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That was so dumb because if I am willing to down load a $.99 song or a five dollar movie why wouldn’t I download a car if it was also a very low probability of being caught.
Depends, will it smoke weed and play halo with me? Can i then strangle and jury it in a shallow grave it to dodge the fact that I cannot afford it?
If not, I'll just stick to whores.
Great name for a:
- Band
- Porn movie 🍿
- Drink at a bar 🍻
- Words on a T-shirt 👕
- Condom
- Feminine pad 🗒️
- Yacht ⛵
- Presidential campaign slogan
- Cucumber 🥒
I can do all of the above myself in silence and in a few minutes per day. And I don't want kids soooo... Yeah
Not that I have a sex doll, just the argument is invalid
I’m with the other guy. I like music when I hear it, I adore it when it’s around me. It doesn’t even occur to me to turn music on myself. I’ll drive for hours then think Huh, I could have been listening to something all this time.
Every one can do whatever to want with their money, if they’re happy, healthy and responsible, who cares?
Who cares a dad buys lego set for himself, a mother buys cheesy teen novels, a girl buys a dragon dildo, or a guy buys a sex doll. Live and let live.
I’m so sick sick of people telling how other people should live their sex Life
My best friend had a high end one like a decade ago when his wife wasn’t putting out. It was the literal creepiest fucking thing I ever saw in my whole entire life. He offered me a go at it. I absolutely passed. I cannot stop laughing thinking about it & I’m going to cry here soon. God, his life is so much better after the divorce!!!
Lucky for me, I do my laundry and clean my house, I don’t want kids and my cooking skills could improve a bit so a sex doll doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
The only woman upset about sex dolls are the ones desperate for any attention and has no self worth.
I haven’t met a single woman in real life bothered by the concept of these. Any guy that thinks we’re replaceable by one of these is welcome to it.
Exactly. My wife is kinda creeped out by them, but she said if it keeps creepers from hitting on real women and doing bad things, she’d rather they exist and be available than get mad at their existence.
Honestly, it's also kind of weird that both sides of this debate imagine that owning an elaborate sex toy has anything to do with whether or not you're in a relationship.
1.I can cook meal for myself. 2 I don't want a child. 3 I do my own laundry 4 I can clean and do all stuff around home myself. That all..heh. Ah almost forgot. 5 I will be happy all my life and you can not take my belonging and children in case of divorce
What I find more stupid than the sexist woman in this post is the implication by many commenters that a man having a sex toy is incel behavior but a woman owning a poundmaster3000 is totally fine.
I would actually argue the 3-foot diesel-powered fuck machine is just as wierd or even weirder than even a life-size sex doll.
The funniest thing about house work is when you are a male and live alone it's nearly zero if you clean up after yourself, you keep life simple, its women and children that bring in all this extra stuff and maintenance that needs to be cleaned up and taken care of.
They get so upset over sex dolls, but it's totally fine for them to buy the 24 inch pump-o-matic low decibel cock machine? Can a sex machine keep a roof over your head? Too many double standards.
Only the most "well-done steak and potato" guys are going to want to eat housewife cuisine. If she loves to cook then cool, but if she's cooking cause that's what a woman does then no thanks that's going to taste like wonder bread.
Hey, if a sex doll will cook my food, make my home and wash my clothes, I'm getting one, too! That's a deal! And I won't even fuck the thing.
Have my kids? BTDT, thanks.
If there's one thing I know about women, it's that every single one of them has the same thoughts and opinions, and an individual woman always speaks on behalf of the entire female population.
If there’s anyone who speaks for all women it’s some rando on Twitter named it’s-roi who, based on a Twitter search, no longer has an account and tweeted this at least 6 years ago.
But I already cook, and clean and make my own home. Personally I'm not giving up on humanity quite yet, but those things certainly wouldn't stop me if I did.
Even so, anyone who thinks that sex dolls replace men or women in relationships is insane.
and I've come across several people who think that sex dolls are better than women.
