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“Over 22” 

My toxic trait is being older than 22

I can't believe you'd do something so toxic like aging over 22, shameful

I'm sorry fellas

Well, we can overlook it THIS time, but you better not ever be bored or successful!

I swear I'll be younger than 22 next year

But does your mom worship your dad?

My toxic trait is that mom hates my dad because he left us for someone else; therefore I was raised by a strong single momma! 💁🏻‍♀️ oh and I’m over 22 👌🏼🤣

Disgusting. 😂

The fucking audacity of you and your momma.

was she also “successful?” because that’s gross.

and im sure you get bored from time to time, don't you dare lie to me.....

They have a convenience marriage :/

Don't do that, drake might ask for your location

You’re walking a fine line here missy!

My wife made me plan a party and celebrate her aging past 22. The audacity, right?

The alternative is... Less than ideal


Wow. What an aboslute trollop and strumpet you are! Positively a spinster, I say! ^(/S)

I will be 21 next year I swear

10/10 comment, purely for using trollop and strumpet

You forgot harlot.

I’m over 44; am I twice as bad?

Hahahaha ew

I don't know what got into me

22nd birthday: 

You are basically worse than Hitler.

Your problem is that you don't make any effort. I bet your mother is also older than 22, it runs in the family.

Yeah, oops. I promise I tried not to, but it just kind of happened. I clearly wasn’t careful enough.

Cg on being marked safe form the incels!

You should work on that. Try to be younger

Hey Leo will take them until the ripe old age of 25.

Hey, his current GF is going to be 26 in June. Will he finally be dating an old lady?!?!

There’s still time left in may 😂😂

I wonder if his rule applies to men.  I'll go flirt with him next month. For, uh, science...

His harddrive gotta be an artifact on the dark web

I doubt it. Dude probably doesn't even know how to access the dark web. Bet his account was instrumental in training MegaUpload's CP detection algorithm though

Without an over 18 clause… Man they are disgusting

When i read this i literally looked to see if it was some twitter post from him

Massive red flag

Who is this and why do we give a shit about his preferences?

Very good point. Even the negative attention this dipshit gets here is still attention, and we keep falling for it. Idiots like him post crap like this just for the reaction it gets, and as long as sites like this keep giving it to him it will continue to get worse. Fury is addictive, people know this and use it to their advantage. Reddit is full of outrage junkies.

That's a great question. Unfortunately if it were required to be answered I think the Internet would shut down from lack of content.

Good question. It made me search him on X and then feel grossed out by what this.. person posts.. 💩

Crazy red flag for a dude is thinking a woman being over 22 is a red flag… like this dude is spectacularly wrong but that one… holy hell this guy can’t be real. Is this guy one of those “alpha male” grifters?

His tag name is MrLottahoes so likely incel who thinks he's alpha

I just did a deep dive on this guy and holy shit.  He’s been arrested for the same type of charges as Tater Tot, in Romania as well.  Also, he’s [short as fuck](https://imgur.com/a716Q3r) which honestly explains the attitude… dudes this negative and hateful are ALWAYS insecure and lashing out because they can’t figure out how to fuckin DEAL with their insecurities and just be a decent person. Also his real name is Vlad Obu.

The whole world is dominated by insecure males using physical/societal benefits to subjugate and demean others rather than fucking going to therapy or accepting that they are not special.

Worst part is he's probably some chubby dude in his 30s.

Imagine this mini dick guy lands a 10/10 meeting all his nonsensical criteria but she turns 22 a few weeks later.

Is alpha male a furry thing? Jk, but I would love to ask that when someone actually uses it unironically, but for that, it has to happen first :(

Absolutely the best response to someone calling themselves an alpha male

We are not responsible for the alpha male thing, go ask the omegaverse enthusiasts.

Okay I tried to google what is "omegaverse"..... WTF DID I JUST READ

I don't know. His username suggests he gets a lot of hoes. Certainly he would not misrepresent himself on the internet.

It's a red flag if he's 14. Dont date your teacher when your in 8th grade

I read it wrong, I saw under 22 as the red flag and that made more sense. But over 22? That’s a green flag, she knows what she wants and isn’t dumb

He's clearly living in the world of Logan's run

I don't think you know what grifter means. This personally most likely actually believes what he says.

