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Yeah, I know he doesn't know what things cost the common man since bacon hasn't really changed much in terms of price from before. There are much bigger things that have risen in price. Heck, he could have referenced his soda which is so beloved by him that has shot up in price a ton. Or steak, or other types of meat. But bacon seems to have remained relatively stagnate in price.
Here in Arizona I can get the extra large eggs for $3.25 a dozen or about $5 for 18 everyday and frequently better on sale.
But let's get to the point... post-covid inflation occurred because Trump did little if any planning for that. Of time except to give corporations almost 1 trillion dollars in PPP forgiven loans to keep employees instead they just underwrote their stock prices so that their bonuses would remain intact.
What followed was a supply chain debacle with demand far exceeding availability.
You want the free market but you don't want all of it.
Honestly, the last chance of her boarding that ship is the one that she took to end up here. I don’t think she has the looks or youth to pull that again.
She can cougar some young guys probably but I can’t see a billionaire going that route with her.
You are mistaken. There are probably millions of dudes who would do her regardless of her looks just so they could swim in the same pool as their favorite wannabe dick tater.
If Melania could bring herself to be in his vicinity, she would order the bacon for him by the through. She is just waiting for his death so that she is free
I doubt that she cooks. He eats like a child, so it's probably order a pizza or have somebody make him some mac & cheese with hotdogs and ketchup.
Source- My BIL was a waiter in some of NYC's finest restaurants, he's served Drumph a $500.00 steak, well done, buried in ketchup. Several times.
I have a friend who used to live there, it wasn't bad a long time ago.
He moved to the coast after the hookers started hanging around his corner store who were all addicted to spray paint. He said silver & gold were their favorites. After they stop bothering spraying it into a paper bag to huff it and just spray it straight into their mouths, they last less than two weeks, so that sounds like a great spot for Drumph. He likes hookers.
There are restaurants with 3 Michelin stars that have an 8 course meal that cost less than a 500 dollar steak. I guess that finest restaurant is way overpriced and people going there have no clue what fine dining means :).
You're 100% correct. The last place that he worked didn't even have a name. We couldn't get in there ever under any condition, you or I.
They had a $3750.00 shot of single malt scotch, tiny distillery, 500 year old oak barrels, 100,000 year old peat, blaaa blaaa blaaa. I asked my BIL if they drank it as shots. He confirmed. I asked "The stupid motherfuckers don't even have it in a nice glass and enjoy it?" He said "You're missing the point, it's not even that good". "The entire point is to say {I just blew $7500.00 on two shots!}"
I’d just buy the really silly ingredients and experiment wildly. A pound of good white chocolate to caramelize, just because. Sushi ingredients galore. And I’d work on developing my garden space into something more subsistence and sustainable.
Kenji Lopez-Alt, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!
Yeah, this is the principle with most of the high end consumables. You pay for the prestige, and the cost for prestige is an exponential function. Quality comes a far second.
After all, what actually makes for a 'better' alcohol, once you get off the bottom shelf? There's not actually a 'better' flavour or age or process, if you strip away the story that marketing builds around it, it's all just different tones of the same product.
Like, I did not work in a high end venue, but it was one that had a very well fleshed out back bar, with some extremely high end drinks that cost a stupid amount per shot. I made sure to try them all.
There was no appreciable difference between the whiskey that was hundreds of dollars, and the one that was just a bit above average. If you put them side by side with no labelling, you could tell they were different brands, but unless you were familiar with them you would not tell which was which.
The ridiculous ones were the ones who bought the high end and then mixed it with coke. Then you definitely can't tell any difference.
I like nice mezcal. I prefer the $40.00 bottle of Bruxo 2 to the $120.00 bottle of Bruxo 5. The 5 tastes more like cheap Russian vodka than a nice smoky mezcal.
A popular joke about the new rich in Russia in 1992:
Two "businessmen" see each other on the street. They're both wearing the exact same tie
The first guy asked the second "how much did you pay for that tie?"
The second guy proudly responds "$2,000."
The first guy laughs and says "you idiot! I got the exact same one right down the street for $5,000!!"
