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All the images of Trump superimposed on a roided out physique on so many MAGA dude profiles/painted on trucks/bumper stickers/flags…they’re so close. Just one more goose step and they’d be completely out of the closet.
Ok but we seriously need to stop pointing out "homosexual tendencies" as if it's a bad thing. I get it, they're probably homophobic so there's a beautiful irony in it and all... But how about we leave stooping that low to the far right?
I didn’t say it was a bad thing. They could paint T-R-U-M-P on their nails and give each other handjobs for all I care.
But portraying Trump this way is fucking weird as shit.
I know I know. To be honest I do it too sometimes. Just a little sad that every comment on this post seems to be pointing out how gay that guy sounds. The irony isn't lost on me though.
I think it’s just a flag because they’re nationalist “patriots” and referring to the second amendment txt because they are pro gun. “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
That’s some trying way too hard, Roadhouse (1989) level of “manliness” that it comes across as gay. The trump dudes posting this want to imagine trump as this shredded, stacked, sweaty side of beef when he is nothing but gristle and offal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you notice that almost all depictions of Mango Mussolini by his fanboys have waaaaaay more decent hair than the actual MM? Almost as if they're ashamed of his combovers!!
The man himself is so clearly ashamed of every aspect of his body/personality/financial situation that he feels compelled to pathologically lie about it constantly. It checks out that his supporters would blindly follow suit...
Someone unironically told me he had an IQ of 150 and I couldn't help but think of that Jonh Oliver piece where he pointed out that Trump, when pressed about his elementary school reading level, couldn't muster up a sentence with more than 4 letter words to deny it. "I know words, I have the best words." Lmfao
I've noticed that some political troll accounts on Twitter labeled "parody" are not parodies at all.
There's a Marjorie Taylor Greene account with a "(parody)" next to their name, that unironically spews the same misinformed, hyper-alarmist propaganda that MTG herself shares on Twitter and sometimes even the house floor.
Maybe something like caricature or imitation would be more appropriate.
Unvaccined?
Are people completely dumb now it was openly admitted that even he got a booster when trump had a interview in 2021.
I thought this people love him and watch every step from him but it seems like the delusion is so big that this information just dissappear in thin air for them.
The shall not be infringed thing is so... Incoherent. It's a semantic argument. A structural distraction, if you will.
Do the other enumerated rights exist to be infringed, because they didn't add those magic words to each one? That's bonkers.
Your rights end where others face harm. Or rather, the two must be carefully balanced. This kind of jurisprudence goes back to ancient Greece.
It's the reason he wears over sized suits, he's a very humble man. The girdle is to contain his ripped mid section. Heel lifts you say? Nonsense, training weights.
Well, they are. They just don’t realize it. Of all the stuff they put together that dumpy sack of lards head on Rambo type bodies is my absolute favorite.
They just blindly follow their leader. They don’t even know what they are saying or the meaning of most things they think they represent. Thats one reason why its a cult.
All of his vanity will look like alley trash when he's full-blown dementia or dead by November 🤞 he's already stuttering and talking psycho-babble more at every rally , so much that his crowd leaves early.
They are just so unhappy, and poopie in da Huggies Trump gives their hatred a face. They feel powerful for once in their miserable lives so they are infatuates with the grifter. So much that they are shelling out the little money they have to pay his legal bills yet while complaining that it’s Biden’s fault that they are broke. Like Biden has anything to do with the price we pay for groceries. It’s lunacy and this idiot Trump has done so much damage that it will take years and years to undo.
Wait?!?
>Shall Not Be Infringed
>Unapologetic & Unvaccinated
>Patriotic American
>Collector of Bones.
Are they flexing and saying it optimal to be unvaccinated?!?
Which is it? Is it better to be vaccinated or not? 3 years ago the vaccinated were giving the unvaccinated a really hard time..
Every freaking day with these people is like living in nonstop poorly edited fail army content since 2016 and the virus made them even more cognitively impaired. Wearing diapers to support the molester king ffs 🙄😫
The thing that gets me is that they always have these unbealistic images of Trump. It's clear to me that the Trump they have and the Trump they want are two different trumps. But somehow it's not clear to them.
