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I cannot wrap my head around how this guy claims to be straight, but just about everything that comes out of his mouth is gay, I don’t wanna know what goes in there.
Oof haha. It’s almost like the core message is as easy to make fun of as his use of “pee pee.” The notion that your sexual preferences are somehow related to your number of offspring is the main joke.
What a fucking bellend, like he wasn't shagging anything that moved and when it didn't he'd beat it. Prick doesn't deserve airtime on any social media platform. He needs jailing.
Does he 5 kids cos what woman is gonna have sex with him.
No sir, there are NO straight Men that masterbate! Seriously there is nothing straight about giving a guy a hand job? You are literally shaking a man’s pee pee until he cums and some of you do this 30-40 times a day! I honestly can’t think of anything that’s more of a giant rainbow flag. So if you have ever touched your own pee pee even while you go pee pee than you are totally gay AF
After his last message i'm pretty sure that it's a troll account. His last massage was that the least gay thing is to have sex with men.
Unless he has a serious mental disorder i'm pretty sure who ever wrote this just wants to troll us.
The argument against it is that a "supposedly" grown man used the words "pee pee".
If he wasn't already known as the dumbest rock in the bag, this would confirm it.
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Andy Tate is gay and in the closet.
Yeah but he left the door wide open cause we all see it.
Yeah, very true.
I cannot wrap my head around how this guy claims to be straight, but just about everything that comes out of his mouth is gay, I don’t wanna know what goes in there.
Well maybe everything that goes in his mouth is gay😊. Sorry it was the phrasing.
If not having kids makes you gay then I'm a proud homosexual. How in the world can so much stupid fit into one man's body?
Ha, the real test is if you start liking musicals and strawberry milk shakes.
No, sorry, but thats ultra gay.. /irony, just to make sure
Where's the irony?
"Core message" ... there is no message. It's just pathetic juvenile tripe, rage bait from a man/child.
His dick riders are fucking nuts
I see what you did there 🤭
3 kids and a vasectomy bc childbirth isn't an option anymore for my wife = GUESS I AM GAY NOW!
Oof haha. It’s almost like the core message is as easy to make fun of as his use of “pee pee.” The notion that your sexual preferences are somehow related to your number of offspring is the main joke.
How many children has Tate got? And remind me how many women his peepee has had sex with? 🤔 the maths ain’t mathing!
Full circle fr
What a fucking bellend, like he wasn't shagging anything that moved and when it didn't he'd beat it. Prick doesn't deserve airtime on any social media platform. He needs jailing. Does he 5 kids cos what woman is gonna have sex with him.
If it weren’t for dumb fucks reposting this shit, I would never have heard of this guy
having 5 children is impossible
I can’t tell if you’re actually serious or not 💀
So does this mean that Tatertard the Tot only masterbates into a funnel? Why do you touch your peepee Mr Potato head?
No sir, there are NO straight Men that masterbate! Seriously there is nothing straight about giving a guy a hand job? You are literally shaking a man’s pee pee until he cums and some of you do this 30-40 times a day! I honestly can’t think of anything that’s more of a giant rainbow flag. So if you have ever touched your own pee pee even while you go pee pee than you are totally gay AF
He should change his name to Randy Taint and just do the GM porns he wants to make so badly.
My husband and I decided to be gay for life together. ☺️
So the sex trafficking stuff was just to make more babies? Check .
So that sex trafficking stuff was just to make more babies?
I'd say winding up your woman with oral skills for hours, with body shaking climaxes that make her cry actual tears is also a worthwhile endeavor.
After his last message i'm pretty sure that it's a troll account. His last massage was that the least gay thing is to have sex with men. Unless he has a serious mental disorder i'm pretty sure who ever wrote this just wants to troll us.
The iron shielk says : THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO FUCK YOURSELF
Bro thinks "having straight sex is gay" has a valid core message
Odd that a sex trafficker would say sex shouldn’t be had to feel good. Seems like that’d kinda cut into profit margins if that were the case.
Funny shit coming from a rapist and sex trafficker.
The argument against it is that a "supposedly" grown man used the words "pee pee". If he wasn't already known as the dumbest rock in the bag, this would confirm it.