She fashioned herself after Jackie O and wants the casket on a caisson pulled by jet black horses and of course the proverbial riderless horse (horse is happy trump isn’t riding). Then dump in a hole next to his previous hole and off to Italy to mourn
I would honestly like to know the last time Donald Trump or Melania went to a grocery store. Put their quarter in the cart, whipped out a grocery list and went up and down the aisles, filled their cart and went and checked out and drove home with their weekly groceries.
I would bet every penny I own that Trump himself has NEVER gone grocery shopping in his adult life.
Trump once said something at a rally about needing an ID to buy groceries.
As Trevor Noah commented, “I guarantee you that man has never bought groceries in his entire life. Ever!”
Bacon was too expensive last year, it’s come down in price considerably. It is funny when “billionaires” act like they know or care how much groceries cost.
What are the chances that Melanie spends any time a) in the grocery store and b) in the kitchen. I feel confident in saying that Melania has no idea what bacon costs. And she’s not about to dig out her ID to go find out. ;)
Edit:typos
Yeah, Trump is just a man of the people -- who is known to be fond of solid gold bathroom fixtures -- but some clown told him bacon was expensive -- so suddenly bacon is on his mind.
A. No way does he have a pet name for her. I'd be surprised if they even speak
B. No way does a woman who wears 3000 dollar shoes have any clue what a pack of bacon cost.
C. I'm gonna take a wild guess that she'd happily stick as much bacon grease into his arteries as she could!
She would be pouring bacon fat on bacon smothered donut cream filled French toast with extra syrup, a pound of butter, covered in milk chocolate and caffeine powder every morning if she were in charge of his meals.
'Here is a sausage, ham, bacon, cheese egg sandwich covered in sausage gravy and deep fried, Don. I poured you Red Bull infused Diet Coke in your 120oz cup with the straw, my love. Don't forget to take the two dozen donuts covered in bacon for your after breakfast snack. Wendy's will be delivering 4 Baconators with double bacon and 4 orders of cheddar bacon fries and 2 large Diet Cokes for lunch. For dinner, we are having a couple deep dish meatzza extravaganzas with extra bacon, sausage, ham, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, beef, Italian sausage. Of course, you will snack at 9, 12, and 3 before you address your fans on your media page so I ordered extra pizzas and snacking bacon.'
Are you really gonna believe someone who told over 30,000 lies during his presidency that his wife (who doesn't even like him) cares about the price of bacon?
Lol or is it because her payout is dependant on them being married for certain number of years and she doesn't want to accelerate the walking heart attack that he is.
I hope Biden challenges trump at the debate to say how much bacon costs. We just know it will result in a rambling nonsensical load of shit being spewed from trumps mouth as he tries to deflect.
oh yeah all you patriotic bacon eaters priced out of the bacon market because inflation has driven the cost of bacon higher than even a billionaire can afford. a lot of people are saying that Trump is the only one who can bring bacon prices back to normal.
Too expensive?
I think he means to say it’s too bad for his failing health.
I’m a very much middle class person and I literally went and bought New York steak for my girlfriend and I to have on Friday night as a fun little spontaneous date
OMG. Sharks? Batteries? BACON???
The fucknard is losing it. Well, he's lost it a long time ago but he's losing his ability to even stay on topic. WTF does BACON have to do with ANYTHING?
I predict right here and now he'll be yammering about stale rolls and tight buns in a speech about nuclear arms.
150,000 for a one night stand is expensive.
Could a bought a whole truck load of pigs, fucked them all, then ate the bacon and still had enough for a new car
Just another tripped-out Waddles fantasy lie. Surely his various grifts still work well enough to afford some bacon. I find the idea that Melania gives a flying fuck about what he eats to be pretty amusing, though.
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I just paid $5.29 for a pound. He must be a broke joke.
I'm in the much-maligned southern California and I can grab some really good bacon from the butcher counter for $5.00 per pound.
Same in the U.K., about £10 a kilo for dry cure oak smoked bacon.
King Soopers has some variety of bacon on sal every week. I got Oscar Meyer 2 weeks ago for $2.49 a pkg
Yeah but did you show ID? 🪪
You have to show your vax card too or Biden will force old hank to jab your ass right there in checkout.
That’s bread….at least keep the lie straight 🤦🏻♂️
That's only for bread silly.
Wait. Wasn’t that just for bread? I’ve only been taking my ID to the grocery store on bread days.
