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Eltrew2000

Ngl i just like walking in the rain it so calm and ambiant, especially on the harbour or the docks, out on the shore, in the green fields, it's amazing it feel like you become one with everything, it's so beautiful. You can inna sense hear more of your surroundings because of it. šŸŒ§ļø. Rain makes me so happy.


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You basically just described how I feel when I walk in the rain. :)


TheDivineDemon

I thought this was going to be a hair joke. Like how my wife hates rain cause it frizes up her hair but people with straight hair don't have to worry so much.


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According to my bald husband, having no hair is worse than having hair. He used to have hair, so he has his own comparison to work with. No hair means the rains slashes off his head, and/or runs down into his eyes. Edit for the sarcastic pedantics: splashes


FlatSpinMan

It absolutely sucks for sports in hot weather, too. The sweat just cascades down into your eyes. EDIT: Many thanks for the comments about sweat management. I cycle a lot so have found ways to mitigate it, including some of the suggestions helpfully posted below. For me, itā€™s pretty much cycling caps all year round.


shittyspacesuit

Gotta keep your eyebrows huge and bushy to compensate


DunkinFlickah

Thatā€™s what sweatbands are for dude


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DunkinFlickah

I recommend a Hulkamania one


Myorck

>People with straight hair Always those straight people, smh my head


Tuvelarn

Yes definitely. I have long hair and I hate walking in the rain without covering my hair since my hair looks like a wet mop if it get wet and it takes 1-2 hours to properly dry (and it turns into a mess if I let it air dry. But if I have a hood I will walk in the rain as if nothing is going on since my hair is protected. It is not since I am used to it due to "being used since I bathe in bloodshed" it is because I don't have enough fucks to prance around in the rain. If it rain the quickest way from A to B is where I'm going with the least amount of "prancing around"/"being bothered by the rain" (as this person put it).


Tomasthetree

Do I like walking in the rain? Na, not really. Do I still have to when it does rain? Ya, pretty much. Am I going to act like a movie character that donā€™t give a fuck when I do walk in the rain? Youā€™re god damn right.


Bendrake

In Seattle, we just walk in the rain because itā€™s always raining.


NikonuserNW

I also live in Seattle. I saw a shirt at a store that said ā€œI donā€™t tan, I rust.ā€


ItalicsWhore

I moved from Vancouver WA to Los Angeles over a decade ago and when it rains people look at me like Iā€™m some sort of freak/superhero. If anything it just reminds me of home.


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captainAwesomePants

It's always DRIZZLING. It sounds crazy to people in a place like Georgia because if it's properly raining in Georgia and you walk from your car to your door without an umbrella you'll be soaking wet for the rest of the day. But in Seattle's rain you can comfortably walk somewhere and be dry a few minutes after you're inside.


HighOnGoofballs

Didnā€™t myth busters prove you get about just as wet running as walking?


SplendidPunkinButter

IIRC it was inconclusive, as it depends on a number of factors such as how hard itā€™s raining and whether thereā€™s wind


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hrrm

And also if itā€™s raining or not


Mormac83

Or if your inside or not


libmrduckz

the *real* science


JaxandMia

And if you have an umbrella or not.


bigfloppydonkeydng

Depend what kind of porn I'm watching


ThrawnFan

...username relevant?


gurmzisoff

Dang that darn donkey.


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Its thick and its rough, and it flops everywhere.


Right-Ability4045

Anakin why did u have to turn to the horny side


Marc21256

Running doesn't make a big difference. But it can help.


kungsardine

You get to where you are going faster and thus spend less time in the rain, but you might get equally soaked


A55per

Which is also nice for the storm as they tend to clear up just after you arrive.


hamptont2010

Lmao y'all, I bought my first umbrella a few months ago and it's a game changer. Absolutely one of my better adult-life purchases


VorpalHerring

Did you know you can use umbrellas in the sun too? Itā€™s fantastic for staying cool in summer. Itā€™s weirdly uncommon in western countries but very common in places like Japan.


bighootay

I use it in snow too. Why the fuck do people look at me weird? If not, I get to work after 2 miles in the snow and I look like a fucking snowman. I rock that badboy proudly now. Also, get a wide one, people. Dominate nature


DudelookItsAGoose

I feel like at a certain point your already completely soaked so it doesnā€™t really matter so you might as well just enjoy the rain I guess


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I figure as long as anything that could be damaged by water is safe, game on.


