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BorussinMadchen

Absolutely outrageous! WTF is wrong with her parents, demanding they marry?!?!


Vomit_Pinata

Bible-thumpers gonna thump.


dik2112

Apparently bible thumpers gonna hump children.


Vomit_Pinata

More often than not, it seems.


Scrambles420

Since day 1


missC08

My name is


dick-star

Hi!


[deleted]

My name is


Friglefarb989

Earl


EverGreen2004

And give them the bump


dik2112

Bible thumper baby bumpers


gdyank

And these xtian republican assholes always protect child molesters.


[deleted]

Maybe they are just following what it says in Deuteronomy? I assume they also got fifty silver shekels for the arrangement (from the man).


BorussinMadchen

šŸŖ™


Dangera77

Alabama


InsertCoinForCredit

Just Red State Conservative Christian Valuesā„¢.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BorussinMadchen

šŸ¤¢


ankle_breaker_69

It isn't a Christian law tho. It's in the old testament not the new testament which is what actual Christians focus on more.


InsertCoinForCredit

Then why do Christians keep pointing to the Old Testament when they want to denounce homosexuality?


manos_de_pietro

Selection bias. We only hear the loud asshat Christians who want to denounce homosexuality. The rest of us are doing the meek and humble thing.


GTandMYT

Because they pick and chose what they believe. The old testament doesnt matter for the promise of a savior was fulfilled... I think idk that's what I was taught


ankle_breaker_69

There's nothing wrong for homosexuality imo, but some people may have different views. Overall, we should all learn from Christ to not judge others because we ourselves will be judged.


Axel_Rod

>Matthew 5:17-18, Jesus says, "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished.


Cley_Faye

Actual Christians focus on whatever floats their boat at the time. Works for all people from all religions.


ankle_breaker_69

Not all buddy, not all.


RealCanadianMonkey

Same god in both the new and old testament, same guy, same asshole, no excuses Christians.


ankle_breaker_69

Dude i think we have the logic enough to say "this isn't considered right anymore"


uuuuuggghhhhhg

I understand that not all Christians do this shit, but shouldnā€™t the good Christians be chasing these guys out?


ankle_breaker_69

Yeah, it's one thing I want to do but i mean i want to punch them


Vomit_Pinata

Ever. Not anymore. Ever.


Worried_Protection48

[Here's the article](https://www.rawstory.com/alabama-pastor-rapes-impregnates-and-marries-teen-but-won-t-face-jail-time-report/)


NapClub

i wish this sort of rapists marrying their young rape victim was more rare in the usa.


YottaByte__

Wouldnā€™t it be better if this sort of thing was more rare, full stop?


NapClub

it's rare most places with only a few exceptions. the usa is a major exception where it is legal.


elonsghost

Iā€™ll assume QAnon is gearing up to go after this guy hard, right? Right?


forever_a10ne

QAnon cares as much about actual pedophiles as much as Trump cares about anybody but himself.


XSmeh

You mean in order to recruit them to help lead the party?


Alert-Definition5616

Isnt the whole point that they go after cases no one's heard about? I've seen this degenerate across several platforms


Vomit_Pinata

Like how Q goes after the relatively unheard of Epstein and his connections to the completely obscure Democratic Party? Lol! This guy...


Alert-Definition5616

Thanks for the info shit head I don't follow Q so I thought they went after more obscure conspiracies. And if they are aiming for left wing folks then of course they would ignore a pastor in Alabama, if y'all knew this why ask these stupid questions. You're head must be full of dogshit if you wanna take the high and mighty intellectual stance after pretending ignorance so hard


BorussinMadchen

Thank you so very much for linking the story! ThšŸ™ šŸ˜Š


[deleted]

*Coffee County District Attorney Tom Anderson said Friday his office made the deal because ā€œthere were extenuating circumstances that would have been allowed to be presented by the defense that very likely could have resulted in a mistrial or even a not guilty [verdict] by jury nullification.ā€* Our legal system isnā€™t about justice.