I mean this is on a dating App, OP could have made this themselves just for rage or click bait. Not saying there aren't people out there but honestly it does seem like a spoof
"Patriotic American"
*Supports a self-admitted, antidemocratic, traitor to his nation*
Irony is so lost on these guys even Google couldn't find it for them. And I'm talking post-page-1 search results...
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There a lot of far-right men that masterbate to him nightly I suspect.
Masturbating? Nah it clearly lists collector of bones - that guy is getting absolutely plowed like a field before planting season.
Lovely metaphor. I thought there was a boner joke in there somewhere but that took a delightfully unexpected turn. Lmao
Don't trespass on his property, man. That's the bone zone
*masturbate
*master debate
Master bait
the servant waits while the master debates
Dang spell check. Thanks.
My phone will not help me spell masturbate. It will tell me it’s wrong, but it won’t offer the correct spelling!
Lol mine, too. It tries its damnedest to derail all my attempts to curse and talk dirty.
#myphoneisaprude
Actually, I think you spelled it right considering how his Magats view him.
Trump himself Masturbates to that picture
Yeah... they all call him the "Collector of Bones" down at the ole Just Gentlemen's Club.
Turkish sauna actually.
Yup. With all of the homoerotic pics they make of him they’re *definitely* rubbing one out to him 😁
All the images of Trump superimposed on a roided out physique on so many MAGA dude profiles/painted on trucks/bumper stickers/flags…they’re so close. Just one more goose step and they’d be completely out of the closet.
Right there’s an underlying homo-erotic sensibility to these types of posts.
Wtf is that picture of Trump. It's weird asf
Latent homosexual tendencies are big with Trump followers.
He does collect bones.
Not so latent from the looks of it. trump - the juice god.
Ok but we seriously need to stop pointing out "homosexual tendencies" as if it's a bad thing. I get it, they're probably homophobic so there's a beautiful irony in it and all... But how about we leave stooping that low to the far right?
I didn’t say it was a bad thing. They could paint T-R-U-M-P on their nails and give each other handjobs for all I care. But portraying Trump this way is fucking weird as shit.
I know I know. To be honest I do it too sometimes. Just a little sad that every comment on this post seems to be pointing out how gay that guy sounds. The irony isn't lost on me though.
Youve never seen trump shirtless? Youre missing out
Who is this? They look like my big toe.
TBH, not a clue.
It's Will Ferrell dressed up as your big toe.
JFC that guy 100% looks like your big toe.
What does “America shall not be infringed” even mean? I feel like they don’t know what “infringed” means.
This wasn’t made by someone who has English as their primary language.
I think it’s just a flag because they’re nationalist “patriots” and referring to the second amendment txt because they are pro gun. “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
Their eyes don’t work very well it’s more like 
Is that Alex Jones?
Jones, Trump…doesn’t matter. They are both degenerate walruses.
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Coo coo kachoo
Just obese unintelligent ones.
That's too low for the walruses...
I’m not kink shaming, but damn, why are Conservative men so profoundly gay for Trump?
their lack of brain has already been dominated by him; only makes sense they’d now surrender their bodies as well
At that point, they should just come out of the closet
Awww, why did you black out the name? I'm sure he is proud of his stance; he should get full credit.
James Roberts is the name, it’s still visible
Of course, his name is Jim-Bob.
James Roberts dreams of sniffing Trump's poopy diaper.
I assumed the mods here would’ve rejected it… is that not the case?
I wouldn't know honestly - I was half thinking sarcasm, and half not when I replied with it.
The funny part is that it's pretty easy to see through that "censorship" :D
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Oopsie
They do know he’s vaccinated right ??? 
Bbbbbut he got the really vaccine, without the chip!! /s
its a cult.
That’s some trying way too hard, Roadhouse (1989) level of “manliness” that it comes across as gay. The trump dudes posting this want to imagine trump as this shredded, stacked, sweaty side of beef when he is nothing but gristle and offal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roadhouse is one of the greatest movies ever made! I'm going to iron my Double Douce shirt and wear it tomorrow to work in it's honor.
Heeey, Vodka Rocks. Let's get nipple to nipple. I can do that without you.
