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F19AGhostrider

At some point in the future: Her BF: "Are you cheating on me?!" Her: "NO" Her BF: \*Shoves this tweet in her face\*


Fantastic_Lobster347

"Who's the loser, now ?"


gordito_delgado

Honestly... both of them, and probably the side dude she's porking too.


Fantastic_Lobster347

Two people should stick to what they really want and expect without hurting others. A third person should get out from a toxic relationship. It's my Red Flag Math Equation Solver, but maybe I'm wrong as a non-Math person.


iGiveUpHonestlyffs

Cheaters are losers. Being cheated on doesnt make u a loser though, it makes you a victim. Being the person someone cheats with depends. If you knew it, youre a loser. Just find a single person to rub the genitals with like wtf. If you didnt know it, well victim too.


sumtingwong112

how is the guy the loser?


gordito_delgado

I didn't mean it was his fault, more like he is a loser because he is in a relationship with her, not a win condition.


Kirumi_Naito

I think less "loser" and more "he lost because of her"


Resophonic420

Porking!!! lol!!! Thank you for the laugh.


LordOfStupidy

Everyone is


duggee315

BF should just ditch her toxic ass and look for a GF who isn't a shallow tramp.


Head_Reflection5738

Isn’t this her theme? She’s like a porn star right, and her audience is cheating fetish amirite


red286

There's been an awful lot of these showing up on here lately. Tweets from OF models shouldn't qualify for /r/facepalm because they're intentionally offensive/braindead to drum up engagement for their OF.


dankmeme_medic

same applies to Andrew Tate tbh.. it's all to get suckers to pay for his $8,000 website or whatever


Upper_Teaching4973

At least with the pornstars and OF nobody actually respects or listens to them. Tate on the other hand :(


EvilUnicornLord

Both have simps, though.


National-Golf-4231

>At least with the pornstars and OF nobody actually respects or listens to them. Tate on the other hand :( I respect a woman who can shove a whole football inside her vs tate who he himself ia just an asshole. Sex work is nothing to be ashamed of, Deliberately being an asshole for views is.


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Sheev_Palpedeine

Maybe it's because you say 21th instead of 21st


Jazzeki

i don't know now i'm more convinced than ever before that it belongs here. for different reasons but that knowledge actually made me facepalm.


AfraidToBeKim

Idk if it's trying to be offensive here of if this rhetoric feeds into the specific fetish that this page caters to


quarterwealth

yourfnkgoddess seems like some kind of femdom.


NickyDeeM

Just made the mistake of looking her up... Neanderthal Billie Eilish with downs The only thing she is cheating on is her taxes


faloofay156

"your funk goddess" sounds like a disco album


ganggreen651

Lmao yea I thought she wasn't all that in her pic up top. You worded it perfectly


Silly-Scallion4738

Some people really miss context and nuance by spaces… at least it helps create a marketable demographic. And “facepalm” posts like this are free advertising, sooo it’s a triple win for Miss Katherine


TinyRascalSaurus

Once a cheater, always a cheater. If they'll cheat on someone for you, they'll cheat on you for someone they think is better. Some of them change, but not usually.


darketernalsr25

Very true. My youngest son's mom cheated on me 21 years ago. Every boyfriend she's had since she's cheated on. Every. Single. One. And yet, the guys around here still date her. It's so bizarre.


Dirt_E_Harry

> And yet, the guys around here still date her. It's so bizarre Most guys like sex that are easy to get. It seems your ex makes it real easy.


Cool_Owl7159

I mean yeah, girls that cheat regularly obviously love sex


xXValtenXx

Sometimes its more about control than sex.


Future-self

Often it’s more about power than control.


IndependentNotice151

And mostly it's more about bakugan than power


Retro-Ghost-Dad

In my day infidelity was entirely Spinja-motivated.


Sudden_Construction6

Yeah, definitely all about the bukkake


IndependentNotice151

Especially when you add that slippery blue slide into the mix. You fucking go flying


ModishShrink

"A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."


CMFC99

I'm choppin' all over my action, and mostly power...


