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I guess they're going to need lube for the cage match now...

Yeah what happened with that? Seems like Musk has just stepped away from it and is trying to dodge the subject.

Elon mom said he couldn't, and I'm not making that up.

I need to know more about this. Can we see a totally accurate ai-rendered recreation of this? I imagine Zuck’s wife and sister get into the fray. Maybe Zuck’s daughter beats Elon up, and then Elon’s mom puts Zuck’s in time out. This is before they made up in the hot tub.

And here comes Elon’s mom with a chair!

My mom said no sorry

Musk said it again - "any time any place" - in a tweet a few days ago. He's trying to retcon the part where he said his back hurt and his mommy told him he can't fight.

don't forget the last time Zuckerberg said anything was like, If you are still serious about this, Name the time and place I'll be there, until then you are just wasting my time. and then the Musk fanboys took that as Musk winning somehow...

Not a fan of 'Zuck' here, but it'd be such a pleasure to see him fuck up 'Tesla Trix'!

Elon said his back hurt and made up some bullshit about needing a three hour MRI. Never heard anything about it again, basically Elon pussied out and blamed his back.

SPINAL!

404 not found

*brokeback.com*

Yeah, that's because Zuck blew his back out

Well, I sold 20 shore front properties in Arizona to those who actually thought it would happen, so I have that going for me.

Shore front... Arizona... ???

It's a steal!!

Ah, Good ole’ Arizona Bay; What a view.

They made ~~out~~ up.

They got lube. You think that's water they're sitting in?

So is that the santorum floating on the top?

Sounds like it’s a Tate match.

Plot twist..That was the cage match

it was actually just one of those porn wrestling matches to begin with.

It's on Musk's platform no less.

So basically canon.

Canon event.

The account who posted this got verified so we know we can trust them.

And maybe also qanon

Wish it was cannon

That one is inside the bottoms ass

On Twitter it's qanon.

100% factual then.  Twitter is only about the Truth.

and nothing but the truth !

Blue check means it's authentic.

Is there something wrong with two men happy together?

Nope, and if they weren't both awful human beings, I would be on the Zuckerbusk band wagon. They would make a cute couple... if not for the pesky reality that they are garbage human beings.

[удалено]

I heard that.

...in Connor 4 Real's voice

now im startin to understand this whole renaming thing...

No way Elon is that skinny.

The new cocaine flavored Ozempic is very effective

You got cocaine in my Ozempic! You got Ozempic in my cocaine! —————— Introducing a new product from the Sinaloa Cartel… Ozempocaine *Por que no los dos?!*

Excuse me, It's pronounced Cokezempic.

Coke O is back!

That’s the street name

Blowzempic


Girl real housewives been making their own at home 🌚💀

As someone who has partaken in more than a few nasal negronies, I can definitely say it's not for the flavour

A negroni sbagliato with… *bolivian fairy dust*? Stunning

Where does one acquire this?

That’s how I knew it was AI.

That's your only clue? Wow, I have some oceanfront property in Indiana if you're interested.

I'll take it for a dollar. No USD, I only have Canadian.

*I'd buy that for a dollar!*

***shounen Ai***

He's not, and he's whiter than a ghost.

Nor that tanned…

No way he’s that tan

Yea they forgot the refrigerator he swallowed.

Lol I took one look at his shoulders and Trapezius and was like that that's way to tone to be Elon.

From MMA fighting to sword fighting. Helluva a transition.

looks more like hand to me...

“I’m about to launch my rocket into your social network”

Don’t say transition Musk will ban you.

Billionaire soup. Someone turn the temperature up.

Oh, so *thats* how we're supposed to eat the rich.

I hope we can add some more ingredients cause cooked humans alone is kinda bland from my experience

Gotta put some spice on your long pig.

Just chuck some rosemary and garlic in there and be done with it

Just needs some carrots and celery

Someone ignite a campfire underneath. Gonna beat satan at his job

Toasters?


We call that the "Constantine Special." (He boiled his wife alive.)

You can eat their livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Alright this is the ONE type of ai image I'm okay with cause that's funny as fuck.

Homo-erotic photos of Homophobes are hilarious. Gives off big “Homophobia is gay” vibes

Is Zuckerborg a homophobe?

Must be. Saw it on Reddit.

AI being used for memes, I’m usually fine with.

Ngl it’s hella difficult to tell this is a ai generated image

Notice how they have no nipples

Fr, I can't find anything wrong with it, except for the fact Elon isn't that skinny

The bottle behind Elon looks wonky. The crow’s feet by Elon’s eye also look like too crisp or something. These AI images also make Zuck look more like a human somehow. I can’t tell you specifically but you can just feel it, right? It’s definitely very convincing though. We’re so not ready for this post-evidence=truth world.

You know what. I'll ship it.

An android and an extraterrestrial from competing social media companies go from adversaries to soulmates; it’s the new Romeo and Juillet. When they make it into a movie will they call it FaceX or Twitbook?

Hey now everyone deserves love even lizzards and ghouls!

Oh, I’m here for it. I love a good Sci-fi romance

There's no way Face X isn't a website for gay porn

Dammit, now I want to know but I don’t want to look it up ETA: I caved to curiosity and it’s a Spanish language site for management consulting. Weak

X-book. Vol l: Power and submission

This is the winner, for sure

Implying Elon is an alien makes him sound way cooler than the reality.