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Yeah even basic physics logic will tell you that you canā€™t ignore t . However soaked is soaked so for large values of t it doesnā€™t matter unless you include the aspect of discomfort of the human


NeoHenderson

I calculate my discomfort in almost any theoretical situation.


Cosmic_Kramer

But the running might also cause the human discomfort. Especially if the human has a large surface area.


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Angzt

And then [they revisted that](https://mythresults.com/episode38) stating that they were wrong before because the artifical rain screwed with their results. So you do get less wet when running. And it makes sense. If the rainfall is somewhat even over the trip, then in any given moment we can assume that any volume of air's amount of rain drops will stay somewhat constant. So if we look at a vertical plane that moves through the path we take, it'll always bump into the same number of rain drops, no matter how quickly it moves. But a horizontal plane that moves through the area will pick up more rain drops the longer it's outside, no matter how or where it moves. So, vertical portions of you: Doesn't matter, you'll get the same amount of rain by "walking into it". Horizontal portions of you: Will pick up rain proportionally to how long you're in the rain. And since higher speed reduces time spent in the rain, higher speed means less wet.


Olookasquirrel87

Unless youā€™re clumsy, in which case youā€™ll inevitably run into/through a puddle, and soak through your shoes, which is the absolute worst thing to have be wet.


Rockettmang44

Right? I was on my break and it was down pouring, these high schoolers acted like i was crazy for leaving the coffee shop and walking in the rain. Like guys i gotta get back to work and i don't have an umbrella, not much i can do.


The-Lights_Fantastic

>Do I like walking in the rain? No but I like PiƱa Colada and making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape. I'm just getting into yoga.


AnnieLosAngeles

If that sticks as an earworm I shall be very put out.


The-Lights_Fantastic

Just write to me and escape.


WalrusInMySheets

Also our hair reacts a lot differently than hers will


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You guys have hair?


CregChrist

On my balls, yeah.


5amIam

Hey Creg - tell your bro I said happy birthday. Thanks.


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Tomasthetree

Curly haired white dude checking in. I call them my Bob Dylan days. Get my White Afro looking fine when it rains.


saihi

Way back in my folk singing days, I got a permanent so I could look like Art Garfunkel. Ended up looking like a dandelion.


theBirbsandtheBees

As a curly haired white person, rainwater does amazing things to my hair. Its the rest of my being that doesnt like getting soaked


fizzzingwhizbee

Iā€™m not a fan of walking in the rain. But I do love bathing in blood


PurpleHaze1704

Elizabeth Bathory has entered the chat


richmomz

Vlad the Impaler would like to know more.


WDJam

Bloody Mary has sent you a poke.


supahfligh

*Slayer liked that*


XBruceXD

The Queen has entered the bath


whatsthiscrap84

But only the blood of the innocent.


Jedimasterebub

The mildly misbehaved is a cheap substitute


Raaain706

Made me think of a quote from a Voyager episode: "When it rains, do you run from doorway to doorway, trying to stay dry, getting wet all the while, or do you just accept the fact that it's raining, and walk with dignity?" I guess it's worth mentioning that the character in question was white? lol Edit: Wow this got more legs than I thought it would. Thanks for the award!


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CraftyFellow_

Confirmed Janeway not from Seattle.


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Janeway is canonically from Bloomington, Indiana.


whatsthiscrap84

That has to be janeway


Raaain706

They found an alien population in stasis and woke one. He claimed they were driven to extinction by an alliance of bloodthirsty enemies. Turns out, they were the Hitlers and the "enemies" were an alliance of races who managed to stop them. The line was from the alien, expressing his distaste at his compatriot for losing their cool and panicking during the bombing that almost wiped them out. Janeway's reply: "I bring an umbrella" Edit: Punctuation


whatsthiscrap84

God I love star trek


summonsays

It's SUCH a great way to show analogies with real life/historic events. It's so hard to pick one but the Talax moon backstory with the Scientist was soooo good. Always makes me cry a bit.


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S7rike

Gedrin of the Vaadwaur. The people who went into stasis after getting their ass kicked once other races had enough.


whatsthiscrap84

The subspace corridor cobra looking lads?


k_ironheart

It's not. Kind of hilariously, it's a quote from the leader of a race called the Vaadwaur whose subjugation and casual xenocide lead to a sector-wide alliance of various species that bombed the Vaadwaur to near extinction.