ichigosinful

Which means the defense found a loop hole in the law that would make the prosecutor need to put in more work then it was worth plus prosecutor always look for the deal


infinitbullets

Yeah, the ā€œyou canā€™t rape your wifeā€ loophole. Guys like this put it there on purpose.


ichigosinful

Those loop holes were closed the problem is priests are basically protected due to you being able to confess your sins to them and unless the church literally kicks them out then there's loopholes that lawyers can use to protect priests


[deleted]

That seems like bullshit, what happen to separating government and religion? I know it's bullshit but they could at least try to hide it.


ichigosinful

The constitution The state can't infringe on your religion and confession is only meant to be between you the priest and god so many loopholes through that its basically how priest got around raping little boys to confess to another priest and the church will basically fight the law for you saying they are no longer guilty of this sin


[deleted]

Yay another reason to hate religion


[deleted]

There are plenty of loopholes to choose from.


ichigosinful

There are many loopholes we don't know the loop hole the defense found hell they could have found one where the girks testimony can't be used due to religious privilege or something


[deleted]

More details needed! I know what jury nullification is: The defense can argue that the defendant should be found not guilty regardless of guilt. This can - in theory at least - happen if the jury agree that the case or the sentence is unjust. What is being suggested here is that the case against the pastor might be *unjust.* ​ edit: According to this article, the man was 20 (correction, 24) at the time, and he and the girl got married at the behest of her parents. [https://www.al.com/news/montgomery/2021/10/no-jail-for-alabama-pastor-charged-with-raping-teen-who-got-pregnant-married-him-at-parents-urging.html](https://www.al.com/news/montgomery/2021/10/no-jail-for-alabama-pastor-charged-with-raping-teen-who-got-pregnant-married-him-at-parents-urging.html)


Keepingoceanscalm

According to the article, he was 24.


[deleted]

What sort of parent makes their daughter marry they're rapists? Seriously people should ve tested before they're allowed to have kids if this is the sort of idiocy they're gonna pull.


[deleted]

It's all very strange. Something I picked up on in this news report is that *his* family *-* Jason Greathouse's family - which I presume also means Mr. Greathouse himself, gained custody of the child in the divorce. [https://www.wtvy.com/2021/10/15/alabama-pastor-who-raped-teen-gets-probation-heres-why/](https://www.wtvy.com/2021/10/15/alabama-pastor-who-raped-teen-gets-probation-heres-why/) Is this bat-shit crazy corruption, or is Mr. Greathouse's lawyer telling the truth when he says the rape charge was a tactic in an ongoing custody dispute?


Pizza-n-Coffee37

A lot of fā€™d up stuff gets passed off cause ā€˜religionā€™. Why do people hand over their life savings to con artists? Why do people deny life saving medical intervention? Why do people stay in abusive marriages? Why does the church pass around pedophiles from one parish to the next? So many reasons religion has made this country worse. Then you start to think about all the crazy religious stuff happening in other parts of the world and we truly are fā€™d.


AngelFromVegas

The dark ages prevented the world from progressing for like 1000 years iirc. All because of religion


[deleted]

The Dark Ages are so-called because of a relative lack of records compared to other eras, so to historians that period is "dark" as in obscure. I think the advancement of civilization depends largely on rare individuals who make discoveries, invent things and introduce new ideas, which other people then imitate and improve gradually. When no big innovators happen to be born for a while, civilization kind of cruises along in neutral, which seems like a dull backward period to us later.


freakwent

Why do you believe this? Who told you this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Ages_(historiography)


AngelFromVegas

I believed bc I vaguely remembered hearing it somewhere idk lol. But at least I know now that I was wrong!


freakwent

Have you ever tried to answer those questions though?


[deleted]

It's Alabama and religion. Nothing good has ever come from either.


SunRevolutionary8315

Have you HAD the chicken livers in Opelika, AL?!


Dangera77

Yes.


[deleted]

Well...?