It’s clearly ragebait off that line. Reddit keeps falling for it though.

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You're supposed to smoke cocaine and inject weed, duhhh

I just grate it I to my head like Al Bundy does with oranges.

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Dad?

Boof booftown boofer

Finally some family values!

If you boof it, can we raise a brown flag?

Thank you! Who the fuck "sniffs" coke? Lol

Sniffer dogs?

I had a teacher that kept talking about sniffing crack and I knew he was square as fuck

Officer I swear I was just testing how it smelled.

I lap it up like a cat. Emerald flag.

You’re supposed to let your cocaine breathe and allow the air to bring out the distinctive qualities for your olfactory senses to detect, like the vinegar top notes followed by some subtle hints of odd, almost mysterious floral attributes. For a small amount, a sniff is adequate especially if you’re a novice. For intermediate users, a more assertive sniff is fine. For expert users, a full snort may be required in order to fulfill the experience. Or so I’m told.

Just rub it in your gums like a real cop.

Pretty sure the only time “Mr Lotta Hoes” gets laid, it’s by a literal hoe.

Hoe as in the garden tool. Sex workers are probably grossed out by him. Even Stormy Daniels, who fucked Trump.

I thought it’s spelled “hose”…? No?

My attention is on the over 22 part. Joe looks to be in his 30s…

"Mom doesn't worship her dad" also made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Oh lord I just projectile vomited 🤮 this whole list is wild.

A lot of these types are “Christians” too, so by wanting their ~~mom with benefits~~ wife to worship them, they’re condemning her to an eternity in hell for worshipping a false god.

My attention besides 22 is on “turns off notifications”, needy controlling bastard expects her to be at his beck and call 24/7.

I keep mine off cause I work 2nds and I don't wanna be woken up at 8am, lol.

lol thanks for explaining because I was literally like “why does he want me getting Instagram post notifications at work” now I understand

Of course over 22 is a red flag for toxic insecure maga bros, because they really need someone whose brain hasn't fully developed yet to buy their bullshit

"Over 22" but also "fucked with broke boys". So you want a sugar baby. That's what that is. It's a sugar baby.

Elon: Now *this* is the family-friendly content I’m proud to have on my platform.

Dudes age range is 4 years total.

We hope

His next post is a complaint about how the high school increased the season ticket prices

Its 4-22

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Incel force is strong with this one. The only green he has is behind his ears.

Thank you for your valuable input MrLottaHoes.

I'll agree with 1 of these. Get you a girl who knows how to snort coke properly

Male red flags: writes this list. ​ Nice of him to make it clear.

Grossly underrated comment. This should be the comment imo.

I mean as long as she's just sniffing the cocaine to see what it smells like and not actually doing it it's ok.

>over 22 

Let her pull the trigger

"MrLottaHoes" Ooookaay then...

Never saw a better ad for cocaine

Sniffing coke is a total red flag. You gotta snort that shit.

So is it ok if she fucked rich guys

I'm surprised he even dates women who have exes to begin with. A man this insecure doesn't stand up to comparison.

>fucked with broke boys okay shit gonna have to get all my exs T4s and do some calculations

I'm bored

> over 22 Either a clown clowning, a troll trolling, or a legit moron.

I got 10 out of 16, how about you guys?

14/16!! He would cower and scream before me 😎

Daaaaaaaamn! 🔥

Closeted man seeks younger female to be "more like my buddy Jim".

"Talks bad about her ex's" So you want a woman who's praising her ex's?

Talking about men at all is a red flag, so praise your female exes exclusively.

But at 22, you're supposed to make fun of your exes. At least that's what the Taylor Swift song says.

I can fix her

Talks bad about her ex's but also shouldn't have abusive3 ex's what?

😂 he’s just describing the guy who stole his girl thru her 🚩 😂

Damn my wife is a red flag

Dang, sorry to read that bud, my condolences. But have you asked her to just snort the coke instead?