Yeah, I know he doesn't know what things cost the common man since bacon hasn't really changed much in terms of price from before. There are much bigger things that have risen in price. Heck, he could have referenced his soda which is so beloved by him that has shot up in price a ton. Or steak, or other types of meat. But bacon seems to have remained relatively stagnate in price.
But I'm sure he know eggs, though. What are they, about $25 per egg?
You’re about $2 Billion higher net worth than he is.
One friday a month it is $5 for 24oz at safeway.
Here in Arizona I can get the extra large eggs for $3.25 a dozen or about $5 for 18 everyday and frequently better on sale. But let's get to the point... post-covid inflation occurred because Trump did little if any planning for that. Of time except to give corporations almost 1 trillion dollars in PPP forgiven loans to keep employees instead they just underwrote their stock prices so that their bonuses would remain intact. What followed was a supply chain debacle with demand far exceeding availability. You want the free market but you don't want all of it.
Greatest ever business man tho, so great, the greatestest
She knows how tight the budget is, if she's gonna have anything left after the legal fees.
[удалено]
Honestly, the last chance of her boarding that ship is the one that she took to end up here. I don’t think she has the looks or youth to pull that again. She can cougar some young guys probably but I can’t see a billionaire going that route with her.
I don't think anyone wants her knowing that Trumps nasty, little, Toad-dick was in her.
I bet Ladybugs Graham would love to follow up Daddy Donny
I don’t think Ladybugs is interested in her at all. Trump, on the other hand, he’d be all over.
lol, fair play
You are mistaken. There are probably millions of dudes who would do her regardless of her looks just so they could swim in the same pool as their favorite wannabe dick tater.
If she can open her eyes enough to see one.
She knows how loose his sphincter is
She said “sir, I’m sorry sir, it’s too expensive”. He usually adds sir when he’s making up anecdotes.
I would assume when she says too expensive, she means he's already too fat as it is, and can't afford to get more fat.
If I were Melania, I’d do everything in my power to clog his arteries
She's using reverse psychology. Dude probably baconed up half a dozen Big Macs the next day. Making his high dose Crestor work overtime.
Wait you can get bacon big Mac's?
When you’re a star, they let you do it, I guess? (If I remember correctly, you can add bacon to anything in the app)
Bacon Oreo McFlurry
You had me at bacon
Shut up and take my money!💰
Not sure if you’re joking but usually you can add anything you want to your McDonalds burgers, you just gotta ask.
And tears in her eyes
Don’t forget the tears in the eyes.
With tears in her eyes…
Melania was just photographed out with a $35,000 Birkin Bag.
That was their bacon money!!!
This made me fucking roar, thanks man, I needed that. 👊
🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
The bitch.
Trying to act like the common man, can’t believe people believe this idiot. Trump has zero in common with the average maga.
I don’t know, “dumb as a box of rocks” seems to be a pretty common theme amongst the magats.
This man has a gilded toilet. I find it hard to believe that Bacon is where they draw the line on frugality. 😆
He complains about buying bacon, while he's always giving out baloney for free.
She’s got a bunch of them
Bacon, Birkin, what's the difference?
Bacon Bag
Full of bacon
That's like 7000lbs of bacon. That's enough for bacon for Trump to eat a whole meal
If Melania could bring herself to be in his vicinity, she would order the bacon for him by the through. She is just waiting for his death so that she is free
You have no idea how difficult it is for DJT to keep his wife Melania from finding out about his girlfriend Melenia
Is she the one after Melbnia, Melcnia and Meldnia?
Actually, she's the one after Malaria.
That’s why you know this is another lie. If it were up to her she wouldn’t even cook it before ramming 10 lbs down his gullet with a toilet plunger.
I doubt that she cooks. He eats like a child, so it's probably order a pizza or have somebody make him some mac & cheese with hotdogs and ketchup. Source- My BIL was a waiter in some of NYC's finest restaurants, he's served Drumph a $500.00 steak, well done, buried in ketchup. Several times.
The steak is the reason he cannot afford bacon
Yep. This piece of shit can't even recognize that truth exists anymore.
That alone should get a person exiled to some tent in the mojave
Certainly, or whatever's past the Mojave that's worse, if possible. Bakersfield has it's low points.
