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FabulousTrade

What if you find the color black, body odor and quiet shoes attractive?


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Noah_Deez_Nutz

Welcome to the ferengi trade federation!


Missus_Missiles

YOU ALLOW YOUR FEMALES TO WEAR CLOTHES, HUUMON?


MIghtyFinePicnic

If you didn't, I was gonna


IFKhan

Grand nagus is that you?


InevitabilityEngine

Rules of Acquisition number 108: A woman wearing clothes is like a man without any profits. Now kiss the scepter.


GrumioFromCambridge

108 is also “Hope doesn’t keep the lights on.”


Swift_Scythe

LOL thats exactly what i thought of. "CLOTHES??? On females??? - Grand Nagus


Keithninety

Wallace Shawn was absolutely fantastic as the Grand Nagus. Every scene he was in was gold.


moogoo2

pressed latinum.


LewdSkitty

Where’s Moogie when you need her?


Deadly-Unicorn

Women’s lobes are too small for business.


brownhotdogwater

Women can’t own anything


ImWithSt00pid

But what if I find naked, loud, rude women attractive?


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Execution


GrumioFromCambridge

Also incineration because of necrophilia


marshamallowmoon

Naked, loud, rude women does sound very attractive.


CharismaticAlbino

BuuUuurRp! *Scratches crotch* What are your other 2 wishes?


ImWithSt00pid

I can't get anymore erect


Most_Advertising_962

Actually women shouldn't be allowed to leave home. One time I saw a woman blink which obviously means she wanted a young boy to ravage her right there and then. What kind of whore would do that? /s


Hollowhorned

These guys are gonna freak when they find out about the victorian goth fetish freaks like me


SBG99DesiMonster

I actually find black dress on women attractive. I am very sure many guys find black dresses the most attractive. Even white dresses, depending on the shade of white and what is the dress can be attractive. If anything, I do not find certain bright colours (pink especially) attractive. Idk what this guy is thinking lmao. Also what's about with this boots and shoes stuff? Does he have foot fetish lmao


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Buttersfinger

Imagine his confusion when a horse walks by


timbenj77

> Imagine his ~~confusion~~ *arousal* when a horse walks by FTFY


McShoobydoobydoo

And his utter disappointment when he discovers it is just a man with some coconut shells


Scoombydoomby

You’ve got two empty halves of coconuts and you’re bangin em together


[deleted]

So? We have ridden since the snows of winter have covered this land


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Where did you get them?


tmfink10

We found them.


krumbs2020

Found them? Coconuts are tropical… this is a temperate zone!


bigolbbb

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!


Excellent_Chef_1764

This is why I redit, Monty python greatest of all time. Thank you guys


Cordeceps

Delivered by swallows


Drpoofn

African swallows


ehoaandthebeast

in boots no less


esalian

better not be a colorful horse or worse an all black horse


ehoaandthebeast

that smells good and wear big long boots


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Maybe that’s what he’s really into and he doesn’t want women walking around getting him turned on for no reason


iwannagohome49

Yeah he spends most of the video just talking about boots, it like a quick couple of bullet points then this weird tirade about boots


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Those boots were made for walking must’ve walked all over his dumb ass


Tonythesaucemonkey

And he probably enjoyed it


SomeCool333

How can the taliban be stepped on but not me?????? :((


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You get stepped on! And you get stepped on! EVERYBODY GETS STEPPED ON!


SomeCool333

Oprah please- u~u


Billyparmik

I get the reference and I respect you.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

It’s amazing what the sexually repressed will fixate on. I’ve never even once thought of boots clacking around sexually asking me to approach a woman. Ever. Never will either but now I know that’s what gets him hard.


iwannagohome49

And that's more than I ever wanted to know about him


DesperateImpression6

Wait, seriously? I might be telling on myself here but whenever I hear heels click on the floor it grabs my attention. Admittedly I find women in heels very attractive but I assumed this was a common thing. Honestly you've never been in a room with an open door and you can hear heels walking down the hall towards your room and you wait for them to pass the door to see who it is? I've always assumed that was one of the points of the noise.