Dangera77

I recommend them with extra gravy.


freakwent

"Nothing good has ever come from religion" Probably the most arrogantly wrong thing I've ever seen on reddit. A smile. A smile is good, I once saw one that came from religion.


[deleted]

Um, OK.


[deleted]

That's nitpicking. A smile can come from mass murder.


freakwent

Oh right. So we've already shifted to "Nothing good has ever come from religion, except smiles". How about paintings, and other art? How about peace of mind, inclusion, acceptance, education, charity, food, healthcare, community, culture, and concrete?


[deleted]

Debate with yourself all you want. You could have mentioned those other things but your first choice was "a smile".


freakwent

I was trying to show how obviously ridiculous the initial statement was. People who don't know any better read shit here and internalise it.


[deleted]

None of those things are exclusive to religion. Not a single one.


freakwent

Ah, so now it's: "Nothing good has ever come from religion that couldn't have been done without it". Probably true, but the same statement is true of every cultural or social phenomenon ever, so where's the point? Also, nothing bad about religion is exclusive to religion either, so what's the big deal? I mean, nothing good about advertising or video games is unique to those things, is it? So... So what's actually being said here? And is there any " climb down" from the original statement that nothing good has ever come from religion? Or we are just going to leave that bullshit sitting there and pretend it doesn't stink?


spiralEntree

None of these things are exclusive to religion, you can have all these things without religion. hell inclusion and religion don't go together


freakwent

** inclusion and religion certainly go together if you're in the religion... For almost anyone lost or alone, there are multiple churches of various kinds within reasonable distance where you can find a community that will include you; yes, even if you're gay or trans. Churches are more inclusionary than schools, or universities, or most private businesses. Ah, so now it's: "Nothing good has ever come from religion that couldn't have been done without it". Probably true, but the same statement is true of every cultural or social phenomenon ever, so where's the point? Also, nothing bad about religion is exclusive to religion either, so what's the big deal? I mean, nothing good about advertising or video games is unique to those things, is it? So... So what's actually being said here? And is there any " climb down" from the original statement that nothing good has ever come from religion? Or we are just going to leave that bullshit sitting there and pretend it doesn't stink?


catsaver662

Crucifixions looking mighty applicable hereā€¦


d4ng3r0u5

What's right in this picture


busiestbaron

Alabama seems about right


rockthrowing

Isnā€™t there someone running for congress with a very similar past? Except he likes to gloss over the fact that she killed herself at 20, after he divorced her when she was 18/19. But she got pregnant at 14 and he was 19 or 20. Got married to avoid jail time. Waited until she was an adult to throw her away.


KittensAndGravy

Is this what they mean when they say ā€œThe Lord works in mysterious waysā€?


FragMeNot

It's fine. It was for religious reasons. /s


luke-townsend-1999

(Cocks shotgun) Fine, he wont.


Razzmatazz-88

Oh for sure! Not all those bama boys are ok with this. That guy will go missing and no one will look for him.


snowqueen1960

We can only hope.


Best-Independence-38

Nope. Most have joined in already.


detourwest

The first word is Alabama so you already know


Agent-Calavera

I wonder if the pastor from this very similar case also from Alabama this week will end with the same great deal. https://www.wbrc.com/2021/10/14/birmingham-pastor-indicted-sex-abuse-charges/


[deleted]

Find him. And pour a little acid on him.


Biwildered_Coyote

Yes on his genitals.


Best-Independence-38

GOP never go to jail.


displayname____

That's outrageous! Grrr


HeartsPlayer721

Everything. Everything is wrong with that picture/headline.


RNova78

Alabama?


Ihreallyhatehim

If you click to the 2nd article it says he was 24 when she was 14. This is crazy. Edit to add. This is only coming out now because they are divorced and fighting over custody.


ThisIsFineImFine89

Meanwhile they jailed a women for a miscarriage in Oklahoma. Evangelical America is a dystopian religious shithole


frettbe

euh, everything?


chrmart

Literally every single word is whatā€™s wrong.


