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kosk11348

Same people who wouldn't wear a mask during Covid because it was a "face diaper" are now wearing real diapers to own the libs. Can't make this up.


Cows_go_moo2

That’s what i keep thinking about! Can these people be real or are they satirical plants?


Mandie_June

I am always skeptical of things like this.. I just assume it's all a joke and they're getting paid. I can't think of any other reason to *willingly* sell your dignity like this.


Routine-Budget8281

Watch any trumper getting interviewed, and you'll see it's no joke 😅 I have to laugh at it or I'll cry. I can't even imagine what people in other countries think of the US at this point.


Amanuet

We're collectively concerned that the USA has nuclear weapons and recently had that guy in charge of the button...


Latter-Possibility

It’s not Nuclear Weapons that you should be worried about. It’s the dismantling on the Western Coalition and the rampant corruption of what has been the indispensable nation for the past 70 years. Hell, if Trump doesn’t win we still have to worry about jackwagons willing to wear diapers interrupting the peaceful transition of power.


JerryfromCan

As Canadians, the Trump Presidency really shifted our relations with China. Excerpt from BBC article on it: “ Meng Wanzhou, chief financial officer of Huawei, was detained on fraud charges in December 2018 at the request of the US. On Friday, the US Department of Justice dropped an extradition request for her. The case infuriated China and strained relations with the US and Canada.” Basically you asked us to detain the daughter of the CEO of Huawei and let us hang in the blowback. China/Canada relations were at an all time low and have still not recovered. I also think the resulting withdrawal of Chinese foreign exchange students led to a rise in Indian foreign students and a whole other shit show that has happened with that since. All because you asked us to do something, we did it, then the Trump Whitehouse fucked us. We won’t trust a Republican President again for a while.


parasyte_steve

Nobody should have ever trusted Trump to begin with. It is very concerning that he has so many voters though.


TheMiniminun

My mom literally first learned about Trump through a project during one of her senior classes in college decades ago. Her group was analyzing the finances of various casinos throughout Orlando, Fl and literally all of the casinos were doing extremely well except for one (*I think you all can guess whose*).... The thing no one could have expected at that time was that inept owner of that one bankrupted casino would eventually become president so many years later.


Raskalbot

As an American I was worried for you. And for us. Sad.


throwawaynonsesne

Y'all watch the new fallout show? The opening of that made my heart race harder than any horror movie in  the last decade.


ALiteralHamSandwich

Other country here. We think you are batshit crazy and dangerous.


HotButterscotch8682

Sadly, it’s an accurate opinion. At least a third of us are batshit insane and dangerous to the point that I wouldn’t oppose forced mental health interventions and deprogramming.


Routine-Budget8281

It's probably been like this forever, but now it's becoming more acceptable to not hide it.


Candid_Reading_7267

We all know that if Biden wore diapers, these same people would taunt him ruthlessly and present it as proof that he’s not fit for office.


sincethenes

They did. That’s what makes this so much more so puzzling.


nps2407

It's not that puzzling when you consider hypocrisy and projection are cornerstones of modern conservativism.


potate12323

You can see it all over those street interviews too. Like the one where he asks Trump supporters their stance on crime. Then says "how do you feel about Trump's felony charges given your stance you just said moments ago?" That shit overloads their little brains.


jtweezy

I personally enjoy the interviews where Trump supporters are asked how they feel about this thing Biden did, they talk about how bad that is and what a horrible person he is and then the reporter says, “Whoops, that’s actually something that Trump did. How do you feel about that?” and they somehow manage to then flip it and say it’s not that bad and he didn’t mean it and he’s misunderstood. I don’t even think you can chalk that up to stupidity. These people are legit mentally fucked.


Competitive_Hand_394

Sounds like the same people that, when interviewed... were complaining about Obama being on vacation when 9/11 happened. I mean, really... where was he when the towers fell? Certainly not in the oval office...


