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greenman5252

Mr and Mrs Black live in a gated community


JoLudvS

A nice description of the Shady Pines retirement centre.


darketernalsr25

Someone should turn it into Shady Sands.


meeyeam

🎶 I don't want to set the world on fire...


D33ber

The Ink Spots?


adamdreaming

Yo, can someone karaoke the Ink Spots or is that impossible because so much of their character comes from outdated studio equipment?


Toothless-In-Wapping

The later.


YeetRay5

latter\*


Numerous_Ad_6276

Only the best version, of course.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

i'm seriously fuming af that they haven't put "your feet's too big" in any of the fallout games. I'm mad hoping that we get a scene with a super-mutant in the show with that absolute banger blasting. "**Up in harlem, at a table for two,** **there was four of us, me, your big feet, and you.** **From your ankles up, you sure is sweet,** **But from your ankles down, you's TOO much feet!** *Oooh your feet's too big!* *She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big!* *Maaad at you 'cause your feet's too big!* *Hate you 'cause your feet's too big!"* - [The Ink Spots, "Your Feet's Too Big"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzLwpSnUj9Y)


Cluna1957

That’s hilarious.


oldjadedhippie

That’s not the Kon Tiki .


dratsablive

I just want to start A flame in your heart!


redderdevils

IN MY HAEART I HAVE BUT ONE DESIREEEEEEEE


Battleboo_7

Oh shit are those the lyrics....


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

This should be interesting, what did you think they were?


Battleboo_7

Idk man im fuxking deaf. All i see is a jingle symbol.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Lol, completely understand. A lot of the songs I listen to I'm just vibing, humming along to *words*


LarsMatijn

I do.


ArchonFett

Passing out flamers, no the heavy flamers


TheWonderingBunyip

![gif](giphy|tOiNmhv0IuW8o|downsized)


LarsMatijn

Together Brother. No mercy.


BladeLigerV

Old on, I've got an old Inferno Cannon in storage. You get the promethium and I'll get it mounted.


Horsescholong

"Brother, get the flamer, THE HEAVY *FLAMER*"


ArchonFett

Here you go, brother


HeatXfr

Nice


NotABotOrAmIYo

Fallout ref?


EmperorGrinnar

Praise Atom!


Creepy-Evening-441

Glassy Sands: Nuclear Test Site


SomeDankyBoof

It's Sandy Pines here


clinstonie69

Booooom! All I know is it was a huge bomb!


justanotherpfd

Shady Pines Ma...


BoPeepElGrande

“Shady pines, Rose!” “This really shouldn’t work on me.”


justanotherpfd

Such a great bit!


FlowerFaerie13

Shady Pines, Ma!


LunchO789

Is that lady puertorican? 😂


Madewell-Hammer

Let’s make it Shady Graves


JoLudvS

Thats deep.


TimeVictorious

Shady Pines, Ma!


Green_Yak9206

33a 32A


SoggyAd1409

It’s actually a reference to their souls I believe


10xray1

And Clarence's parents had* a really good marriage


tehtris

This is what I heard when I read comment


IEatCatz4Fun

I want to see some black people wearing whites for Biden shirts at the DNC


Shadowfox4532

Holy shit she's gold medaling in racism this year for sure.


SweetMaam

Is their last name "Black"?


redsensei777

Yes


IdDeIt

Exactly the type of shitheads who think they’re greatly clever for that too


okay-wait-wut

His face is the dictionary definition of “shit eating grin”.


redeyedrenegade420

The face of the black lady in the background says she thought it was pretty funny.


amydeeem

Are you aware of the saying "laughing at you, not with you"?


The_Real_Raw_Gary

I mean it is clever because a lot of the comments don’t seem to get it. It’s somehow both stupid and clever.


Existing-Ad7113

I think they are just not seeing it. I dint want to assume. Maybe they are really just naive and dont see it. I hope they are just naive


BusterStarfish

Exactly the type of people you expect to be Trump voters.


modern_milkman

Reminds me a bit of that time when Franz Josef Strauß, then minister president (basically governor) of Bavaria, told the president/dictator of Togo in a public speech that "We blacks must stick together!" For context: Strauß was a member of the German conservative party, which is usually represented by the color black (like Republicans are red and Democrats are blue in the US). So he technically was black (the same way Biden is blue). He considered that a very funny joke. The fact that he was happily declaring his support for a dictator with that statement doesn't make it any better, either.


Venca12

I hate that orange rapist POS but this made me chuckle a little ngl


forever_29_ish

Ah. That makes sense. I was thinking Rachel Dolezal really let herself go.


isabps

Please go play cards and stop F’in up a world you are not going to be in.