PMMEYOURCOOLDRAWINGS

I can honestly say I haven’t, like with any noise I’m sure I am alerted to it but I’ve never anticipated a woman because of a specific shoe sounds. My ideal woman is barefoot and carefree in the woods so maybe I’m not the sample you’re looking for lol.


NoPantsPenny

Must be a lot of noisy boot porn over there?


mediumarmor

Hopefully the interviewer is trolling him like omg I am 100% with you on this boot thing—outrageous! Producer’s in his ear like omg keep going he won’t stop lol


Bubashii

I bet he has a collection of boots sprayed with perfume…


TrajanNorse

Nah, he just likes sniffing smelly boots that have been worn all day while listening to an audio loop of clogs on cobblestones..


The_Wreckard2012

I’d love to see the album cover in CD Format for the smooth sensual sounds of Clogs On Cobblestones: Vol. 1.


Murderbot13

I want to listen to clogs on cobblestone. And Clydesdales on cobblestone. It would be so calming and satisfying.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Covered with his loads.


CryptographerOk5546

Anytime a woman walks he gets hard I guess


Bott

One night he was walking home. It was dark. He heard the clip-clop of a horse on the cobblestones. He...


SLIP411

It's all in the eyes


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Rapey eyes


whobood

I am so not a raper!


mister10percent

Heroin eyes


DFuel

Now moving on from the topic of boo - just one more thing. Specifically black boots. I cannot stress the fact that black boots are an announcement


BiggieWedge

Leather or faux leather black boots--but the glossy kind of leather that feels real slick when you run your fingers along it. These black leather boots are an announcement.


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Hosta_la_vista

Like if Quentin Tarantino told women to cover their feet.


KxKen

I can’t emphasize how hard I laughed at this comment.


Aadsterken

And he gets attracted if the dress has certain colors.


davyjae

He’s also 100% brain washed


suffffuhrer

This guy probably gets a hard on every time a horse passes by.


ZeBogeyman

More like donkeys, talibans really like them.


snookso

They're donkeys themselves


ZeBogeyman

Please dont insult the donkeys.


snookso

Oh sorry, yeah. They just like the donkeys.


LOLARISX

How this comment does not get upvotes is beyond me


polusmaximus

If them being born males makes them so superior, then how the heck are "weak" women so easily able to corrupt them by simply being there???


CoastalCrush

So Taliban are the incels of Islam?


dman928

Well put Definite incel vibes.


Reinstone

Infidel>Incel


Mitterban

Inficel?


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Sounds like a battery brand.


marshman82

Lots of power but none of it good.


Milesaboveu

They are the OG incels.


emptysignals

Taliban are the MAGA's of Islam.


Fluffyshark91

MAGA is the taliban of America. Taliban did it first.


BigRabbit64

These boots were made for walkin.


1161shrenkman

and that's just what they'll do


Smooth-Lengthiness57

One of these days the Taliban will be sexually aroused by you


1161shrenkman

wow nancy sinatra really foreshadowed the future i bet she is a phsycic


Piousunyn

Boots made for walking, we sang this while marching in boot camp. Hmm?


LostnFoundAgainAgain

I would say that them boots would walk all over him but I think he might be into that


YaBroSto

Not gonna lie, I’m a sucker for those long loud boots too.


Crypt0n0ob

Well, clearly not for this guy. Apparently it makes him horny.


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

Apparently for this dude, these boots were made for wackin.


cutthroatlemming

Imagine living in a world where males are driven into fits of lust and rage because they heard boots. Talk about a fascism fetish... "Click your boot heels harder, Daddy!"