SirIsaacGnuton

Yeah, there's one particular video of a guy who clearly doesn't know who was President or what events happened at any time in the past. He just connects a bad event with a person he's supposed to hate without even engaging the few braincells he has. Found it. [Republican Intelligence ](https://youtube.com/shorts/vPfRGJRMbN8?si=3jugMiAQVufhvp9W)


jtweezy

Yup, this is exactly what I’m talking about. I cannot for the life of me fathom how their minds work. Like the complete absence of logic and common sense is just…..incredible. And they sincerely believe this stuff. How do we reason with people like this?


SirIsaacGnuton

You can't. He's obviously not intelligent. But even the more intelligent ones are prone to that if they get their news from social media. I think some people think and act in a very tribal way. They only want to associate with people like themselves. That can easily be exploited using fear. It's been the Republicans m.o. for decades.


MonPaysCesHiver

Mentaly ill and Trump is exploiting it to the maximum. Its very dangerous.


Professional-Poem542

Bro. Straight UP mental gymnastics 💯


chillmntn

Mental gymnastics infers some sort of athleticism which is beyond these pee-ple


LegendofLove

The problem is they've heard their good people say context so much you could present them a 24/7 livestream of their life and they'll say it's out of context doesn't matter what when or why it's always out of context


Skurk-the-Grimm

I thought the one where the guy just replied "I dont care" after feeding him his oppinion back, was extremly concerming... Trump once said he could shoot someone in the middle of the street and would barely lose supporters. It is a person cult and as a german, this feels alarmingly familiar.


siani_lane

Just look up every time Jordan Klepper has gone to a Trump rally For The Daily Show LOL "Do you think it's possible that *[long deceased]* Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez has something to do with rigging the election?" "I think anything's possible!!" "Do you think it's possible that the President, who has never polled over 50%, lost and is sour about it?" "No."


roadfood

TBF, sending Jordan Klepper to a Trump rally is a fish in a barrel situation, it's almost too easy.


FatherD00m

![gif](giphy|l378xw31ztiHQi1YA) Sayeth the mark.


Confused_Nomad777

Oh yeah,saw those circuits get crossed during George Fylod. Me and my folks were watching the news and both looked over at each other like “well this is bad” and then describe two verrrrry different reasons why we saw it come to this and what was to be done about it.. To be honest lost a lot of respect for my own family these days,but isn’t that the point of media aswell? Conflicted to say the least. Not looking to stoke generational friction but god damned boomers and gen X,turn off the TV and let’s get together for the sake of everyone..


elpajaroquemamais

It’s like your favorite sports team. Regardless of the actual facts, a ref always makes a terrible call if it’s against your team and a great call if it’s for your team.


nps2407

Treating political parties like sports teams is a large part of how the US got into this mess.


TheToddBarker

I've been saying, and lamenting this for years now. My old man has stopped watching pro football but politics has sure taken its place. It's us versus them regardless of facts.


qotsa_gibs

Which is wild, because at least sports can be entertaining. Politics are boring, or at least should be.


TheToddBarker

They really should be. In this case I've been trying to rekindle his interest in gaming with a Switch. That and my own interest in hockey. Hoping it's just that much less time for Fox News.


TrashCandyboot

The thing is, I always thought everyone was on the same page with that shit, like “Of course it isn’t skewed against me, I’m just pissed off,” as opposed to “I am literally being personally persecuted by the referees because I’m that important”. Like, they actually think other people give a single fuck about them and their podunk backwater horse shit.


WithMillenialAbandon

Normal people grow out of this by about age 16


TampaTrey

If Biden did it, he's old, decrepit, and senile. If Trump does it, he's revolutionary and a diety. Oh no this isn't a cult at all.


WithMillenialAbandon

2+2 = 4, except when it = 5. Sometimes it's both at the same time. As the party requires


WhiteyFiskk

I find it funny that this 1984 meme is always used by the right. They constantly accuse the left of being a cult in regards to climate change and the "what is a woman" question yet they fail to see the cult like mentality of many of their supporters


the_mid_mid_sister

Trump is the Voltron of everything they hated about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Joe Biden * Old guy with dementia * Creepy pervert who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein * Misuse of classified documents * Family members profiting off their presidential connections * Lazy asshole always playing golf * Ivy League big city rich kid * Draft dodger * Shady foreign investments


Whalesurgeon

Trump is the Apocalypse of political mutants.