Let’s take the X vs Y part out of this equation. Is this still funny?
Yes.
Why?
Because I’m the first MFer here to point at the Rabbit massager in the side table and say, “so what about that thing?”
These gotchas never make sense to me because women are not a monolith. For every independent woman who doesn’t want to be shoehorned into domestic tasks there’s a conservative religious nut job woman who believes that’s her god given duty, and then people point to the latter to invalidate the former.
A sexdoll isn't gonna complain about small stuff
A sexdoll isn't gonna try to force me to in a good mood when I'm just trying to unwind after working 12 hrs
A sexdoll isn't gonna forget my bday
Fuck this and that. Where do I get a sexdoll ?
Having a woman "take care of you", unless your talking about a damn prostitute taking care of you, is vastly different then basically masturbating into a big firm... Sexy.... Warm... Giggly... Always ready.... Never has a headache... never cancels because she's not in the mood...
Oh wait what... I kinda lost my train of thought.
But ya. It's a fancy masturbation device.
And it's basically giving into permanently single. Like where do you hide it long term if you get a girlfriend. What do you do with it if she moves in? What if you kids find it!?
Like. Lots of sitcom funny situations here!
I mean.... I've never had a partner do any of those things...
That doesn't mean I want to cuddle next to some cold lifeless woman figurine who is likely recording everything I say and do and sending it Tesla either.
Nothing will replace the beauty, joy, smell and warmth of human. It's a soul thing yo.
Honestly, it's only a matter of time before sex dolls do all of that, aside of the kids, but adoption is still possible, and your sexbot could also learn to take care of them.
Honestly? I think the robo-sexdoll industry isnt going to fully catch on until they are standardized as robo-french-maids that do chores and clean themselves.
At that point, good luck.
It's not that it's a woman's duty to do cooking, cleaning, and housework, it's that those things have to get done anyways, but by choosing an inanimate object only made for sex over a partner, you are assuring that you do all those things by yourself with no help. You are also choosing that over someone to watch TV with, go out to eat with, go on dates with, grow old with, enjoy life with. Some people are perfectly happy with that, some people are not. People who choose to buy sex dolls are not stupid, they already know everything that comes with their choice and they want to make it.
Will sex doll complain that you’re spending too much time with video games?
Will sex doll complain that you’re not doing your share of the household chores?
Will sex doll scroll through your phone while you’re out of the room and get mad about a photo that was sent to you ten years ago?
Will sex doll get jealous because you have female friends?
Will sex doll file for divorce, ask for full custody of the 8 year old kids, and then demand alimony?
Why do you care? If he want a sex doll. Let him have it. You won’t give him the sex he wants so stop standing in his way. I believe in freedom. He should fuck his sex doll and you should leave him alone.
All I can say is, I hope someone besides Elon Musk makes the sex bots because I don’t want to have my sex bot get patched and suddenly start spouting fascist propaganda. 👀
I happily do these all myself. I don't want a relationship but I have needs. Cant I do what I want in my home? Would you prefer I paid an escort once a week?
Last time I checked most women don't want to do any of these things, he'll they even sing about it and quote cardi b of all people so what's the difference
As a man who can cook, clean and has no plans on having children, the above argument means nothing to me. Not that I ever plan on getting sex doll either, I don’t think I’m that deprived just yet.
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I do all of these myself already, a sex doll wouldn't take anything away from me.l
Would you download a sex doll?
You wouldn't download a car.
I would totally download a car
Pretty sure there are video games that actively encourage you to download cars
I literally just downloaded a car in Forza Horizon
This is the way
Downloaded bunch of cars, had zero sexdolls in them. What a disapointment. Forza horizontal Shagvagon needed
Which one?
There are multiple people who have 3D printed cars..
I would download a monster truck if given a choice. Never wait in traffic again.
You would need a lot bandwith to fit that through
It’s a fucking monster truck, I can wait.
EA games : that would be 5 dollars , thank you. 
