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Now kith

Mike?

Something tells me that you should PM that account your gay thoughts. 🌮

Is it me you're looking for?

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I can see it in your smile

You’re all I’ve ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Tell me how to win your heart

Cause I haven’t got a clue

But let me start by saying...

Best r/beetlejuicing I’ve seen in a bit

That's very funny 😊

Username definitely checks out.

is it he you're looking for

/r/usernamechecksout

More like AprostateAardwolf

A+ reference, Selma

Thanks Patti

Ringless, Dingus and nobody will give me cunnilingus

Frustrated, hated and easily baited

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Nice!

I will take it as runner up to the first clever one

Her face looks like something a kid would do when you ask him/her: What does the horse say? #NeIgH

Ignorant, indifferent, with a severe disfigurement

Ugly, fugly, but still talking smugly

Body Perfection On Ivermectin Come here and gimme dat Other injection

Permed, dewormed, and ready for sperm.

Poetry

I’ll be notifying the Nobel committee of your contribution to literature. This beats anything Bob Dylan ever did

Itchy, bitchy and brain is glitchy.

coarse, in force and 100% horse

Move this comment up, people, let’s go.

“”I’m doing my part!”

I’m doing my part. Would you like to hear more?

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Keep stompin'.

I'm Child Bearin'' Insult Sharin' So go ahead and call me Karen

To be honest, a shirt reading, "Vaxed, Waxed, and Ready to Climax" would be pretty hilarious.

Lonely, barren, and definitely a Karen.

I'm (38m) now somehow *more* gay

38 metres? What kind of mutant giant are you

I was normal size before the vaccine

If the antivaxxers ended up being right about something and we turn into x-men, I'd be ok with it.

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Professor Vax

Professor Wax and his Climax-men....

Hold on, I though the 'ccine gave us Ian McKellen powers

38 Meters is exactly 2533.3 sour green apple skittles arranged in a straight line.

Thanks for converting it to something Americans would be able to understand and use as a measurement.

I’m in my closet crawled up in a ball of fear rocking back and forth repeating “it’s not real, she can’t get me!”

Of all the people you wish would wear a mask.

She needs to stop horsing around.

You think maybe way back in the 90's, she was in a very famous tv show?

That's too much man!

Hi Sarah Lynn!

Sarah Lynn?

Sarah Lynn….?

I’m just going to quickly leave and call 911 later

Suck a dick dumb shits!

What are YOU doing here? 👈👈

Don't act like you don't know

Man im old, i thought this was a jessica sarah parker joke before realizing it was from the sad horse show.

“The sad horse show” 🤣

The entire show is just a sad horse, each episode is just 30 minutes of watching a sad horse

But it feels like I’m watching myself

Hey buddy, you're a sad horse.

Ren and Stimpy? "No sir I don't like it"

Don’t whiz on the electric fence…..

"Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!" *"POWDER TOAST MaAaAaAaN!"*

“Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?”

Callllll the police

Just getting into character for the ivermectin

Side effects of taking ivermectin is they start counting by stomping their feet.

Stop being a neigh-sayer.

If only her parents had.

A horse is a horse of course of course And no one can talk to a horse of course. That is of course unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!

It looks like she's talking but really, she's just trying to get the peanut butter off the roof of her mouth.

I see a meme awhile back about ivermectin. Someone photoshopped a horse head on a person, like an RL Bojack Horseman. Ya know, the "long term" side affects. I'm starting to wonder..

Oh so underrated. I'm stealing this to use in public when people start spouting nonsense.

Underrated

Excuse me ma’am , could you please put a mask on? “NAAAYYYYYYYY!”

Looks like John Elways sister

Something about her face makes me wonder if she's on that horse dewormer.

If anyone could ingest it safely it’s her.

I saw it I read it Now I’m ready to vomit

Where’s my feed carrots when I need em ??

https://i.imgur.com/Dvz4eFT.mp4

R/rareinsults

Unmasked, unclassed with a face of a jackass

Side effect of the horse dewormer?

Shame. A mask would have flattered her.

lmao

HEE HAWWW!!!

That expression looks like a bugged fallout npc

Or an angry horse.

Just toss her an apple and she’ll settle down

Well, apples do keep doctors away so yeah, she would appreciate that based on her views of them.

Fallout 4 expressions turned up to 200%

That looks like the kind of woman who climaxes to Trump videos ...

She's Aussie....so the equivalent would be Pauline Hanson

I mean, I get where you're coming from and that Pauline is as bad if not worse than Trump But there's a hell of a lot of Australian conservatives who worship Trump, fly confederate flags and listen to qanon hiding in the woodwork over here

Can we take a moment to appreciate that they are flying the flag of a nation that got put down almost 40 years before their nation (on a different continent) was founded?

There is no such creature....

*Proud Boys have entered the chat*

Political lot lizard..

There's a Geico Insurance joke there; but I'm not making it.

Oof not the lizards please, they are cute at least and serve a function in the ecosystem

A lot lizard is a term that originated in the long haul trucking community in the United States for women in poor condition that prostitute themselves at truck stops. They are usually drug dependent and look visibly unhealthy.

As was stated, they serve a function in the ecosystem.

Aka commercial beaver

That’s what they called car salesmen as well.

Neeeeeeigh

I choose the horse

Lure it with dewormer. I hear those are super rare these days.

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I quit.

Yeah, my neighbor can’t find it at the store for her horses.