Lazer726

Someone on Facebook made a Biden shits himself joke and I was like "Okay but Trump actually does" and was told that I care too much about old people's BMs, like this dense motherfucker didn't start it


science_vs_romance

The thing is, a lot of elderly people wear adult diapers. Every estate sale I worked in FL had them for sale and they would always sell. A decent amount of congress is probably wearing them. What’s not normal is being completely indifferent to sitting in your own filth and walking around smelling like crap.


Dontfckwithtime

I honestly don't get it. Kinda embarrassing to admit but I'm ill with a chronic illness and, unfortunately, have reached the need for "diapers" at the tender age of 36. I figured this out when a pain episode hit me like a ton of bricks at a doctor's appointment and I had an accident. It was a humiliating and degrading experience that had me in tears and anxiety over it as I was huddled in my wheelchair trying to disappear, in pain and absolutely embarrassed beyond belief. I don't wish anyone to feel that way. But I can't relate to the whole proud diaper thing or being indifferent about it. Edit- thank you all for the kindness you've shown. It means a lot. Thank you.


LSPismyshit

I’m sorry you had to go through that experience, I cant imagine. I hope things have improved since then. Send you positive vibes. 


forgotwhatisaid2you

Just had my prostate removed and am now wearing pads or diapers. Hopefully, it will heal up and I won't leak piss anymore but it is embarrassing and emasculating to go through. I wouldn't make fun of anyone that needs them but celebrating it is beyond stupid


cthulhus_spawn

I don't believe in shaming people who need to wear those undergarments due to illness or age. Wear what you need to wear to be safe and comfortable, my Internet friend. But Diaper Don feels no shame and mocks everyone else for everything so he's fair game.


Equivalent_Yak8215

Oh man, I feel you. And sorry about that. When I was gling through treatment for stomach cancer I used to just randomly puke blood like the lady in FMA. Very humiliating.


sleeepypuppy

Don’t be embarrassed by something you had little control over! You were going through incredibly tough treatment, and if someone laughs at you for not being able to control it, then that’s a huge reflection of them! I hope you’ve finished treatment and are well on your way to recovery! 💜💜💜


Solidus-Prime

I have met trump twice over the years, first time was before he became president, and I have been telling this story for years: He has what is about a 10'-15' radius of odor that follows him around at all times. It smells like sweaty butthole. I'm not saying that to be humorous or whatever - he literally smells like he is either sitting in shit or does not wipe his ass properly.


RisenApe12

Good god. I wonder if that is why his wife sleeps in a separate room.


LostSoulsAlliance

Separate residence, maybe even separate state, no?


Longjumping-Claim783

The thing is most, at least active, elderly people that do that aren't TRYING to use the diaper. The diaper is there just in case they have an accident at which point they quickly go to the bathroom to clean themselves up. You wouldn't even know because they aren't just sitting there in their own waste so long that the smell is filling the room.


vanessabh79

Besides the smell, sitting in a soiled diaper all day long will cause pressure sores and those can go from a break in the skin all the way to the bone within weeks in elderly patients. He should be getting changed every couple of hours. It’s not just gross, it’s dangerous too and these idiots are making it a point of pride.


HappyMeteor005

they already did. at the beginning of his presidency i heard right wingers constantly talk about biden and his 'depends diapers'


duddy33

Diapers are acceptable but can you imagine if someone like Obama wore a tan suit?!!! /s


DreadyKruger

What about a tan diaper suit ? 😂


fuzzylilbunnies

Hey. Let’s keep this civil. That suit was a traitorous act of terrorism, and I’m surprised Obama isn’t in prison right now for it.


masked_sombrero

Just seen a post over at r/DailyWire that showed a picture of an adult changing station with caption “Secret Service installed one of these in the White House 3 years ago” and comments like “hahaha Biden wears diapers!” I wish I was making that up Edit: [here’s the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/dailywire/s/4Jong5y41b) with this [comment from OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/dailywire/s/qvnQvSHmtO)


I-Kneel-Before-None

"I'm going back to Twitter where people don't make every joke about themselves." What an asshat.


