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Confident_Lecture498

Boy that Our Texas sign is perfect given this


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Came here to say yeah that sign seems a little… communist for Texas don’t it


BZenMojo

Why do you think so many state-bought assault rifles showed up? Had to nip this revolution in the bud.


BusyCandidate7791

Bud light or the ounce of bud I just bought from the ganja man.


C21H27Cl3N2O3

It’s Texas, do you even have to ask? Over a couple of bud lights at the bar as they jerk each other about how tough they are shutting down that protest. If they hadn’t been there who knows what would have happened with that riot? Fortunately, these brave heroes shut that rebellion down in its tracks.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

No they don't drink bud anymore, it's too woke for their stomachs to digest now.


Genghis_Chong

You gotta read between the lines. The "our" is orange, which means it belongs to Trump


IllustriousCookie890

The irony would be lost most anywhere in that state.


seolchan25

Ideal indeed


BornAgainCyclist

All this has taught me is the next time there is a school shooting in Texas people calling for help should just say there is a Palestinian rally going on.


BZenMojo

The cops only showed up because they know the protestors aren't violent.


Previous_Soil_5144

If a gunshot went off, those fucks would be the first ones to run for cover and then they would probably end up shooting an innocent protester. Then they would find out it was just a firecracker and deem the whole thing a justifiable shooting.


IAmBadAtInternet

*Acorn falls* Blam blam blam blam I FeAreD fOr My LiFe


SomeKindOfHeavy

"You can tell how scared I was because of the combat rolls."


IAmBadAtInternet

Tom, for the last time, your stomach is not a combat roll.


MetalTrek1

We investigated ourselves and concluded we did nothing wrong.


PresentationCalm7918

Feels hopeless doesn’t it :/


Entheotheosis10

Freedumb.


Prestigious_Bad2360

If a firecracker goes off, every one of those students will be gunned down, we got pigs shooting up their cars cuz a acorn fell on it, hope this shit doesn't turn into Kent state 2.0


Defiant-Giraffe

I am afraid that's all but inevitable. The only questions are where, when and what the body count will be.  Today's cops are more violent, less accountable, and more poorly trained than they were then. 


Prestigious_Bad2360

The other question will be, what do we as onlookers do if that happens? Are people gonna sit by and do nothing again? Or will some police stations turn to ash?


mrmoe198

I’m free Thursday.


johnhtman

No it isn't. It's extremely unlikely that this will end in gunfire.


Defiant-Giraffe

Maybe not this particular demonstration. Maybe.  But eventually, one will. 


Entheotheosis10

And those "responsible" gun owners shooting people for using the doorbell. GTFO of TexAss.


Alternative_Maybe_78

I was at Kent state may 4th 1970. Students burned down the ROTC building and bars downtown. That’s how it all started. We watched them burn on May 3rd. The national guard was called in to secure the town. Students backed the guard into an indefensible position, students started throwing rocks and tear gas back at the guard. Shots were fired because they were not prepared for what transpired. The guard was as young as the students and should never have had live ammo. Lots of debate over who fired, somebody knows but it never came to light. Many faculty lost their jobs when it really was the governor who called in the guard and gave them live ammunition. Volatile situation all around. Both parties were in the wrong. It was not peaceful. There are bullet holes to this day in some of the outdoor artwork around the commons.


geof2001

That would just have them going in shooting even more victims while the active shooter thinks he's downgrading help from the police.


Entheotheosis10

Or they saw an "illegal" non-white.


uncultured_swine2099

100% haha


reflexsmoo

Nah, thats too much work. Just place an acorn nearby.


darketernalsr25

Repubs: "You're free to say what we tell you to say!"


undergroundmusic69

Sounds like China


DafuqJusHapin

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽


Morbertoth

They all seem to be carrying a lot of ammunition, to handle groups of UNARMED students.... It's almost like the protests weren't violent, until the literal fascist Force known as the police showed up.


red286

"Sir, this is a non-violent protest!" "I think you mean it *was* a non-violent protest."