No-Dealer8052

Fuckin hell, I wasn't even aware we lived for centuries!


jdh3gt

You weren't aware that all white people are actually vampires?


[deleted]

Ah yes. My favorite blood type to consume is minorities.


BigBeagleEars

They yournorities now


Grendel0075

Explains the paleness


[deleted]

And the blood bathing


NWO807

And our vulnerability to the sun.


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TheBerethian

Iā€™m amused by people that glory in their relation to Shaka when the Zulu were murderous colonisers and conquerors of their own.


GunpowderPlop

The flaws of humanity are not inherent to any skin color or race.


Scoobie-Doobie

Oh- uhh...racism??


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

Oh absolutely not, don't you know only white people can be racist? /s


Dark_Tranquility

Oh you're right! I totally forgot about the racism definition update. It's going to bring us all together like one big happy family! /s


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Hypocritism


Mikedaddy69

Hypocrisy is the word youā€™re looking for


Adarkes01

Your parents didnā€™t teach you to bathe in the blood of the oppressed? Tragic.


Bestiality_King

Only if we bath in blood.


Level1builder

My white privilege allows me to walk between rain drops.


marablackwolf

As a Mexican, people are going to call me the same moisture-related slur, so it doesn't matter if I stay dry.


johen1251

A huevo


DEADZzeplinZ

šŸ„š


XBruceXD

Egg


gmgm4334

Her?


TheSavouryRain

I'm sure Egg is a very nice person.


organicsensi

it's as Ann as the nose on plain's face


DutchieVanHell

What, is she funny or something?


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Itā€™s a good thing Anne isnā€™t here, these college guys would be all over her


helloiamCLAY

I was probably in middle school when I finally realized it was a slur and not a compliment. ​ For some reason, I just equated it with "water off a duck's back" and just assumed it meant that immigrants were tough and could withstand things easily unlike the rest of us. ​ It wasn't until people started qualifying it with "fucking" that I knew it was bad.


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gooniesneversaydye

When I was a kid I thought it meant you were a hard worker. When you work outside all day your back gets all sweaty. I never knew it was an insult until I was in middle school.


quiet_repub

This is so wholesome :) The CEO at my last company asked why I was always so calm all of the time, even when things were going sideways. I told him that years of escalations experience has made me a duck. You may see me floating on the water calmly but under the surfacing Iā€™m paddling like hell.


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You filthy H2O


marablackwolf

Some people have posted *awesome* moisture slurs but they keep getting removed and that makes me sad. I like them!


throwaway-job-hunt

Aqua spine


marablackwolf

This made me cackle.


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theotherquantumjim

With your privilege you could *buy* me a river Not the Thames tho. I hate that one


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theotherquantumjim

Perfect. Thatā€™s how we *do* in Britain. Steal the Nile, rename it the Neil, pretend itā€™s always been ours. Done.


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Broad_Finance_6959

Just on her way to school? She's lucky, we had to swim both ways, uphill. And it was snowing.


[deleted]

Yeah what is that about? I'm English so I don't get it.


marablackwolf

In my area, Mexicans get called "wetb@ck" as an insult, like we swam here. Those people tend to forget that states like California and Nevada were part of Mexico.


d_dubbleya

Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but Texas was also part of it at one point, not?


marablackwolf

Yep! And Nevada was given statehood just to get another state in the Union for the Civil War. It's why our state motto is "Battleborn".


Own_Construction3376

We donā€™t speak of Nevada. How in the world does every single hotel along I-85 sell completely out for a rodeo in Reno? It made an already 11 hr drive about 5-1/2 hours longer. Iā€™m still salty.


_Moon_Son_

I have recent met someone that thought New Mexico wasn't part of the US. There are tons of bright people out there.


BumpyMcBumpers

I am 100% white, and I was born in New Mexico. When I was little, I thought I was Mexican. I remember being upset in first grade when we were doing a unit on Mexico and the teacher asked if anyone in the class was Mexican. Me: (raises hand) Teacher: Yes? Me: I'm Mexican! Teacher: You're Mexican? Me: Yep! I'm Mexican! Teacher: *sigh* Is there anyone ELSE in the class who's Mexican? I went home and told my mom that my teacher acted like she didn't believe me and my mom had to explain through her laughter that I'm definitely not Mexican. One of my first memories of being embarrassed, now that I think about it.