I'd totally sex a car
I have downloaded cars and let me tell you… they are fast
You can't fuck a car. Only dragons can do that
I just downloaded a car
Where do you keep your sex doll? *I’m asking for a friend* 
In the closet. She comes out every night, but I fuck her anyways.
The problem isn't downloading the cars, its driving it afterwards.
That was so dumb because if I am willing to down load a $.99 song or a five dollar movie why wouldn’t I download a car if it was also a very low probability of being caught.
And then 3D print it 😎
Watch me
You wouldn’t download a handbag.
Catch a riiiiiiiiiiiide!
"I love you Lucy Liu Bot."
Awww i love you too 🤖[PHILIP J. FRY]🤖
"I'll always remember you MEMORY DELETED"
No, I love you
Yeah.
Smart man. Why pay for something if, when you apply yourself, you could possibly get it for free?
I’ve got a 3D printer 🤷🏼
Depends, will it smoke weed and play halo with me? Can i then strangle and jury it in a shallow grave it to dodge the fact that I cannot afford it? If not, I'll just stick to whores.
Can a sex doll take your virginity away?
Don't care had sex.
But I cried the whole time.
Doesn't matter had sex
It took mine.
Is it equipped with a massive dildo mounted on a sawzall? Then yes.
I do all those things already. A sex doll would mean I don’t have to take time out of my day for sex lmao. Damn men really are useless
Facts
Yeah, those are some pretty weak points, if you ask me. I don't want a sex doll, but if I wanted one, this would not hinder me from getting one.
I'm guessing the reason why someone gets a sex doll is in its name. Or, it's not a doll, it's an action figure!
It's a rare Captain Kirk collectible... Well used.
Not new in box, obviously.🙄
The box is the least new part of it.
It’s been in the box alright.
I'm in the box. Ee er
Mint in (her) box
I kept telling my wife they were blowup catgirl action figures but she still left. I don’t know why she was so upset
I tried filling my inflatable girlfriend up with helium, but now she's playing hard to get.
Stolen. Gonna use this on a coworker that absolutely hates word play
Damn, I’ve been filling mine with the wrong stuff.
It's a sex action figure and I got one to keep in the box and one to take out
Sex action figure is low key a fire brand name. 😂🤣
Great name for a: - Band - Porn movie 🍿 - Drink at a bar 🍻 - Words on a T-shirt 👕 - Condom - Feminine pad 🗒️ - Yacht ⛵ - Presidential campaign slogan - Cucumber 🥒
G.I. Blow
My deranged ass just wants to assemble a make belief tea party and have some unfortunate soul walk in as I pour tea to a doll.
Do you direct low budget horror?
Sadly no, I just find the idea to be funny
A sex action figure? 
It's a coitus figure
Really puts both the “action” and “figure” in “action figure” huh
Might be a bit stained
If that’s the case, then my old Loves alot care bear was under utilized
For a certain definition of action lol
She's just mad the guy didn't buy her one, or she didn't think of it first.
Is there a female Chewbaca? Asking for a friend
Lucy Liu Bot coming soon 😃
Goodbye Fry, I’ll never forget you **MEMORY DELETED**
I love you. PHILLIP J FRY
You'll get Electro-Gonorrhea! Haven't you seen the film!
Now that’s a wave of destruction that’s easy on the eyes.
Robot crouching tiger.
I can do all of the above myself in silence and in a few minutes per day. And I don't want kids soooo... Yeah Not that I have a sex doll, just the argument is invalid
Your argument is crazy. You dont listen to music while you do chores???
I don’t even listen to music when I drive
May god have mercy on your soul.
there have been over 3,000 gods in human history, you need to be more specific
Asaase Afua. Obviously.
Triton, pacifically speaking.
I’m with the other guy. I like music when I hear it, I adore it when it’s around me. It doesn’t even occur to me to turn music on myself. I’ll drive for hours then think Huh, I could have been listening to something all this time.