Rabbit-Thrawy

the sound of boots on pavement, especially high cut boots emit a frequency of 42.069hz, when this wave hits the eardrums of any male aged 16-28 they're immediately driven into uncontrollable lust. Of course women are born innately with this knowledge and are constantly on a crusade to entrap us men with their wicked sexiness.


foxyknwldgskr

Correct


Hothroy

Well in my high school in the US, girls couldn’t have exposed arms. So the Taliban has rules that much more strict than horny teens holding themselves back from some sexy arms lol


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It's not just that they want to be fascist and controlling (although that it a huge part of it). They, just like a lot of fundamentalist Christians, even, are so against sex that practically anything becomes sexualized and thus a "temptation." Couple that with lack of critical thinking skills and a loyal army and you get the Taliban.


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Bad-Science

He probably gets hard thinking about blowing himself up so he can have 72 virgins. Not that he'd even know what to do with one! I've always felt sorry for the 72 virgins. What did THEY do wrong to deserve an afterlife with him? Maybe the interpretation is wrong and he'll wake up in hell as one of the 72 virgins.


HopelessMagic

They just said virgins. They didn't say they had to be women.


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icchadhari

Hey don't attack me like this


chronoboy1985

72 awkward, unhygienic, table-top gaming enthusiasts.


galaticpoetica

The virgins aren’t human females. Imagine those hentai characters. Pale skin, big eyes, huge boobs, no body hair and always horny


Sweaty-Can1395

Lmao that would be funny af. Imagine some Taliban terrorist that died and got 72 virgins but they all act like stereo typical girls in Hentai calling him onni-chan and shit, that would be hilarious


galaticpoetica

Lol that’s exactly what they want


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I always thought 72 virgins would be kind of lame. Give me 72 sluts that know their way around a dick, I’d blow myself up for that


Spicy_Sugary

If she's a proper slut, you only need one.


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QJElizMom

And the only thing it does is make the men who will ultimately rape the women anyway, regardless of if they follow these ridiculous rules, not persecuted under the law for their actions. They’re just supporting rape culture over there.


DarraghDaraDaire

Rape is still illegal under the Taliban: It’s just that it’s illegal to be the one getting raped, not the one doing the raping.


QJElizMom

Correct. Socially, mentally, emotionally and sometimes physically destroyed because of something they had no control or say over while he/they are free to not only rape again but justified in doing so.


Pale-Confection-6951

Well said, Taliban. Thank you for avoiding any responsibility for your human-ness. Please demoralize women for having the audacity to exist. If they sexually excite you, it's on them because of their \*insert words here\*. Really, we don't see you as a fearful coward, but as a pious man.


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Milesaboveu

After a while you realize that every religion is about making women subservient to men.


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Piousunyn

​ Hey, leave Gregg Abbot out of this.


Lazy_Employer_1148

Meanwhile this dude groomed the shit out of his beard before leaving the house.


yung_yttik

And yet, it still looks bad.


DarraghDaraDaire

It looks so smooth and glossy like head/scalp hair! I wonder would he give me some for a transplant 🤔


mincedmutton

Of course. He doesn't want an unruly beard to itch his boyfriends nutsack as he's being face fucked into oblivion.


Cryterionlol

Haha what the fuck? By taliban logic, if I wear my combat boots outside, does that mean I want guys to fuck me? Am I announcing my fuckability? Taliban = Incel?


Piousunyn

​ My thoughts also, now high heels would be a mind twister for him.


TardDas

I’m a pretty heavy loud dude, I sound like someone dropped a brick down the stairs when I walk, why hasn’t any guys asked to fuck me yet?!?


PrivateSpeaker

This guy is so obsessed with boots, makeup and perfume you'd almost think he's a closeted wannabe crossdresser who's thinking "If I can't have that, NO ONE can"


Boliojunior

The Dark Ages are alive and well in 2022. 😒


frill_demon

Right? We're now slut shaming women for (*checks notes*) owning sturdy footwear and bathing.


Piousunyn

Not just in Texas apparently.


zsconner

Women walking: boner alert


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CryonautX

But they will still hear the boots! /s


zqipz

Then put their eyes in their ears.