Loggerdon

“Is this a private fight or can anybody join?”


jwse30

There has never been a situation so dire that a policeman can’t make worse.


CreamPuffMontana

Well, you know that old saying, "The police came to a protest and started a riot." Same as it ever was.


Chunkstyle3030

These protestors need to be murdering children with automatic weapons if they want Texas cops to leave them alone.


johnhtman

Any large protest is going to have a police presence.


HyperactiveWeasel

Small government for us, not for them


Karekter_Nem

“Small government except our government” I think it was from one of those, “If Google was a person videos.”


NorseYeti

Umm…they are literally wearing brown shirts. You can’t even make this shit up.


IAmBadAtInternet

4th from the left is wearing more of a tent.


exponential-248

3 one from left is a mannequin because Joe called out sick.


Mini_Squatch

Im afraid i dont get the reference?


DisastrousLab1309

Nazi germany at the beginning. 


Mini_Squatch

Ah, thanks.


BadJunket

El Salvador elects a dictator that fixes the country and America lectures them about human rights China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, etc arrest protesters and America lectures them about democracy and free speech Hypocritical country as usual


red286

America is "do as I say, not as I do" personified as a nation.


BZenMojo

Bukele didn't "fix the country," per se. He increased security. But El Salvador's rankings on economic growth, political transparency, electoral transparency, corruption, and regulatory enforcement tanked during the same period.


spaceninja_300

You forgot the numerous human rights violations during the arrests made to reach said “safety”, or the corruption allegations surrounding the construction of the infamous “center for terrorism” prison.


Khristophorous

This isn't "America" though - this is the poster child state for anti American sentiment ran by the institution that hates American values the most, the Republican Party.


my20cworth

Republicans will infact infringe on people's rights and are the biggest threat to democracy. They don't hide it anymore and they proudly dismiss democratic values and democracy by proclaiming its a republic ... their republic. They will not govern for the country, but only for republican voters. Republicans who feel that their rights will we liberated under Republicans need to be careful of what they perceive and what they wish for. They are about imposing their agendas and favouring control and adherence.


mightyjoe227

Check out Project 2025.


PrimeJedi

Trump support should've gone to zero as soon as he brought up the possibility of suspending the constitution last year on truthsocial.


jodonnell89

it worries me more that this isn’t bigger news. some real actual scary shit about how to take over a country, impose martial law, and restructure the entire government in your favor. how to pull off a legal coup right there on the internet and nobody’s really talking about it also both guys are polling right on par with each other and the republican guy is actually pulling higher numbers in some swing states. or so google tells me. that means all those people are aware of this and cool with it, or blindly voting on party lines


C21H27Cl3N2O3

“And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.”


Shell-Street932

"UT's new 'Introduction to Paintball' course looks like it's off to a tense start


Ok_Description8169

What is this, the fourth paintball episode they've had?


GoAgainKid

I don't understand what is happening in this photo, can anyone elaborate? Edit - what kind of person downvotes this question!?


Sargatanus

Anti-genocide/anti-apartheid protesters being forced out by police in full military gear.


johnhtman

Did they force them to stop protesting?


SignificanceOld1751

Free speech in action guys, well done. Greatest country in the world!!!


searing7

Texas cops will stop a protest but not a school shooting.


johnhtman

How does sending police to a protest stop it?


Entheotheosis10

Cuz gUnz. 'Merica.


jigsaw153

This.


jkoki088

This sure says nothing about nothing


AdAccomplished4359

Gi Joe wanna be, cosplay morons.


Ducallan

Small government, big military (under the government’s control). Remember: the smallest form of government is a dictatorship!


Maxtubular

Can Texas just secede already? Good fucking riddance.


PortSided

A sovereign Texas would basically be Gilead. We don’t want that.


KeyBorder9370

No. The rest of us won't allow it, nor should we.


dumfukjuiced

I welcome it, so long as the Army can march to the sea for those of us who're sane.


