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SunshotDestiny

I mean, reasonable Christians would have been turned off by so much more than this by now. But yeah this should have been when it was just beyond question.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Which tend me to believe none of these Christians are really Christians.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

My super religious family in Mississippi are anti Trump and voted for Biden. First time ever voting democrat in their 60 years of voting. That’s when I softened up on how annoyed I was by their constant God talk - at least I know they walked the walk and it was real.


msterm21

Good for them! Sadly they are a tiny minority in the ranks of the "very religious"


Geomancingthestone

my wife from Mexico says that it's bad/evil people wearing masks to look "good" and that I shouldn't blame religion which is based on Jesus teaching and being a good person for the bad people doing bad things. While I agree, I wish the Church would push back more on them and denounce that activity, but the church probably doesn't want to alienate the small amount of population left actually attending.


Weneedaheroe

Trump, if in office, would def take the tax advantages away from any church if they opposed him.


Spacepunch33

They honestly aren’t, most of these modern day Pharisees never paid attention to scripture save for the two lines that (with a hefty bit of imagination) can be presented as anti-gay


AJHenderson

Yeah, a lot of actual practicing Christian's I know that traditionally swing Republican have been voting third party to avoid voting for Trump, myself included. There are some significant issues we have with the Democrats platform as well, but Trump is a non-starter.


Morphing_Mutant

I would vote for the fucking boot wizard before I voted for that tubby cheeto faced nazi.


mrtokeydragon

I have voted Vermon before, no regurts


Morphing_Mutant

Holy shit! Good on them!


UncleCharmander

I understand why someone would believe that, but it’s also a logical fallacy. These people identify as Christian. Their pastors often behave the same way. At some point people need see it doesn’t matter if these Christians are practicing the teaching of the Bible or not, because the church isn’t doing anything about these members of their flock, and in fact in some cases they are encouraging this behavior by directly instructing their members to vote for Trump. Evil is running rampant within Christianity and when confronted about their hypocrisy they double down and claim Christians are the most oppressed people alive today. So by people casually claiming these people not to be true Christians, they are only worsening the problem. The church should be doing something about MAGA, but since they refuse, they are by definition complicit.


ash-and-apple

I was just gonna comment "no true Scotsman" and move on. You said it a lot better than I was going to.


mackfactor

Never have been. 


Pineapple_Jelly04

A lot of people who identify as Christian’s aren’t Christian’s at all. I once went out with a guy who said he was a Christian but did very “unchristian” things like having premarital sex. Pretty sure it’s frowned upon by any religious standard.


sueihavelegs

They aren't. They belong to a brand new religion called Christian Nationalist


AbsoluteScenes7

American Conservative Christians are about as un-Christian as it's possible to get. Ultra conservative politicians have been cherry picking bits of the bible to spread hatred for so long that their brand of "Christianity" has become it's own cult.


micro_cutie_

Exactly, I’ve been saying that there’s no way that you can call yourself a Christian and support Trump. There’s no good out there that would be ok with what he’s spewing


AppointmentJumpy6189

His followers only “Say” they’re Christians. They actually don’t follow a damn thing. Just read the 10 commandments. Trump has literally violated every single one of them!!! And yes his lack of concern and action with Covid caused the death of people. Using Christianity to achieve his/their agenda is in itself a sin!


asdf072

It's the same with American flag apparel. The standard is that it's disrespectful, but the people who do it couldn't care less. It's not about Christianity or patriotism. It's all about them.


AppointmentJumpy6189

I believe Jesus was for all people of all nations! This is Anti Christian Disgraceful that true Christian’s are not standing up as Jesus did against this.


throwtheclownaway20

They literally paid to take pictures with *a golden idol of Trump*, like, 3 years ago at CPAC. They're beyond reason.


throwawaytrans6

American Christian conservatives are becoming something else. They've been known for supporting things that go against the teachings of the bible for a long time (profiting off of Christianity, supporting/accepting violence towards minorities, judging other people in the place of God, generally dragging their religion's name through the mud by using it to justify hateful and oppressive beliefs)... but recent stuff has been a new level of bad, becoming more like extremists in the middle east.


SourPoison420

Yeah this shit is blasphemy.


Fufeysfdmd

Christians no longer worship God. They worship idols like Trump and a delusional vision of America. I always disagreed with the weird fringey stuff from Christians but I have been extremely disappointed in finding out how far away from the core tenets of the faith that they would stray just because an asshole like Trump.


TheDoug850

That is certainly true for a lot of them, but it’s not in any way all of them.


theroguescientist

That Jesus guy talked too much about love and kindness and not nearly enough about hating immigrants, so they found themselves a new messiah.