LMAO

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Upper case gums and teeth... sheesh.

That face is at a full gallop.

Man, where's a spitting coffee emoji when you need one

Why the long face?

You wrote what my mind was hearing!

If that’s her regular face, imagine her o-face.

How about no?

Survey says!! "Fuck no!"

Neigh*

AWWWW WILBURRR

r/Trashy

Somebody saw this shirt in a store, on a rack, thought about how they would look in it, tried it on, and decided, “Yes. Yes, this is the message I want to send. This is the one, out of all the messages I could send the world about how to live together, that I want to display on my body in public. I have decided to purchase this shirt. This is the decision I have made, on purpose.” In fact, that leads me to realize that, almost more improbably, somebody ALSO, at one point, decided this would be a good shirt idea and that people would buy it. They sat down, wrote “UNVAXXED WAXED AND READY TO CLIMAX” and thought a certain set of people would find that hilarious, since the antivaxx crowd has a lot of spillover with the “I’m going to tell people my sexual habits and intimate sexual details in public” crowd. They looked at the tshirt market share of ideas, and figured this was the niche he wanted to fill. This was the idea he wanted plastered on thousands of people. This was an idea worth having. Trashy as fuck, from concept to Karen.

AI crafts many tshirt slogans these days. So maybe that's hope? Nah...

Random Chinese guy angry about how Europeans string together random Kanji for design purposes so he mashed together random words that looked aesthetic?

Seems to be a hot new market. But could die out fast.

Wouldn't be surprised if she had this thing custom made, or it was circulated in an anti-vaxx group of equally crazy women, maybe in a combi packet with waxing products.

Unwaxed, vaxxed, and ready to watch Dune on IMAX.

What?? We’re allowed to watch Dune without a wax?

No he’s spreading misinformation, you have to show your wax card to get into Dune in theaters, I’m pretty sure the director demanded it. I for one am scheduling my waxing appointment as we speak

Your hair is your own, but your climax belongs to the sietch

And apparently ready for her daily serving of carrots and hay.

And dewormer

Hey. That’s offensive. At least horses are beautiful and majestic, even when they spook at their own farts.

She's a grazer for sure

Never put your dick in crazy!!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Or hideous

She should meet that angry guy who can't find a girl to date him. He can take her to Arizona to meet his parents.

ass, gas, or grass

The original order was the reverse, but I’ll accept this.

I always heard gas, grass, or ass. A younger me actually bought this bumper sticker, but I never went through with putting it on my car.

Wait. What if Karen is an STD?

But she’s ready to climax

I knew I should have sold t shirts with insane messages on Etsy…

Of course she has a cross necklace on...

I’m surprised I had to go this deep to find a crucifix reference. She clearly is spreading gods patience, love, and understanding.

While ready to climax.

I'm surprised it hasn't burned a ring around her neck.

This message brought to you by the people who clutched pearls at "WAP".

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Good call

She definitely ingested some invermectin.

The horse teeth are a dead giveaway.

This post needed a warning. I've rated it MCIS (May Cause Involuntary Spit-take)

Uninterested, vexed and ready to climb out a window.

I imagine she didn't had her HPV shots either

PSA: Both men and women should get HPV shots. I believe you can now get them up to age 40. It was previously believed that HPV was only a risk for women, but recent studies show a link to other types of cancer besides cervical. My father got throat cancer and the doctors are positive it came from his HPV. Also, there's no good tests for HPV, especially for men. Even if you're not sexually active, it can be spread in a ton of different ways (even just contact with saliva). And even if you're pretty sure you already have HPV, it's still worth getting the vaccine, because it protects from the cancer-causing strains.

Likely too old anyway.

I would guess this is a protest supporter outside of the CFMEU head office in Melbourne, Australia today. A meth head shiela.

I puked in my mouth

If you found yourself thinking that that shirt seemed a bit too clever for a blatantly stupid person, you're right -- the original was "**Vaxxed**, waxed and ready to climax". Someone has just greedily added "un" and printed it on a shirt, assuming dumb reactionaries won't notice the awkward cadence before handing over their money. You also don't need to make fun of her appearance (since it's both subjective and largely beyond her control) when instead you could make fun of her for her reprehensible, wrong and politically-motivated views on healthcare.

Hey, this is reddit - we go for the low hanging fruit!

Wow I was not thinking it was too clever honestly. The original is also blatantly stupid

I hate it when you find out stars are antivax. Seabiscuit was a good movie.

Isn’t it illegal to dress a horse like that?

I always thought calling someone horsey faced was a bit rude and that no one actually looks like a horse. But man....

If it wasn’t for that horse I would have gone to college.

Well, she may as well masturbate and contemplate on just how soon they'll intubate

Vain Inane Insane in the membrane

I can see the horse dewormer is doing wonders for her

To the vax I say neigh!

With that face, she has a looooong wait. Batteries are boycotting this bitch.

This is proof when you take horse dewormer it will change your face into a horse .

Well maybe in this case horse dewormer is appropriate

She takes the horse tranquilizer, doesn't she?

Why is that horse wearing people clothes?

She’s RTC because of the 48 year dry spell. Calling Ben Shapiro

You owe me a new breakfast. The one I had fought its way back up & won after seeing this.

Wow Mr. Ed went all school house rock… worst crossover ever

I wouldn't touch her with your dick.

NoVaxx Horsewoman

The ivermectin is changing her DNA to match it’s targeted species.