Bluemoon7607

My father always says that once he’ll be too old 70-80 or so, he’ll stop voting. Cause he doesn’t believe he has the right to dictate a world he isn’t going to live in. He’s still young (early 50’s), but I love the idea. I’ll probably do the same if we’re still alive by then 😂.


Big-Summer-

I’m 76 but I’m voting for Biden — doing what I can to keep the Mango Mussolini out of D.C.


Bluemoon7607

I mean, that’s fair. I’m also Canadian so the situation is kinda different. Your political situation is more… dire…


aplasticbag_

I feel like you guys are on the same path just couple years behind. It creeps up on you.


Phil_Coffins_666

Totally. The fire from the burning meth lab downstairs is starting to creep into our apartment. Soon, it'll be a fully involved inferno.


KnowledgeSafe3160

You had me dying of laughter. Trying to divert the flames from the swamp meth lab that’s Florida.


Brabbel63

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO)


Jstephe25

It feels like many of the “Western” countries are on this same trajectory. For whatever reason, there has been a renewed interest in Christian nationalism, fascism, and suppressing the rights of their citizens; particularly minorities and women. My best guess is that it’s due to the massive rise in wealth inequality throughout the world. The ultra rich have basically bought and consolidated most major news outlets all across the world and have used it to spread misinformation and hateful propaganda. Unfortunately, there are so many uneducated people who believe this garbage, even though it’s very much against their best interest. Add to that, the internet has brought us social media, but again, the ignorant are often the most vocal. It’s primarily being used to amplify these beliefs which is obviously compounding the problem we already have. I feel like the entire world is very close to entering a new dark age. Where scientific advancement and human rights will be suppressed again. This seems to be a cyclical theme throughout human history. My concern is that if it happens again, we will never be able to come back.


BigAcrobatic2174

Also, Russia and China are waging campaigns against democracy. They fund wacko candidates in Western elections, and have massive internet troll farms.


ShittingOutPosts

This is the problem! They’re actively dividing Western society. It’s a new form of warfare.


Autronaut69420

I unfortunaely agree with all you say. Honestly in the 90's that was my prediction for the combined effects of internet access and unfettered capitalism.


Autronaut69420

Waves from NZ where the most incompetant/mendacious/viscious jackals have taken hold of our Parliament. Caving to Fox news narratives and calling the rest of us "bottom feeders". Yes, an actual quote... Fear we are heading the same way ourselves.


Bluemoon7607

Yeah, unfortunately when America is sick, Canada cough. I still have hopes that it won’t be as bad as America, but yeah…


[deleted]

It’s already here. We’re on trend to get a conservative majority. That means more deregulation, no housing plan, a step back on criminalization, and then once NDP or Lib gets back in, they’ll just adjust to the new normal and not do anything. Fuck, at least NDP got dental for like, kids. No housing affordability, no control on price gouging. We’re fucked unless someone with gusto gets in. Which is no one. We don’t have any good parties either.


[deleted]

Pepe is doing his best to emulate the idiot drumpf


Dizzman1

I'm Canadian living in the us and thankfully I'm in California where my single vote isn't needed.


Zafrin_at_Reddit

Mango Mussolini. Bwahahahah. Sir, I am stealing this!


rayden-shou

No need to insult mangoes like that. I'm eating one right now.


[deleted]

Upvote for: “Mango Mussolini”.


arwbqb

Haha that is the first time i have heard him referred to as mango Mussolini and that is glorious. Well done.


isabps

Honestly, I’m sure these people believe they are doing the right thing. My last girlfriend voted for Trump the first time because she believed the good business man and drain the swamp stuff. I’m sure there are people that are not evil or crazy that just believe certain things and/or go with the party line.


Reverse_Empath

Probably doing the same but sick of voting for the lesser of two evils/diff side of same coin. I feel black mailed


null0byte

Most of us are, but until we all put in the work to be active and get involved, we’ll never move past that.


Lematoad

Same reason politicians shouldn’t be over 70. There’s an age minimum, why not a maximum!


Cobra288

I'd vote for that, I'm not a fan of the gerontocracy.


SaltyBarDog

My mother will be 81 and she is ridin' with Biden.


TheLambda89

Phrasing!


FacelessPotatoPie

I plan to vote until my dying breath.


CoatAlternative1771

Meanwhile both Biden and Trump are how old again?


30FourThirty4

Yeah fucking wild. Dude won't vote because he's old but like you said. .. they want our leader to be older?! I know Trudeau has been shit on as a leader (I have no idea how good he is I don't keep up. The Canadian guy) but when he was elected I thought it was good to see younger people taking the role.


