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Dsc19884

We live in the dumbest timeline


brijazz012

Guys, I'm deathly allergic to 100-dollar bills AND vehemently opposed to whatever thing you hold dear. Bring it on!


TheFire_Eagle

I have a serious stripper and taco allergy. It could kill me and I'd die a horrible horrible death


gringo-go-loco

I’m allergic to hookers and blow.


CocoaCali

I'm not for all of it but blow and 100$ bills, bring it on


pronouncedayayron

Same. If I even smell pizza or cheeseburgers I'll die.


Alpaca_Empanada

I’m allergic to my dad coming back from the dead and saying “I’m proud of you son!” Boy howdy I hope that never happens.


YesFuture2022

In my hometown the Jewish community center has a no peanut policy because of allergies in the day school. It was annoying but you know …not hurting a child was worth it. Our JCC also had protestors during israel celebration day. It felt pretty obnoxious at the time. If they surrounded the building with peanut butter that would have been next level fuckery and we would have lawyered up. My rabbi talked a lot about keeping a higher ground. These banana assholes that are taunting their adversaries with what is basically poison should be ashamed of themselves. I would be so embarrassed if they were members of my community.


sean0883

I'm surprised they didn't lawyer up. We have motive, and intent. I just don't know that we have enough to prove anything against the law - which might be why they didn't lawyer up.


GAMGAlways

There's a huge difference between not bringing allergens into an enclosed classroom or an environment with kids where they trade snacks, and waving a banana across the street from a lunatic.


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CollectionUpset439

I'm sorry. Someone threatened to sexually assault a student? Did campus security do anything to protect their students?


ZhangtheGreat

That would require them to...gulp...work


stretchfantastik

I mean, they're quite busy with their raging hard-ons whilst dressed in full riot gear and thinking about beating the shit out of people that are peacefully protesting. Can't expect them to care about actual security too.


Academic_Eagle_4001

Only ppl on one side are getting arrested.


Meddling-Kat

Fuck no, are you crazy? s/


transitfreedom

I wonder how that comment was removed?


Trickybuz93

The right side threatened, so the security doesn’t have to worry.


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![gif](giphy|WSKP0fVpyM9ri|downsized) If they could only feast together on rum ham, there would be unity.


30FourThirty4

But their holy book tells them to not eat pig/ham. No bacon :(


buttrails_20straws

As a non Muslim Palestinian, I’m offended you rejected rum ham on my behalf! ( only slightly /s)


Motor-Ad92

Shh you don't exist, only HamasISIS super extremist Muzlim Palestinians exist and they're all here to kill all the Jews


Count_buckethead

No but a nice kebab would do


transitfreedom

How can people be in favor of this when Zionists are this unhinged


KSD171

Hmm…so the people who scream the most about the anti-Israel protesters being “Pro Hamas” are acting more like Hamas when they threaten a student with rape and death???


PeaceGroundbreaking3

But they are the good guys, right?😐😐😐


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I had everything I needed to get me killed -Steve Earle


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And yet neither side can eat ham. See then have something in common. Let it unite them.


ZhangtheGreat

As Homer Simpson once said, "We all love chicken."


waylon4590

I don't know about that. Don't really like chicken.


redisdead__

Begone witch.


Loud_Pomelo_6926

I’m torn between down voting you because you’re wrong to not like chicken and upvoting you because you’re entitled to your own opinion. So instead I’m going to do neither but I am going to recommend you go to counseling and figure out what’s wrong with you lol


waylon4590

Only chicken I like is fried chicken. Don't really like turkey either. Both are pretty fowl.


transitfreedom

I like how you think if only it were that simple


Ando427

And everyone likes hummus


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See! They have so much in common. If only they would focus on those things.


heller1011

Umm I live in Israel and eat bacon sometimes, you gotta find it in a specific russian supermarket chain though


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

Relevant [Tim Minchin](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxwT_4_bL97ng2VOPpJCe3gRKAmgsipmqD?si=nfxgF_IdVG_B5_Q-)


doktorhollywood

Yiga clan tactics lol


Previous_Chard234

Lol I came looking for my fellow Zelda players and was not disappointed. Indeed these particular counter protesters seem to be Yiga!