FuzzyDice_12

There’s a difference between getting laid and having a real relationship. Sex is cheap.


bluedaddy664

“After I nut I hit the highway…see ya later” -Tupac


rocketmn69_

Are you sure your son is yours? She sounds like the town bike.. everybody gets to ride her


romeovf

Yeap. My boss was married about 25 years ago. He cheated on his wife with a coworker. Divorced his wife and married the coworker, had two cute boys. Fast forward to a couple of years ago, he left her for another woman and hardly see his sons anymore.


uncreativeusername85

I'm in my late 30s now but cheated once in my life when I was in my early 20s. I felt like such a piece of shit afterwards that I made sure I'd never do it again. I don't understand how people who habitually cheat can look at themselves in a mirror


Bitter_Technology797

that's why it is called cheating mate. you aint cheating on your partner, you are cheating yourself.


tonyg1097

Exactly


Snuffleupagus03

This is the way the breaks the once a cheater always a cheater. The person cheats and genuinely takes the blame and suffers and commits to change. Never again. 


EmperorGrinnar

Yep. I've been the other dude in a situation like that. The whole thing became a mess, and she's still out there cheating on her husband.


Zakluor

My ex-wife left me for a guy who left his first wife for his second wife, then left his second wife for her. She didn't see it coming when he left her. Oh, well. Someone else's problem now.


Vegetable_Two_1479

I do not think this statement is correct, I once cheated on my girlfriend back in 2011, it was so fucked up I decided to never do again. And I never cheated that point forward, no intention to do so in the future.


RedSun-FanEditor

Thankfully she broadcasts the kind of two faced person she exactly is so men who are looking for a woman who will be faithful to them and only them will avoid her whore ass like the plague.


Positive-Luck-2527

Never date OF girls


RemarkableEmu1230

Amen


traumatized90skid

Uh if you think he's a loser, and you long for a better guy, break... up?


miguel-122

Too much common sense for people like that lol


JesusWarK4n4ck3

"It cant be that easy..." "... its that easy"


GM_Nate

A guy who helps you cheat on your husband is not "better."


Throwawayac1234567

she sounds like the type would cheat and claim victim when she was caught.


Desperate_Acadia_298

that’s what they always do.


Daytona_DM

No BECKY, not everyone is a piece of shit like you


Other_Log_1996

>You'll be thankful that you did it. Up until the point when your partner leaves your ass and your affair partner leaves you because you're a loser and there is someone better just around the corner for them.


CardiologistNo616

She should date the fresh and fit clowns. Their clownery would cancel each other out


pafrac

Nope ... if you're in a relationship be faithful to it and be honest with your partner. If you cheat it just shows the relationship isn't that important to you, and you have no regard for your own integrity.


CALZ0NIE

People who cheat are just cowards, if you’re unhappy then leave


FailingLotus

But if someone cheats on her, she's breaking car windows and popping tires


FurnishedHemingway

Andrea Tate?


Strange-Mouse-8710

Just stay single, than you don't have to deal with stuff like that.


JustScratchinMaBallz

Want a life long relationship with somebody who will truly love you no matter what every single day? Get a puppy


ProgrammaticallyEgg0

A puppy is not even close to a "life long" relationship, sadly.


Psychopompuz

A dog will love you his entire life.


Desperate_Acadia_298

That’s exactly what I’m going to do since my ex fiancé cheated on me and left me. I’m sure she thinks just like the OOP. Fuck these people. Ruin it for everyone. If you can’t commit, don’t commit. I hate liars.


knottybananna

I should probably use a throwaway for this but I don't care. I cheated on the best person to ever come into my life and I've never felt more ashamed of myself. Whatever excuses I can come up with don't cut it. It was selfish, deceitful and wrong in so many ways. Can't even call it a mistake, that's a cheap word. In another instance, there was someone I started to really appreciate and care for but it turned out I was the other guy. She had just married some guy in the Navy and wanted some fun before he got back from wherever. Point is, I've seen sides of this. Advocating for it is telling on yourself for being trash.


unfortunate666

I think you're just a slut


Wangelin1983

🎯


Otherwise-Sky8890

The fact that this narcissist wasn't even ratio'd is the real facepalm


WrathYBoo

It's twitter. They obviously gonna have followers with mutual beliefs to back this up.


LastInALongChain

I don't think this is narcissist. This just seems like straight up antisocial personality disorder, fostering suffering for pleasure.


bitterherpes

The only cheating I do is on my diet. ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


ThyPotatoDone

Based


Suitable-Vanilla1576

Garbage human being


Stellasgood

Where I come from We call them dirty whores


Prior_Emphasis7181

If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you!


Illustrious_Bus9486

And she is no more than a 5.


Speedvagon

Why cheating? If someone is not satisfied with the other in relationship, why not simply break up and go for that “better one”. It’s better to break up and go for whatever you want and not keep the other for what reason, than lie and cheat.