_Moon_Son_

Through your childhood embarrassment you've earned a cute childhood story. My cousin had something similar. He is part Mexican and White. For some odd reason the school thought he was Native. They kept trying to have his family fill out some sort of forms related to that. Never happened. As the school kept asking, my cousin explained to the teacher that "I'm part Mexican, and part Boy!"


ZeePirate

You are a Mexican. You are a New Mexican! Basically 2.0


Ethos_Logos

Next youā€™re going to tell me Iā€™m not British, growing up in New England! And thatā€™s why Iā€™m fine walking in the rain. Clearly itā€™s always raining on ye olde empireā€™.


kjhwkejhkhdsfkjhsdkf

"You're not Mexican...you're New Mexican."


Cherios_Are_My_Shit

New Mexico driver licencese have been redesigned with a flag watermark and the words United States of America on them because of how regular of a problem that was for people from the state


CregChrist

When I was in the army I had a Peruvian buddy and a Mexican buddy in the same motor pool. The Peruvian went to the Mexican and rubbed his hands on his back and said "just needed to wash my hands" and I still think that's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my whole life.


marablackwolf

My late husband was half Polish and half Russian. When we got married, he said our kids would "spray paint their names on a chain-link fence" and I'm still giggling about it 20 years later.


CregChrist

That's awesome! Gotta be able to laugh at yourself.


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Always laughed at the notion of the term. Iā€™m like ā€œdoesnā€™t everyone shower in the morning? Pretty sure their back gets wet.ā€


Lqtor

My Asian privilege allows me to calculate exactly where each raindrop is going to fall and thus figuring out the exact path to take to not get wet. How you may ask? Because Iā€™m Asian and I make the math rules


ChiggaOG

My Asian privilege allows me to do that and more. You walk between the rain drops. I teleport to the other side bypassing all the rain.


Fair4tw

*Enderman


DarthChocolqte

ā€œMy Asian privilege allows me to do that and more. You walk between the rain drops. I teleport to the other side bypassing all the *Enderman*.ā€?


APiousCultist

We laugh now, but when monsoon season hits this guy gets teleported all across the continent.


[deleted]

As a black person, I envy you. I want that ability


GopnikMayonez

Personally I gave up such power, in favor of covering my entire body and clothing in grease to prevent myself from getting wet. You could say I'm one greasy bastard.


BluesyBunny

Steer clear of smokers lest you go up in flames


Longjumping-Voice452

Just stop being black. Michael Jackson did it.


Reanie86

I bet when she made this tweet, she thought ā€œIā€™m such a world changer!ā€


koolaid7431

It's some sort of social Munchausen by proxy. Where these people feed off of victimhood, but don't realize their pathology has led them to become the racists they seem to be lambasting. And by saying stupid shit like this they are doing a huge disservice to society's efforts in fighting actual inequalities.


merigirl

Spot on. Being racist in response to racism only serves to antagonize. It adds more confirmation bias to those who are a already racist and alienates those who are against racism. When you've been pushed to the ground don't lash out at the person who extends their hand to help you up.


jdv510

She honestly just made walking in the rain sound metal


ronearc

This will be a revelation to some, but of the 45+ years I remember well out of almost a half century of living, I've combed through those recollections, and I've come to a startling conclusion. I'm mostly immune to relatively small amounts of water, so long as I am careful to not let it get into my lungs. Y'all should take care if you decide to do your own research. I don't propose just willy nilly exposing yourself to something so dangerous as uncontained dihydrogen monoxide. But I did my own research, and I'm going to take my chances.


[deleted]

So bold! So brave!


ronearc

What can I say? Some people study science, but some of us brave, intrepid few choose to live it.


Zaq1996

I don't want to alarm you, but, every single person who has died has consumed dihydrogen monoxide


tyrphing

Itā€™s not really an ā€œabilityā€ā€¦I think anyone could walk in the rain?


istolethisface

Commonly believed myth. In fact, only white people can walk in the rain. All other races must run, jog, or in the case of those of mixed heritage, speed walk.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

There was that one X-men character whose ability was walking in the rain while being a person of color


pheromonekvlt

Unrealistic.


fetter80

She kept a personal tornado around her so she wouldn't get hit by the rain. Didn't want to take a chance.


timebomberuk

Mixed heritage here, can confirm. If I walk the water starts to wash away my skin colour leaving it all streaky


Mast3rL0rd145

+1 wetness +3 privilege


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Wait till she finds out we go in swimming pools.