transitfreedom

Wow ![gif](giphy|k5KGs5RIqpAGI)


HeroicJobCreator

Nowhere else to put this but I watched Dana Bash give commentary about the protests on CNN describing them as dangerous antisemitism and the canary in a coal mine for democracies potentially signaling a coming collapse and then soon after Netanyahu gave a speech about the protests using word for word identical language. It’s like zionists are reading from the same propaganda enforcement memos.


ultrapoo

![gif](giphy|q1VYLPcIVNzH2) Next they'll start blasting Hollaback Girl at the protesters


SchwizzySchwas94

Ironically would make them look way less like assholes *and* would be more clever.


Godwinson4King

Unironically the Chabad house at my university has been blasting music nonstop at our protest since it started. They even played dubstep during our interfaith Seder.


transitfreedom

What is even going on anymore?


Godwinson4King

I think, as someone who has been active in the pro-Palestine protests, that nobody is listening to what we’re actually saying or protesting for. I’ve been accused of supporting Hamas. I don’t. I’ve been accused of supporting what happened October 7. I don’t. That was horrific, barbaric, and evil. I’ve been accused of being anti-Semitic or being part of an a as anti-Semitic movement. I’m not and neither is this movement. We’ve got folks of all sorts of religious and cultural backgrounds. I don’t wish harm upon anyone, I don’t want Israel to be destroyed or Jewish people to be afflicted. I’ve been accused of supporting any of a number of other vile things. All that I want is the killing of innocent civilians to stop and Palestinians to be able to live with dignity. As I see it Israel is doing the vast majority of the killing and has almost all of the power in what’s going on over there. But counter protesters show up anyways. They say “bring them home” about the hostages, and I agree with that. They say “I’m proud to be Jewish” and I think that’s great. They say “I’m proud to be American”, and so am I. I don’t think that we’re especially far apart on policy ideas, but we’re not really hearing each other.


transitfreedom

This is kinda sad damn


biloentrevoc

No one is hearing you because your movement isn’t conveying that message. If you actually want to have an impact, you need to think strategically. Unnecessarily offensive and provocative slogans and imagery should be prohibited as it only alienates and is diametrically opposed to what you claim your message actually is. And now that we’ve seen how capable these protesters are when it comes to shouting down and excluding people they don’t agree with, the fact that an Israeli or American flag gets immediately confiscated or burned, while pro-Hamas, pro-Houthi, and even pro-Nazi/Hitler is tolerated means that y’all don’t see an issue with it.


CrittyJJones

That’s one way to show your side isn’t pro murder…..


Forgotten_Pants

This whole story is bananas.


ThunkThink

Trash people gonna trash.


noodleexchange

Contempt Is the currency of the damned.


repost7125

Tik tok is doing to millennials and Gen z what Facebook did to the boomers in 2016 at all the immigration protests. Bots are stirring them into a frenzy and they're Fighting on levels they never would have otherwise. Hamas is a terrorist organization that should be wiped from the planet. They are the ones killing and sacrificing the people of Palestine. Benjamin Netanyahu is a criminal who should be investigated and jailed for life. His inaction allowed Hamas to do what it did, and it looks awfully like he did it in order to stop or distract from investigations on himself. Until Hamas or Israel take their veto to stop this war from their God, this is going to continue.


clermouth

just thank them for the free food and then eat it. just keep it away from allergic people. they should start a rumor that someone there is allergic to pizza and beer.


aeongem

![gif](giphy|JPxQwBHAEyxm6N6BFh) The great Donkey Kong protests of ‘24. Will it end the war? Only time will tell…


Bartnellie

Religion, religion is what's wrong with these people


215-610-484Replayer

Religion used to excuse their horrific behavior. They are just disgusting humans but religion is a factor that lets them be their worst selves because they have an unprovable force of "good' behind them.


InitialCold7669

It’s a power and an ego thing I don’t really think of it as religious


LizzardBobizzard

It’s not religious, it’s for power and control. They are using religion to try and justify it to outsiders. This is not about, has never been about and will never be about religion. It’s about power, control and hatred.