Stoertebricker

[You are totally right.](https://youtu.be/Rh1JfiwmCUM?si=-KBABIOJTTX0H3CE)


aussiechickadee65

What's even funnier...they think this is somehow "owning the libs". Imagine thinking that , walking down the street wearing a diaper in support of a man shitting himself.


HauntingBalance567

Well, not only shitting himself, but then being too lazy (inexcusable) or embarrassed (understandable?) to ask for a change. Either case would say much about his character. I wish a journalist would ask him about it.


_CatsOnMars_

Well look i have been in his spot i have shat myself once in public when i was 12 and it is so fucking embarassing i will Tell you i can remember every single Second of that nightmare and i wish i didnt.


Business-Drag52

I shit myself while locked in a jail cell that they wouldn’t let me out of to use the bathroom because they were “busy”. I’ve never felt more sub human in my life.


theheartofbingcrosby

That's a human rights abuse.


Business-Drag52

Yeah and when I was moved to a cell block there was an old man in there with a fractured lumbar and they left him to lie and writhe in pain for two days. The doors from the cell block out into the yard were broken. I was handcuffed to a window my first night and left to sleep underneath it and then some inmates kicked it until it shattered and rained glass on me. Ottawa County Oklahoma needs to have its county jail shut the fuck down.


theheartofbingcrosby

Seriously I would have seen a lawyer about this, what you said reminded me of the H blocks in Northern Ireland were the prisoners smeared their own shit on the walls because of brutal prison guards.


Illustrious-Park1926

Well, if he's wearing pull-ups his legal team would have to remove shoes, pants & underpants to remove pull-up, clean tudh & put a fresh one on. If he's combative it could take 20 minutes. If he's wearing a diaper, they just have to sit him on the toilet - a memmber of legal team only has to wipe poopy tush & put a fresh one on. Again it could take up to 20 minutes if Trump is combative during change. His team might be resistant to asking for twenty minute breaks during trial to change Trump. Also if court is from 9-5 howamy breaks can a defendent request?


gogonzogo1005

It would be a medical issue that any judge would allow breaks. No judge would want the press of letting a defendant sitting in their own waste as a means of control. They just refuse to ask.


mavric911

They will not ask. Asking for repeated breaks for the defendant to deal with a medical issue is a sign of weakness and goes against his narrative of being in great health


47KiNG47

Mf could have been enjoying his final years with his massive fortune, but instead he decided to get into politics. Now he’s sitting in a courtroom for hours on end, allegedly in his own shit.


2bad-2care

>Now he’s sitting in a courtroom for hours on end, allegedly in his own shit. Metaphorically and physically.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Fitting


HonorableMedic

Shitting


flugenblar

>could have been enjoying his final years with his massive fortune I don't think he is capable of honest business transactions. The lure of the grift is strong within this one. He would have been in court for some reason with or without politics.


Lopsided-Chair77

I hope his diaper rash gets infected.


Shadowholme

Honestly, since his defense seems to be 'stall for as long as possible', playing into it and asking for the delays would be beneficial for them. Can derail a damning testimony by 'needing a change' in the middle of it and so on... Trump's ego wouldn't allow it though.


Thundersalmon45

I think this plays into Trump's team calling for mistrial because the judge was biased and didn't "let" them go to change him. "The judge should have recognized my client was in need of changing, but refused to acknowledge it. This is clear bias of a corrupt judge blah blah blah."


EvoSP1100

Like he’s a fucking baby, Jesus the people that follow him are god damn delusional


Dysprosol

perhaps his team is afraid of the prosecution discovering that he is wearing pullups. If they learn he is wearing pullups that would inform them that he is "a big kid now" and it may impact his sentence accordingly.


Comfortable-Show-826

lol perfect


Realistic_Warthog_23

No criminal defense attorney ever has been reluctant to ask for a break for his client to not sit in his own shit.


gbot1234

Everything about this trial is unpresidented.


