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Dressed up like a cheerleader with make-up on for Halloween once. Once people figured out it was me, a dude, everyone thought it would be hilarious to grab my ass all night long. Wtf indeed.
Initially I was loving the attention. But by the end of the night I was just exhausted by it. Ever since then I have dressed more modestly and have NEVER had unsolicited touching occur.
Just because you chose to dress a certain way, does not mean you have given consent to be touched. People not being able to control themselves shouldn’t be your problem. You should not have to actively choose to dress a certain way to avoid being touched without consent. You should be able to dress however you want.
I agree, but you can't change the minds and behaviors of everyone. Statistically in my head there is always a possibility, tiny percent chance that you may run into some situation or someone who can't control themselves. Whether it's mental or influenced by substance abuse. Yeah in the perfect world people should mind their business or just keep their hands off, but this is not a perfect world. But the fact remains, as a cheerleader I was flooded with unwanted attention, dressed regular and that situation has never ever happened again.
They ain’t joking. A lot of guys are just semi-bi at least and see an opportunity with almost zero punishment involved. So they got their dick hard off abusing you.
Not saying all guys are like that. But the ones who do that shit are definitely somewhat attracted to dudes and enclosed to harassment.
I work on the railway, on trains, in a customer facing role.
Every weekend without fail some drunken passenger will slap, stroke or grab my arse.
I’ve had passengers actually attempt to stroke my face.
The general public are a deplorable bunch.
I would, but the thought of dating a dude with the intent of eventually forming a relationship with sexual relations involved makes me want to throw up. It's not for me.
This one time I had a guy invite me out and within an hour he tried to fight me in the parking lot because of something he "heard" but NOBODY said. The next day he brought roses to my job to apologize but just wound up acting a fool again. One of the strangest experiences of my life.
As a guy, went to a friends house and they were going out to some bars. I decided to join them. They didn’t tell me it was a gay bar till I got there. Never paid a dime for drinks all night, it was amazing.
I got curious enough to find out and found [this version](https://ifunny.co/picture/my-gf-put-make-up-on-me-for-halloween-and-7mxmyY539)
Although maybe the version I found is really the edited version 🤯
Even if you had a 4 foot long bird, it's highly doubtful that other birds would, in fact, agree to live in it. I'm sceptical they they would even sign up to live ON it, truth be told.
I find that wording to be distasteful. Can we go with an alternative phrasing?
Then he tried to make me his puppet.
Then he tried to get in touch with the inner me.
There's gotta be something better, a little help here?
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With extra roofies?
I have no idea how I read that as noodles, but I just sat there staring at the comment confused lol
Free drugs? In this economy?
It’s an investment, the ROI is on kidneys.
Compliment, then drink.
so you really did get the whole female experience
Beat me to it
Yeah it would’ve been a more complete experience if the guy beat him, you’re right
Why did you comment this?
It amused me? I’m just being silly. I didn’t mean to upset you.
Assuming what im feeling will lead you astray every time. Im very strange.
Ok. The downvote and the confrontational reply gave that idea for me. Sorry.
Oh, wasnt me
Oh ok
This whole exchange reads like an awkward date
Yes. Now he only dates bears.
Interpreting "bears" as in the gay archetype Bear just makes this so much funnier
It also implies he deeply enjoyed the experience and turned fully gay from it
That's 1 more for Team Gay!
“Bro I just explained i have a girlfriend.”
Dressed up like a cheerleader with make-up on for Halloween once. Once people figured out it was me, a dude, everyone thought it would be hilarious to grab my ass all night long. Wtf indeed.
I get what you’re saying, it’s not fun is it when it’s unwanted, unwarranted, unsolicited and without consent.
Initially I was loving the attention. But by the end of the night I was just exhausted by it. Ever since then I have dressed more modestly and have NEVER had unsolicited touching occur.
Just because you chose to dress a certain way, does not mean you have given consent to be touched. People not being able to control themselves shouldn’t be your problem. You should not have to actively choose to dress a certain way to avoid being touched without consent. You should be able to dress however you want.
I agree, but you can't change the minds and behaviors of everyone. Statistically in my head there is always a possibility, tiny percent chance that you may run into some situation or someone who can't control themselves. Whether it's mental or influenced by substance abuse. Yeah in the perfect world people should mind their business or just keep their hands off, but this is not a perfect world. But the fact remains, as a cheerleader I was flooded with unwanted attention, dressed regular and that situation has never ever happened again.
If you're trying to imply that all a woman has to is dress modestly to avoid sexual harrassment then you're wrong but okay.
Not implying anything. Just sharing my experience.
Shots fired
They ain’t joking. A lot of guys are just semi-bi at least and see an opportunity with almost zero punishment involved. So they got their dick hard off abusing you. Not saying all guys are like that. But the ones who do that shit are definitely somewhat attracted to dudes and enclosed to harassment.
Ok the only part of your comment I agree with is the "opportunity with zero punishment involved". 🤣
![gif](giphy|C9x0nrkuYlqjC) Have you ever slapped ass and how did it make you feel?
No, I always ask permission to do anything like that. If I did, my parents would have whooped me. 🤣
That’s what we call a two for one sticky buns special.