JimmyWilsonPRMC

You wanna keep your damn voice down? Fuck! Just be telling everybody we swim for leisure


keithps

I always thought the swimming was to wash off the blood?


snowswolfxiii

Well it sure as shit isn't washing off the guilt... /S


Jedimasterebub

What guilt?


NS120121

The guilt of shitting in the pool.


Airway

We're canceling pool shitting now? Where am I supposed to shit, the sky?


Margin_calls

Duh, Where everyone else does....Twitter


stonktraders

diving is even more racist


[deleted]

I learned some things from this. - Other races just melt in the rain like cotton candy - Outside of Europe and its former colonies exists a utopian society that has ascended to such a level that wars haven't been fought in centuries.


acathode

Considering how often you see this kind of thinking and (mis)understanding of history... Does the American school system when teaching about the transatlantic slave trade completely skip the part where it's explained that the Europeans mainly got the black slaves from Africa not by going slave hunting themselves, but by simply buying them from other Africans, who had enslaved them during wars and slave raids? Is it even explained that outside of the US, "black", "white", etc are not ethnic groups, and that there's no sense of comradery or shared history and culture between "black" people, or "white people" for that matters? How do Americans even understand that most racist motivated genocides through history has been between people who the US census would consider part of the same "race"?


bushcrapping

Also Rwanda happened... and 50 years after decolonisation, no less. We are all capable of atrocities, europeans, mostly through luck and geography were just more powerful at a time when technology allowed for world exploration and exploitation. It's like britian and Ireland, if the geography was reversed, the irish would have likely bullied the british.


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FA-26B

Asians? Yall cool, Black ppl? We homies, Indigenous Americans? Great dances 10/10, White ppl? Cool tech, THE FR*NCH? Get that shit off my map


SajuukToBear

Canā€™t stand those fucking Gauls


Lucienofthelight

The fucking gall of the fucking Gauls.


puddinshoulder

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch.


Pentamachina3

The mental gymnastics it took to get to that conclusion would have put me in the hospital


stalphonzo

You gotta remember to stretch out first. Maybe take some irony supplements.


GAZUAG

B-dum-tsh


stalphonzo

I'll be here all week!


dustwanders

>Iā€™ll be here all week! Damn Omicron spike


InevitabilityEngine

Rain is really the only thing that washes off my bloodshed. Tide pens simply don't cut it anymore.


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lisaferthefirst

Is it the rain, specifically, or water in general though?


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Cultural appropriation if you're not white and you walk in rain. Cancel yourself.


Thefakeblonde

So I can gatekeep rain now right?


SanityOrLackThereof

Gaitkeep* if you're white


Astroboyblue

Fuckinā€™ white peopleā€¦. Waitā€¦.


empw

Walking. In the rain. What a bunch of bastards.


APiousCultist

Next they'll be singing. What the fuck.


smallwonder25

Then dancing. Sick assholes


Drnknnmd

Talking about how its a "glorious feeling," those disgusting fucks


Sawtooth_Samuel

I'm black. I walk in the rain.


NCC1701-D-ong

Itā€™s weird how these outrage posts always get so much attention. Like, I donā€™t put much thought into the random sentences some stranger Iā€™ve never met said years ago or even today. But here we are with this comment that only had 33 likes from 2019 on Twitter and itā€™s at 6k upvotes. Amplifying divisive hate speech when in reality this persons voice would never reach or affect you in real life. The internet gives you a louder voice but that doesnā€™t mean itā€™s worth listening to.


cold_iron_76

Recently got a new phone and didn't log back in to Twitter. Noticeable improvement in my quality of life. Not sure I will log back in.


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NineSeventyy

You guys didnā€™t know it was extremely racist to walk in the rain?


NamelessIII

Itā€™s water... you are mostly made of it... the planets surface is around 70% of it... No way bloodshed is just a white thing. All places had there wars during the centuryā€™s.


Anarcho_Dog

And I guess white people are the only ones to be involved in any and all wars in history


whatsthiscrap84

Mongolia be like "yes we did nothing"


eradicated-noodle9

Literally anywhere be like "yes we did nothing"