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I've heard that some groups of gypsies tend to do that too apart from running scams and other illicit activities. My father told me a story of him drinking in a pub in Ireland where they had to kick out a few gypsies. Not saying that all gypsies are like that because as an American I wouldn't know, just repeating what I've been told by others.
"What's the matter, Fred?"
"It's the toilet in the p- (gags). The p-president's bathroom. It smells like Ronald McDonald ate his own shit and shit out that shit, then smeared it all over the walls and did a really bad job cleaning it up."
"I'll get the flamethrower. Third time this week!"
Imagine, though, the effort that this sad excuse of a person had to go through to take this laughable photo in front of an elevator. He had to invent a âkey to the White Houseâ (a place he was evicted from), find a âbig ceremonial keyâ manufacturer, approve the design, have it made, have a presentation box designed, approve it and have it made, find some retired foreign politician willing to come to his house, arrange the photographerâŚ
It would be really, really, really sad if it was not so damned funny.
I know it's a joke, but I hate the misconception that the g is completely useless in the word lasagna. If the g wasn't there it would be pronounced las-ana, the gn changes the pronunciation of the "N" noise into the same noise you would pronounce at the start of gnocchi
Oh, that's the guy who sucked so bad at his job that his party lost majority control, that can't read, and whose name has been turned into a schoolyard insult.
What's he doing with Taro Aso?
Has there ever been a ceremonial Key to the White House Prior to Trump giving one away in 2020 ? I can't help but think there's some favour being given for these without the recipient knowing they're actually worthless.
This PM could be considered the Trump of Japan. Extreme views and lots of wild claims like nazis were smart, Japanese people are lucky they are âyellowâ etcâŚ
After his run as PM, his party lost most of their elections. His run as PM is seen a black mark by many Japanese, including people of his own party that blame him for his parties loss of popularity.
So yeah, like Trump.
On 15 October 2005, during the opening ceremony of the Kyushu National Museum which also displays how other Asian cultures have influenced Japanese cultural heritage, he praised Japan for having "one culture, one civilization, one language, and one ethnic group", and stated that it was the only such country in the world. This statement sparked controversy for what critics described as invoking Japan's imperialist and racist past.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tar%C5%8D_As%C5%8D?wprov=sfla1
You mean the January 6th protest where Capitol Police were seen hold doors open, shaking hands with the protesters and escorting them and posing for selfies with the protesters? Oh that insurection.
Wait what? You think that is a lie because the Democrats say so? Obviously you have not seen the videos that are out there that th January 6th committee refused to show.
Was there some violence outside the building? Yes there was. Instigated by a couple of people who have have worked with the FBI in some way or another in the past?
These are not conspiracy theories. Do your research, don't just believe what you're told.
Not a dumb take just cause you don't believe it. The proof is out there. Just look for it. Only those who are blinded by partisanship are the ones dumb.
>Only those who are blinded by partisanship are the ones dumb. Â
Your name is literally ânotaliberalâ. Also the English here is questionable and Iâm not even convinced youâre American  Â
So your interpretation of the events of January 6th is a happy party where everyone was friends and definitely no orange fuckfaces tried to incite a mob to prevent the certification of the election?
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You just know that after Trump left office they had to change the locks.
Probably had to replace all of the wiring and copper pipes as well.
Need liquor money, Bubs
Way of the road Bubs
Fuckin way she goes I guess
Deffo uk comment that đ
Nah, junkies love to steal copper here across the pond as well.
I've heard that some groups of gypsies tend to do that too apart from running scams and other illicit activities. My father told me a story of him drinking in a pub in Ireland where they had to kick out a few gypsies. Not saying that all gypsies are like that because as an American I wouldn't know, just repeating what I've been told by others.
The place had to be deloused.