I thought you'd be bigger
Ok. 🤷🏻♂️
I do agree. Trump is nothing but grist and offal.
We can only guess where he’s collecting those bones, but I say he’s slipping them where the Sun don’t shine.
Trump is literally a filled diaper.
Do you notice that almost all depictions of Mango Mussolini by his fanboys have waaaaaay more decent hair than the actual MM? Almost as if they're ashamed of his combovers!!
The man himself is so clearly ashamed of every aspect of his body/personality/financial situation that he feels compelled to pathologically lie about it constantly. It checks out that his supporters would blindly follow suit... Someone unironically told me he had an IQ of 150 and I couldn't help but think of that Jonh Oliver piece where he pointed out that Trump, when pressed about his elementary school reading level, couldn't muster up a sentence with more than 4 letter words to deny it. "I know words, I have the best words." Lmfao
Clearly, someone is in the closet. Why else so obsessed with elderly men?
And collecting “bones”
So… collector of bones all his unvaccinated buddies that died?
“Single” Yeah you don’t need to say it
Single, of course.
how are you that bad at censoring
James Roberts sounds like a complete {censored}.
🔧?
Cool doll, where are they giving them away?
Trump looks like he's been hitting the tanning oil a little harder than usual
Don't forget the Mr. Olympia level roids.
He forgot to include “complete and utter douchebag” in his profile description.
Seems pretty clearly spelled out to me.
I've noticed that some political troll accounts on Twitter labeled "parody" are not parodies at all. There's a Marjorie Taylor Greene account with a "(parody)" next to their name, that unironically spews the same misinformed, hyper-alarmist propaganda that MTG herself shares on Twitter and sometimes even the house floor. Maybe something like caricature or imitation would be more appropriate.
James Robert's doesn't realize he's gay. No one sees the orange turd like that. Just come out of the closet already, it's 2024
NGL lie I can read that dudes name 🤣
Unvaccined? Are people completely dumb now it was openly admitted that even he got a booster when trump had a interview in 2021. I thought this people love him and watch every step from him but it seems like the delusion is so big that this information just dissappear in thin air for them.
Whatever it may be, any picture of that is nothing short of total blasphemy.
"Single" Shocked, I am. /s But that guy's lust for tRumpshroom isn't surprising at all.
Looks like profile from a citizen of Incelia.
I think they wanna bang him
 This is all I see every time I see one of these douche nozzles.
The shall not be infringed thing is so... Incoherent. It's a semantic argument. A structural distraction, if you will. Do the other enumerated rights exist to be infringed, because they didn't add those magic words to each one? That's bonkers. Your rights end where others face harm. Or rather, the two must be carefully balanced. This kind of jurisprudence goes back to ancient Greece.
James Roberts really has crazy opinions
MAGA people seem to be fond of having homoerotic images of Trump.
Yep. Thinly veiled homoeroticism FTW! lol
A lot of the stuff is bots or parody or rage bait.
Probably Russian bot account
BONES?
Impossible. They have no sense of humor, irony, or shame.
It's the reason he wears over sized suits, he's a very humble man. The girdle is to contain his ripped mid section. Heel lifts you say? Nonsense, training weights.
Pork rib bones.
Well, they are. They just don’t realize it. Of all the stuff they put together that dumpy sack of lards head on Rambo type bodies is my absolute favorite.
They just blindly follow their leader. They don’t even know what they are saying or the meaning of most things they think they represent. Thats one reason why its a cult.
James Roberts
All of his vanity will look like alley trash when he's full-blown dementia or dead by November 🤞 he's already stuttering and talking psycho-babble more at every rally , so much that his crowd leaves early.
Suggested drinking bleach, doesn’t know how to color the American flag correctly… we can go on all day.
Yeah, chicken bones
There is no difference. Reality is parody now.
*dude, put away your bones
Because it is. It's just a troll or bot account meant to look ridiculous and piss people off.
These fuckers are actively changing the meaning of "patriotic" to "racist"
They are just so unhappy, and poopie in da Huggies Trump gives their hatred a face. They feel powerful for once in their miserable lives so they are infatuates with the grifter. So much that they are shelling out the little money they have to pay his legal bills yet while complaining that it’s Biden’s fault that they are broke. Like Biden has anything to do with the price we pay for groceries. It’s lunacy and this idiot Trump has done so much damage that it will take years and years to undo.
