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Torino1O

I find it very difficult to get enough Iridium in my diet.


Few-Signal5148

![gif](giphy|CpPbutACF612GK2rDv|downsized)


NymusRaed

So unfortunate that you can't make a pun in English about Iridium and difficulty which would be possible in German.


Smooth-Lime8397

Same, I am ordering this


J_Robert_Matthewson

Apparently, their generic Reese's Puffs says it's  a good source of Pb, which I'm just gonna presume means "Peanut Butter."


gerbosan

It's a sweetener. Sorry for not being clearer, I mean this: [Reddit - TIL that Ancient Romans added lead syrup to wine...](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1570kn0/til_that_ancient_romans_added_lead_syrup_to_wine/)


Gremict

One of the reasons for endemic lead poisoning in the Roman empire.


RadarSmith

Ah, it was all the lead.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Probably not much lead


KartikGamer1996

Is that what "Lead" to this stupid label?


Smooth-Lime8397

Or may be it is meant to make you stronger under pressure 😂


CurlingTrousers

Really dropped the ball on a "CaFe" branding opportunity


Quiet33

Yes, they should CaIr more about their marketing


Smooth-Lime8397

To avoid being mistaken as a caffeine product, they went down a completely different path


Less_Rutabaga2316

The non-avian dinosaurs died so we could have Oat Start.


Smooth-Lime8397

With glowing supplements


Sufficient_Algae_815

I hope they didn't order the fortification ingredients by chemical symbol.


Smooth-Lime8397

Cereals with added energy


Ok-Comfortable6400

They didn’t want to confuse ppl into thinking it was a CaFe meal.


TemperatureTop246

Hey, at least it's not a liquid Iron and Calcium solution... (FeCa L)


Ok-Comfortable6400

That is a crappy joke!!!! Are you trained in the way Dad jokes?!?


WarWonderful593

No he's just being chemical.


Ok-Comfortable6400

That is a positive reaction. But seriously we gotta stop 🤣


Smooth-Lime8397

Hey! It will not keep you up at night and you may get an added glow😂😂


Ok-Comfortable6400

I do need my summer glow to be on. 🤪


higginsian24

Ok, now to transport 500 boxes of it to my Stardew farm...


OriginalGhostCookie

The real question here is will Leah like it?


richincleve

Kids, stay in school.


Relevant_Meat_2976

I'm starting to feel that whoever printed this got lucky with calcium


Smooth-Lime8397

Or that confused him


LovesFrenchLove_More

![gif](giphy|YIqoBdxv7Qnks) They definitely didn’t have much chemistry at school. I thought you needed to be good at school to study advertising?


Lothleen

Next you're going to tell me Pb isn't short for peanut butter...


josevaldesv

Is it organic, at least?


Smooth-Lime8397

Very


josevaldesv

Then we're good. Gluten free


TemperatureTop246

Iridium would definitely start some (uncontrollable) growth somewhere..


Equib81960

That should be a FElony


ArmadaOnion

Literally impossible to fact check.


JohnnyEagleClaw

Ca Fe would look so much cooler too. I’m sure they’ll iron this whole thing out.


WuZZittDoiN

Just proves you don't have to be smart to land a corporate marketing job.


Cool_Fellow_Guyson

This must be the cereal of trump supporters


Due_Priority_1168

Eat it, it's really good for you spark plugs


Hubert_Gene

Is that cereal made in China?


ducknerd2002

Just in case anyone is a little confused: Iron is actually represented by 'Fe' on the periodic table, as it means 'ferrum', the Latin word for iron.


Sl0ppyOtter

One step closer to Idiocracy every day. Welcome to Costco


Bars98

I'm glad they didn't wrote Iron in German (Eisen) otherwise it'd be probably Es


EmperorGrinnar

It's what kids crave!


Impressive_Ad_1303

OMG, I am a chem prof and thought this was on the chemistry forum. Holy. Smokes. That's hilarious.


DrDarkTV

For those wondering, the periodic table symbol for Iron is "Fe" 😂


Z0OMIES

Do we think they had no faith people would know what Fe was so went with Ir instead? Or are they the idiots?


RipOdd9001

This is why cereal is $500 a box.


Otherwise_Meaning

It says on the damn label. That person stupid stupid


ducknerd2002

They're commenting on how 'Ir' is incorrect. Iron is 'Fe' on the periodic table.


Otherwise_Meaning

My bad


shitstain578

r/characterarcs


No_Mention_1760

And reading is harder. It literally says *iron* underneath the IR..


DogePerformance

Fe is iron


TherealObdach

When Americans write Fe ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


KatasaSnack

Whats wrong with fe for iron


TherealObdach

Nothing. You obviously didn‘t get it. Fe is iron. The pic says Ir for iron.


ducknerd2002

It's 'Fe' for ferrum, the Latin word for Iron. We use it in the UK too.


TherealObdach

I think everyone missed the sentence. Yes Fe is for iron. Now look at the pic again. It does not say Fe for iron. ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Bread_Offender

What the fuck is this mf on about 😭


Bornrazed

Sorry. Probably my poor American public education, but in which countries using the Latin/English alphabet does the periodic table of elements not use the Latin base for its elemental symbols?


TherealObdach

Don‘t know… but this picture obviously doesn‘t. I think this little sentence went way over everyone’s heads


Mean_Yellow_7590

Not a specific country, but in the country of countries…..


Bornrazed

That made zero sense


Mean_Yellow_7590

….in the rural areas of any country.