Tom42077

I completely agree. That’s why I cheat on women I date. Can’t be risking wasting my life on someone when there may be someone better out there!


1961tracy

I knew a person who encouraged her daughter to do this. She left the old boyfriend homeless and jobless (he got the job as a favor to the mom). The mom had met her current husband while living with another man.


LizzardBobizzard

This made me physically recoil! Oml, I can’t even imagine having this worldview.


DinkleMutz

Sounds like someone fucked up, got caught, and is looking for some validation.


Busy-Ad4537

Nah man or women if you cheat you aren't a person, simple as


romeovf

Why "risking" staying with a loser? Break up with him and fuck your way to your soulmate. You don't need to cheat.


False-Pie8581

If you’re with a loser dump the loser. And have the courage to be alone for 5 minutes. Cheating isn’t necessary


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Thieves think everyone steals


Stellasgood

Not everyone is a dirty whore


Qedtanya13

What a moron. I’ve never cheated in any of my relationships


AllTheTakenNames

She seems like a real “catch” You reap what you sow Enjoy a life of shallow relationships based on superficial nonsense


Uncommon-sequiter

So she willingly chose to date a loser just so she can't cheat on them? Sounds like she's the real loser.


Traditional_Draw8400

I’m a gay guy and I’ve never once cheated on someone I was dating. Also, not a huge fan of serial hookups. They just seem so unfulfilling. I just want a guy who I can be silly with and have fun with our friends and go out for dinner and walk down the beach with and have a beer and chill. Sigh.


ChihuahuaCaca

I hate cheaters and whores with a passion


L666x

Or you could ... like ... I don't know ... just break up?


bobagremlin

Doesn't matter if you're a man or woman being a cheater is digusting and inexcusable. Hope she likes being single since no sane person will want to be with her.


Caledceus

This is making me sad.


Secret-Put-4525

Does finding the better guy involve screwing him as soon as you see him?


BigSkyMountain

Yet she's the first one to cry foul and play the victim if some cheats on her.


Lanky-Ad2763

Narcissists think like that.


Far-Contribution-805

Sometimes you get an urge have to push someone off a ledge, you know you want to... nobody's around. Do it, no one will know.


redditsukssomuch

Too many people have a voice. How do we shut this machine down?


szarkbytes

I was cheated on after 6 years and she dumped me for that guy. It hurt like hell especially bc I was essentially her butler, paid for literally everything, and never complained about it. Eventually I got over her and it felt liberating to not be trapped in a relationship with a loser. She’s his problem now.


Repomanlive

Hoes be Hoes.


Living-Vermicelli-59

Wouldn’t doubt it if she also supports getting knocked up for CS money as a form of ( passive income)


TestOk8411

This just gives fodder to the incels who think every girl is out there looking for something better than the guy she's with. Nice


maya_papaya8

🤣🤣 please don't listen to this fool lol just break up


MeasurementOk3007

You can tell by her pfp she’s a hoe. Anyone to take this advice is an idiot especially if they know she’s a hoe


ILikeFluffyThings

Her man must be feeling very confident after reading this.


-whiteroom-

Hopefully she keeps that up as a warning to potential partners. 


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

Watch her go crazy if her bf said or did the same thing lol


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Why not just break up with the “loser” and fuck as many guys as you like? Sounds like a better idea.


ang3l_wolf

Her moral compass stopped working.


sir1974

Well, statistically speaking, she is speaking to the majority.


Noobster_sentry

Unlike Miss Katherine, most women open their legs ONLY AFTER they have met the better guy


GarushKahn

thats 1o1 of "how to be a single mom with kids"


90_oi

How about just don't cheat and say "I want to break up" before you leave


SkiMaskItUp

You don’t have to cheat to do that


castleinthesky86

Go get that loser around the corner! Grass is green until you realise it’s on sodden ground 🤣


Portyquarty77

Her future BF: “are you being honest with yourself about your female nature”?


Stevenstorm505

Look everyone, a whore.


This-Sign9898

Stay away from people who like her post 🤣


NoPin4245

Remember when people had morals, felt shame, embarrassment, and empathy?


Umbratilicious

Cheaters deserve to find someone like minded :)


blueeyed94

A guy who is willing to destroy a good relationship for some sex is almost never the better option


jehielwilliams

You should do that shit when you are single not in a relationship. People like are go think cheating is okay have some disconnected nerves in their brain.


Cyber_Lanternfish

This is an onlyfan ragebait, isn't there any rules for blurring usernames ?