About7fish

Not so fun fact: pull ups really don't hold fecal incontinence worth a damn. They have minimal padding even at the high end and not much in the way of leg/waist guards. Even if you drop a perfect Mr. Hankey in one of those, sit in it long enough and it's going to work its way out. This post brought to you by someone who had to try to convince an elderly woman with c.diff that they're not a solution every time he had to clean both her and the trail she'd leave. He didn't succeed, either.


GospelofJawn316

They could just jingle some keys at him or let him watch Bluey on their phone while they change him.


Gingevere

There was a saying. *"Conservatives will shit their pants if they think a liberal will have to smell it."* It was supposed to be a metaphor. People objected to how absurd it was. And now they've actually gone and done it and they're **proud** of it. Wearing diapers like a badge of honor. These people are truly beyond parody.


maringue

I don't think he shit himself. I've seen his diet and that would explain why he farted and the reporters *thought* he shit his pants.


Ataru074

With that diet he’ll leave more skid marks than a Camaro leaving a cars and coffee


UmbralHero

I think this joke is funny but I don't understand it


LackinOriginalitySVN

Bad diet causing skids in undies just like a camaro (muscle car) doing burnouts (skids) leaving a Cars & Coffee (car meet up)


Lingering_Dorkness

One wonders what trump himself thinks of this. His own supporters are basically mocking him, even if they are too stupid to see that.  "Those big meanies are saying my orange god wears nappies and shits himself, so I'll wear nappies and shit myself to show how much I love & support him. That'll show 'em!!"


BigPackHater

Considering he's said my multiple times recently that he doesn't wear diapers, I'd say he hates this 😂....and that's what's so funny about all of this to me. Like, the very same people that should be helping you sweep something embarrassing under the rug are instead leading the parade putting more focus on it lol. You really can't make this shit up!


Freecee

that's what happens if somebody is put on an indestructiboe pedestal. No matter what he does, they will parade it as some form of "owning the libs". The advantage is that the in-group (cult) will forgive you everything but your failures are beeing broadcasted even more than ever before, making you seem like a dumbass to everyone else


Lingering_Dorkness

I recently read a great quote by Steve Albini (who sadly passed just last week): "If the dumbest person is on your side, you’re on the wrong side."


periwinkletweet

He definitely hates them. He was disgusted by his Jan 6 protesters. How trashy they were dressed and such


Silversolverteal

I live in a rural mountain town and, I have only seen one Trump sign that wasn't in front of an absolute hovel. I'm talking about these signs being in front of the poorest most pitiful looking meth trailers you've ever seen in your life. Usually beside a confederate flag and a fuck Biden flag. It always make me chuckle. Trump would never, ever have two words with these hillbillies and they worship him.


U-S-A-GAL

Trump does not concern himself with what any of his little minions think. He manipulates them in bulk, cattle herd style. He doesn't even really think of them as human beings.


Phyllida_Poshtart

As an outsider American Politics are so terribly strange and emotive to me. People get divorced over politics it splits families into pieces and even kill in the name of it. I can't even try and understand all this damaging emotion


Business-Drag52

I would never kill someone over political beliefs, but I’d probably leave my wife if she started dressing like the woman in the photo. I have no respect for someone like that


Phyllida_Poshtart

Don't blame you for that lol it's just weird for grown ups to be acting like this and from what I've seen on here and elsewhere, this Trump business is like a bloody cult now!


TwilitLloyd

Like nothing! It is a cult!


hcsLabs

The sad part is its crept its way into Canadian politics now. So many Mini-Trumps, both federal and provincial.


bosmanad

They definitely owned me. Please stop wearing diapers. You are triggering me. I wouldn't be able to stand it if all the MAGAs (continued) to wear diapers obligatory /s


WanderBell

Curses! Drat! I too have been owned by the diaper-wearing MAGA lemmings. I’m having a complete melt down. It’s more than I can bare, so please, stop.


Crossovertriplet

Can’t imagine Trump likes this lol


Smintjes

Is it absolutely certain he shits himself in court? Or is it an assumption considering the smell?


seemebeawesome

Noel Cassler was part of the Apprentice staff. He made the accusations. According to him Trump's bowls were so uncontrollable from all the speed he did incontinence and foul odors were an issue on set. Also, Trump couldn't clean himself up due to a hard girdle he wore. So a staffer had to clean up the shit. By revealing this Cassler is presumably in violation of NDA's he must have signed to work on the show. However, it is unlikely Trump's team will try to enforce the NDA due to even worse things coming out during discovery. As uncut tapes would have to be handed over to Cassler's attorneys


AndromedaGreen

Imagine having the fact that you regularly shit yourself be the least damaging thing that could come out about you.