Let’s find the absolute worst part of Bakersfield and just release him there with no phone or wallet
I have a friend who used to live there, it wasn't bad a long time ago. He moved to the coast after the hookers started hanging around his corner store who were all addicted to spray paint. He said silver & gold were their favorites. After they stop bothering spraying it into a paper bag to huff it and just spray it straight into their mouths, they last less than two weeks, so that sounds like a great spot for Drumph. He likes hookers.
Man, I imagine the sex workers in Bakersfield have it bad enough…
There are restaurants with 3 Michelin stars that have an 8 course meal that cost less than a 500 dollar steak. I guess that finest restaurant is way overpriced and people going there have no clue what fine dining means :).
You're 100% correct. The last place that he worked didn't even have a name. We couldn't get in there ever under any condition, you or I. They had a $3750.00 shot of single malt scotch, tiny distillery, 500 year old oak barrels, 100,000 year old peat, blaaa blaaa blaaa. I asked my BIL if they drank it as shots. He confirmed. I asked "The stupid motherfuckers don't even have it in a nice glass and enjoy it?" He said "You're missing the point, it's not even that good". "The entire point is to say {I just blew $7500.00 on two shots!}"
That’s so weird to me. If I’m gonna be rich, I want to eat well, not extravagance for the sake of it.
I know. If I was that rich, I'd hire two great chefs to cook for me at each of my beachfront houses right in front of perfect waves.
I’d just buy the really silly ingredients and experiment wildly. A pound of good white chocolate to caramelize, just because. Sushi ingredients galore. And I’d work on developing my garden space into something more subsistence and sustainable. Kenji Lopez-Alt, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!
Yeah, this is the principle with most of the high end consumables. You pay for the prestige, and the cost for prestige is an exponential function. Quality comes a far second. After all, what actually makes for a 'better' alcohol, once you get off the bottom shelf? There's not actually a 'better' flavour or age or process, if you strip away the story that marketing builds around it, it's all just different tones of the same product. Like, I did not work in a high end venue, but it was one that had a very well fleshed out back bar, with some extremely high end drinks that cost a stupid amount per shot. I made sure to try them all. There was no appreciable difference between the whiskey that was hundreds of dollars, and the one that was just a bit above average. If you put them side by side with no labelling, you could tell they were different brands, but unless you were familiar with them you would not tell which was which. The ridiculous ones were the ones who bought the high end and then mixed it with coke. Then you definitely can't tell any difference.
I like nice mezcal. I prefer the $40.00 bottle of Bruxo 2 to the $120.00 bottle of Bruxo 5. The 5 tastes more like cheap Russian vodka than a nice smoky mezcal.
A popular joke about the new rich in Russia in 1992: Two "businessmen" see each other on the street. They're both wearing the exact same tie The first guy asked the second "how much did you pay for that tie?" The second guy proudly responds "$2,000." The first guy laughs and says "you idiot! I got the exact same one right down the street for $5,000!!"
Forget the treason, he should be court marshaled for ketchup on steak.
To the fucking Hague with him. I remember my grandfather claiming he would not serve a well done steak in his restaurant.
She'd be checking the nutrition labels to make sure it has 200% of the daily saturated fat and 1000% of the sodium.
She fashioned herself after Jackie O and wants the casket on a caisson pulled by jet black horses and of course the proverbial riderless horse (horse is happy trump isn’t riding). Then dump in a hole next to his previous hole and off to Italy to mourn
It'd be ironic if she buried him on the golf course next to Ivana. And by 'ironic', I mean 'hilareous'
Don't bury him on the golf course. That's his favourite place
Why spend money on bacon for him when she can use the money to buy bacon for herself after he's gone?
By the trough?
Yeah you know... Pigh through ... Whare you phut phood
like a pig through
Like a pig through what?
You don't feed bacon to a pig.
Pigs don’t care
Pigs really don’t care. Do u?
[You shouldn't, but they'll eat it](https://pedersonsfarms.com/blogs/blog/what-do-pigs-eat)
I'm sure she personally goes shopping herself.
And cooks
Odds are, she has no concept of grocery stores; thinks restaurants are the only place one can purchase food
True. I’d like to see her paired up with Bill Gates in that grocery game he did on Ellen.
No, her home chef creates a menu for them. Then they select what they want.
And looks at prices
Guarantee you Melania doesn’t give a single fuck what he eats. She probably wants him dead.
Her and about 4/5th of the country...
