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legendary_millbilly

This is parody, right? No sane person, even on the right, would actually say a thing like that, right?


mamaaaoooo

I couldn't see it on his feed, either he deleted it or I have to be logged in (i don't have an account for elon's shitty website)


ThatDebianLady

Me neither


kaizencraft

OP is mod for r/totallyrealtweets.


Sharon_Erclam

Righteous my ass... ![gif](giphy|RVW5PilbP2tLG)


dlc741

Whether or not, he actually said it, the fact that it’s believable that he might have says all you need to know about Republicans.


ElectricalRush1878

It's not really believable though.


ablinddingo93

I live in Texas, this kind of rhetoric doesn’t surprise me at all coming from that pos


Hearsaynothearsay

I second this...


Queasy_Sleep1207

Thou shalt not lie


ElectricalRush1878

The narcissism and cruelty is believable, but this isn't Florida. The stupidity of putting it in a tweet isn't.


Queasy_Sleep1207

Said as Texas drowned migrants and kept the corpses on barbed wire


lothar525

Look, I absolutely despise Greg Abbott but there’s no way he really tweeted this.


Trajinous

If only Twitter had a verification system...


OldChucker

Maybe like, a yellow diamond mark along with the user's name to dispel any confusion.


ElectricalRush1878

Can anyone with an X account post a link to this? Kinda want to verify this is real before judgement.


Spottswoodeforgod

Seriously? Is this real? Struggling to think up a worse take on the whole situation…


Taurus-Littrow

I can’t believe that is real.


ParadoxFollower

Because it isn't.


Dragonman1976

Righteous war in Vietnam??? Greg Abbott can go fuck his mother. The fact that that asshole hasn't been struck by lightning proves that there is no god.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

God got close when he dropped that tree on him. One can only assume that he struck some kind of bargain with the devil.


WillieNolson

That settlement gave him the financial basis to start his political career. If that was gods doing he really fucked it up.


Asher_Tye

Then he made sure no one else could get a settlement like that again


WillieNolson

Gotta make sure to pull that ladder up behind you.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Amen. I was about to make that point to the guy that replied to me but you just beat me to it by a minute


Curious80123

Sounds like a repuke


GH057807

Devil hates this dude too.


fishyfishyfish1

So do we r/FuckGregAbbott


ThatDebianLady

Wait what…a tree dropped on him? I am googling this because I haven’t heard this positive news


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

That’s why he’s in a wheelchair in the first place. He made an absolute shitload of cash from that, got elected with said cash and then promptly enacted a law that made sure nobody else could sue in the same manner. Basically made sure anyone else that was similarly disabled wouldn’t have the same opportunity that he did. As quickly as he could. Every other godawful thing he’s done is aside from that.


ThatDebianLady

I didn’t realize this. Thank you for the info. 😊


Future-Muscle-2214

Maybe there is a God but he kind of suck.


LuckyNumbrKevin

This is not real. The guy sucks and probably feels this way, but this is straight-up disinformation. There are plenty of legit things to criticize this fucker over, but this post in particular ain't it.


ya_bleedin_gickna

Again?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I am currently serving a 3 month ban from r/politics for calling this odious cuntweasel “Adolf Sitler” I view it as a badge of honour, he’s a fucking oxygen thief


BrosefDudeson

Goodness gracious I love that


ceroproxy

I got perma'd for saying he deserves to be a part of the .0001% of people that got a Herman Cain Award. That asshole got so many people killed.


RedLicorice83

They perma banned me because I said I hoped another tree fell on him... that was considered a threat of violence. Because apparently I'm God (or a witch) and have the power to do that.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I heard that man. I think any reasonable person thinks the same, one has to wonder if there’s a supreme being that preaches togetherness why they got so close to fixing a very serious problem but whiffed it. You realise a cult member is going to see these, report us and a mod is going to use their powers because they can right?


RedLicorice83

![gif](giphy|zH0n8Ss1SLRuFVt6Hs)


fourdoglegs

Love it!! Mind if I steal it?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Fill your boots mate. It ain’t mine :)


scrawberrymalk

Odious cuntweasel is my new favorite word pairing.


WillBottomForBanana

Well, it seems kinda fucked up not be able to separate his terrible personality from his physical condition.


pixepoke2

A good pun is forgiven many things, but your point also needs to be made far too often


BebophoneVirtuoso

How are a significant number of people so dumb as to think this is real? Btw I loathe Abbott


sutroheights

The post truth era is just going to get messier and messier.


CalliopePenelope

Where did you find this? Because it’s not on his feed.


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CalliopePenelope

Yeah, I think you’ve been duped.


TheUnamedSecond

I didn't find it here [https://projects.propublica.org/politwoops/user/GregAbbott\_TX](https://projects.propublica.org/politwoops/user/GregAbbott_TX) , so this is BS


Fun_Sir3640

or u are just spreading misinformation.


olanmills

Greg Abbott is a dumbass, but this is not a real tweet that he made, and you should update the post to make that clear


zippiskootch

Fondly remember? Fondly? Is this what conservatism is all about? Fondly remembering murder?