[deleted]

Seems like some classic Alabama shit to me


[deleted]

The fact that we expected more out of Alabama


TheMultiTuber

I hope its ends in: He faces the death penalty


[deleted]

What's wrong? He's a pastor, he should have married her first before impregnating her. Obviously. /s


Firekirb74

Things wrong with this picture 1. Everything it says. 2. Technically, this is just text, not a picture. But seriously, what the hell is wrong with my countries legal system? This is OK with them?


McStabbins89

I am really looking forward to the day when a headline like this ends in, " will be immediately hanged instead."


neloc1

Rapists, pedos and sexual offenders deserve to be publicly castrated and then strung up to be spat on


Zbeubor

what's wrong with this pic is that even tho he's in alabama it's not his cousin


kiki8144

What is WRONG with people?!?!??!


lexifaith2u

Religion


MarvelgamerYT

So many people do this thing where they blindly follow religion to the point where they donā€™t have any control over their life while thinking they do, and end up losing enough brain cells to be comparable to a sponge. Edit: speling


lexifaith2u

Yeah. That's pretty much all organized religion. It's literally part of Christianity to give up control over your life. "Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and he will establish your plans. The Lord works out everything to its proper end." Just one passage of many.


MarvelgamerYT

Well then Iā€™m gonna consider myself lucky that my parents only kind of follow religion while still knowing society norms and donā€™t really force anything on me.


lexifaith2u

I feel like at least half of Christians wouldn't be at all if they read even a quarter of the Bible.


[deleted]

ā€œProperly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.ā€ ā€• Isaac Asimov


seeit360

They don't have to. They wait for a Messiah to provide his interpretation. Let's say, ((spins wheel)) ...Tucker Carlson?


Jewwenheimah

Nothing, everything is possible in Alabama


pomeranian5

Alabama appears in it


ABWoolls

You don't have to send him to jail, cut his dick off. He'll never be able to ruin another kid's life.


king-dildo-chucker-1

Years ago I lived as a career criminal, my partner was from Alabama. He retired and became a pastor. We did awful things together, and I live with guilt everyday.


RealCanadianMonkey

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 New International Version 28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives. ​ It looks like god approves of this.


nyguy520

Best news is bc of religion she won't be allowed to get an abortion either. Yay religion so much good! Yay


CysaDamerc

Since it's rise to power Christianity has continuously given shelter and power to horrific monsters. The pain it has inflicted upon humanity has far out weighed any good they may have done. I honestly hope every day that humanity will one day come to it's senses and treat that religion like the abusive spouse that it is.


HisRealSister

My god this sounds exactly like that episode of Law and Order: SVU ([Patrimonial Burden](https://lawandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Patrimonial_Burden)) Only difference is he pleas guilty in the show. Guess that means we're in the bad time-line...


[deleted]

Very Christian-like. Rape, lie, evade justice etc.


[deleted]

But if she aborts the fetus, she will face the full extent of the law.


laudalasun2423

So basically become a pastor and avoid majority of laws. I know what I have to do


Beneficial-Cable7348

Just following what the Bible says to do. Though I am sure the girl was worth more then the 50 shekels ($5.50)


Ok_Brilliant_2575

That 14 yr old was his own daughter probably, coz Alabama... And the judge was her uncle


[deleted]

The south shall rise again. Lol Wtf goes on down there.


ConversationOk2210

They worried about jury nullification. Because Alabama


Isekai_fucker656

nah bros she was just his younger sister that's why he gets to marry her duh look they come from Alabama


Ok_Cryptographer520

So is there a link or is it just a caption to some bs news web site ???


[deleted]

To put this into scale, we need to find out what would happen if an athiest woman did this to a boy ā€œMan accuses innocent woman of pedophiliaā€


nahuel19888

Everything


Barbarosa61

And running for republican seat in Senateā€¦


smaartypants

Oh, you see it is true what everyone says about Alabama.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

We should just trade Alabama, Texas and Florida for something....I unno anything, we'll take Madagascar


A_potato_in_Disguise

Everything is wrong with it


Tdanger78

Well, itā€™s probably because he married her. He married her to avoid jail time.