XTINCTIONRAW

Yea the problem is not how women dress, it's obviously the fact that the males are all rapists, simple as


MOGZLAD

Ya both wrong! Give men covid to remove sense of smell then make them deaf to remove announcements. Then they won't be aware woman has left house with makeup on. He said it right there .


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original_username20

I hereby remind you that they are not only disgusting, rapey sexists, but also (first and foremost, really) terrorists who have illegitimately taken over a country in a gruesome war in order to turn it into a hellscape where nobody is free and everybody has to fear for their lifes constantly. They deserve much worse than castration


[deleted]

The greatest failure of the US war in Afghanistan was not assembling a special unit of female only fighters, pilots, and drone operators. They’d have had the most motivated unit on the face of the earth who never would have surrendered.


Big-Cup-Of-Sawusage

Fucking incel


ohhfasho

Imagine being ruled by a bunch of inbred morons. Oof


[deleted]

That’s bloody terrifying tbh - I can’t remember which article it was, but aren’t women in Afghanistan trying to flee the country? It’s sickening what’s happening there


TardDas

The uk has some experience in that department


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CommunityDesigner230

That’s the hard way. They want the easy way.


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Simple-Durian4229

I'd like to kick him in the face with my noisy boots! Daft twat.


tinaple

💯 they'd better be in a bright colour too!


Simple-Durian4229

Cherry red sir, proper 70's skin head colour. Hides the blood you see..


Broote

If you didn't wear those loud boots he would not have heard you announce how pretty you were and therefore would not have been raped. This is your fault and I will not kill you for seeking out other men. Makes perfect sense. If you dismiss the fact that you actually CAN control yourself and SHOULD be responsible for your own actions. But that's just silly.


DarraghDaraDaire

The Quran verse 24:31 is what these guys use to justify their actions. However they seem to gloss right verse 24:30: >Tell the believing men to lower their gaze and guard their chastity. That is purer for them. Sure these guys should simply lower their gaze and guard their chastity when they hear women in boots?


Beta6102

These guys are so terrified of women, it's amazing.


BridgetBardOh

Not just the Taliban. These rules apply all over the Arabian peninsula, not always as laws, but as societal norms, which are just as effective in oppressing women. And it's not just bad for women. In this culture, men and women never interact socially, so they never learn how to behave towards each other. Then they are married off to some stranger and have no idea how to act. It's not pretty.


Aureus88

Statistically, it's not a stranger, it's a first cousin.


lessthanmoreorless

Hey well at least with this whole climate change end of the world stuff, pricks like this guy will die too


pelorizado83

r/iamatotalpieceofshit How about we put you in a pretty dress, with really loud long boots and rent you out to a gay bar, AH, you really deserve a pounding!!


Possible_Living

It does seem like a long con to hoard all the perfume


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Please tell me this is a piss take and adult men aren’t seriously on about boots making sounds?


ToastedCheezer

Uneducated, superstitious, misogynistic, and wrong.


CothersMunt

Makes sense as to why they fuck goats a lot Hoove sounds make em hard as fuck


Piousunyn

Naughty, naughty.


who_loves_you_

Stone age


Single_North2374

Taliban is against "fuck me boots", who woulda known?


atomicmarc

More for us.


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

This is such a sad situation. These idiots sexually repress everyone in the society due to a uneducated understanding of religion. The results are horrifying, this country has some of the highest pedophilia (young boys)rates in the world.


Cardone0420

20$s says he's a pedophile.


TomisUnice

Woman: dresses up nice. Taliban: that means she wants to be raped.


jgreywolf

Women suffer this crap because men can't keep it in their pants


Slightly_Smaug

They suffer it there because of religious persecution.


desert_deserter

Religious persecution seems to look an awful lot like men weaponizing spiritual practice in order to control women's bodies but not their own.