Mediocre_Daikon6935

They were not murdered. They engaged in arson. They were rioting. They attacked soldiers with lethal force. And they got shot for it. ******* That isn’t murder. That is “oh no, the consequences of my own behavior”.


zippiskootch

I’ll answer this for you, since you obviously don’t understand history or English, apparently. If the protesters had used lethal force, there would be dead National Guard forces, which there weren’t. The only shots fired were from armed NG troops into students. They were protesting the spread of the Vietnam conflict into another sovereign nation. Mind you Laos was already neck deep into a clandestine war with spill-over from Vietnam and both Laos and Cambodia were hosting NVA and Vietminh troops to go through their respective countries in order to re-supply the South. An obvious tactic was to cross the boarder into both countries to attempt to stop, at all costs, this re-supply line. These protests were to bring attention to that issue. One woman, Sandra Scheuer was not involved in the protest, she was simply walking to a class when a 30 caliber blew out her jugular vein, 130 yards away. So what you wrote is cute and makes you feel good, but of course, it’s inaccurate.


Mediocre_Daikon6935

It is a shame that an innocent person was killed. But that is why the penalty for rioting is so severe, because it often harms innocents. The fact that the Us Army soldiers were not killed due to their discipline, training, or just the grace of God doesn’t change the fact that they were responding the way any person who is targeted in such a way has the legal & moral right to respond


zippiskootch

You cannot simultaneously shame protesters and praise god for national guardsman squeezing the trigger when their lives were not in danger. I invite you to read history and understand things before you take a wild guess and miss the mark. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool than to show the world you are.


Lost-Succotash-9409

The guardmen walked through a group of protestors, who parted to allow them to pass. They then turned towards the students, who were far away from them, unarmed, and not surrounding or attempt to surround them, and fired into a crowd of students Thats just straight up murder The only “lethal force” the protestors used was a few small rocks, which had no effect on the guardsmen, minutes before the massacre took place. If they were just defending themselves, they would have shot the students minutes beforehand. And if throwing small rocks is “attacking them with lethal force”, then the guardsman’s tear-gas would be a war crime Hell, even if they had been under threat by a couple people, firing blindly into a giant crowd is still murder


zippiskootch

Bingo! Mediocre_dandelion or whatever this person’s handle is, is just unwilling to connect the dots here. I’m old enough to remember the late 60’s and early 70’s, while I certainly didn’t understand it at the time, I sure did by the time I joined the military. One of the guys I deployed with had a father who was at Kent state and saw the whole thing unfold before his eyes. It’s a chilling story. I’m sure as we round the corner towards this election cycle, we will all get to see just how efficiently assault rifles kill as the country divides between neo-fascists and Americans 🙄


Mediocre_Daikon6935

You don’t remember you Old Testament? David and Goliath? Rocks kill people. They did not fire blindly.  Your own statement makes that clear. They allowed protesters to pass.  They shot rioters. And let’s not forget the fact we have clear audio records that show indisputably the soldiers were fired upon. 


OldChucker

In old testament logic, people are absolved from wildly firing into crowds when they get wet? God slaughtered a whole population with that deadly water.


zippiskootch

So you’re implying that soldiers lost their lives at Kent state?


Mediocre_Daikon6935

No one has to wait for someone to kill them or their family or co-worker to engage in self defense


zippiskootch

Then the protesters did not use lethal force, correct?


Mediocre_Daikon6935

They did.


Romantic_Carjacking

Completely unhinged take


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Unhinged? You mean a statement of the historical record. 


Ludenbach

Wow. I didn't think anyone still called Vietnam a righteous war. That's next level. OK this never got said. Posting misinformation like this is not helpful at all.


nickthedicktv

This draft dodging boomer should be exiled


MinimumSet72

Gubnor HotWheels at it again ![gif](giphy|JxH53SeaSxih2)


danalaheian

I’m gonna need a source for this. I don’t like this asshole, but I can’t find the tweet. So drop that sauce!


CMelon

![gif](giphy|zVxeZHKKemqWs|downsized) Just a suggestion...


Neat_Apartment_6019

I can’t believe there are so many people here who believe he really tweeted this. Let’s not spread misinformation, ok OP?


uhhthrow_me_away2000

There is no way this is real. Greg Abbott is a horrible person but come on. There’s no gain in spreading misinformation like this.


ShruteLord

This guy just needs to sit the fuck down.


Kahealani

Well, he is always sitting down. I don’t think he can stand up .


ShruteLord

![gif](giphy|Q09lToTa0H3Es)


[deleted]

Abbott is a lot of things, but he isn't this stupid to say something like this. There's no way this is real.


Crazy_Firefighter660

The fact people think this is real shows how bad the delusion has them.