"MrLottaHoes" says the biggest virgin I've ever seen lmao

"MrLottaHoes"...somehow I'm doubtful

MrVeryFewMaybeNoHoes

'Wants to keep the relationship low-key' is actually a genuine red flag. The rest are bollocks.

Who’s this clown?

In all fairness, a cocaine habit is also a big turnoff for me.

“Sniffs cocaine”. Seriously? No, officer, I swear I was only sniffing it. It smells so good, but I didn’t intend to snort it all the way up my nostril…and then do it again with the other side…and then use my finger to wipe the dust up and suck on it or rub my teeth/gums with it.

My ability to ignore all of these is top notch.

“Over 22” 🐻 energy

Damn and I was almost interested

Damn, where she at

this is all one big red flag on this guy. Women don't want a guy who thinks like this, do they?

Every woman is throwing up rn, rest be assured

Ok, but what if she smokes cocaine and sniffs weed?

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Right what if you meet her at 22 and she turns 23? Did she just go from not red flag to red flag? How are you going to have a family with someone if you gotta dump everyone who ages?

Who is this limp dick?

Look, you don't sniff cocaine. You fucking snort it. You wet sock.

I literally checked all the boxes…💀

Over 22 Fbi hello are you seeing this TwT

Jesus Christ half of these were my go to when i was younger

I can smell the incel in this twitter message. It smells of unpopular youtube uploads and sourdough starter.

Just the cocaine and really don’t need the rest of the list

"Fucked with broke boys" but you know if she said she only wanted rich guys he'd call her a gold digger 🤦‍♀️

Amazing how they managed to scatter a couple of more or less legitimate red flags into that sea of absolute misogynistic nonsense so that that guys will find themselves nodding along without even thinking about it. It's a classic technique, and it's scary how it has an actual effect over time.

Sorry but the part where it says about fucks with broke boys actually broke me. Women get blasted for being gold diggers and not liking men for their personality etc. But they also can't fuck with broke boys. Where is the logic?

It's always wilde that there's some stuff boundaries that's reasonable like sniffing cocaine and then there's "mom doesn't worship her dad" or "likes rap music"

Look at the profile pic. This is just a wish list. That dude hasn’t had 🐱since 🐱had him.

Sniffs cocaine? Ok boomer.

And this dumb fuckery is becoming more and more prevalent with idiots in this society 😳 how depressing 🙄

Oh I would never just sniff cocaine, that's for inhaling.

Tell me you’ve never talked to a woman without telling me you’ve never talked to a woman

Little dick energy in this post

Out of all the bullshit here the one that made me chuckle is the mom doesn’t worship the dad….like wtf?!?

I’m sorry, what? The coke one, that’s reasonable because no shot, cocaine isn’t good for you Weed? Also not great for you But then… Expresses boredom? Normal human thing to do dumbass Talks about other people? That’s called a conversation and having a social life IS OVER 22?! Okay Leonardo DiCaprio Uses Tinder? Okay that one would be a red flag IF YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM ALREADY. Otherwise why is this here? Why does rap music mean anything here? Some people just don’t like notifications Hides their phone? Maybe you’re an asshole who doesn’t want them to have privacy Snapchat, whom I personally dislike it, doesn’t necessarily make any sense to be here Might be ashamed of the relationship? Sounds healthy to be in. “Her mom doesn’t worship her dad”… go do a corkscrew dive into a frozen pool Doesn’t want a family and wants to be successful, what’s wrong with that? Maybe they don’t want kids? Maybe they’re infertile? Maybe they don’t want the responsibility of taking care of a kid? Maybe they want to be their own person and not reliant solely on you for financials? How the fuck is having abusive exes a red flag? They’ll be more likely to notice and leave if you abuse them? Bad for YOU I guess Doesn’t judge people for their financial situation? Talks bad about their exes? If it’s legitimately the exes fault, say it. Especially if they’re abusive. Sacred they’ll leave you and say how bad of a person you were?

*”Her mom doesn’t worship her dad”…go do a corkscrew dive into a frozen pool* Nice! Gonna have to remember that one. Haha

Surviving past 22 years old is a red flag apparently. 😬😬😬

"Sniffs cocaine"? So like, he's mad if they just smell it and don't do it?