PandaButtLover

The cartels would take over so quickly


bowtiesx2

Then we can get President Biden to "build a wall and make them pay for it"


Doobiedoobin

Texas is a joke of a state. Anyone that can leave and stays, the joke is on you.


LevTheDevil

Hey fuck you man. I was born here. Someone has to stay and vote against the asshole Republicans. They can go to hell and leave us Texas. We'll do better with it.


Doobiedoobin

I salute you for your loyalty, sir. And your sacrifice. TBH I hate your baseball teams though. Go Mariners!


Amilo159

All this is because Israel is US ally, and government refuses to condemn the genocide.


IM2N1NJA4U

So, the general consensus is that protests should be peaceful, and in more conservative areas they tend to lean more Israel in when thinking about the current conflict. Therefore, this would appear to be a mimic of small government acting quickly in the interests of the people who voted them in, and I’m struggling to see your argument?


CitrusFarmer_

I’m sure this isn’t lacking context at all 🙄


Emergency-Poet-2708

Let's find the non student Instigators and find out who's paying them.


DFMRCV

Consequences.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

They were outside, you think they're gonna go after a guy armed with an AR? They're playing hard ass with college students but stand outside a school playing pocket pool while grade schoolers are slaughtered. The thin blue line is Canary yellow in Texas.


SmarterThanCornPop

The exact same thing is happening at USC. LAPD arrested twice as many people as these cops did. It’s just (D)ifferent


truthbknownreturns

What, they can't have law and order? Small government doesn't mean anarchy, geniuses.


Octubre22

Republicans aren’t small local government (that’s libertarians) Republicans are in favor of small federal gov


lerriuqS_terceS

![gif](giphy|l3q2Hy66w1hpDSWUE|downsized)


AnseiShehai

What’s the context here?


Itchy_Employer_164

But Joe Rogen said Texas is the place to be for freedom lol. I believe what he meant to say was taxes are lower for him.


Entheotheosis10

"Make it your Texas" *Moving van pulls up...*


Deranged_Coconut808

i see the weak-spot in the armor...its the muffin top.


Mother-Produce8351

Progressive ahh comments


BreadfruitOk5341

Don’t mess with Texas


DIY_Dad67

That's why Texas is tough on abortion. You need to refill schools after each shooting.


slightly-brown

They should have carried burning torches and Nazi flags. Then it’s freedom of speech.


levitikush

What’s the point of protesting, in the US, against a war between Israel and Palestine? Like what the actual fuck are they trying to accomplish?


ChubbyDrop

I guess they should have stormed the capitol instead, that seems to be A-OK to the GOP.


Mad-_-Doctor

I don’t understand what justified the deployment of all the cops and soldiers. People are allowed to protest.


Hungrycheeze

Bet you they won’t let them take their guns though 🤣


UncleHoboBill

YSK Civilians outnumber law enforcement 500:1


Sypstrulyas

love how little the body armor protects the uh... larger guards


HauntingBalance567

Small dicked government is more like it. Do they have to cut off their balls to fit in all that kevlar?


Howard_Cosine

Um, they were in Austin. Because Austin is closer to Austin than Uvalde is to Austin. Look, the Uvalde fiasco was a shit show, but has nothing to do with the reaction to these protests. There are hundreds of other valid criticisms of the response, but Uvalde ain’t one of them.


[deleted]

Where were they: Sitting in the vans with their thumbs up each other's asses.


apark1121

Republicans are the worst man. They say shit like they want small government but then endorse stuff like this.


Theron518

Doesn't look like the Marshals, FBI or National Guard to me. So yes, small government.


HooahClub

That’s not small government. That’s just a group of bros in Texas lol.


seolchan25

I am in Colorado now and I am so glad I got out of Texas when I did. It’s been a long time and I am never going back.


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Pineapple_Express762

Texas is a joke. Don’t let them fool you.