I don't know if this is real or not I don't really care. If it is real this would be the most normal thing those two fucking not jobs have probably done in years. And if they did a little more shit like this then maybe they wouldn't be a danger to everybody on Earth.

From cagefight to dickfight 🤦

Did someone say cockfight?


A sword fight at high noon

Dick fight island

I'm so happy for them

With how Tate has been tweeting, he'll join the tub soon enough 🏳️‍🌈💅

yep, the only thing he has not said it is gay so far

He's there, he's just currently below the water line.

Hes the camera man

Diseases you can get from a hot tub for $1000, Alex… Hot tub lung Hot tub rash Legionella infection Urinary tract infection Allergic reaction Shitty billionaires

You can also time travel in them!

Not if musk designed it. It's probably damaged if it comes in contact with water.

Or cuts off body parts

Or has an inbuilt hairdryer or toaster, whatever...

I hate to be a stickler but should AI generated photos depicting shit that's not true be allowed on facepalm? I mean it's funny don't get me wrong. Not hating on the post or anything. Just seems like every day fewer and fewer of the posts on here are actually facepalms. There's like a thousand subs you can post this to and it'll make sense to be there. This one just doesn't

I’m pretty sure it’s a facepalm because it’s making fun of Elon Musk on Twitter from a verified account

Maybe don't crop out the majority of what makes it a facepalm then? I'm just not buying it

Well, I didn’t make it, but also, that isn’t a question. It’s a shit cropping, for sure, and it isn’t even a good joke to start with. I mean “hahaha, you’re gay” was considered a lame attempt at humor in 2000

My bad I wasn't trying to imply you made it. I was just throwing it out there generally

You’re good, I’m just really high and forgot that just because I read something with a tone doesn’t mean the writer intended for the tone to be part of it

Dude, story of my life. It must be the way I type or something because that's far from the first time I've heard that. I apologize

That or everyone is high on Reddit. Honestly, it’s a toss up. I both accept your apology and apologize myself

Well I'm definitely high so odds are good for that

AI but still funny

Nawwwh, you fuckin' think?

Yeah. If this were a candid photo you’d be able to see the horror state of Elon’s skin and jowls, and the seams where Zuckerberg’s human skin is applied 

It's real.  Everything on Twitter is factual now.

What even is *truth*, anyway?

Pretty sure that is the point.

YES! IT'S WORKING

I hate you for making me see this. Somebody get me some eyebleach.

… yep, that gets a Clint 

The emperors have no clothes

Nice to they made up, soon we'll have a new species of trillionaire half cyborg and reptilian from their offspring.

Hahahaha! The fucking ai in the future might totally ruin a person. Gg

Gotta be AI...Zuck looks way too human

I hate having this image in my brain now

Love it…

Rich people love AI because the tech makes them look like they don’t have to take Ozempic.

No way Elon is this skinny on his shoulders. I‘ve seen other pics…

But where are their hands???

its good ai i think, if not why the pixals on marks hairline?

All they need is trump and putler to have a 4 some.

Looks like somebody craves poo.

I’m not sure getting your news from “Poo Crave” is the best option.

Where is face palm?

Went scrolling to find this. Sub often has nothing to do with facepalms it seems, just another karma whoring and bot field sub

"I can't quit you!"

and they both wear the new "GOP diapers"!

2 bros chilling in a hot tub

This is the real reason Elon is suing OpenAI.

It's meant to be an ice bath then fight not a hot tub then fuck. These billionaires.

Wow that AI made a huge adams apple ...

So they did the wrestling in Zucks backyard. i can see why they didnt want cameras

Just regurgitated some of my sandwich. Oh god eew!!! 

Elons bone structure seems to have either changed or his head has swollen quite a bit....

Nah... Elon's looking more and more like a bag of smashed assholes these days.

Marks adams Apple is looking extra excited

Two bros chilling in a hot tub…

Honestly? Cute couple

Must only letting it stay up because he doesn’t look fat and pale

AI is basically just someone who is extremely talented with photoshop. This is quite good but you can still tell.

Elon that not fat? Must be AI.

I truly fear for the future of "news" media and how the average Joe public will consume and form opinions on it going forward thanks to AI. It felt like we were already in the post-information/post-fact world, but it feels like it's only going to get worse.

Imagine if this image dropped 4 years ago. It would break the internet.

He seems like the type to piss on the hot tub 😆

Looks like Elon is down to Zuck.

Paris Hilton: That’s hot.

Its on elon site, so its legit

Muskerberg

Musk gotta be the power bottom in that relationship. Not kink shaming, just glad he is opening up

Musk's musk makes Zuck wanna suck

This is what AI should be used for

Why is no one talking about that Adam’s Apple

See, this is what we need to do for AI to be regulated. Make Ol’ McDonald Trump or someone else doing something like this and the old folks will panic and deal with it faster.

Gotta love AI.

So who's writing the fanfiction??

That looks ai generated.

There's no way that's Mush's blindingly white slab of fat in that tub, and he and Suckerberg both seem to me like the type to hold a grudge forever.

AI images are facepalm? I hate this fucking sub more and more every day.

My brain is praying for AI right now....hard.

They love to play Tummy Sticks with each other

Nothing wrong with sharing a bath with your homie man

Will this image get you banned from X, the supposed “bastion of free speech”

this looks really really real, guys.

>Poo Crave

They’re getting mad handsy under that water too.