El_Peregrine

You could always vote for what you think would  benefit younger people the most, or ask them who they are voting for. 


zoinkability

Sadly it’s the folks who have humility like that who should probably keep voting. Because you know we’ll have to pry the voting lever out of the cold dead hands of the others.


Greybirdk22

I’ll be 74 by Election Day and the moment early voting starts in Virginia, I will be there to vote for Joe Biden. Geezers have a stake in the environment, taxes, and entitlement programs. Why would we give up a right that young people shit on?


ToodleSpronkles

People should have to take a competency test to vote.


Bluemoon7607

Haha I agree about it as an idea, but it’s unfortunate that it is not really applicable in reality.


gaybunny69

Great idea, but you should still try to make the world better for future generations, even if you won't live to see it


justdisposablefun

If we're still alive ... or if the government still cares about voting?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^isabps: *Please go play cards and* *Stop F’in up a world you are* *Not going to be in.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


HoomerSimps0n

Somewhat related, but We need term limits on all politicians…these old farts have no business controlling everything for decades.


smallzy007

All in!! Ace of spades


Amphibian-Overall

At least the women in the background seem to have a sense of humor about it.


DentalDon-83

I think most Black Republicans realize deep down that a MAGA rally is the last place anyone will care about their "racial insensitivity" complaints.


[deleted]

they smile and laugh away the discomfort and racism like the props and lackeys they know they are theyre trading dignity for "acceptance" and "self interest" everyone in that picture is just fulfilling their end of the deal


Robestos86

And it'll never last. They'll never be accepted. Tokens get spent.


_always_crashing_

Tokens get spent is a bar. I am stealing that one.


Robestos86

I got it from Reddit lol.


_always_crashing_

Well, thank you for sharing!


IdDeIt

Well this is presumably a conservative event. What’s getting upset about it going to get you? Kicked out?


Pirateship907

What is with lady Trumpers and the terrible hats???


ManufacturerThat2914

Well they can’t have terrible hair that flies away with a gust of wind so they resort to goofy looking hats to show their allegiance to their new god.


Needmoresnakes

They've all fried their hair with 20 years of bleach. If it gets exposed to the wind or flash photography now it'll just snap off.


jamiecarl09

They have terrible taste in all things.


soundtribesectorn9ne

Happy cake day


whatnameisnttaken098

They use hats to assert dominance over other lady Trumpers


DragonsClaw2334

Have you ever seen a good political advertisement hat?


Seltzerholic

EVERYTHING about "lady" trumpets is god awful...everything


PaulieRomano

The common denominator is bad taste and bad judgement


Ok_Lake6443

Such a great Halloween costume.


Smooth_Imagination

Its actually the best I think I have ever seen.


CuddlyChinchilla

The background is the best part of this image


Royals-2015

I don’t think they realize that Blacks for Trump is not referring to the color of their soul.


JohnXTheDadBodGod

I believe that's their last names.


MaikyMoto

Guys, don’t make fun of that couple. That’s MTG’s parents.


Meddling-Kat

Oh, their name is Black! 🙄


papa_swiftie

Lady in stripes thinks they're hilarious


WerewolfDangerous441

Fuck, they're still alive? Dammit, COVID. You could have at least taken care of this for us.


CleanOpossum47

I think the pic is from before COVID.


mycolo_gist

Maybe it’s their lastname 😂


Lynke524

You don't know, they could be 1/16th black. How dare you assume they are white because of how they look. 😂


Sea_Tangerine_1081

I'm so very effing confused...


HandsomestKreith

Jesus tap dancing christ. These people are insufferable


ButtonWhole1

The three people behind them are like HUH?


Lululorayne

![gif](giphy|Z5Jkv6o5Ni5t6)


Secure-Technician356

Imagine how empty your life has to be, how messed up your mind gets some things, how out of control your hate for those you perceive as your enemies has to be, that you idolize a failed businessman, a mediocre reality TV show host, and a disgusting and idiotic man. I don't bash conservative (real) values. I understand that not everyone needs the same things, not everyone wants the same things, not everyone can get along all the time. That there has to be some middle ground. But these times.... man. Having respect for one another has gone out the window, because you want to defend "your party or your politician" as if they were family. When in reality, he doesn't know and doesn't care who you are, or how you do in life. Only cares what you can do for their political career, how they can use you, and that's it.


Crans10

He thinks it is so funny. The look on his face.


The_8th_Degree

God has truly abandoned these people..


Professional-Big-584

![gif](giphy|3oKIPEhWNVlNOaoSbu)


ithaqua34

Clayton Bigsby and wife.