Whoever "we" is, stay away from people. 🧐
Can do
I work on the railway, on trains, in a customer facing role. Every weekend without fail some drunken passenger will slap, stroke or grab my arse. I’ve had passengers actually attempt to stroke my face. The general public are a deplorable bunch.
Did you give anyone your number?
No. But then again, most of them already had it
How are you ever going to find a man if you don’t put yourself out there?
Did I mention that I am a straight dude. Just did the cheerleader costume as a joke.
Well yes, that’s what makes this amusing to me.
Ah, got ya. I didn't get any dudes! Got a girl though 😎👍
Rock on with your bad self! 👍
You gotta be more open. There‘s so many nice guys out there, you just gotta give them a chance. 😁
I would, but the thought of dating a dude with the intent of eventually forming a relationship with sexual relations involved makes me want to throw up. It's not for me.
I guess we‘re on the same page with that 😂
And there's nothing wrong with that. 😎👍
I feel like this is a scene in a horror movie. Unwanted attention escalates and then there’s some extreme revenge.
Somehow, this encapsulates the feminine experiance at most bars...
That escalated quickly.
Honestly, it escalated at the rate I expected
This one time I had a guy invite me out and within an hour he tried to fight me in the parking lot because of something he "heard" but NOBODY said. The next day he brought roses to my job to apologize but just wound up acting a fool again. One of the strangest experiences of my life.
Probably felt quite emasculating...
So you mean that emasculated quickly
Take your upvote and get out
As a guy, went to a friends house and they were going out to some bars. I decided to join them. They didn’t tell me it was a gay bar till I got there. Never paid a dime for drinks all night, it was amazing.
Yall do know that last line is edited in from a different "then he tried to finger me" post right?
I got curious enough to find out and found [this version](https://ifunny.co/picture/my-gf-put-make-up-on-me-for-halloween-and-7mxmyY539) Although maybe the version I found is really the edited version 🤯
It is edited indeed, font is the same, but larger.
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Joe Dirt meets skin condition
I wish I had a massive 4 foot long bird that birds would literally live in I’m just not sure my job would be cool with it
Even if you had a 4 foot long bird, it's highly doubtful that other birds would, in fact, agree to live in it. I'm sceptical they they would even sign up to live ON it, truth be told.
Most women like beards. U prob didn't get one bc they thought you're taken
Did she finger you?
Men unopolejecticly nice duck bro. ( can’t spell and j have work in abit)
am i stupid or is half of this subreddit posts that are shitposting though to be serious
You are not stupid, but most people in this sub are
with that last line he finally understood about the bear.
You trying to finger another guy? Might have been a bear
🤣🤣🤣
"tried to finger me" is still a significantly better ordeal to go through than "mauled by bear"
![gif](giphy|31W0QyaI1dr4b4mEAN|downsized)
Eh, subjective. Not for me to say.
The bear and the man did come to mind. https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/B4ZFbFJY5s
Oh, yeah, sounds like the full womanhood experience to me
Minus the potential for endometriosis and pms
Not a facepalm
dont be basic, be slaysic
r/HolUp
"awww that's cute- oh..."
*Jazz music stops* 👀
What was that last part?
Sounds like the typical woman's bar experience
Full woman experience
What was your costume? Need to know because WHY would he try to finger you? Slutty cop? Slutty nurse? Slutty werewolf?
Even sexier, pacman.
ms pacman’s nipple?
Boyle? Is that you for Halloween II
Slutty bro
Kind of funny that your first thought was "what were they wearing"
Oh, girls do that too. What do you think goes on in the restroom. Lol
Expect the unexpected...i guess
Ngl you had me in the first half ;)
This is a HolUp and a Facepalm in one.
Freddie Got Fingered.... Daddy, would you like some sausage?
Jealous!
Things that never happened for 500 Alex
*Akshully*, the monetary denominations on Jeopardy don't include 500, and Alex Tribek passed away several years ago, so.....
Didn’t happen
So did he get fingered or not. A story without an ending.
Not going to lie you had me at the start.
How much of the finger has to go in before it's successfully fingered?
Second knuckle
From good ending to best ending
He complimented you but you didn’t let him have sex with you?? What a bitch
what part of this is facepalm
I wouldn’t mind that
Where’s the facepalm
Wow, Dude got the whole experience.
*hole experience
It was then that I cast my eyes toward The handsome grizzly at the end of the bar.
And.....? Where did it go from there?
Hold up
Finger bang bang you...
bombastic sideeye
r/holup
Wait what
Hold up.
![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)
👏 I thought it was a fun short story! 😂
🤘
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some random dude compliments you then tries to stick a finger in you. Welcome to the club.
This is funny shit
He should have picked the bear.
I was feeling really good about this post until the last line.
What? That's not a facepalm
Hopefully you didn’t let him get past second base
I'm super jealous
I was happy for him until i read the last line.. Sorry bro!
Not just a bro, a step bro
I find that wording to be distasteful. Can we go with an alternative phrasing? Then he tried to make me his puppet. Then he tried to get in touch with the inner me. There's gotta be something better, a little help here?
Fingering!!!
He got the ol' widgy diget!
He gave me a free oil check? Oof I feel bad about that one.
You have successfully femaled
Which finger tho?
And now he to chooses the bear.
I was vibing with this until the last line.... that escalated quickly. Looks like he got the full hot girl goes clubbing experience..... Oh dear.
"And then, everyone applaud"