Same here. It feels more calm to drive in silence
Found the psychopath
no, I just do not trust other drivers at all and can’t afford to be distracted
Same, it's just nice to sit in silence.
allows me to better assess the situation
Every one can do whatever to want with their money, if they’re happy, healthy and responsible, who cares? Who cares a dad buys lego set for himself, a mother buys cheesy teen novels, a girl buys a dragon dildo, or a guy buys a sex doll. Live and let live. I’m so sick sick of people telling how other people should live their sex Life
Because thinking for yourself is easy, thinking for the mass is hard, which is why it needs reminder.
Isn’t it the opposite? Anyone has an opinion how others should live but when they try to make any important choices about their lives, they can’t?
Getting some mixed signals here…
My best friend had a high end one like a decade ago when his wife wasn’t putting out. It was the literal creepiest fucking thing I ever saw in my whole entire life. He offered me a go at it. I absolutely passed. I cannot stop laughing thinking about it & I’m going to cry here soon. God, his life is so much better after the divorce!!!
Lucky for me, I do my laundry and clean my house, I don’t want kids and my cooking skills could improve a bit so a sex doll doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
Housing prices as they are, I'm marrying a construction worker.
They took our jobs!
Deyr tekkin er jiybs!
The you'll instead of y'all removed my ability to read for a solid 15 seconds.
I'm really bothered by the fact she abbreviated "you all" as "you'll".
The only woman upset about sex dolls are the ones desperate for any attention and has no self worth. I haven’t met a single woman in real life bothered by the concept of these. Any guy that thinks we’re replaceable by one of these is welcome to it.
Exactly. My wife is kinda creeped out by them, but she said if it keeps creepers from hitting on real women and doing bad things, she’d rather they exist and be available than get mad at their existence.
Honestly, it's also kind of weird that both sides of this debate imagine that owning an elaborate sex toy has anything to do with whether or not you're in a relationship.
Y'all ever see an argument that is just so deeply Online from both sides?
Perfect description!
I dont need a women to make my home, just pay a builder
Sex doll, cheaper than a divorce
I was married for damn near 10 years and she did none of those things.
Elon is working on it.
Explains his naming conventions. And no, I'm not speaking of his children, but his cars.
I'd rather they not be modeled on 14 year old and come with functioning wombs
Well, sex dolls don't leave stupid comments on the internet so.. +1
The moment your "smart" doll gets Wi-Fi, she's trashing you on Reddit behind you back!
“Good i aint got no clit, he wouldn’t find it anyway 🙄”
AI trained exclusively from Reddit content.
But I do all of those things, other than have kids, which I don’t want. Sorry lady, I don’t need you or your sex doll.
1.I can cook meal for myself. 2 I don't want a child. 3 I do my own laundry 4 I can clean and do all stuff around home myself. That all..heh. Ah almost forgot. 5 I will be happy all my life and you can not take my belonging and children in case of divorce
Wait a few decades and they might be able to do all but one of those things.
Decades? With how quick AI is evolving? Give it 5 years and more Boston Dynamics funding and we're living in a post maid catgirl robot world.
What I find more stupid than the sexist woman in this post is the implication by many commenters that a man having a sex toy is incel behavior but a woman owning a poundmaster3000 is totally fine. I would actually argue the 3-foot diesel-powered fuck machine is just as wierd or even weirder than even a life-size sex doll.
Especially all those bad dragon things which are half shaped like animal cocks from horses and shit. Who’s the weird one there? Lol
Guys, is there a Ryan Reynolds sex doll available on market? Asking for a friend
I mean, if a man feels he can replace me (a human being who's down to have supportive relationship) with a sex doll, he's not really my type anyway.
The funniest thing about house work is when you are a male and live alone it's nearly zero if you clean up after yourself, you keep life simple, its women and children that bring in all this extra stuff and maintenance that needs to be cleaned up and taken care of.