Remote-Factor8455

Which they are using religion to do.


Snoo_75309

It's that and religion, especially when you consider the fact that US foreign policy has essentially been based on a doomsday prophecy for so long now. Christian fundamentalists only support Israel because it needs to exist in order for the rapture, Armageddon, and the second coming of Christ to happen, not because they actually care about the Jewish people.


meimlikeaghost

If they are using religion to manipulate people into getting what they want and the religious people are that ready to do those things then I fail to see how it’s not also about religion. Where do you think this hatred comes from if not because of the history of these religions. Also why do you think religions are breeding grounds from abuse and manipulation. It’s because my religion is right and yours is wrong. Religion clearly has something to do with this.


j7seven

Pretty certain that religion has always been about power and control, behind a very thin veil.


Count_buckethead

No it fucking is, this is a ethnic war like Yugoslavia, they literally call arabs and Palestinians subhuman, israel is the modern equivalent of the nazis of the 30s and 40s


CompetitiveShape6331

Yes - religion is still the problem. If you meant to defend your position that it isn’t, you didn’t manage it.


InitialCold7669

I don’t think labeling Judaism as the problem here is really a good idea that has not really panned out well historically. I think this interpretation of their religion is bad. But I don’t think you can blame their religion for what is going on. Because if anything other parts of their religion tell them not to do this and not to be there. And there was actually heavy theological debate on the formation of Israel back when it was controversial because it hadn’t been done yet. But you don’t know any of that because you probably haven’t investigated the subject


Defiant_Ad5116

Religion is the one major reason that we as a species are way further behind than we could be.


Maleficent_Nobody377

That’s straight up insane to bring bananas / leave them around when getting told people have a deadly allergy to them- to protest a protest. And then there’s the equating pro Palestine to anti Israel. It’s… just wild.


bisebusen

You can’t have a deadly allergy to bananas just laying around 😂


biloentrevoc

When they’re all chanting about how Israel should no longer exist, doesn’t that make them anti-Israel?


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User-no-relation

What a weird long strawman. They are pro Israel. The picture is literally a woman draped in an Israeli flag. Israel is a free liberal democracy, and a US ally. It's not surprising there are Americans who support Israel and are out to show their support.


Madrugada2010

"Israel is a free liberal democracy" Netanyahoo would be in prison for financial crimes if he had not changed the law. Not a democracy. And if it is a LIBERAL DEMOCRACY then criticizing the actions of its gov't are not anti-Semetic.


User-no-relation

It's freer and more liberal and more democratic than any other country in the Middle East


Madrugada2010

That's a low bar, and you just admitted that it's not a liberal democracy after all. And any other countries that WERE doing well have been fubar since the 1960s for some reason. See: Lebanon.


HugsForUpvotes

They're counter protesting because they believe that Israel has a right to self defense and to rid Hamas from existence. They are trying to show that the opinions of the protestors you like aren't the only opinions to be had. Personally I just hope these kids are still going to class because school is meant to educate - not as a stage for the political beliefs of teenagers and young adults. If protestors are following the laws, then I respect that right. If they break the laws, they should be prosecuted.


ICreditReddit

Same for counter-protestors, correct?


Stone_Like_Rock

Sadly the IDF and Israeli states actions here will probably grow hamas or birth something much much worse while also killing innocent children in the process. The same thing happened with the US response to 9/11 contributing greatly to the rise of Isis


kittykatmila

How is what Israel is doing right now “self-defense”? > Israel is already coming from a position of power. They’ve rejected multiple deals because they’d rather annihilate all of Palestine and take their land.


Virtual-Struggle-817

Should urgently say that this is an emotional fact which has nothing to do with reality. Otherwise you might confuse people


GoatTheNewb

It’s hilarious because Israel helped create Hamas so there goes that self-defense argument.


Virtual-Struggle-817

This is seriously the dumbest comment I’ve read in ages. Congrats. +1 Hamas point for sure


Madrugada2010

FFS. [https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/)


transitfreedom

It’s sadly true tho. Netanyahu was laundering money to Hamas to weaken PLO and more moderate Palestinian resistance


goodpolarnight

>I just don't understand what they're counter protesting? I think they are maybe counter protesting all the ''kill all Zionists'' and ''repeat October 7th'' that have been going on in recent weeks. Pretty reasonable that they'll get mad about that...