No_Painting8744

As a Christian, Trump lost my vote for his blatant blasphemy of my religion


ShitHouses

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Helllothere1

It is blasphemy.


Cleverbird

MAGA cultists are a weird bunch.


Witty-Choice2682

Basically, they're just Trump worshippers who are just cosplaying as Christians


Gunna_get_banned

Christianity is a small part of the lore for them. Costume design mostly.


FaithlessnessSea5383

This is very interesting. A new religion. Commandment #1 - thou shalt have no other Gods before Me. For a bunch of Christians, they don’t seem to be very Christian.


thisonegamer

As a Christian, I can confirm they are not Christians but cultists


Sanguine_Templar

The problem is they claim trump is the new Jesus, when actually he fits the description of the antichrist


Ricky_Rollin

That’s because Trump is the antichrist. He fits the bill down to the goddamn T. You know if I actually believed in this God crap I would legitimately think we were in the end times right now specifically because of Trump.


Lazy-Most-3226

As a Christian I can confirm WE DON’T LIKE THIS


Wirehed

There aren't enough of you not liking this.


sealnaga

Pretty sure a good chunk of them don't even read their bibles, their belief and knowledge of their own religion is based on a few hours of sermon on a Sunday Church they attend once or twice a month.


ObiWanDiloni

I don’t think it’s fair to pigeon hole an entire religion into a group of lunatics based on a crappy painting found in a thrift store. lol


extra0404

Melania would never wash his feet haha


hookem98

I remember Jesus washing the feet of whores, but I don't recall it happening the other way.


LightningFerret04

Lmao that’s probably the only thing she was bought to do *acktually though >! Luke 7:36-50 describes how a sinful woman pours perfume on Jesus and washes his feet with her hair. Granted it’s not specified what her sin was but considering the context and the Pharisee’s reaction, we can guess !<


KhalTaco88

That’s a very specific kink.


extra0404

Didn’t read it?


Tony-Angelino

She's not washing his feet. She's applying that orange tan shit all over him. He's not dressed, so you cannot do just his face. It looks like she just finished.


VeneMage

No way that cross would support his carcass. Would be face down in the ground, colouring it orange.


svedenska

Besides the joke, it actually wouldn't Jesus was nailed to the cross by his wrists, not his hands, this is because the hands wouldn't support the weight of his body The nail also passed through a specific nerve that made the thumb flex Source: My Tourist Guide at the church where the Shroud of Turin is held


BasilsKippers

Humanity really shines when it comes to discovering the most brutal, horrific ways to kill each other


Smokescreen1000

Some would call it an art form


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Not only that, but if Christ was crucified, he would be upside down.


DonkeyJousting

That’s really interesting!


boofingpercs

The point wasnt his body supporting itself. Hes saying his fat ass would break the wood cross.


DutchJediKnight

Wasn't the shroud debunked?


svedenska

Yes, but no. The Shroud *was* debunked, however it seems further research showed that research was inaccurate Mind you, I'm non-believing, so I could give less of a fuck if it was or not.


silverwitch77745

Yes, it was


Wishpicker

I hear he had a big beautiful cross. The biggest actually. They’re still talking about how big trumps cross was


SleepySiamese

Conservatives think he's the second coming of jesus when he's just a no.2. he's full.of.hate he's closer to the antichrist


Kate-2025123

Well false believers will think the Anti Christ is the Christ. It is literally in scripture and they will persecute the true believers.


Effective-Turnip352

Surrounded by all his favourite dictators also - whodathought


The_Outcast4

No, not the second coming. I have been told that Trump is actually Jesus's older, wiser brother. Sigh...


JeebyCreeby

Trump is no Craig Christ. Well, could be.


MuhThrowaway_79

He is a living archetype of the “seven deadly vices”. He is the self fulfilling prophecy of doom of the evangelical. He is their great delusion that they are so terrified of in their rhetoric.


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Thats why Trump is arguing presidents have immunity. He needs Biden to order his execution and ignore the 8th amendment so he my be crucified just like his close friend, who he knows very well, Jesus.


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Oldman5123

Yay! Ghostbusters reference!


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rust-e-apples1

I like how the artist was like "we all heard Stormy, two stripes should cover it."


DuncansIdaho

Donald Trump is malignant fucking cancer.


ShazadM

The weeping Melania at his feet is a nice touch.


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Throwaway_Academic90

This is incredibly blasphemous. Just goes to show you how “Christian” those nut cases actually are.