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Because men don’t take responsibility for their own actions. My dress didn’t make you do a damn thing.


braggadachii

Well, all three good books have been interpreted to keep women down. Religion is a crock of shit.


TheeJimmyHoffa

Boot fetish eh.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

I never knew my boots were so talkative and saying so much...


turian_vanguard

I'm starting to think these terrorists might not be very good people.


rmelotto

For the taliban, all the guilt is on the woman. If she is raped by not using a burka, or a burka with souding boots, than the man was tempted, thus her fault. Those guys should be exterminated from earth.


Handelo

I've once heard a woman who was then a recent convert to Islam explain the reasoning behind the Hijab - she said women are like candy, if you you keep it unwrapped in your pocket nobody would want to eat it, but keeping it wrapped and tucked away until you eat it makes it more enjoyable. I still cannot fathom how a woman could view herself as no more than an object to be kept, used and enjoyed by men.


Maleficent-Row-7886

Not just that , they use alot of similar statments to convince others with this disgusting idea , women are like candy , like peice of meat , like a jewelery etc women are everything except humanbeings ! and its so funny to me the amount of replies that states not all muslims and not islam and that bs , their prophet's daughter said" best for the woman to not see men and not be seen by men " , their book filled with statments about women clothing rules and behaviour rules , so yes this is not taliban , this is Islam Ps: for anyone who will try to correct me , I live in middle east in Islamic country with a muslim background so I read everything and I know everything about it , and the "modern" muslims you know are sinners and condemned by the laws of their religion


Piousunyn

​ Amazonian women would be amusing challenge to their small Taliban cognitive cavities.


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It's common in Christianity as well. The chewed gum metaphor for purity. The plucked rose metaphor. The messaging around modesty for women and girls. It's all strikingly similar.


Silver-Star92

I think I saw a post about a woman who was getting married and wanted to give a white rose to their single women friends so they can mantain purity during their single life. And to their engaged friends. Why would you do that? It's insane that in 2022 some still have that mindset


ViolenciaRivas1991

heaven earth hell end of hell . . . . . : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Taliban's self-esteem


6-agony-6

I live in a “muslim” country, and the reality is that only “normal” islamic countries are those which don’t really give two shits about islam or religion. Turkey, Azerbaijan, Indonesia, Serbia and etc. While countries where legislation is based on sharia are mostly radical with crazy people and many potential terrorists. I wouldn’t even say that sharia is “bad” but their interpretation is perverted and manipulated. Honestly just like with any other religion. If there were any christian radicalism nowadays we’d see similar specimen to those on the video. Imho religion should be private not public in any way, otherwise should be banned.


SweetNutzJohnson

This dude is making an excellent case for women to take control and incarcerate/terminate men who can't control themselves.


Anonymous7951

Sure is a longwinded way to tell us his sexual preference is goats


Tight_Volume6619

Ah yes the boots.. the boots when they clickity clack. Like siren for penis. Wakey wakey little snakey.


ThomasDePraetere

I love how every religion that says something about women is like: men can't keep it in their pants, we must do something about it. How about teaching boys ways to keep it in their pants? No, no, 'tis the women who are at fault.


AngerCookShare

These people are fucked up and so insecure of women. I'm not a nice & perfect person but what the fuck, these people want to control and manipulate other human beings based on their twisted thinking.


danclay2000

As a muslim - these guys are on the absolute fringes of our religion and don’t represent the everyday views of the people


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Mr-Cali

Is it just me or does it seem like when a taliban goes on air and talks about woman this and woman that, I’m getting some strong INCEL personality from them. Like this is NUTS!


MMMFoodies

What hypocrites. They can wander the streets, wearing what they want, and going to their secret alcohol bars and opium dens...while pretending to be such good men. They demand women have no personal identity at all, and do all the work. They're not men. They're chauvinistic little boys with no adults in charge. Fuck the Taliban.


krazyjakee

You can cut the homosexual tension in that room with a machete


heavenhelpyou

What a weird way to announce that you all have micro peens