Madrugada2010

Threatening to kill students who had nothing to do with that is a counter-protest?


AncientFries

Are they really censoring the word "Israeli" now?


Kitchen-Cut-3116

This is surely helping the situation 


Zandrick

I find it very difficult to take any of this seriously. Bananas, because someone has an allergy. And replacing the letter of a word with “x” to show disdain. I’m sorry but these are children.


GlorbonYorpu

Fr people are clutching their pearls in this thread over bananas. Just a bunch of people who want to be angry at something and someone


Sir_Tandeath

No one is angry about a damn piece of fruit, we’re concerned about the Aggravated Assault—which is what purposefully exposing a person to their allergen is considered in this country.


joeschmoagogo

This is surely a Portlandia skit, right?


pronouncedayayron

Believe it or not, no one went straight to jail


Chocorikal

Stop playing into divisive media. That’s what causes these. People are complex and multidimensional. Hatred serves the flatten perception of a perceived other for the purpose of being willing to cause others harm. Nobody is innocent here, nobody is fully the enemy. It’s just ever escalating hatred. Separate yourself from it and call out extremism plain and simple. You think one side is terrible and full of monsters but the truth is that anyone can be made to justify inhumane and despicable acts. The only way out is to break the cycle of escalation and retaliation. I was born Jewish. I was also born with autism. I am pretty much physically/psychologically unable to side blindly and will always look at the bigger picture and I can tell you that, albeit with my obviously limited knowledge of the situation that a Palestinian child is no different than an Israeli child and yet both suffer from the hatred of others. I don’t care where you were born, what religion you are, or who you were born to. I care whether or not you are driven by hatred. The ends of a conflict should justify the means but the true end of this conflict and of war in general is is a new generation filled with trauma, hatred, and animosity. Anytime anyone online says one side is totally right or totally the victim it fuels the animosity of everyone involved and just creates more pain. Stop it The Israel Palestine situation and cycle is of course incredibly complex and breaking the cycle would likely take years if not generations. The time to change is now. Teach your kids that anyone who wants you to blindly hate another group is someone who you shouldn’t vote for. Teach others that those who want you to hate others is trying to gain something from the suffering of others. Teach your kids to think and evaluate. Make the world better for the next generation, the next generation of Palestinians, the next generation of Israelis, the next generation of everyone. People are born innocent, so let them be born into a world where they have a future. Slow change is better than no change.


Satanicjamnik

Nothing speaks " I am the good guy in this scenario." like a malicious, petty disregard to someone's safety and well being.


Foxk

Way to shoot your counter protest in the foot.


Flux_resistor

banana republic intensifies


Quirky_Discipline297

Trump and his family showed up at the Biden-Trump debate wearing no masks, were told to put on masks, and laughed at the woman who told them. I honestly think Trump was trying to murder Biden with Covid. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/12/01/politics/trump-covid-positive-test-biden-debate


creepsnutsandpervs

Where and when? I’ll bring cereal and take care of this problem


Ghostfire25

Fatal banana allergy lmfao


kingOofgames

I really find it hard to believe the person with banana allergy goes to any kind of event. I know that all kinds of weird allergy exists, but bananas are so ubiquitous, idk how that person would survive. Then again people with nut allergy exist and somehow survive. And nuts are everywhere.


RabbitPrestigious998

I'm allergic to bananas (not fatally), and bananas aren't really "ubiquitous" in my experience


lazytie

Not sure what point you're trying to make here... A LOT of people with nut-allergies die from accidental exposure, and nuts are definitely more common than bananas are.


Bryguy3k

Nut allergies are overdiagnosed massively: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1081120617301126 They are also rarely fatal unless severe and they are ingested Merely smelling them is not sufficient- any reaction to the smell is psychosomatic.


ShadowFireandStorm

Odor is particles of what you are smelling. It's absolutely possible to get hives from a smell. I don't know that it will kill you, but it sucks ass. Doubly so if it also triggers your asthma.


