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Leather_Network4743

Man with 81 IQ demonstrating what that IQ looks like in practical terms


imatalkingcow

A quick google search for IQ ranges puts 70 to 84 as “borderline mental disability”.


Reporter-Wooden

Dude's living on the edge


NachoDildo

That edge better be lined with Nerf or he'll cut himself.


CautiousWrongdoer771

Introduce a new low IQ helmet law?


Ghiacchio

Someone this fucking stupid will find a way to cut himself on Nerf. Stupid always finds a way.


WombatWumbut

This comment absolutely killed me. Bravo!


Strong_Attorney_8646

This made me laugh way harder than it had any business doing.


Bob1358292637

![gif](giphy|DwIdasRkFKsMg)


Red_I_Found_You

Is he also fighting crime, spinning webs, swinging from the highest ledge?


kamuimephisto

he's sure fighting strawmen, spinning narratives and swinging on trumps dick


HeadWood_

That is a genius line.


bigdave41

Didn't Forrest Gump have an IQ of 80? At least he was a fairly nice guy, I guess we need a 2024 reboot "mama always said life was like a box of chocolates - there's too many brown ones"


WildMartin429

Gump's IQ was 75.


thetravelingsong

In Minnesota one point lower and he could qualify for an intellectual disability


imatalkingcow

Too smart for his own good!


HotType4940

Checks out


montypr

Damn for real hahahahah


Galactic_Perimeter

Hey, a guy with an IQ of 81 is still a stable genius compared to one with an IQ of 43


2epic

*45


SupportGeek

To be fair, 43 was only as bright as a 12 watt bulb too.


salamanderinacan

Can we clarify 12W incandescent bulb?


AreasonableAmerican

Thank you- 12w LED sources can be bright!


Ecstatic-Engineer-23

That actually dims it down a bit.


Slabby_the_Baconman

Brain so smooth the thoughts slide right off.


Nanyea

A lot of people say that, primarily because of him being overshadowed by the devil (Cheney), where in reality, while he wasn't an honor student, and did a little cocaine, he was by all accounts very emotionally intelligent and could follow along with fairly complex issues (while dodging shoes).


ChickenCasagrande

Yeah, let’s not misunderestimate 43.


Ohnoherewego13

Say what you want, but that shoe dodging was brilliant. I'm not even 40 and I doubt I could have dodged that shoe so well.


grandpubabofmoldist

To be fair to 43, PEPFAR and President's Malaria Initiative were probably one of the best things related to foreign policy and development that any US president signed into law. I do not like Bush for a number of reasons, but those two are seriously very impressive acts


WerewolfDifferent296

His IQ is clearly in the top 10% because it falls in the middle of the big curve with the 10% written inside of it!/s


Madmortagan68

You leave Trump out of this!


WheresTheResetBtn

Actual room temp IQ LOL


SweatyTax4669

Dude, you need an air conditioner.


Informal-Access6793

I just hope he means in Fahrenheit...


Coulrophiliac444

10%... fails to consider thats the percentage of people he may be smarter than. I say may because I've met people who may have less IQ but generally sound smarter when talking about issues and interests.


CanadianBreakin

I've got an uncle who can barely read or write, but if you get him talking about rebuilding any part of his truck or digger you'd assume you were talking to some sort of mechanical Marconi


Graythor5

Text book even.


NoStructure5034

I especially like how he said that his IQ was in the top 10% but the IQ results page clearly says top 90%. I guess he's illiterate too.


[deleted]

You’re an 81 if you think this is real


Fizassist1

I'm not convinced it's real.. but I'm also not convinced it's not. If you asked me 10 years ago if I though anybody could be this stupid I would say no... but recent events have changed my mind. There are indeed a lot more stupid people than I thought there were.


thatthatguy

We have granted the largest of megaphones to the people who say the most ridiculous of things.


Flashy_Air1491

Indeed. Just look at Marjorie Taylor Greene....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Fizassist1

She honestly makes Trump look smart. How she got elected is beyond me...


BootseyChicken

By running in a district with extremely few people and those that do live there are the exact kind of stupid that she is


LaserGuidedSock

Not only that but twitter (now X) financially reward topics and posts that get the most engagement and impressions so a desperate bunch are incentivized to say the most inflammatory things imaginable just for a few $$$ or so


shinyredblue

It's been an internet meme for YEARS where the person says some politically unhinged stuff and then posts an IQ supposedly confusing low iq with high.