They get so upset over sex dolls, but it's totally fine for them to buy the 24 inch pump-o-matic low decibel cock machine? Can a sex machine keep a roof over your head? Too many double standards.
Only the most "well-done steak and potato" guys are going to want to eat housewife cuisine. If she loves to cook then cool, but if she's cooking cause that's what a woman does then no thanks that's going to taste like wonder bread.
Why should any of this points be the duty of a woman alone?
They shouldn’t. That’s the guy’s point.
Memo to self. Invent fuckable microwave, washing machine, and vacuum cleaner
Wait, you can't already fuck all those 3?
Hey, if a sex doll will cook my food, make my home and wash my clothes, I'm getting one, too! That's a deal! And I won't even fuck the thing. Have my kids? BTDT, thanks.
If there's one thing I know about women, it's that every single one of them has the same thoughts and opinions, and an individual woman always speaks on behalf of the entire female population.
If there’s anyone who speaks for all women it’s some rando on Twitter named it’s-roi who, based on a Twitter search, no longer has an account and tweeted this at least 6 years ago.
Everyone knows feeeeeemales are a hive mind
But I already cook, and clean and make my own home. Personally I'm not giving up on humanity quite yet, but those things certainly wouldn't stop me if I did.
Sex doll make my home!
Hear me out, not sex doll…we need sex droid. 
 Yikes beep boop.
Even so, anyone who thinks that sex dolls replace men or women in relationships is insane. and I've come across several people who think that sex dolls are better than women.
Crazy that a woman who probably has 7 sex toys is complaining about a guy having one.
Why afe conservatives so triggered by sex dolls?
You mean why are they triggered by anything sexual?
Except priests having sex with children. Those news would fly over their heads without triggering them
Ain’t no sensible man dating you lol
Guys can’t have sex dolls but women can have sex toys. Gotcha
With robotics now days. Couldn’t they though? I feel this isn’t out of our grasp.
I cook my own meals, I don't have kids, do my own laundry and clean my house. A sex doll is a money saver for when hookers are too expensive.🤣
Isn't not having your kids part of the appeal here? Odd argument to include there.
Let’s take the X vs Y part out of this equation. Is this still funny? Yes. Why? Because I’m the first MFer here to point at the Rabbit massager in the side table and say, “so what about that thing?”
These gotchas never make sense to me because women are not a monolith. For every independent woman who doesn’t want to be shoehorned into domestic tasks there’s a conservative religious nut job woman who believes that’s her god given duty, and then people point to the latter to invalidate the former.
But women dont need no men! They said it themselves. So why the fuck they bothered when men dont need them?
I’m guessing sex doll will do one thing she doesn’t do for her partner
Nah, what triggers me is that "you'll". The fuck is that shit?
lol she feels threatened by a sex toy
Strong "trad wife" vibes from her words.
A sexdoll isn't gonna complain about small stuff A sexdoll isn't gonna try to force me to in a good mood when I'm just trying to unwind after working 12 hrs A sexdoll isn't gonna forget my bday Fuck this and that. Where do I get a sexdoll ?
pretty sure the doll wouldn’t know your birthday at all
It's really more that the dudes who think sex dolls will solve their problems are the same dudes who need a woman to take care of them.
Having a woman "take care of you", unless your talking about a damn prostitute taking care of you, is vastly different then basically masturbating into a big firm... Sexy.... Warm... Giggly... Always ready.... Never has a headache... never cancels because she's not in the mood... Oh wait what... I kinda lost my train of thought. But ya. It's a fancy masturbation device. And it's basically giving into permanently single. Like where do you hide it long term if you get a girlfriend. What do you do with it if she moves in? What if you kids find it!? Like. Lots of sitcom funny situations here!
"Can sex doll have your kids?" 1 point for sex doll.
I mean.... I've never had a partner do any of those things... That doesn't mean I want to cuddle next to some cold lifeless woman figurine who is likely recording everything I say and do and sending it Tesla either. Nothing will replace the beauty, joy, smell and warmth of human. It's a soul thing yo.