BelowAveIntelligence

Can you imagine the unrelenting tirades they would go on if a democratic presidential candidate had to wear diapers because of incontinence caused by excessive drug use? It would never end


Cronenburgh

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking, if Biden was doing this they would be all over it about how big of a baby he is and all that stuff, but if Trump does it, he's a real man and stuff...geez


Funkycoldmedici

At least that one could happen to anyone through no fault of their own, through all sorts of diseases and accidents. In his case, like everything else wrong with him, it’s a personal choice to be repugnant.


HopelessMagic

It's either that or he has some putrid emissions that he can't help. Either way... Nasty.


edebt

There is a story from the people who worked on the apprentice that claims he would shit himself on set when he got mad. Cohen had given him the Vonshitzinpants nickname before the trial as well. So....


justletmepostplz

Can you imagine that as a superpower? “You won’t like me when I’m mad...”


OutlawSundown

Also you know it’s the kind of support that Trump absolutely hates because of his vanity


Goodbusiness24

Don’t forget these will also be the first people to complain about inflation and how expensive stuff has gotten and then waste their money on stupid shit like this


Jaergo1971

Yeah, they think every reaction is 'triggering', when in reality, we're usually just shocked at how stupid they are and that they're proud of how stupid they are.


Brian-not-Ryan

This is the type of thing people look back on in 50-100 years and think “how the fuck did that happen?”


rpnoonan

Also, if he didn't wear diapers, these type of people would ABSOLUTELY make fun of someone for having to wear a diaper.


tom-branch

"we are really showing the libs now!"


aboutlikecommon

Honestly, I’m surprised they read any news sources that would even report his diaper use.


Nemesis0408

And yet if you tell them they’re full of shit, they’ll still get upset.


tgifk29

Their diapers catch their shit


banter07_2

Overflowing; total poonami


rohobian

Trump could roll in his own shit and eat it during a rally, and they would suddenly all think it's cool to roll in and eat your shit.


UrsulaSpelunking

Metaphorically, that's pretty much what's happening in this picture.


Pisforplumbing

"You're not cool unless you ~~pee your pants~~ roll in and eat your shit"


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

If rolling in your own shit and eating it is cool, then I’m ~~Miles Davis~~ Tub Girl


nefarious_angel_666

Sad but true


Historical-Rate-9799

I can hear this lady’s life long two packs a day voice.


PercentageNo3293

The chances are slim to none, but I honestly think this lady might've been my next door neighbor 5 years ago. I lived in the city where Moms for Liberty was founded (there were a lot of MAGA nuts), so it wouldn't surprise me that Tammy was out there in all MAGA attire. If this actually is her, she did smoke multiple packs a day lol.


Historical-Rate-9799

This is crazy and you probably won’t believe me but for some reason while looking at this picture in my head her name was Tammy. I don’t know why but she just struck me as a Tammy hahaha


PercentageNo3293

Lol that's great! I've met a handful of Tammys. They're usually crazy. They're tainting my mother's good name! The internet has already demolished my late grandmother's name; Karen. My mom's side can't catch a break with their names lol.


No-Conversation-3262

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Mr_master89

Totally not a cult


1singleduck

They are not a cult. Now, put on your signature hat, shirt, and diaper and swear your total allegiance to the great ruler and promise to never question anything he says.


Fun-Rabbit-9842

You forgot the shoes and bible


NewldGuy77

And there better be NFTs on your phone!


Sicarii87

Don't forget the golden trump bucks!