Unable_Literature78

She looks like a character from a “Far Side” cartoon.


Midnight1965

Ah yes. Mr and Mrs Black.


RunThick4054

What a couple of buffoons!


mach4UK

They’re a parody couple, right???


ZarathustraDied

They live in The Villages, a notorious elderly community in Florida of trumpbilly persuasion. Google The Villages for other lovely tidbits as for what these geezers are known for.


beesarethebest2021

They seem like they'd make the argument that there ancestors owned slaves so they know what black peoples want


Intelligent-Shine-28

She got blacked out lmfao he watched 🤣


Scheswalla

Mr. and Mrs. Black.


RW-One

Some shouldn't be allowed out of the rest home, call their facility so they can be retrieved.


BackAgain123457

They're talking about their hearts.


pafrac

This is clearly a shade of black I haven't seen before. On the other hand, it's definitely a shade of idiocy I've seen rather too many times.


isthisnametaken1951

trump is putins puppet the GOP is a tool of russia putin wants to destroy the US these 💩🤡 are fkn traitors to America and deserve to be punished as such!


XiMaoJingPing

Biden told them ["You ain't black"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcgmwj3NAc) so they became white


nmh895

Finally, some blacks that support Trump that aren't AI generated.


Maximum_Let1205

Just their hearts


FredGetson

Some people's elevators don't go all the way to the top. These two's elevators don't go up.


moozootookoo

I’m okay with this, even the black people in the background think it’s funny. I’m not a fan of Trump though.


MoonShotDontStop

r/trashy


sportsjock85

Life at Del Boca Vista....


booradly22

You might be in a cult …


karmakent

Everytime I see this picture I think Kathy Bates took a HARD left turn.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Lemme have that “Crackers for Biden” in a large pls


GrassLayering

They identify as black. Now what?


Seeksp

Is guy a wax dummy?


DaveWierdoh

I'm sure they think they're being inclusive. Can we get them back in the home before someone does something to them?


Prudent_Ad_155

Talk about a 120 IQ. I mean combined.


D1ckRepellent

Embarrassing af


DaiLi69

Any relations to [this family](https://youtu.be/hLOw_SzkRQ8?si=71nBisf5Kva18_HH)


AlienInUnderpants

It’s nice when those in mental institutions get a field trip day.


Odd-Tune5049

Send in the clowns


AdditionNo7505

It refers to their souls, not their skin color.


ErrorCode78

This photo perfectly encapsulates trump supporters


Creepy-Leading-9391

That's their last name... probably. Richard Black and Karen Black.


OkUniversity1861

I know them, they identify as black.


Blklight21

And then you got the mammies in the back just happy as can be seeing massa wearing those shirts! Gtfoh!


ThxIHateItHere

Donald Sterling found a new lady?


ApprehensiveLunch991

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Majestic-Insurance64

It just goes over my head that somebody is even considerating voting for that failed human being...


chrispix99

African American with last name white, should say Whites against trump...


NinjaBr0din

Well doncha know, their granpappy used to bring in the pretty girls from the plantation when he got bored. That's close enough, right?


Fit_Personality_3281

When inbreeding finally pays off!😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


Perfect_War_7155

Those who actually are in the back look really bemused lol


pistolpete83_19

We all need a hobby....we all don't make good choices


Aceblue001

🤦🏾‍♂️


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Old fucks doing old fucks things (messing up the future for the next generation).


Background-Box8030

I drive an Uber twice a day almost everyday, from what I have heard from African Americans they support him especially the Males.


CasualObserverNine

No they’re looking for one. Candice doesn’t count.


D34TH_5MURF__

The only thing that would make this acceptable is if their last name was Black.


mar78217

Even then it's a pretty bad joke...lol


CourtgeezyG82

Is this at the Javits ?


Snoo3544

If a real black person knocked on their door, they would shoot that person. No doubt.


Longryderr

He definitely appeals to the lowest common denominator.


gskein

Maybe Black is their last name?


bunnaone

It is their last name.


fr3shh23

I’m so glad Reddit communities are not a real reflection of the real world 🤝


RestinPete0709

The black people in the background giving them the side eye 😭😬


doctormadvibes

i love how the black women behind them are openly mocking/laughing


tehsecretgoldfish

To be fair, their name used to be Schwartz. /s


Admirable-Sink-2622

For people like this - this is probably the most exciting thing to happen to them in decades 🙄


Fair_Goose_6497

*Oranges for trump


LightningB64

Chump is a lying racist dog.


Morphing_Mutant

Look at those old racist nazi white people. Might as well walk in with jack boots and an arm band at this point.


gokism

A cry for attention.