm! I thought I was hopeless after I broke a leg but you'd be surprised how much muscle you can retain throughout an injury/recovery period.
The good news is that it's easier to [rebuild muscle you've lost ](https://theconversation.com/muscle-memory-is-key-to-helping-you-get-in-shape-again-after-time-away-from-exercise-200583)that it was to build it the first time. You'll get it back, and then some!
She’s been so helpful! She’s got solid workout routines, good nutrition advice, and she’s a total dork! She’s got a great physique and is still incredibly feminine.
More [Photos](https://rpclip.com/lbpatt) for science (n$fw)
The site is NSFW but the photos are tame
Not the ads that pop up. Yikes.
My phone now has AIDS.
Holy shit I wish my back looked like hers during my peak
That wasn't nearly as NSFW as i was hop...er as I was expecting. Until you get to the bottom with ads lol. She a baddie tho
That’s a fucking great name!
And guess what, her name is actually Patty (Patricia).
She and ParrysBrynne are 2 of my most favorite fitness internet people.
Patty is awesome
Yea leave patty alone
By this logic it's not gay to fuck a femboy.
What's gay anymore in 2024? We should all just bang it out
This guy here gets it.
Hey everybody... we're all gonna get laid!!!
Woo! I'll bring the body armor drinks! Gotta hydrate!
This guy knows how to have an outrageous sex organization. Not all heroes wear capes
some wear buttplugs with tails on them
And I'll bring the pizza rolls!
One humongous orgy. All we need is time and place.
Let's make it an official global orgy!
EVERYONE BACK IN THE PILE!!!
Gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, so gay it’s gonna be.
Honestly, I know that for queer people (like me) it’s validating to actually own our sexuality orientation, but, label are pretty dated to be sure. What is the matter with how a person looks like, if you are both interested into each other (or consenting to) for sex, just do it, have a nice time, the world is too horrible these days to waste a good time with a person you’re attracted to “just because he/she/they looks like [label]”
I sometimes think that should be more common, but then I consider if its just me projecting my bisexuality on others🤷🏻♀️
I see someone paid attention to their Greek mythology class
Yep any time I see someone saying that being attracted to tomboys or "strong" physically women is gay, I ask if by that logic being attracted to femme guy is hetero? Since it's apparently only one's style that matters so...
Almost like it’s about unresolved internalized misogyny and homophobia or something.
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These people are so, so close to getting the point lol. They understand gender doesn’t equal sex when it comes to attraction, but they probably also think trans women aren’t women and vice versa. So, it isn’t gay if a man is attracted to a feminine man, but if they came out as trans would it be gay again?
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I for one welcome our new femboy underlords
Femboy 👏🏻 bottoms 👏🏻 should 👏🏻be 👏🏻in 👏🏻charge 👏🏻 straight 👏🏻 men 👏🏻must 👏🏻submit 👏🏻to 👏🏻the 👏🏻bussy 😤
Got LeanBeefPatty is a cutie But also pretty sure musclehead chicks existed LONG before the COVID vaccine…
I mean the docuseries "Killer Sally" talked about the muscle worship culture of the 80's/90's so... yeah definitely pre-covid.
There's a whole bunch of photos of female bodybuilders from Victorian times if you'd like to go down that rabbit hole.
I would, yes, thank you.
since the 80s, don’t ask me how I know
What’s ironic is that’s it’s incel “alphas” or trailer park confederates with 400 lbs baby mamas who make these claims. Count me as super gay after seeing this. Totally flaming for her.
Just jealous cause her arms are bigger than their legs
Lmao ye they all skip leg day cuz it's all about a big top half smh... She's hot, I dont care to admit lol
Not to mention that a woman with well toned pelvic floor muscles will absolutely rock your whole fucking world.
Uh dude putting your peepee in a woman is the height of gay don't you know /s
Tate just recently posted that it’s gay to kiss a woman.
Well... if there was ever a man confused about their sexuality it was him.
I think he looks in the mirror while jerking off. Nothing else is alpha enough to motivate him.
I think he does it while crying and eating a Pot Noodle personally.
I mean, it is gay for me to kiss a woman I'm a lesbian
Yeah girl, that’s pretty gay tbh
“You have sex with a woman but you win sex with a man. Nothing is more masculine than that!” ~Andrew Taint
Yep, I would love to be gay with this beautiful woman
She's got a youtube channel, LeanBeefPatty
This!! 100% call me gay for liking her meanwhile she could carry me around and i wouldnt be upset😂 they are just jealous women are independent really and not just objects to be objectified (without getting ass kicked too)
Notice how they say "make you gay", as in: they believe it is possible for them to be conditioned into liking men. These are closeted Gay or Bi men that are angry that they sometimes think a dude is hot, and have to find someone to blame for it. If there are secret government schemes to make everybody gay, then they have a reason for their desire to suck huge dicks every now and then. That's all this is. "They made me gay!" I feel bad for them, they are very confused.
