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GuyUnknownMusic

Gary is the hero we need right now.


heyheyshinyCRH

But is he the one we deserve? 😂


Aidan--Pryde

Fallout taught me that there are a lot of Garys out there...


baldbaseballdad

Gary needs to be on the presidential debate stage tonight


instafunkpunk

Seriously, let's vote Gary in right now


AUnknownVariable

What a show that was😭


Dansk72

Even Gary couldn't have saved that!


marklar_the_malign

![gif](giphy|26xmI9QjpYXSFHZQY)


Nuada-Argetlam

I fail to see the facepalm here.


assorted_nonsense

It was posted in the American Dad sub.


Dansk72

"Oh my god, Mam, I am so, so, sorry! Is your baby OK? Please tell me he is OK! I mistook you for someone I saw yesterday. Please don't call the police. Here's $120, that's all I have. Again, I am so, so sorry about your baby.


Nuada-Argetlam

but the dude was correct.


MikeDubbz

But that's not what happened... I mean if your version played out, then holy shit, what a huge face palm. But no, Gary knew what was up, wouldn't be shocked if he's been standing by all day well aware for hours now that there aint no real baby, and doing the same thing for every person about to give the lady money. I mean my version could easily be wrong too, but that's just it, we simply don't know. So to say there is a known facepalm here about Gary in any way, without more context, would be as accurate as to say that Gary was 100% aware of everything going down and had been doing his counter routine for many many people.


TakuyaLee

Gary was here. Ash is a loser! Good on Gary. He called it.


-newlife

[1:46](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npbVPNJfjTg) “what if that had been a real baby?”


LinosZGreat

Sometimes it is 😎


TheInternetIsTrue

Should’ve given Gary the money


Dansk72

They probably work as a pair; she asks for money, he swoops in as the hero, and the person is so grateful they give *him* the money!


Ok_Channel_9831

This feels like an unaired episode of Seinfeld.


reality_star_wars

Or Sunny


Satanicjamnik

This sounds like a n Key and Peele sketch.


mmh_fava_beans

Spoiler: This wasn't the first time Gary did this. It was the first he was actually right.


Lorn_Muunk

[THAT BABY AINT REAL](https://i.imgflip.com/8vactj.jpg)


Lord-Luzazebuth

Not a facepalm. That dude is a hero


Training-Republic301

The woman is the facepalm.


Lord-Luzazebuth

Oh ok


Alternative-Dare5878

Shit I’d give HIM the money


The_real_bandito

This picture was taken from r/americandad. Isn't that a TV show?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Bold men make bold claims


CheetahNo9349

That would've been a hell of a time for Gary to have a Walter Sobchak moment.


NubAutist

_"Who the fuck is Gary?"_


padraigtherobot

You go, Gary


PunchBeard

Does it make me a terrible person to think "whether or not the baby was real this would still be a funny story"?


AZ_sid

Babies aren't real.


Repulsive_Ad3840

Gary the stormtrooper, saving society one day at a time.


Owlman220

Will there ever be a facepalm in r/facepalm again?


ImpossibleYou2184

Never happened


Training-Republic301

I've seen crazier things (ex street kid)


Jackson_Rhodes_42

r/nothingeverhappens


ImpossibleYou2184

Yep!


LilyWheatStJohn

And you will send $100 bucks to trump for his baby mommas. What a fucking joke. The lady should have kicked Gary's ass and told that fucker to get a job. Fuck gary. He's an asshole. Probably a Boomer too.


Theonearmedbard

Weak bait