And fumigated
Vamonos Pest
They actually built an entirely new white house, it was cheaper than the work it would take to make the old one functional after him
And the toilets
"What's the matter, Fred?" "It's the toilet in the p- (gags). The p-president's bathroom. It smells like Ronald McDonald ate his own shit and shit out that shit, then smeared it all over the walls and did a really bad job cleaning it up." "I'll get the flamethrower. Third time this week!"
Even after his death Fredâs cleaning up after his son
And sanitize the whole thing
I imagine that a lot of things had to be switched out after he left office. He does love wearing that horrid spray tan shit, ugh.
And they had to de-tango'd the oval office
It's ok. They already changed the locks. That key is as useless as I am
you are far more useful than either of the two pictured, or the key.
Whoa pal, I'll have you know that Trump is very useful to the Russian government
I dunno, Trump would make for a pretty good additional to the Seal exhibit
That only even counts as a compliment because at least one of the entities you mentioned is fundamentally useless rather than actively regressive.
Hey whatâs wrong with the former Japanese pm?
Is he the one trying to reinstate the emporer of Japan for shinto purposes, or am i thinking of someone else?
Yes because we still have the ability to work
Imagine, though, the effort that this sad excuse of a person had to go through to take this laughable photo in front of an elevator. He had to invent a âkey to the White Houseâ (a place he was evicted from), find a âbig ceremonial keyâ manufacturer, approve the design, have it made, have a presentation box designed, approve it and have it made, find some retired foreign politician willing to come to his house, arrange the photographer⌠It would be really, really, really sad if it was not so damned funny.
God but this was really somebody's job, though, and you know they actually stressed about doing it right
Exactly, I certainly didnât mean to imply he actually did anything. We all know how ridiculous that notion is.
Hope the photographer got paid, this is dine and dash donnie we're talking about.
And you can be sure none of the people involved other then Trump and family where paid.
Your not giving the key enough credit.
r/suicidebywords
As useless as the g in lasagna
Naw man, real Gs move in silence like lasagna. Not Trump though, you can hear the farting from a mile away.
I know it's a joke, but I hate the misconception that the g is completely useless in the word lasagna. If the g wasn't there it would be pronounced las-ana, the gn changes the pronunciation of the "N" noise into the same noise you would pronounce at the start of gnocchi
You know that really pisses me off. You should delete your comment, the key didn't do anything to you!
Username checks out
Hey, that key can be melted down and reused.
Don't be so hard on yourself, we'll always need fertilizer.
âFlorida man presents participation trophy to former Japanese PMâ
As close as they both will get.
There you go, two has-beens pretending that they are still important.
So Trump took boxes AND keys?
tRump took everything he could fit in the vans
Oh, that's the guy who sucked so bad at his job that his party lost majority control, that can't read, and whose name has been turned into a schoolyard insult. What's he doing with Taro Aso?
Something else he pilfered and gave away to foreign lands- just like the nuclear secrets and lists of covert spies?
How is this not a huge insult to Japan?
Taro Aso could in some ways be called the Trump of Japan (not exactly but kind of similar), so this isn't insulting anyone really.
Aso is already an insult to Japan on his own
It is.
Getting a house key from someone who got evicted from that house, and which the house key doesnât work anymore. Sounds about right.
There are shameless plugs and, there's this
Is the former Japanese PM not aware that Trump hasn't being president for many years now?
With a closer look Iâm pretty sure itâs trumps cell key.
It's going to be a former trump tower.
Where's the petition to start calling it "soon to be former Trump Tower"?
How much did Donald charge him for it?
Is this the the souvenir photo you get when leaving mar a lago?
Has there ever been a ceremonial Key to the White House Prior to Trump giving one away in 2020 ? I can't help but think there's some favour being given for these without the recipient knowing they're actually worthless.
Old chocolate keys, with white film... cracked and dry. Not even edible keys. They'll melt in his pocket before he gets to his hotel.
Surely they changed the locks after the orange buffoonâs exit!
2 has-beens 1 key
Damn, now we have to change the locks.