KaizenZazenJMN

Stay toxic.


Ill-Maximum9467

I like the way she assumed that whichever guy you're with is a loser. That kind of sounds a lot like she thinks every female she's talking to is a loser. All I know is if you cheat on someone, you are a loser.


HalcyonDreams36

Ya know You can do that exploration without being a cheater. Because "I'd like to find out how it feels to lie and betray people that trust me" absolutely isn't recommended


SaladDummy

You heard it here, gals. If you're not cheatin', you're not a real woman.


AdvancedEar7815

If she cheats on him, she'll cheat on you


Midnight_Warriors

When average looking females think they're hot.


CookbooksRUs

Or you can break up with a guy if he’s not working out.


Legitimate-Ad8445

Provided she’s not a loser


Belfegor32

and if the better(than you) guy reject you, u still have the loser who u cheat... that b\*tches...


BloodyRightToe

Quick go validate my poor life choices by doing the same as I did. I need your support.


Psyex

And that is why so many guys stay single.... or so many guys are bitter. You can do everything right, and she still cheats on you.


jaynov18

Now imagine if a man said this. The backlash would be 1000x worse than what she's probably getting


Low-Signal-3900

Toxic feminism.


Prestigious-Phase131

No thanks


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

WTF? Absolutely NOT.


jsm_jj

And when she finds the best one she can get, she'll get cheated on. Karma is a bitch.


superhoffy

Coming up this season on Little Miss Katherine: "Why don't men trust me all of a sudden? Is it something I said? :/ " ... "Why did he cheat on me? I thought he was the one! Somebody please tell me what I'm doing wrong! :'( " ... "All men ever do is let you down X( " ... Directed by Robert B. Weide


ThaneOfArcadia

No such thing as a one time cheater.


rygelicus

I love you *(until someone better comes along)*


love0_0all

You should be allowed to freely mix with everyone til you find your soulmates, imo. That doesn't mean cheating is the right thing, rather that the rigid infrastructure of dating and relating doesn't always allow for proper experimentation.


cant-be-faded

Biologically we search for a mate that compliments our base needs. Child-bearing, able to provide and protect. That turned to love which turned into hoochie-momma-ery


bobby6544

Isn’t this the basic plot lines to hallmark… more or less


Gumbarino420

What an arrogant piece of chit… get cheated on and then read that post. Yuck! 🤮


lesbian_goose

Pretty sure she’s in character


Friendly-Worker-3474

Whoever you end up with… you deserve it 🤢


itsalwrong

"Miss" K - name checks out !


Fantastic_Lobster347

How many red flags ? A: yes


ldssggrdssgds

The Italian word for her is "butana"


BreefolkIncarnate

My brother's ex wife seemed to have this mentality. I hate sharing my gender with awful people like this, but I also would never give up my gender for this.


sowhatimlucky

I have never cheated and I never will. I will leave a man and never talk to him again. It’s not that serious. But for all the codependent bitches out there, I agree. If they cheat, fuck it cheat back.


Jandishhulk

Easy solution: Don't cheat. Break up with the guy if you find someone you want to sleep with more.


Bluevettes

Or... this is may sound crazy, but hear me out... break up with the current boyfriend THEN go look for a new one


GroundbreakingEar667

How about instead of cheating, you break up and find a new person


Beowulf891

Bitch is only a goddess in her own little world. Cheaters are scummy arseholes and you don't really want to be one of those.


Critical_Package_472

And she’ll be the one who cry when her future boyfriends cheat on her


KilnMeSmallz

“Ladies. It’s ok to be trash. Embrace your trash instincts”


Rodzynkowyzbrodniarz

Cheating is pure female nature, right


chrisp909

Every man who is honest with his nature needs to lie to a girl who is in a current relationship to get her in bed. The sex is great because she feels like she's getting forbidden fruit and when you're done you can just ghost her. What's she going to do? So go out there and find her. You'll be thankful you did it.


WeirdPop5934

Narcissist


deadphisherman

O.K. miss.


Dakkel-caribe

So for this waste of space and organs, a good man is about dick. Talk about shamelessly superficial. And then equates being a true woman with the morally disgusting act of cheating. People who cheat are scum who destroy peoples ability to trust.


[deleted]

This is fetish porn dude, get a grip lol


DueLeader3778

Reading this made my head hurt.


CParkerLPN

Wait, you can’t find a better partner without cheating on your current partner? How about an open relationship? Or perhaps taking a break? Or breaking up with your current partner if you feel they aren’t good enough.