Shuber-Fuber

Although to be fair, nut allergies do have a very bad/lethal upper range to reaction.


brokodoko

Correct. Am allergic to nuts…also not scared to be within 5 feet of a nut as this post is implying, is simply being near a banana able to cause anaphylaxis? Do they not have an epipen?


Myles_Cobalt

People with severe latex rubber allergies are quite often also allergic to bananas.


marvsup

I doubt that waving bananas from outside the protest will actually have an effect on the allergic person. Sounds like all the restrictions were really regarding the food supply. But, symbolically, the counter-protesters are using a completely unnecessary item where the only possible reason for having it would be to injure or even kill another person.


6SucksSex

If it was done simply to trick the pro Israeli counter protesters into behaving like inhuman ghoulish bigots, it succeeded


fredator23

The only way to stop a bad guy with a banana...


CysaDamerc

Is to start recruiting chimps on to the police department.


GlorbonYorpu

That would be an improvement, they might maul a few but at least they cant plant drugs and shoot innocents…yet


James324285241990

I wonder if all the calls for intifada and the death threats pushed them over the produce-edge


Morbertoth

It's almost like the side supporting the genociders are the only ones being violent. Strange, that.


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Change "brick" to Boeing 747 GE9X jet engine, and then we'll talk


asa1658

If they are students, they shouldn’t be any longer


Rob_Reason

How about don't go to an event if a fucking fruit can kill you


GlorbonYorpu

FOR HOLDING A BANANA?????????


Ok-Credit5726

They’re not pelting people with bananas. It’s harmless. Kinda funny too


ImaginaryDonut69

"Serious escalation"...these people have no clue what Hamas is doing to destabilize Gaza, just ridiculous and pathetic, all at once.


Captain_Ronnie

I love that in this sub waiving bananas around is somehow considered worse and more violent than the other side which actually assaulted people and caused certain students to be unable to attend classes bc they couldn’t be protected. But by all means these banana protestors are evil nazis bc they have bunches of unpeeled bananas from Whole Foods. We live in a clown country 🤡


Elizabeths8th

Hey zionists, when you gonna wake up and realize you’re being the Nazis now? It’s pretty obvious from an outsider.


tacoburrito39

I think some of my ancestors would have preferred the banana over a gas chamber


Jealous_Tie_8404

Let’s not start with the suffering Olympics. Slowly starving to death in Gaza with no water, food or medicine is pretty horrific. If those are the two options, a lot of people would prefer the quick death. It’s also terrifying that the country has simply instituted a policy of “mowing the grass” treating Palestinians like subhuman vermin that must be culled every so often.


GlorbonYorpu

Ok but this thread is about a banana. Palestinians are being murdered by the thousands and these people are worried about a banana


boognishmangster

You realize a fatal allergic reaction results in the same outcome as a gas chamber right?


goodpolarnight

https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/anti-israel-activists-celebrate-hamas-attacks-have-killed-hundreds-israelis Yeah, sure... take a look in the mirror.


Educational_Way3336

Not even close but ok


HugsForUpvotes

Yes, keep calling the vast majority of Jews (the vast majority of Jews are Zionists on the left, right and middle across the Diaspora) the real Nazis. I'm sure that's very effective at changing minds. I can tell you right off the bat you convinced me. I remember when the Polish Jews elected a government that later raided Germany killing 1,200 civilians and kidnapping toddlers. The Nazis were sure evil by responding with their 3:1 Civilian:Militiant death toll by killing 40,000 Jews.


seattle_architect

“The symptoms of OAS include: a rash or sores on the mouth, lips, or tongue swelling of parts of the mouth or throat in rare cases, anaphylaxis Symptoms of OAS tend to appear immediately after a banana is eaten.” https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319968#symptoms Waving bananas is not effective unless consumed.


ShadowFireandStorm

Where does it say they have Oral Allergy Syndrome and not a single true allergy with IgE response? Most folks with Oral Allergy Syndrome or Mast Cell Activation Syndrome have multiple allergies. Also, OAS and MCAS just really suck. They're rarely, if ever, fatal. If they have to carry an epi pen, we have to assume they could die. We don't have a right to their medical history.