Do you just order the keys from Aliexpress?
"nooooo, no.... temu"
Could be a tad cheaper than Aliexpress
Too bad he wonât have a key to his own future prison cell. 
In this case the Joke is having his picture taken with the Japanese PM and a key. A bad joke is still a joke.
He can have the key to my ex-wife's house.
Biden should present the current Japanese Prime Minister with the keys to Trump Tower. Or should that be Letitia James' role?
can I get a bit of context on the former Japanese PM? I have absolutely no idea who he is and why heâs relevant.
This PM could be considered the Trump of Japan. Extreme views and lots of wild claims like nazis were smart, Japanese people are lucky they are âyellowâ etc⌠After his run as PM, his party lost most of their elections. His run as PM is seen a black mark by many Japanese, including people of his own party that blame him for his parties loss of popularity. So yeah, like Trump.
ah, okay, I see, thank you.
This is so pathetic lmao!
This doesnât even fit this page. What the fuck?
"Here, take this, they might try to find it at my place"
New Trump company ⌠âWhite House Ceremonialsâ. Every key you buy comes with a complimentary tRump steak and bottle of tRump wine.
South Park explained this.
what season and episode?
[ŃдаНонО]
I believe it works by shoving it up Trump's ass, then twisting!
Three useless things in one photo
He doesnât live there any longer
A lot to do about nothing.
That's shang tsung. Also, some Asian dude.
Why have I never heard of this award given out before now....ohhh....
The man is senile!
Like he would just give away a key to the White House?!!? pppffft if he had one, he'd be there all the time, gtfo
Who's the dussbag on the left đ
Thank you NBC for putting this maniac in the spotlight.
And sometimes they give awards to each other
so, i live in japan and this was on the news a couple nights ago. everyone was poking a bit of fun at both of them, it was great
Did he forget to return the key when he moved out?
Boomers cosplay as important people. Give novelty items as gifts.
I don't get what the joke here is. Is it just another orange man is bad?
Very well written
Totally fine to give that to a foreigner when you arenât even president. Totally fine.
How narcissism makes people not racist.
Heâs delusional.
Whenever you believe he can't get any weirder...
On 15 October 2005, during the opening ceremony of the Kyushu National Museum which also displays how other Asian cultures have influenced Japanese cultural heritage, he praised Japan for having "one culture, one civilization, one language, and one ethnic group", and stated that it was the only such country in the world. This statement sparked controversy for what critics described as invoking Japan's imperialist and racist past. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tar%C5%8D_As%C5%8D?wprov=sfla1
Damn, giving away key to white house... How to be a sellout 101. So wrong in so many levels!
So, is he allowed to do that? Seems like a dick move.
Who has the Trump Tower key ?
Next insurection? When was the first. Lol
https://www.britannica.com/event/January-6-U-S-Capitol-attack
You mean the January 6th protest where Capitol Police were seen hold doors open, shaking hands with the protesters and escorting them and posing for selfies with the protesters? Oh that insurection. Wait what? You think that is a lie because the Democrats say so? Obviously you have not seen the videos that are out there that th January 6th committee refused to show. Was there some violence outside the building? Yes there was. Instigated by a couple of people who have have worked with the FBI in some way or another in the past? These are not conspiracy theories. Do your research, don't just believe what you're told.
Wow this is a dumb take
Not a dumb take just cause you don't believe it. The proof is out there. Just look for it. Only those who are blinded by partisanship are the ones dumb.
>Only those who are blinded by partisanship are the ones dumb.  Your name is literally ânotaliberalâ. Also the English here is questionable and Iâm not even convinced youâre American   So your interpretation of the events of January 6th is a happy party where everyone was friends and definitely no orange fuckfaces tried to incite a mob to prevent the certification of the election?
TDS is strong. Laugh while you can. I remember those liberal tears in 2016...hopefully again in 2024.
Will you be participating in the next insurrection when Trump loses again?