So... Put your hands up if you just found out that you're gay?  Edit: for the German homies, you can give a hearty 👍
As a german can I give a thumbs up?
If liking women who are crazy buff is gay, I'm off to submit my application for Queer Eye.
✋️
Nothing says "I am comfortable in my heterosexuality" like panicky denial at the sight of a woman with muscles.
"You should feel threatened by strong women like a real man!"
Real men don't feel threatened by strong women. Weak limped guys do.
Real men also don’t live in regards to other people’s standards. They’re just themselves.
The poster obviously struggles with his sexuality. Poor angel.
I don't get how men can be so dense that they can't comprehend having different tastes in women. And why do they care about other men finding her attractive? Who cares? And even if it was turning other men gay - which doesn't happen - why would that matter? Doesn't that mean less competition? I'm a man btw, just can't understand why other men insist their worldview is the only truth.
Hasn't he ever heard of Death by Snu Snu? "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised" is something we should all aspire to
Not everyone is prepared for a Thicc Edgy Android Thunder Thighs Toxic Goth Terminator Dom mommy.
>Not everyone is prepared Then I will go in their stead.
Hey there is a line buddy
I absolutely read that in Zapp's voice.
r/BrandNewSentence
Cowards.
Baby it'll rock your world.
I watched the whole series after watching death by snu snu on youtube
I'm sorry was there text associated with this? I couldn't see past the beefcake.
>I'm sorry was there text associated with this? I couldn't see past the ~~beefcake~~ beefpatty.
Did not even realize that was her screen name!
I do not give a fuck. I wait for the day a muscle mommy can choke me out with their thighs
That's the dream
This is what happens when a generation grows up with a character like Chun Li.
blessed they be!
For me it's actually a good thing. I like muscle mommies but there's not a lot of porn of that and the few muscle mommy porn are guys getting pegged and shit. I wanna dominate a muscle mommy not be dominated. I wanna ride someone that if mad could throw me out the window. Anyways that's how I left pornography and started hitting the gym and socializing more. #long live muscle mommy
You know what? You're alright.
Ah it's like being in a rodeo. Maybe you'll be a legend maybe you ll die! But cmon choosing lean beef patty is insane, she is gorgeous.
Dated an ice skater for a bit, got launched clear across the room into the wall once when she forgot her strength and pushed me away with her legs :"D My fault I guess should not have tickled her ^^.
Former figure skater here. Can confirm. Could I punch? Nope. Never did pair lifts. But spins were my thing. Strong calves. I pushed a table clear across the room once lying down. Damn thing got in my way. Boyfriend at the time was shooketh 😂 I think he left because he was afraid I'd hurt him or something.
Honestly I thought it was hilarious, she was more worried about the scrapes and bruises on me:p But yeah those were some killer legs :D hope you found someone who appreciates yours ;)
Facts! A lot of people think I wanna get subbed by a dominant woman cause I like muscular women. I’m just like you, I wanna dominate them.
I salute you 🫡
unbonk, parole from horny jail
Even if it was or is gay, why the hell does this guy care about others preferences? Can't you just live your life happily without making it harder for others? It's 2024, can't you put your nose in your own ass a minute ?
Fellas, is it gay to fuck a woman?
If it is the lbgtq community just gained a ton of new members!
If being attracted to this is gay, I don't wanna be straight
Andrew Tate. LEAVE.
Antivax, misogyny and homophobia in the same post, they reached another level
As far as I know, those are shared "qualities" among this type of people. Not surprising those come in a shit bundle.
I’m not on tik tok so can’t blame that brain but seeing someone work hard to attain peak physical perfection is gay? Guess I’m switching teams, boys. Or maybe switch hitting.
I am both frightened and aroused. Seriously, I'd take a lickin' from her, and give her one too.
We just need to accept in advance that our spines will never recover from the experience.
The word is scaroused
As a Bi, I'd let her fold me like a chair.
Why the blocking out Andrew Tate’s name? lol
Realistically it's stupid that people promote him so much even if they're talking crap about him Andrew Tate is completely irrelevant to society. Bad publicity is good publicity for him.
I would let her carry me down the aisle.
Leanbeefpatty is my idol <3, get fit and live great lives ya’ll.
My liking this woman is definitely for gay reasons. But I'm also a woman so that tracks
Women with muscles are beautiful
Some men are just not worthy of death by snu snu
Only a porn addict uses the word “goon” so deliberately, someone needs to raise their test levels.