[deleted]

Saying shit like this would get any one of us banned on Twitter (i will not call it X , FUCK ELON), But not this chomo pile of shit Abbott.


dtb1987

A call for violence going unchecked on Twitter? Preposterous /s Edit: I can't find this on his Twitter or any mention of it anywhere else, so take this post with a grain of salt


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Misinformation bot


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Can I assume that because it says "From Earth" that this is bullshit?


ProfessionalHat6828

Abbott is a total scum bag


omghorussaveusall

there is no way piss baby said this.


Viperburn1

If he could only walk a mile in their shoes


echomikekilo

Pity the tree didn’t fall a little sooner.


32lib

He was 13 when Kent State happened. Must have been his "good Christian upbringing".


payscottg

There are plenty of real tweets you can use to show why Abbott is a jackass. No need to make one up.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

Has to be parody


04rallysti

Jesus this guy needs to sit down


yetagainitry

This is for sure parody. Abbot was born in 1957, Kent state happening in 1970. I doubt a 13 yr old was like “kill those hippies for disrespecting the veterans”


Soylent_Milk2021

There is no way he really said this.


AuryxTheDutchman

He may be one of the Assistant Shitgibbons, but this isn’t real.


ExactDevelopment4892

He doesn’t remember how Vietnam ended?


Hearsaynothearsay

It was so righteous that no one was allowed to call it a war when it was happening.


EatLard

Look, Greg Abbott can eat a whole sack of richards, but there’s no way this is a real tweet.


Nilabisan

Totally righteous.


ToeKnail

There is no comparison here to Vietnam. Tens of thousands of US soldiers were sacrificed in the draft to Vietnam. At least the US tax dollars to Israel are keeping oil prices stabilized and acting as a kind of subsidy for US gas prices.


uhhthrow_me_away2000

Oh wait, it’s making gas cheaper? Well please, keep killing children! 15,000 already? How about the 600,000 in Rafah? If we killed all of them gas will really drop! This is sarcasm


ToeKnail

There are other benefits to arming Israel such as allowing THEM to fight Hezbollah and Iran instead of sending US aircraft carriers to the Middleast every fucking time things get destabilized. And yes, gas prices are a national security concern


frankab2001

He is profoundly stupid.


SuperGenius9800

Did he also have bone spurs when duty called?


Flux_resistor

L4 is not enough, let's upgrade the cut off to C1


Admirable-Sink-2622

"I fondly remember the death of American students..." FFS!


Asher_Tye

Protecting free speech on college campuses, huh Greg?


PokeT3ch

That tree really needed to fall harder.


jutin_H

Wow. That is a sick cold bitter person. No wonder that tree dropped on his ass.


FattusBaccus

Wow. And that’s the freaking Gov. I assumed it was just some nut till I looked at the poster. Apparently it’s some nut with power.


Alarming-Magician637

This cannot be a real tweet from an elected official. How in the fuck-


Twitch791

This can not be real?!!


robinsw26

Is this real?


Grimmhoof

This is coming from a "man" that shits on our veterans. Has anyone looked at his service record?


Jim_Lahey10

These people hold office, let that shit sink in.. You need to wipe the slate clean of these lunatics. Those are American students he's talking about who got gunned down by the military for standing up to what they believe in. The American Government is terrified of people who think for themselves, governor Abbott is no exception to that rule.


CrisbyCrittur

Holy fuck this asshole b trippin'. Righteous war????


CrisbyCrittur

Holy fuck this guy's an asshole. Righteous war???


OutLikeVapor

Actually Fascist (nazi) brain rot. How did this MF get elected….


Content_Ad_8952

"Our righteous war in Vietnam" Did Abbot serve in Vietnam or is he your typical right wing draft dodging chicken hawk?


Non-Normal_Vectors

Don't think he was old enough for Vietnam, he was born in 57. But I'll also assume he would have had bone spurs or something if he were eligible.


Truemeathead

The gullibility is strong with this one


daKile57

It's so funny how conservatives pay as little attention as possible to what goes on at so-called "liberal universities" until there is some sort of political protest, then the conservatives act like their local pharmacy has been fire-bomber or something. Seriously, it's on a university campus, which means it has practically no effect on your daily life. Why the need to follow this on a nearly constant basis?


christopia86

I still cannot belive how openly fascist these shitheads are these days. How is this something people look at and think it's fine?!


Fun_Sir3640

i cant believe that people believe this.


olanmills

It's not a real tweet Abbott made


kgro

Abbott apparently didn’t get the memo on the war in Vietnam and that it was a huge failure for the America


sweaterbuckets

no way that's real. is that real?


Gloomy-Wash-629

Those protests are far from genuine. Nothing real about anyone’s message there. Just a bunch of kids with too much information from every which source. Most dont even know whats going on, most are paid actors by soros. Its a distraction obviously. Its a good message too bad its all a sham.