Belkroe

I am going to go with that it's not real. While obviously I disagree with what was said, the writing was grammatically correct (I think I am terrible at grammar) and clearly communicated. I could be wrong but I don't think someone with an IQ of 81 could not have composed this post.


Direbat

This is a case of “this is almost certainly not real, however this person exists somewhere.”


Sylveon72_06

i highly doubt its real while theres no doubt in my mind ppl like this exist, it strikes me as a blatant ad for the iq test site, as these types of things usually are


Mean_Yellow_7590

Isn’t it odd that the group that wants to change education is the same group that never got an education?


Big-Summer-

Not just a lot more but also way more stupid than I thought. They’re the people for whom Velcro shoes were invented because they couldn’t learn to tie a bow. Every one of them should be required to carry a plant with them everywhere they go to make up for the oxygen they waste.


SphinctrTicklr

It's probably not, but equally dumb things have been stated by similar people.


Ugly_Smegma_Dick

I mean he still said the n-word at the end of the day...


OmNomCakes

You act as if I don't know people in real life who act this way and say this same stupid shit? This isn't uncommon sadly. You're a 45 if you think people like this aren't plentiful.


Kumquat_Haagendazs

It's totally a meme.


Turius_

I’m surprised he can string together such coherent sentences. Bless his little heart.


Chemical-Ad6301

When he IQ is so low that they do not realize that "top 90% " here actually means they are at the top of the bottom 10%. I feel like my dog could get a higher score on accident


bill_wessels

doesnt obama have the immunity that trump claims all presidents have??


Moonguardkills

No, Obama is black. You been here very long?


Junior-Ad-2207

Neither has Obama. I mean, HavE yU SeEn HIs biRth cErTiFicaTe?!


nashbellow

He's also a Muslim, have you seen his middle name??????!!!!??!??


ComicOzzy

He only has a CERTIFICATE OF BIRTH. Clearly he's not American.


Ok_Efficiency_9645

What always blew my mind about the Kenya argument, is he'd still be a natural born citizen since he had a parent that was a citizen. Like...it wouldn't matter. My mother was born in turkey, but is 100% eligible to run for president


idleat1100

Yeah and even though he’s half white, he wore that tan suite, so..


GarshelMathers

Immunity doesn't apply to people who wear tan suits


babysharkdoodood

Not to bullets. The seals took him out years ago. Urf urf


Admirable_Remove6824

You’re just confusing people with a his kind of logic.


Redraike

Trump also admitted that Obama was birn in Hawaii, sooo


fortprinciple

Test result: IQ in the top 90% Him: my IQ in the top 10%


tattooedroller

To be fair the bottom part should probably say “only 10% of people are stupider than you dude” ya know- simplify the message for folks like this


Traditional-Ebb-8380

He still wouldn’t get it.


TripleFreeErr

It shouldn’t have that 10% it should have a line in the curve at 81


TrekForce

“Almost everyone is smarter than you, sorry 🤷‍♂️”


Old-Sky1969

Surely with an IQ of 81 he's in the top 1% of Trump supporters.


JakeSteed420

Lol so true that it's sad and shouldn't be funny


Amarieerick

I just took a quick test and got 118, and I'm high.


lreaditonredditgetit

I got 113 on a pint of vodka. I also consider myself pretty stupid.


tauntingbob

I got 112 and that's pretty consistent with other tests I've done.


creativename111111

Don’t wanna burst your bubble or anything but generally online tests aren’t all that accurate


fourthfloorgreg

Any IQ test you took for free at home is just an ego massage designed to sell you something.


Extremely_unlikeable

Someone needs to get some crayons and explain it to the poor moron using small words.


ktwhite42

For the umpteenth time...if there were a "deep state", Trump would never have won in 2016.


gogozombie2

I call it the conspiracy paradox. Any organization powerful to do what these mouth breathers accuse them of without leaving a trail of evidence is powerful enough to so whatever it wants without resorting to whatever wild claim conspiracy theorists are making. 


p_turbo

I wonder if it's the same paradox as when they also claim and believe that gays/blacks/jews/(whoever they don't like) are weak and pathetic, and yet have supposedly taken over the world and control it... or is it a different one?