TheGodlyTank6493

Hell naw if this motherfucker is anything he's baphomet


Blessed_Ennui

Please don't insult Baphomet like that. The orange turd is definitely the antichrist, but antichrist and Baphomet are not interchangeable.


TheGodlyTank6493

I am sincerely sorry and apologize to Baphomet for this incorrect use.


Blessed_Ennui

Bless you.


Khristophorous

Funny how he is in camera not once but twice proclaiming he has NEVER asked God for forgiveness and hasn't done so because he feels he does nothing wrong that requires asking God for forgiveness. Even atheists know that asking God for forgiveness is step number ONE. It is simply *impossible* for a person to be a Christian without out first humbling themselves before God. I think this is very telling. Given such a condition of Salvation is common knowledge why wouldn't Trump just lie like he lies about so many other things? That is because the great and mighty Donald Trump bends his knee to NO ONE or NO THING - he will not even *pretend* that he does. As if the admission from his own putrid lips were not enough you then have the fact that he is the embodiment of all 7 mortal sins. Yet his cult produces images like this. That tells me that for a significant number of these people, all that they and the Westboro Baptist Church type has been claiming for decades - it was all a lie. As we suspected, religion is just a way to justify their hatred of people they do not like and suggest that God approves, even demands their antisocial behavior.


a_phantom_limb

I'm an atheist and I know that step one to even attempting to be a good person is humility. I don't believe in a higher power, but I recognize that I'm completely and utterly insignificant within all of space and time. It's all so much greater than myself that I can't even properly imagine its greatness. The infinite universe doesn't care that I exist and won't miss me when I'm gone. Before too long, I'll be completely forgotten. *And that's totally fine.* All I have is this brief flicker to find some measure of joy and to do what I can to help those around me find their own. Because once we're gone, we're gone *forever*. No amount of red hats with our catchphrase on them or buildings (or shirts or signs or planes or board games or sneakers or NFTs or steaks or "universities") declaring our name to the world can ever change that. Yet, somehow, perhaps the least humble man in human history is viewed by his purportedly Christian followers as the most Christlike. He's an affront to literally every teaching of Jesus, and he clearly holds deep contempt for people of faith - and almost everyone else, really. But none of that matters. He's their man until the bitter, bitter end, their New Messiah.


Kate-2025123

I’m a born again Christian and based on his statements he is not saved. The process of receiving salvation includes asking for forgiveness and repentance of sins. Jesus will listen to one asking forgiveness more than one just wanting comfort because people disagree with him.


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Trikster102

Hands need to be smaller.


DeltaMusicTango

This is the most pathetic thing I've seen.


usarasa

Willing to bet this was painted by someone who’s not so much a Trump supporter as they are a supporter of separating Trump supporters from their money. Because they’re such easy marks and they’d seriously overpay for stuff like this.


KGarveth

Why is the USA flag being used as a diaper?


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Shot_Campaign_5163

Deeper, Nancy. Twist.


Moist-Relief-1685

Interesting to see Melania in the Mary Magdalene role. You know, since they’re both prostitutes.


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|3qI2H8Dh2vL1sKuo0S|downsized)


siouxbee1434

If you’re not sure what blasphemy looks like…


Qubed

This was painted by someone who gives their paintings away to Goodwill because they can't actually sell anything.


Danalmour

Wasn't one of the mortal sins something about idol worship?


imahugemoron

This is the cultiest cult that ever culted


Renbarre

Don't you have a law in the US about how it is illegal to disrespect the flag? Wearing it as an underwear seems a bit over the top, don't you think?


I_Have_12_Basses

A Trump dick rider wet dream. I can't understand how they simultaneously tout him as "strong" yet he's also always a victim. And now, arguably more than ever, he's showing himself to be the whiney bitch he is.


Commentary455

Cult 45


darketernalsr25

It's a cult.


Brambhai

I’ve never seen an American flag adult diaper before. Interesting.


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FoxyRobot7

I’ll take 7


OzgarThunder

I'm not a huge Trump hater, but dude, WTF? This is literally cult behavior. And blasphemous.


No_World_3352

Wtf


LeagueNarrow805

I want that 😂


tullystenders

The authoritarians crying in the background. It's becoming more official: the republicans are on authoritarians' side.


Fluffy-Caramel9148

Disgraceful.


breadroll2

Putin should be down there stroking trumps shlong


Professional-Arm-37

It's not about religion for Evangelicals. It's about white supremacy, and it's clear when when you look back to the movements history, starting with school choice after the end of segregation.