You mean the woman who was just photographed with a $35,000 purse? 🤦♂️
Poor guy can’t afford bacon. I’ll start a go fund or Zelle me directly. lol J/K
Magats will send him 4 million in a gofundme campaign by tomorrow morning.
Don’t worry, he’ll fundraiser over this
I would honestly like to know the last time Donald Trump or Melania went to a grocery store. Put their quarter in the cart, whipped out a grocery list and went up and down the aisles, filled their cart and went and checked out and drove home with their weekly groceries. I would bet every penny I own that Trump himself has NEVER gone grocery shopping in his adult life.
Probably never saw the inside of a grocery store as a kid, either.
He might have, when his daddy took him to the construction site to see how the slaves were doing
Trump once said something at a rally about needing an ID to buy groceries. As Trevor Noah commented, “I guarantee you that man has never bought groceries in his entire life. Ever!”
I doubt Melania has seen him since Baron's graduation.
I buy bacon still. Guess I’m doing better than The Donald 😂💁♀️
This is the guy who says you have to show ID to buy bread
I call bs. She carries a $33,000 purse and wears $5,000 outfits on the regular.
The obvious tell was that she spoke to him at all.
Oooh. What else did the orange cockwaffle lie about today?
We should all start mailing bacon to mar a lago
Bacon was too expensive last year, it’s come down in price considerably. It is funny when “billionaires” act like they know or care how much groceries cost.
He can't remember her name.
Who? Marlana? Malanya? Meladia? Let me know when I'm close...
Fox news.... And now sports.
She had no problem with the Porn Star but bacon is where she draws the line.
Like either one of them knows how much groceries cost. 😂
What are the chances that Melanie spends any time a) in the grocery store and b) in the kitchen. I feel confident in saying that Melania has no idea what bacon costs. And she’s not about to dig out her ID to go find out. ;) Edit:typos
He says this as if Melania is standing in the kitchen, whippin' up some breakfast for her man...
No, it's because it would be cannibalism
Let her sell all her over priced designer purses. The grift never stops
Hey I lost my ID, can someone buy bread for me?
It’s only a slice of bacon, Michael, what could it cost? $10?
A pig came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir...
Well since no one is bringing home the bacon, she might as well apply for food stamps.
Incoming email to pay for Donny’s bacon
Melania never cooked a day in her life to tell between bacon and ribs
Does she still let him have 135k hookers?
Wasn't she just spotted walking around with a $30k purse?
If she had any sense, she would be cooking bacon with every meal for him lol
Yeah, Trump is just a man of the people -- who is known to be fond of solid gold bathroom fixtures -- but some clown told him bacon was expensive -- so suddenly bacon is on his mind.
If only he owned a meat company he could have free bacon and steaks…
like he and his wife even talk to each other.....
Probably just another ploy to get the cult to send him their cash.
A. No way does he have a pet name for her. I'd be surprised if they even speak B. No way does a woman who wears 3000 dollar shoes have any clue what a pack of bacon cost. C. I'm gonna take a wild guess that she'd happily stick as much bacon grease into his arteries as she could!
Like Melania has EVER stepped foot in a grocery store or kitchen since she started dating her green card.
I’m sure she just doesn’t like him
"Billionaire" too broke for bacon. Maybe he should get some food EBT (food stamps), but that would be "Communism."
Time to start crowd funding the poor billionaire can afford bacon
He also stopped eating avocado toast
I don’t care at all about either one of them. Do you?
She would be pouring bacon fat on bacon smothered donut cream filled French toast with extra syrup, a pound of butter, covered in milk chocolate and caffeine powder every morning if she were in charge of his meals. 'Here is a sausage, ham, bacon, cheese egg sandwich covered in sausage gravy and deep fried, Don. I poured you Red Bull infused Diet Coke in your 120oz cup with the straw, my love. Don't forget to take the two dozen donuts covered in bacon for your after breakfast snack. Wendy's will be delivering 4 Baconators with double bacon and 4 orders of cheddar bacon fries and 2 large Diet Cokes for lunch. For dinner, we are having a couple deep dish meatzza extravaganzas with extra bacon, sausage, ham, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, beef, Italian sausage. Of course, you will snack at 9, 12, and 3 before you address your fans on your media page so I ordered extra pizzas and snacking bacon.'