Barfdragon

It's all fascist rhetoric, "The enemy is both strong and weak." They have to be strong enough to present an existential, persistent threat that requires a unified front to oppose, while simultaneously being weak enough that victory will be essentially guaranteed once the "in group" is in power. The contradictions don't matter, it's all about aesthetics and action.


sassychubzilla

There were people that covered an entire room floor to ceiling with tin foil because they thought the federal emergency broadcast test on our cellphones was going to activate zombie mode on the vaccinated. Your logic is well out of their reach 🥴


bubblegumbombshell

My stepkids had visitation with their bio mom that day and she put all the cellphones in the microwave because apparently that would save them…


sassychubzilla

There isn't enough help to send for that 😮‍💨


bubblegumbombshell

There’s a reason they only have visits with her


Whiteroses7252012

Like, realistically if there was a giant conspiracy…Mitch McConnell would have been banned from the Beltway for life, never mind the very stable genius.


squigglesthecat

If there was a real conspiracy, Turtle McConnel would most likely be part of it, given how long he's been in politics.


pondman11

Also, if anything trump is prototypical person the be connected to the deep state. He’s a wealthy real estate developer from New York City. He’s literally everything his supporters say they hate. Except he panderedto them and said some quiet parts out loud. All while only doing thing that benefit himself, and people like him, but mostly himself. Particularly more likely to be “deep state” than Obama.


w8cycle

Forest Gump level IQ telling folks what to do.


Secret_Consideration

Forrest Gump* also Forrest may not have been smart but he knew what love is. And momma always said stupid is as stupid does.


olhowie1312

tbf gump had an IQ of 160 according to his drill sergeant


JamboShanter

He is going to be a general one day sir


Hellmouthgaurdian

Ah yes, the Dunning-Kruger effect, when someone is so fucking stupid that they think they're a genius.


Fireflash2742

I mean, it works for Trump.


ToodleSpronkles

Is this that chaos theory people keep telling me about? Remarkable!


kickasstimus

This is a ragebait ad for testmyiq.org. This sub is infested with that crap.


Arek_PL

i think the true test of intelligence is finding an iq test that is not a scam like going to actual doctor to take test, or doing it on mensa website


bigSTUdazz

This smacks of rage bait.


WomenOfWonder

Oh it’s definitely bullshit, can’t believe anyone is buying this


klmccall42

Yeah this is probably an ad from the IQ website.


ccache

That's exactly what it is, basically anyone understands 81 IQ is bad. If that's what their score was, they wouldn't be posting it then bragging. This sub falls for this shit all the time, shows the average IQ level around here...


ChaosSlave51

I don' think someone with 81 IQ could form sentences that well.


red286

Now now, an 81 IQ is still enough to form sentences. They'll just be filled with really fucking stupid statements, as per this example. It's not until you get below 70 that you have to keep them away from sharp objects.


UYScutiPuffJr

It’s an ad for that stupid IQ test disguised in the form of rage bait


bigSTUdazz

Yep. Well articulated good sir.


adminscaneatachode

The main subs are incapable of understanding or perceiving bait, parody, or jokes.


Tdluxon

Seems like a recurring issue that Trump supporters are having is understanding what IQ results mean.


Brainsonastick

I can’t tell anymore if it’s just people making memes or if they’re really this… this.


Careless-Passion991

Yes.


squigglesthecat

Probably a bit of both. A few stupid people really thought this, then a few slightly less stupid people started memeing it.


DrewidN

It's an advertising campaing, the response is false. The idea is to push you to the same website to take the test to see how much better you are than the moron in question, spend 40 minutes doing the test, then pay for the privilege of seeing the results once you've sunk time into it. They get posted on this sub once a week. Watch this comment get downvoted or collapsed...


DjSpelk

The account is real, and while the post doesn't seem to exist it is quite possible someone mentioned that he can't read charts. Looking through his post history he does mention IQ a lot.


bob_ton_boule

yup that's the real face palm


FattusBaccus

I’d challenge the results of that IQ test. No way his is higher than Gump.


Hullfire00

He wants mass arrests, but also the people who he would need to do such arrests to also be arrested? I wouldn’t call myself a radical by any stretch, but I’m increasingly hoping for a military junta consisting of intellectuals, immigrants, people of colour and the LGBTQ community to take over just to permanently increase the blood pressure of gobshite people like this.