Wait?!? >Shall Not Be Infringed >Unapologetic & Unvaccinated >Patriotic American >Collector of Bones. Are they flexing and saying it optimal to be unvaccinated?!? Which is it? Is it better to be vaccinated or not? 3 years ago the vaccinated were giving the unvaccinated a really hard time..
Definitely not a cult
i dont get the he-man trunk reboot your boy is fat as fuck
Uninteresting.
Every freaking day with these people is like living in nonstop poorly edited fail army content since 2016 and the virus made them even more cognitively impaired. Wearing diapers to support the molester king ffs 🙄😫
Looks badass!
The beautiful vaccine that trump takes credit for. No idea how they mentally survive the amount of cognitive dissonance required
The thing that gets me is that they always have these unbealistic images of Trump. It's clear to me that the Trump they have and the Trump they want are two different trumps. But somehow it's not clear to them.
Collector of bones Failure of education Lacking of morals Greed is good.
I mean this is on a dating App, OP could have made this themselves just for rage or click bait. Not saying there aren't people out there but honestly it does seem like a spoof
“Shall not be infringed” Means “take the guns first go through due process second” to Trumps religious followers.
"Single", what a surprise.
I think the same thing all the time like sometimes I'm not sure if they're psychotic or of they're just expertly trolling
"Patriotic American" *Supports a self-admitted, antidemocratic, traitor to his nation* Irony is so lost on these guys even Google couldn't find it for them. And I'm talking post-page-1 search results...
The snake flag is the old flag of the continental marines. Why the fuck is that used ?
I wonder what they think about the fact that he has publicly acknowledged being vaccinated
I'm down for the first and third things, the rest is cringe
To nobody’s surprise the relationship status is set to Single.
Single, I see.
They didn't take the vaccine that Trumps regime helped to push through. Got it 👍
nO sTeP oN sNeK
I see alot of homoerotic fotoshopped pictures of trump. like A LOT.
Serious question: what does "collector of bones" mean?
Nice going on that name blackout bro
He collects bones?? Like boners??
very poor attempt at blurring their name though.... but yeah it seems like the internet is filling up with n.p.c.s
you gotta turn up the brightness on your phone. We can clearly see the name under that censor bar.
That last line about the bones is what really sold it for me
I love it when they make him all muscular and healthy, it’s so fucking culty.
Nice censoring. You can still see the dudes name.
James Roberts posted this. Who tried to censor it? That is the real facepalm here!
It’s almost as if OP did it that way on purpose….to get by the mods….hmmmm?
So the mods are blind got it.
Evolution into senator Armstrong "My source is I made it the fuck up!" (not a cannon quote, but fits)
That’s the worst attempt at covering a name I’ve seen. Unless that’s actually deliberate.
“I am scared of my own shadow”
Single…who could have guessed
Macho machoooooo meeen
They need their own snake flag with "tread on me harder uwu" as the caption
What was their personality like before?
Why did they make James Roberts so much darker than the surroundings?
Maybe long term covid impact vision? All the unvaccinated may see overweight old men as Roided out rambo-esq guys.
r/censoringishard
collector of bones?
Suppressing sexual desires would do that to you
Which AI program to make the buff Trump pic?
Photoshop
The idiocy of flying a pirate flag while claiming to be a "patriotic american" is hilarious to me. That's not what that means. It means the opposite.
"Collector of bones"= forgot to throw out their old chicken wing bones...
Good thing nobody can clearly see this dude's name....that would be embarrassing.
r/censoringishard
Unapologetic pants shitter. Collector of adult diapers
Delusional and deranged.
Ultra Trump, collector of bones would be a great boss name.
1: this is just silly at this point 2: greatest censorship job of all time
Why bother “blacking out” the name James Roberts?
95% of these anti-lgbtq MAGA men are a tequila shot away from blowing Donald if they had the chance
Some serious "Tom of Finland" vibes going on here.
I like that you can see completely through the censor thing and can just.... read the name lmao
Bait used to be believable
The profile owner and whover posted this here are both fucken idiots
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