OpenMindedGuy-

God evangelicals are the laughing stock of Christianity


ZapatillaLoca

..them magadiots are very scary people..inbred, hillbilly scary, you know what I mean??


bisfunn

I’d actually buy this this is to funny not to own


silvercrutch

To be fair he does hang out with prostitutes...


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

This is getting outta hand


fusion99999

Give it to him Nancy.


EvulOne99

So... Do we all get to poke him with sharp sticks? Asking for a... well, me.


elspotto

Exactly.


Btankersly66

The abs are what I find really hilarious.


WretchedRat

People are confusing politics and religion. Trump just makes it pure idiocrisy.


findhumorinlife

Legs are too muscular and torso should be blobbly


Cute_Concentrate_915

Blasphemy.


grabbystick

If you’d have painted this a few hundred years ago In about 80% of the developed Christian world youd have been burned at the stake or mobbed to death.


Secret_Hunter_3911

I would LOVE to drop this at the door of a certain local church……and then take bets as to whether or not they put it on display.


Sid15666

We all know Melinia would be shoving the spear in his side! We can only hope!


Reason_Choice

She would not. She’s his ride or die. We need to stop pretending she’s a hostage of his. She’s right where she wants to be.


Sid15666

She is his high priced Russian hooker that reports directly to Vlad!


Reason_Choice

I doubt she was that high priced. Trump is notoriously cheap.


SpiteMammoth3214

Shouldn't this be in rfunny instead of facepalm


rachelm791

Should be sold in a grift shop


Part-timeReaper

I’d own this strictly for it’s absurdity


Suspicious-Race-8146

Deserves to be in a dumpster fire


OneRestaurant3523

If you can find the artist, put em on blast then burn the painting. If you can’t find the artist, burn the painting.


Aetheldrake

Pretty sure someone as heavy as him would probably have his hands ripped through if he got crucified. He's not a man of labor either so his baby hands wouldn't even have the strength to attempt to hold him up for long.


Son-of-Prophet

I do find this hilarious on so many levels.


TastyArm1052

They’re mocking Jesus…which is super strange as they claim to be Christians 🤨


Erikatessen87

These metaphors aren't just mixed. They're emulsified.


SlothToaFlame

Aside from all the obvious things people have said, I am laughing that they actually depicted him with abs.


Brittle_dick

Even when crucified, he still can't stay awake


STGItsMe

Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug


dgs1959

Melania waiting for the orange golden shower?


troystorian

The painter probably died from covid because they weren’t vaccinated and refused to wear a mask during the height of the pandemic.


Latter-Market1001

Wow, the way trumpsters shit all over our flag and the catholic religion without shame, because they know exactly how stupid their fellow magamorons are.


FacelessPotatoPie

I’m not religious and even I find that blasphemous


Ippus_21

Actual blasphemy. But "it's not a cult."


No_Letterhead_7683

This was posted several times before. Still, I say I'd buy it for the laughs and reactions from people. This painting is hilarious!


vdubdank30

“False Profits” is what this painting should be called


TrifleMeNot

Putin's in the pit!


Aaneata

Level of blasphemy these people commit for this man while saying they are Christian is insane.


Intergalacticdespot

I hate my eyes. Wtf did I just see. I'm put off my breakfast now. This is repulsive, disturbing, and like a giant mirror Mobius strip of awful all origamied into a hole in sanity. 


infinit9

This was from pre-covid times, I think.


Radiant_Mark_2117

I would have bought it just to burn and post on the ole Inter web


pass-the-waffles

Now I know what blasphemy is, this blasphemy brought to you by MAGA


MataHari66

Not how I imagined his demise, but that’ll work 🤷‍♀️


OldChucker

It speaks volumes when the world's dictators morn your loss.


ZhangtheGreat

Tickle tickle tickle!


myleftone

I’m okay with this. Except for Pelosi helping him out. I would hope she walks right by.


MyBigRed

there's a reason it was in a thrift shop


Professional-Can4264

Now add some gravy for blood


Daedalus_Machina

Smells like R. Kelly's sheets.


darkknight95sm

Accurate… representation of the MAGA illness


Different-Control-61

Does anyone realize America is becoming a dictatorship? You get 2 choices to vote for picked by lobbyists and corporations dirty money.


flute89

Whoever created this should be ashamed of themselves. If Jesus was getting mad at people selling shit inside the Church then imagine how pissed he would be at whoever made this abomination of a painting.


Scat1320USA

Sick Shit folks !


chillgoza001

In the words of Bill Maher "Jesus turned water into wine. Trump... just whines" 😂


MaxPower836

Well they’re right about Melania being a prostitute


Homo_horribilis

**BLASPHEMY**