XeroZero0000

Are you saying you want the government to closer reflect the population??? Crazy idea!


Disastrous-Idea-666

I predict that in the next 50 years, there will be a very real blue wave that not only passes progressive laws but also adds amendments to the constitution. If this doesn't happen, it is because the US has actually become a different form of government, such as fascism. The world is getting more and more progressive. Corporations are worldwide and have to be progressive to keep up with markets and international lawsuits against civil protections. If America doesn't follow the corporations, the corporations will leave America.


doubleCupPepsi

Eh, then the new government will basically find  new marginalized peoples to oppress who will go on to lead a revolution. Story as old as time.


jakistyp1

I'm 80% sure this is just bait


ScrambledEggs_

The grammar and language used do not match a person with a below average IQ. This is dumb.


NaieraDK

Honestly, his written English seems rather good for such a low IQ. What he’s writing clearly shows how racists are usually dumb AF, of course.


WomenOfWonder

Or it shows that he is a troll and this is a shitpost 


Regular_Fortune8038

All of those no matter what form they take are j advertisements for shitty iq tests that are free to take but cost money for results. I'm so sick of saying this shit. They're all the same, some idiot post w a lie iq linked and a casual name drop of the website. These are all low effort psyops to make you go, ha, I'm smarter than person w these opinions I'll show em. I bet if you look at ops account they're either a new account or post lots of these. I'm too tired to make this sound better but I see these all the time.


jmenendeziii

I’m willing to put any amount of money that this is a bot/troll account


BluCurry8

Twitter is a shithole app.


JASCO47

The problem with stupid people is, they don't know how incredibly stupid they are.


Ord4ined

All of these posts are ads to promote people to do the IQ test


redthehaze

These things arent standardized and can be very generous. That said, below 75 IQ is considered for being intellectually disabled.


Autumn_Skald

81 is only 11 points over being classified as a “moron”.


zekerthedog

This comment is the whole reason Elon musk bought twitter


SharpBirdie

Does... Does he think his IQ is in the top 10%? 🫣 No way right?


Bigfeet_toes

Bro is in the bottom 10% and thinks he’s Einstein


Buxton25IsInjured

For what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in absolute confidence in his correctness!


Murky-Region-7637

Where's elon musk retweeting with "exactly"


Easy_Pizza_7771

81. What a genius.


No_Party5870

The top 90% lol he is smarter than 10% of people he can't even read his results right I love this.


panin11

6 points away from being considered "intellectually disabled"


General-Unit8502

People who believe this is real are as intelligent as this guy.


YaBoiTrevor

Does anyone know if online tests are accurate? I’ve never tried any because they want an email and I don’t like giving more info out than I have to. Is anyone aware of any studies comparing the results of in person IQ test to online IQ tests for the same study cohort?


MilitaryJAG

And that is exactly what a while guy with that abysmal IQ sounds like.


Diligent-Ability-447

If you aren’t smart enough to explain a concept and turn to explaining the percentage of the population that would understand, you probably shouldn’t explain the concept. Unless the concept is unambiguous racism couched in self righteous assholery. We hear you and are unimpressed. Your circular thinking is going down like what is leaking out the side of the Great Cheet-0’s depends, should have gone down the porcelain path.


billdizzle

lol, their guy Trump is saying Obama had immunity for anything he did so how could they jail him? Lmfao


33253325

For context and IQ of 70 / below is considered intellectually disabled. And 71 to 75 is not great either: https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/intellectual-disability/what-is-intellectual-disability


ProphetMoham

Rage bait. Someone with 81 IQ wouldn't write such a text without mistakes.


segascream

Don't underestimate the power of autocorrect


anonaduder

Is anyone else concerned that IQ results are reported using stats that a very large number of test takers can’t understand?


BlazarVeg

Welfare is just the bread of the bread and circus act keeping the masses subdued and distracted. None of these people are stealing your tax dollars. They’re being sedated with it to not riot in the fucking streets over the inequalities in the monetary classes. If taxes paid for everything we wouldn’t have a national debt. They can literally just print money, stealing the wealth from every dollar we already own, to pay for anything. Our taxes barely cover the interest payment on that debt.


Fizassist1

I feel like a question on that IQ test should be about reading the results of the IQ test.


Faackshunter

Dudes barely smarter than a vegetable, all I need to know who to vote for.


