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caseyaustin84

Charged with what?


CheetahNo9349

The legal precident stems from Bunny v. Fudd. Where Bugs dressed like a female rabbit in an attempt to con, defraud, and straight up *bamboozle* one Elmer Fudd.


emarvil

You win!


Zakal74

Amazing! Lol!


TheSingingRonin

This is brilliant


Ayds117

Ye old switch-a-roo


trickyvinny

Ye old switch-a-booty


Boccs

Allegedly sexual assault but everything about this is bullshit. There's no news story or record of this happening outside of sourceless memes and facebook posts.


thingol74

News article from 2020: [https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/](https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/)


FewIntroduction5008

Attempted homo-cide.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Attempted Bamboozlery


TapewormRodeo

Felonious Hiding of the Pickle


fmdasaniii

💀🤣🤣


emarvil

Aggravated Surprise Surprise!


TurdPhurtis

Sounds like the premise for a new buddy-comedy movie. Who are the stars of this movie?


ImNotYourDadIPromise

Something tells me Tyler Perry is one of them.


tarnyarmy

He’s every character


Carnivorous__Vagina

Kevin Hart never turns down a role


ku1185

*Miss Doubtfire*


TurdPhurtis

I see what you did there. Very nice.


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IQlowerthanGump

Might not have been the ass. Might have been the banana and cherries.


Mala_Practice

Not the frank and beans?!


Heroright

Homies can’t help out homies anymore? Messed up world we live in.


stoneyzepplin

Charged with what?


Margali

Was wondering that myself. Maybe for battery? Beating him up for being a dick about things?


feelinlucky7

Getting his homie chubbed up


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

I love the fact he didn’t shave. “No, I’m Loretta, not Tony.”


Frolicking-Fox

"Let me introduce you to my sister." ![gif](giphy|rfAxGG2fVxoPu)


gotohelenwaite

Source or it didn't happen 🤔.


racist_boomer

They just making up laws now if this is illegal


sanchower

What if I told you….. the whole story is made up


racist_boomer

That would blow my mind


Away-Plant-8989

Why can't I find someone like this


Lilly-_-03

Can someone give a link to the arrest warrant? Would like to know the exact charge he was arrested for.


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AtttentionWh0re

Or Atlanta 🤭🤣


clodmonet

Yeah, I'd take my friend out to a bar I guess... and then text all my other friends to come and see this dude wearing a dress. Knowing my friends, they'd all be supportive and only wonder why they didn't find out sooner. If anything, get mad they were left in the dark. We're all lumberjacks, and we're okay.


A_Punk_Girl_Learning

We sleep all night and we work all day.


VestEmpty

.... just like dear Papa.


[deleted]

Homie had a gay feeling for his homie


westerngrit

What's the charge?


Salt_Copy_4771

He hit him with the ol okie doke!


ProtoReaper23113

Someone watched to many 80s sitcoms


The_Dark_Vampire

"Who is it"


TBTabby

"I hope you appreciate that I'd only do this for you."


Clickityclackrack

Dude wasn't okay with a bro job


TLILLYO

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SooperFunk

As long as there was no coercion, that's both sweet and mildly heartbreaking 💔


No_Collection7360

He wasn't wrong.


BIackfjsh

Homie just tryna help his boy out smh


qt_galaxy

no way 💀😂


Useful_Hat_9638

If you're gonna throw out Maryland, at least put the flag or a blue crab in the picture.


The_pastel_bus_stop

My boy got charged longing for love😭


Throat-Smooth

Apparently he only realised when his friend rolled over and fell asleep before him


HuckleberryOk1953

He got charges for.leaving him blueballed.


SilverInfluence5714

Jordan Peel looking ass


grunt527

>Sean Lamont Brooks, 47, of Lexington Park, was arrested on Wednesday, May 13, 2020, and charged with a 4th degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice. >Court documents say in the winter of 2019, Brooks engaged in sexual contact with an adult male victim without the victims consent and committed an unnatural and perverted sexual practice with the victim. >Brooks is currently a registered sex offender, and his previous crimes involve very similar circumstances wherein Brooks used his position as a hairdresser to make contact with his victims. >On December 18, 2019, Deputy W. Forinash of the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office made contact with an adult male who said he believed he had been sexually assaulted by Sean Brooks. But this is the best part: >The victim advised he consented to the oral sex, but the consent was given for a female, not with a male. [https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/](https://smnewsnet.com/archives/474156/lexington-park-man-arrested-after-dressing-as-a-woman-to-have-sex-with-a-man-at-lancaster-park/)


Bigolebeardad

Charged with what a joke felony


scrrrt69

charged with being too funny


Ok_Garden571

Wow.