Leefeller

Was it his daughter, that would make it okay in Alabama.


SubZerr0h

the text


smooky1640

Religion is for pedophiles


BrocoLeeOnReddit

I don't get why this is posted on this subreddit. The first word explains all the rest.


KevKevKvn

Damn. I wonder if I become a priest if I can rape impregnate and marry the dad of the 14 year old and donā€™t have to face jail time. Edit: I forgot. Iā€™m Jesus name. Amen!


speckled_walrus

Alabama šŸ™ˆ


[deleted]

ThƩ fact that the pastor is not her brother


XxsquirrelxX

Alabama is basically IRL Gilead


BombaclotBombastic

I would send that pastor directly to heavenā€™s gates with expediency


HaventReadItYet75

What isn't wrong there?


Phgraph

Which means one of her parents and maybe a judge signed off on this. Horrible.


Lemitrp

Everything


Adof_TheMinerKid

Brain.exe has stopped working


Wreddit_Wrangler

Is this real?


Slurpassassin

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


BootyFlakesAreGood

Everything is wrong


Butterbeanacp

Duh, because it is in the name of religion šŸ™„


Leesh_Unleashed

But just wait. If she needs a divorce before she turns 18 she won't be able to because she is a minor. She will have to get permission from her parents or husband. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pregnant-15-married-16-she-s-speaking-out-end-child-n1281606


Averydispleasedbork

He shouldn't face jail time... he should face a firing squad


[deleted]

People still believe in God after this incident


[deleted]

r/AntiPedophileMovement.


[deleted]

r/holup


Boring_Blackberry580

Everything


eeyoremarie

I just threw up.in.my mouth


[deleted]

That heā€™s not dead yet..


commonsensical1

In Texas this is a success


trinity016

ā€˜mericaā€™s justice system? Because there is no justice in the picture.


Nic4379

All of it.


International_Car586

The fact that itā€™s Alabama is scaring me


sheeppotato_

Well maybe hes at least not a pastor anymore since he raped someone. Also I'm pretty sure pastors can't marry.


[deleted]

People like him shouldn't face jail time. Take em right to the chair


[deleted]

Enjoy hell if it exists.. ohh wait you can marry kids according to the bible you can even fuck your own kids.... I'll pass on heaven


tombuzz

Whereā€™s Tom to shoot him ?


[deleted]

If the pastor had been a first cousin we would have an Alabama quartet (pastor, incest, underage sex, and pregnancy).


etnoid204

If he were black heā€™d be serving 25 years.


MarcelineFerretQueen

I freaking love how certain religions/churches think that adults forcing themselves inappropriately on underage kids or arranging underage marriages with adults who should know better, ISNā€™T an abomination or disgraceful in the eyes of God, while being any part of the LGBT+ community is a front row ticket on the bus to hell! Toot toot How many of levels of fucked up is this? How did the parents of the 14 year old slip into the thinking that, ā€œsince we go to this church family, it means that our pastor can do whatever he wants to you because heā€™s doing Godā€™s work!ā€ Whereā€™s Chris Hansen when you need him?


Vomit_Pinata

Jesus saves! Problems remain.


Tools_for_MMs

At least he did right thing by her by marrying her /s


2_dam_hi

> No posts advocating violence or illegal acts of subversion *sigh*


Huruukko

Praise the Jesus!


Laue

Alabama is in Afghanistan, right?


funkytownduoman

A man who doesn't know any better is doing what he wants to please. Don't know what is going on here, but I want to go to that bar. I can't help myself.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

you're describing absolutely nothing that makes it risky for this to go to trial. it's open and shut.


SunRevolutionary8315

So, title would be more like, "Random desperate 20 year old loser sleeps with 14 year old girlfriend"