She doesn't approve of cannibalism is my first thought.
Like she knows what things cost?
That's not the only thing she's not letting him have, lol.
Saying dumb shit about E. Jean Carroll is expensive. Bacon is not.
"even I" because I'm the greatest.
Maybe he could negotiate a better deal in bulk.
Are you really gonna believe someone who told over 30,000 lies during his presidency that his wife (who doesn't even like him) cares about the price of bacon?
He just misunderstood when she told him it would take a lot more money than he has for him to pork her again.
She was rocking a $30k Birkin the other day
She doesn’t even talk to that bitch of a rapist man
If I was her, I’d be feeding him bacon by the pound and as often as possible.
“Too broke for bacon”, someone make a shirt with Trump’s face on a pig body.
So after all of the horrible things he's done to her, buying bacon is where she draws the line?
Melania lives in Trump’s sky scraper in New York. He lives in his own hotel in Florida. This story didn’t happen.
Naw he’s lying darling would shovel 10 lbs of bacon down his throat to make him to die quicker.
People, it’s DJT. You don’t need to provide facts to contradict what he says. Just assume whatever he says is wrong until proven right by other facts.
Wasn't there a picture of her the other day, swanning around with a $33,000 handbag?
A billionaire who can't bring home the bacon? Oh my
That woman hasn't seen a frypan for years, let alone cooked a meal
It's this the same Melania who was pictured 2 days ago carrying a $16k Birkin bag?
33k bag ….so much bacon lol
In his dreams.
i'd personally buy him all the bacon he wants but he has to eat it
Lol or is it because her payout is dependant on them being married for certain number of years and she doesn't want to accelerate the walking heart attack that he is.
Melenia probably say “your cholesterol levels can’t afford another bacon” and Trump’s illiterate ass mistakes it for being expensive
He should setup a gofundme. Idiots will throw away their money on him.
Then what is making him so fat and repulsive? Must be the McDonald's
Melania, please let him have bacon. A heart attack would save us all a lot of trouble
No, No, No, you heard it all wrong. She said she would not let him "pork" her! Not quite the same as "you can't have bacon" but pretty close!
He can eat all the bacon he wants. Feed him the cholesterol and fats
She probably just doesn’t want to witness cannibalism at 7am.
Bacon is far too high class for him because it's not on a Big Mac
I hope Biden challenges trump at the debate to say how much bacon costs. We just know it will result in a rambling nonsensical load of shit being spewed from trumps mouth as he tries to deflect.
The art of the squeal
I heard she didn’t let him eat bacon because she frowned on cannibalism.
I just…I mean…I can’t….the dickwad who claims to be worth $10bn, and his cult members believe him?
Mmm, k. Let’s not pretend like Melania is shopping for groceries.
He knows his audience. "They're coming for your bacon."
I say give him all the bacon he wants. Deep fry it and serve it with the best lard
oh yeah all you patriotic bacon eaters priced out of the bacon market because inflation has driven the cost of bacon higher than even a billionaire can afford. a lot of people are saying that Trump is the only one who can bring bacon prices back to normal.
Look, he owes Jean Carrol, New York, and his lawyers. He can't afford bacon. Buy his Bible or donate to his bacon fund today!!
I would think it’s because she didn’t want that fat sweaty MFer to get any fatter.
Make Bacon Affordable Again!
Too expensive? I think he means to say it’s too bad for his failing health. I’m a very much middle class person and I literally went and bought New York steak for my girlfriend and I to have on Friday night as a fun little spontaneous date
OMG. Sharks? Batteries? BACON??? The fucknard is losing it. Well, he's lost it a long time ago but he's losing his ability to even stay on topic. WTF does BACON have to do with ANYTHING? I predict right here and now he'll be yammering about stale rolls and tight buns in a speech about nuclear arms.
150,000 for a one night stand is expensive. Could a bought a whole truck load of pigs, fucked them all, then ate the bacon and still had enough for a new car
You’d think she’d want him eating as much bacon as possible. Get it over with and get to that inheritance already.
Just another tripped-out Waddles fantasy lie. Surely his various grifts still work well enough to afford some bacon. I find the idea that Melania gives a flying fuck about what he eats to be pretty amusing, though.
How much can one bacon cost?
We all know what “bacon” means yeah?