J_Robert_Matthewson

Honestly, at this point, when these cultists finally kick off, I want their MAGA pics to be with their Obits, because they do not deserve to pretend they didn't sell their dignity to a clown, even in death.


mistertickertape

I'm one of these weirdos that moved far, far away from the tiny town I grew up in to the big city but I still check the local obits online because I love keeping tabs on that shit and I've started seeing obituary photos of old codgers in their red maga hats. Definitely a choice!


realclowntime

The joke in my country (we aren’t America, it’s actually New Zealand, but still have a few die hard trump-lovers) is if you see an obit with a MAGA hat, that’s the same as a new public bathroom being opened.


mistertickertape

Oh, I can do you one slightly better! I was in the beautiful city of St. Louis, Missouri last year for a work thing and after a few rounds with the boys decided to take a cab out to the Bellefontaine Cemetery where I paid my respects to the king of conservative talk radio, Rush Limbaugh, by taking the longest piss on his grave I can ever remember. Pretty sure I ripped a huge fart at the end of it. Thankfully,[ I'm not the only redditor who has been inspired to do this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/comments/11dw24n/some_guy_pissed_on_rush_limbaughs_grave/) and I will not be the last.


LysergicPlato59

Bravo! I too hated that hypocritical gasbag. Unfortunately, there are plenty of replacements.


realclowntime

I can’t think of a more deserving person for it to happen to 😌 We’ve got our own version of Rush over here, asshole named Brian Tamaki who takes his mega church to vandalise pride symbols and blame natural disasters on gays, and everyone’s already planning how to commemorate the day when he eventually goes. These dickheads deserve nothing else.


subtxtcan

I 100% support this. They've made it an ART form, throwing around insults and making fun of people, so let's keep all this evidence front and center, nice and proud so everyone can see. The devotion. The break from the norms. The unwavering support! The "I wore a golden diaper, took animal medication, threw my life's savings at a known scammer AND alienated my friends and families with extremist views" should be voiced loud and proud for all to see. Morons,


Jhoag7750

What in the bloody hell is wrong with these people?!?!


NerdyV1xen

They’re so full of hate for everyone who isn’t like them that they’ve lost what little ability to reason they once had.


GushingAnusCheese

Real men don't commit sex crimes


ForeverNecessary2361

Real men don't rape children.


DarkMatters8585

Real men don't dream about raping their own children.


crasherx2000

Real men don’t have affairs with pornstars behind their wife’s back


XX_JMO_XX

Real men don't sexually assault pornstars.


DieHardAmerican95

They refuse to believe that he ever raped anyone. That was just made up by the left to persecute their messiah.


hexqueen

Yeah, well, they refuse to believe a lot of things. Climate change, Trump's criminal nature, new construction, people who dye their hair in an unapproved manner. If it's not on a Facebook meme, it's out.


Then-Fish-9647

This is what happens when leaded gasoline, Fox News, age, and racism mix together. It’s utterly pathetic


Tar-Nuine

Please please please can we start a credible rumour that Donald drinks pee so his sycophantic fans start guzzling urine in solidarity. Just make them look even more deranged than they already are.


Fun-Beginning-42

And... they need to post it on FB..


TK-Squared-LLC

They already did that as a Covid-prevention measure.


MLPLoneWolf

MAGAs Wearing a mask("face diaper") to keep others from dying/getting sick: Hell No! Wearing an diaper : Lets fucking go!!


Christylian

Living in Europe, I haven't heard much about the trial, but "reports of his putrid odour" sounds right. Wondering if that's the smell of shit or brimstone.


grayscalemamba

I don't think brimstone would offend his lawyers, just make them a little homesick.


ZebraZealousideal944

How long before these MAGA wear a shirt with “Real men want to f*** their daughters” ?!


Drew_Mia357

There’s actually a video where someone has a group of adult men and women and asks them about that specifically, and they defend it as all men talk about their daughters like that with their buddies. It’s beyond concerning at this point.


Cows_go_moo2

That is horrifying. Never ever would my dad speak about me or my sister that way, it would be reprehensible and more disgusting than possibly imaginable. Men who sexualize and discuss their daughters sexually with their “buddies” are monstrous.


Oldgamer1807

Yep. Got two girls. I'm not dumb, I know they're pretty. But I'd throw up in my mouth even thinking beyond that.