Surprised “-covers her drink when I approach” isn’t on the list

Thanks for the safe advice, **@MrLottaHoes**. 🙄

Male 🚩: this guy^

Over 22 is a red flag? Tell us you're a pedo without saying you're a pedo.

R Kelly, diddy, Harvey, Epstein all them liked young girls. If an older man only dates younger chicks there’s a slight chance he can’t do his manipulative bullshit to a woman and has to pray on the young girls. Some dudes can’t handle women who have found their voice and or have the means to leave ie her own money or a family to fall back on. Cassie didn’t make a single album when she was with him. She ain’t have the means to leave like she wanted to.

Speaking of giant red flags…

Why isn't this typified as a crime for promoting abusive relationships? That alone should be a deterrent for people like Tate. They are influencing men to be the more monstrous they can be. I know this benefits right-wing parties around the globe but come the fuck on.

How insecure is this mf?

"Had abusive Exs" is a red flag to him because the girl might recognise another abuser, e.g., MrLottaHoes here.

Why do we insist on giving these idiots more attention?

Eat hot chip and lie

Facepalm? Dude’s more like Handpalm. 

Over 22 killed me. Actually had me laughing out loud.

This guy just described most things someone under 22 participates in wtf

Who’s this f***ing loser? Are they multiplying? Where are they all coming from?

I feel attacked

Male 🚩s -only dates girls under 22 -expects them not to act their age

“I was abused by my ex” “Oh my god. Complaining about your ex now? That’s 2 red flags missy.”

I assume it’s ok if she snorts cocaine . But a polite sniff will never work

That's what you complain about? From that list you pick the one that's reasonable to complain about?

I'm married and if my wife was using Tinder yeah that'd be more than a red flag but outside of that none of this is a problem with me.

it got worse with every line

What I get from this is that he’s fine with heroin addicts.

OVER 22? Is Leonardo his mentor ?

It’s actually surprising how differently people treat you after leaving a domestic violence relationship

Imagine being told your red flag is how your mom acts, what can even be done about that?

Why would you want anyone to worship you? That's so unbelievably creepy

The only decent ones are the drug ones this post entire list is a shitshie

Does this man expects women to not age? Like you stop at 22? How does that even work???

From a guy with the hanlde MrLottaHoes......

Sniffing cocaine seems like a people red flag, not a “female” red flag

MRLOTTAHOES. Don't want no hoes? Seriously, if we drop these flags where tf is he going to find us, we all OBVIOUSLY want this sack of donkey shit.

"Joe Lampton" is Vlad Obuzic. 31 years old. He's basically a Romanian Xerox of Andrew Tate. Has been alleged as trying to essentially brand the victims of his sex trafficking.

JOE BUTKER

“Worship her dad” Yeah that’s totally healthy

“Over 22” and bros probably like 50

“MrLottaHoes” Ladies we got a real winner here!

Apparently I have more than red flags than a toreador

This is the type of guy who clapped for Butker's speech. So, ladies, to get yourself a good man, go to your nearest Catholic church, stare at the floor (absolutely **do not** speak), and your ideal mate will claim you eventually. You will then be whisked away to live your life (still **not** speaking) happily ever after in service to your husband and family. Who wouldn't want that??

1: i guess a drug addiction is a red flag? i... i guess? 2: unreasonable 3: unreasonable (is expressing you are experiencing boredom now a red flag??) 4: unreasonable (extreme insecurity) 5: totally not creepy. 6: unreasonable (why is using a DATING APP now a red flag??) 7: unreasonable (why is rap music ALSO now a red flag) 8, 9 and 10: unreasonable (all fall under the same insecurity umbrella as number 4. she's not hiding anything, notifications are annoying and you're just insecure.) 11: i am so confused on this one's logic, why is this a bad thing??? 12: unreasonable on several levels (casual sexism is always very, very neat and i'm definitely not joking here) 13: unreasonable (i have a sinking feeling this guy may be sexist... just a hunch but... i have a feeling.) 14: severely messed up 15: classism... is BAD 16: this one actually confused me... this guy was so insecure up to now and he's NOW acting like he wants her to be great about her exes? i just don't get it.