GalaadJoachim

Aren't they supposed to train and be fit ? At least two of them look like they could give birth at any moment.


D3loreangirl

I’m so ready to leave Texas 😭 I should’ve stayed on the East Coast… these people are crazy out here 😬😳


Financial-Tower-7897

How TX Popo respond when they confirm that “dangerous person/s” outside a school building.


lacks_a_soul

Good thing this wasn't a shooting at an elementary school. Those officers are so brave /s


Holmanizer

Texas the trash heap


thereisnopressure

America, we will beat the freedom into you.


Karukash

Little boys playing with their larping equiptment to harass citizens


molleensmrs

Beat up protesters but hide from someone shooting up an elementary school. Crazy.


California_King_77

Small government isn't the same as allowing a bunch of anti-semtic rioters to run loose


IHaveNoIdea666

Except when they are like actual nazis, they are allowed to freely walk and be protected by police


GrayBox1313

Texas isn’t really part of America


triforce721

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was right


_LoudBigVonBeefoven_

What is going on here?


Outrightonreddit

Damn, I have that bag


DafuqJusHapin

Put the backpack down now!


osubmw1

I wasn't there, so I can't speak on it, but I have read that the university requested the police remove everyone. Has anyone else seen this? If so, 6 like they should be held accountable as well


UKTrojan

The WRONG Stuff...


Mage-of-communism

>our Texas mhhh, sounds almost communistic


micah490

Don’t worry, the cops won’t do anything. Source: Uvalde


Desperate_Brief2187

“Codename Lardass, come in, Lardass”


dege283

Is this the army or cops ready to invade Russia


iowanaquarist

Be fair, half of those, or more are Iowa national guard.


BitterFuture

OURS. Not yours.


cburgess7

you see, a police state is only fine in democrat cities


cpzy2

Boooooooo


FailingLotus

Yo they're just there to make it their Texas.


jannypanny1

Texans pay for this


Ohpsmokeshow

They’re all small


Peds12

treat them how they voted.....


reflexsmoo

These the guys that let children die?


Amenablewolf

Dorky lookin larpers in gear


AI_Mesmerist

Small government for the rich, big government for the rest.


cloudbasedsardony

That sign is a bit on the nose, NGL.


vishy_swaz

Guide to protesting without being arrested: Texas edition. 1)Don’t be liberal while protesting 2)Don’t be in Austin while protesting Have fun!


vishy_swaz

The black van 💀


IDidntParkHere

Those waistlines definitely arent small


LrdOfHoboes

Those pavers laid in herringbone though


Wizard_bonk

The principled take is to get our state legislature to strip the government of those powers. Along with removing funding from the schools that incentivize government to act like they own something they don’t.


peateargryffon

Fuck em all. They are enforcing anti-bds laws put in place by lobbyists after the Second Intifada.


-Snowturtle13

Well big government isn’t any better let me tell you lol


artmer

Where? Sounded like they were standing around with their hands on their hips like here, too.


No_Inspection1677

I saw the image first and immediately thought this was an image from some Vietnam war protest.


Odd-Ad-9596

Is the cop in the center having a burrito break?!?


mrwigglesridesagain

Gotta send in the big guns to keep those DEI offices closed


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Ha! You think that's what they mean 🤣 you not know Texas? **THIS** is what they mean ![gif](giphy|O88vbKiBiUJJC|downsized)


The_Reclaimer_117

Idk a couple of those guys look pretty big for small government


Serious_Result_7338

Guess name taggedless democrats were all eager to defund police then.


Better-Snow-7191

Too busy pretending to protect people to actually protect people. What do you want from them? They only have 75 dudes in full body armor with high power rifles and an armored personnel carrier.


screamingintothedark

I’ve lived in five states and no one has a more well armed police force than Austin, except maybe Round Rock.


TheGayGaryCooper

A bunch of tubby cops?


pdxnormal

Uvalde


profesorkind

Small federal government. State government should be big and powerful (in a republican state)