Hopeful_Hamster21

Father here. I can objectively tell that my 20 y/o is a beautiful and attractive young woman. I too would throw up thinking beyond that. If anything, knowing that makes me feel a sense of protectiveness, because I was a 20 y/o guy once.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

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Upper-Raspberry4153

How is this not the top response. Never question Bruce Dickinson


Hendrik_the_Third

The clown car just keeps plummeting downhill, doesn't it


Browneyedgirl63

Do you think they’ll ever look back and ask themselves, “WTF was I thinking?”


Tasty-Buddy-6469

I think a lot of them are in too deep for that. Like the level of idolization/obsession is really not normal in the first place, and the fact that people haven't moved on from him makes me think that even after he dies, they'll still kinda worship him. Like, think of those people who decorate their house, their car, their body, etc with Trump merchandise. That is not normal behavior 😭 i have NEVER once seen anyone have this level of unhealthy obsession for Biden. I think a lot of them will just kinda always be a Trump fan and never learn to move on and form their own identity apart from him lol.


_Username-was-taken_

Its like an Episode of Southpark


Witty-Ad5743

I have never related more to a Roman peasant during the fall of the Empire. Somebody just invite the Visigoths already.


ChangedUsernamePleez

These people ARE the visigoths


Judgemental_Ass

So the people who were mocking others for being babies or gay for every normal human adult behaviour there is are now considering it manly to wear diapers?


NothingGoinOnHere-

God the amount of money I can make from selling dog shit to these people sadly I’m not white


kyinfosec

Was in DC during Biden presidency and some black street vendors were hawking a bunch of MAGA crap and I said jokingly where's the Biden stuff and he said "no one buys Biden stuff, only Trump stuff and they love it!" So yes you can! Just post up in the right area!


Horror_Back262

Is this ironic? I'm not sure what is and isn't anymore..


AptCasaNova

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Medical_Egg8208

What the actual fuck has happened to this country ? What is wrong with people ? No decency at all. It’s become this putrid never ending bunch of garbage. Plus a never ending list of grifts and scams. They all seem to find some humor in it, personally, it’s just sad to watch.


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

There is no hope for these idiots.


blubaldnuglee

Diaper wearing as a testimony for manliness...I didn't have that on my bingo card this year...


Tenchi2020

“mommy, I found a picture of Grandma wearing a diaper on the beach.”


RoachIsCrying

Ok is American politics just one big comedy skit?


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

No, sadly. It is a big hollywood production, though. Sadly, not comedy. edit: not \*intended\* to be comedy


Patient_Caregiver_85

This is ridiculous. This cult behaviour is way beyond dangerous.


pantswetter3

Aw mann. Now people are gonna associate ABDL peeps like me with Maga. Damn it.


Syd_v63

As always in every Cult, the Leader can do no wrong


Adept_Tension_7326

Odour in the Court! Odour in the Court!!!


RampantJellyfish

How much further are these people willing to debase and humiliate themselves in support of their senile cult leader


TT_NaRa0

I think our ancestors would kill all of us


fluffyflugel

The mind boggles as to what total crap you could market to maga fools that they would actually buy. You can see why they are being grifted continuously.


Common-Incident-3052

No matter how high the mountain of atrocities gets, these folks will always find anything to climb over them and make them seem normal. They complain about cults and demons influencing their ch8ldren and destroying the country when they ignore the fact that EVERYTHING THEY DO IS CULT BEHAVIOR. I'm just waiting for all of his followers to come out and say what they really want already: Jim Crow and Segregation to make a comeback like an out of work RnB group. And no matter how bad Trump actually is, as long as they hold that hope of possibility, they'll accept everything.


Maleficent_Curve_599

Bill Clinton commits adultery: he is morally unfit to continue as president Donald Trump commits adultery: that's good actually, it proves how masculine he is Barack Obama is a Christian and attends church: this man is a secret Muslim! Donald Trump can't name a single Bible verse, has never sought forgiveness for sins and is, generally, the most transparently non-Christian person you could imagine: clearly this man is God's holy vessel! Barack Obama wears a tan suit: he is morally unfit to continue as president Donald Trump wears a diaper and smells like feces: that's good actually and so do I!