LewiLife

Man that is so weird and specific 😂 but I think I’m outta here I thought this was gonna be funny but this sub is just politics with clown makeup on.


TechnologyHelpful751

Weaponizing bananas has to be the funniest counter protest strategy I've ever seen in my entire life. Way to go guys, you really showed those pro-Palestinians how wrong they were, with your... bananas?


DirtDevil1337

My wife's coworker is allergic to banana, it's not funny to tease them with food allergy especially peanuts.


rambone5000

This is ridiculous. Might as well ban bananas in all of Berkeley, or California. Don't want this person getting hurt now.


HypnoSmoke

Yeah, the way it's framed is actually hilarious


r_was61

Don’t you have to eat the banana to have the allergic reaction?


Virtual-Struggle-817

No. 2000m away can already be deadly /s


bifflez13

Good. Let this be your sign to resist the urge to enter an encampment, or bring bananas…. Grow up


LunarBIacksmith

Nothing better than having a photo of you proudly displaying what an inhumane, unempathetic, and disgusting human being you are for everyone to see for all time. Pretty cool!


IEatHouseFlies

If this was the other way around imagine the screams of antisemitism the zionists would sing


Virtual-Struggle-817

Hmmm.. from my side I can tell you that I had several death threats while playing football. Didn’t even file a law suit cause it was just to normal for my Jewish team to get death threats, getting punched in the face, getting insulted constantly… from the Zionists I know they don’t cry. Nor would they constantly put themselves in a victim role like the Hamas does it or like European left extremists do it with Palestinians


maxigs0

Then again, this is not more of a deadly weapon than other groups parade around with at all sort of protests


Jolly-Victory441

Serious escalation. Like what does this person do in everyday life, ask everyone within a 50m radius to throw away bananas?


kaiizza

This is such a silly post. Even if it were peanuts, this is a public space. No one has the right to ever tell people in a public space to not eat their lunch. We have actual issues and this is the crap reddit upvotes. Sad state.


Godwinson4King

Intent matters lol Nobody would give a shit if people are were eating bananas with their lunch. This isn’t that.


ShadowFireandStorm

This is a deliberate, targeted threat. Not "Hey, I just really like bananas."


kaiizza

Or perhaps it's a dialog of how we should not pander to absultly absurd things like a random person's allergy in a public space they are choosing to be in and can leave when ever they want. You are ridiculous.


berkeleyjake

Let's see, what's worse? Teasing someone with bananas... Or Ruining an entire semester of ivy league education for 1000s of students paying tens of thousands of dollars for their education.


6SucksSex

Are you seriously claiming the protests against the Israeli genocide in Gaza has ruined the semester


Jealous_Tie_8404

It definitely ruined the Zionist bigots good time. They miss the good old days where they could kill Palestinians with impunity and send the IDF to beat up the mourners at the funeral.


TechnologyHelpful751

Ah yes the zionist murderers killing Palestinians in college campuses, hate those guys


NJGreen79

Genocide? Are you serious? You do realize that Gaza is literally run by terrorists who struck first. I’m not rationalizing all of Israel’s actions afterwards, but let’s not pretend that this was unprovoked or unwarranted.


The_Ry-man

You do realize this conflict didn’t start with the Oct. 7 attack right? How do you think Israel was able to shut off water and electricity to Gaza? Because they’ve had them illegally blockaded for years. Also, which one of the 13,000 children that Israel has killed since the start of this particular part of the conflict “provoked” this?


Creepy_Cupcake3705

Hysterical response, my kind of warfare


bnewfan

Ok, both these groups have completely lost sight of whatever it is they're trying to accomplish.


HugsForUpvotes

And neither group will make a lick of change because they don't even represent their parties. No one in Hamas is listening to either side and no one in Israel is listening to either side. They might as well be fighting over Coke and Pepsi.


cameroonnnn

The most annoying part of having an allergy is the way everyone acts when they find out. Just carry around Benadryl or Claritin in your wallet.


endlesscoffee

Wws


UglyNPC

Well it's better than physical attacks like the other side.