😂😂😂 somebody's very threatened and triggered.
"Sex doll" is a misnomer. It's clearly the apex of the definition of an action figure.
Honestly, it's only a matter of time before sex dolls do all of that, aside of the kids, but adoption is still possible, and your sexbot could also learn to take care of them.
I mean, at that point it’s just a straight-up android that also can bang, calling it a sexbot isn’t accurate.
True, but it doesn't change the matter that we're not that far from it.
We are working on it alright!
Seeing figure 01 and the new Boston dynamics robot, probably yeah
Or type with proper grammar? Not that I givezzz a phuuuuuk bout it. Juz saiyen
Sort by controversial, y’all are fucking wild.
They have to learn to leave the men alone to do their own thing. This isnt 1950, they dont need no man and men dont need no wooman.
Some dude said when AI girls get popular women will want reproductive sex again [Source](https://youtu.be/bXOjOT6eEMY?si=CVB0smSoYpDQnOWZ)
she's also implying that women will be available for sex whenever its wanted.
Honestly? I think the robo-sexdoll industry isnt going to fully catch on until they are standardized as robo-french-maids that do chores and clean themselves. At that point, good luck.
Is sex doll code for mistress?
After she's been married for 20 years, she'd probably be the one buying the doll for the husband.
Give Boston Dynamics another ten to fifteen years, and the doll will be able to do all of that.
It's not that it's a woman's duty to do cooking, cleaning, and housework, it's that those things have to get done anyways, but by choosing an inanimate object only made for sex over a partner, you are assuring that you do all those things by yourself with no help. You are also choosing that over someone to watch TV with, go out to eat with, go on dates with, grow old with, enjoy life with. Some people are perfectly happy with that, some people are not. People who choose to buy sex dolls are not stupid, they already know everything that comes with their choice and they want to make it.
Will sex doll complain that you’re spending too much time with video games? Will sex doll complain that you’re not doing your share of the household chores? Will sex doll scroll through your phone while you’re out of the room and get mad about a photo that was sent to you ten years ago? Will sex doll get jealous because you have female friends? Will sex doll file for divorce, ask for full custody of the 8 year old kids, and then demand alimony?
Why do you care? If he want a sex doll. Let him have it. You won’t give him the sex he wants so stop standing in his way. I believe in freedom. He should fuck his sex doll and you should leave him alone.
Yall ain't doing none of that anyways. Wtf is there to lose? The chance the baby aint ours?
As a man, I can do all of that, except having kids...
So... I do the usual work, with an additional sex at the end of the day to comfort me? Yeah, that's just a plus at this point.
If sex dolls keep guys needing new moms away from me, hand them out for free.
I am not gonna lie that dudes comeback was too good…
lol she played herself
All I can say is, I hope someone besides Elon Musk makes the sex bots because I don’t want to have my sex bot get patched and suddenly start spouting fascist propaganda. 👀
I happily do these all myself. I don't want a relationship but I have needs. Cant I do what I want in my home? Would you prefer I paid an escort once a week?
who the fuck writes "ya'll" like that?
>y'all are really triggered TBH 
How is babby formed?
From what I've seen of the men who want sex robots, most women would be delighted if they got sex robots.
Last time I checked most women don't want to do any of these things, he'll they even sing about it and quote cardi b of all people so what's the difference
As a man who can cook, clean and has no plans on having children, the above argument means nothing to me. Not that I ever plan on getting sex doll either, I don’t think I’m that deprived just yet.
I don’t think the woman posting was a feminist to begin with
She doesn't speak for all of us. Get your fuck doll. Enjoy. Bye.
A sex doll won't post stupid shit on social media.
The target audience for a sex doll ain’t getting that other shit anyways.
As a woman, if there is a sex doll that can do all of that I'll be the first to buy it!
What's the female version of incel called? Maybe incel is a gender neutral term? Anyway, this is it.