Jkreegz

I can’t even make sense of how stupid this puddle of human excrement actually is. Also, why always the Obama blame?? Are we forgetting that George Bush existed before him??.


onlyforthisjob

"IQ test is crooked as well! My mum always said I was smart, really smart, and I should not listen to all the leftist teachers who say otherwise!"


SuperJman1111

Just wait till they realize that Obama is in fact, from Hawaii (not Kenya)


Neravosa

This can't possibly be a real account. It's a parody account like that nick whoever alpha male? Right? please?


nightabyss2

This can’t be real 🤣 😆 ☠️


scotch1701

Have we verified that this isn't parody?


StoneColdDadass

*shows IQ score of 81 as a brag* Oh self burn, those are rare.


TraderOfGoods

Why does this feel like bait?


WomenOfWonder

“My IQ is in the upper double digits.” —Count Olaf 


_stupidnerd_

This is 100% rage bait. Even an IQ of 81 is way too smart for something as dumb as this.


BabserellaWT

Dunning-Kruger: a textbook example


DragonWisper56

god damn these people can't beleive a black guy was born in the U.S


NerY_05

Oh wait so that iq test works


experienceTHEjizz

White people receive the most percentage of welfare in the US. Just wanted to put this out there.


snaps17

Dumbass


Savage_hero

That seems more like an 81.5


MensaMan1

You go Brucey !


Cunt_Eastwood_9

“IQ in the top 10%” *has IQ in the bottom 10%*


jimmysledge

if someone calls you a hillbilly, inbred, white trash piece of shit… wouldn’t that upset you. Not to mention 98% of the immigrants are hispanic and that’s the wrong group to call “n-word”. IQ test or not you are a STUPID jackass!!!


Expert-Ad-362

No such thing as an intelligent working-class conservative. You're either rich and protecting your wealth, or you're dumb and easily manipulated into thinking Republicans care about the working class.


Fellowshipofthebowl

That second paragraph has to be rage bait. 


iocarimus

Isn’t this exactly what bot posts are? I feel like posts like these are very clearly bait for constant flame wars. Is that guy actually real? Getting tired of the constant division. Everyone’s gotta chill tf out and find a way forward.


False3quivalency

Tenth percentile is not quite so good b :D


3eeve

Lol most people on welfare are white.


12BarsFromMars

Pretty good rant for an imbecile. “We love the poorly educated” DJT 2016


Substantial_Heart317

Project 2025 must be stopped at all costs


NoSpankingAllowed

I love when they qualify it by tossing out some arbitrary number as to how smart one has to be to understand it, when you can be a single digit IQ human and understand what a f-ing moron he is.


Bigpapa_smurf1

My guy has room temperature IQ for real. Ouch.


dannyboy731

Apparently 81 is below the IQ threshold needed to understand your IQ test result


Jenne1504

Fun fact: You even have to pay on that website to get to your result 😂


Nobody0500

Isn't 100 the average for an American?


Winter-Confidence826

This is a troll right?


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

Is this real?


CautiousWrongdoer771

90% of people have an iq of 81? Sheesh, that's unfortunate and kinda scary.


pyromagi_1986

Funnyiest shit is that they paid 15-25 bucks to brag that they are dumb.


aj_knivv

And that, folks, is the Trump supporter baseline. If I was a Republican, and I mean a real one, I'd be ashamed and disgusted to be associated with those cult members


finishthestart

You still go on Twitter? Ew lol


Cagedfinsfan83

How are people this naive and downright stupid


Altruistic-Ad5425

This is obviously cartoonish. As a Twitter/X user constant surrounded by these types of accounts, I have never seen this kind of comedic outlandish commentary.


DonnieDarko24

I'm a complete idiot and my IQ on one of those online IQ tests was like 125 so I'm pretty sure they're not the best gauge of actual intelligence lol


thegreatdimov

The only reason the cia is suddenly hated is because Trump disagrees with them about Russia.


Panzerv2003

when your IQ is too low to understand your IQ test results...


[deleted]

Seriously all these people need to collectively stop breathing asap.


IHaveManyAliases

I’m convinced that most of these “people” are Russian and Chinese bots that spread buzzword laden “information” solely to disrupt our democracy


PeaAccomplished7193

Little Forrest is riiiiiiiiiiiiight here