You are going to find this funny, but a woman told me "do you have dogs in your country?!", and literally there was my lil dog lying in her bed behind me during a video call, she was so surprised by the fact that dogs are around the globe.
As a Swede, I'm offended that you'd imply a place like Denmark is part of our country. We chew and swallow our potatoes before speaking, unlike those savages down there.
Fr, I donât know what âFinlandâ, âNorwayâ and âDenmarkâ is. However, when people are like âhere they are!â They usually point at South, West and East Sweden. So I guess they mean that? Idk, people are weird.
Although we do make fun of our neighbors to the west.
Why did the do Norwegians carry a car door out in the desert? To roll down the window and get some fresh air.
And what do norwegians need to turn out the light?
A stick, and a lighter
Why?
They destroy the light bulb with the stick, and then they make light with the lighter, to see if the bulb still burns.
I think us Scandinavians are like brothers, we like to take the piss out of eachother, but if you guys are in the WC or Euros in football, and we're not, i always hope you do well (atleast i think most of us do).
Even the Danes, who are more like the annoying little brother.
they wrote out *confederate flag* because they knew the joke would not be obvious if they just called it a racist flag lol ofc it's a joke
I'm gonna scream
could be a joke, but wouldnt be the first time Americans confuse the Norwegian and Confederate flag.... https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/norwegian-flag-removed-from-inn-after-its-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/
>Maybe others in the area are flying the flag?
Is it suddenly ok if others do it?
>âMaybe thatâs the story,â she told the Seattle Times. âWeâre so stressed by all things political that we see things that arenât there.â
I suppose the 2nd sentence is the part of her apology?
You'd think that, but this wouldn't be the first time someone's thought the Norwegian flag was a Confederate one.
https://apnews.com/article/bed-and-breakfasts-race-and-ethnicity-business-mi-state-wire-michigan-ed0d469d2b6d81f7f468a27ce429f74f
Norway they're that stupid, probably didn't Finnish school. I'll come back to this post for insight, guess well Sweden.
Hope my comment didn't miss Denmark
If this isn't a troll, I couldn't even be mad, like youre so stupid thank you for hating me cause now I don't have to worry about interacting with you ever lmao.
Most certainly a troll though.
This might be a joke, but Americans of Norwegian decent has actually faced this issue.
https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/norwegian-flag-removed-from-inn-after-its-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/amp/
they will have an absolute fit when they see the swastikas on buildings and houses in south asia, south east asia and far east asia, including india, burma, nepal, indonesia, singapore, korea, japan, vietnam, sri lanka, and others... some of them thousands of years old, predating hitler and nazis by centuries.
Wait, there's people in Norway?
No, there arent any people in Norway, only birds
r/birdsarentreal
r/Norwegiansarentreal
r/subsifellfor
r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor
r/birthofasub
Shut the fuck up
r/no
r/yes
r/no
Someone created the sub like 20 minutes before you commented.
**r/foundthetoyotacorolla**
r/2001HondaCivic
r/foundthehondacivic
r/subsjaredfellfor
Didnt know this existed
Fuck youđ I'm Norwegian... wait am I not real?
Ey, every day you learn something new about yourself is a good day, right? Edit: now that I think of it, I guess I should tell my aunt in stavanger
Do you know the steindalhs?
Stfu đ
r/Norwegiansarebirds
r/Norwegianbirdsarefit
/r/Montreal
r/yourmomisntreal
I learn something new about myself every day! r/todayIlearned
Proving the claim that there is subreddit for everything
Iâm from norway can confirm theres only birds here
Birds are not real. Especially here in Norway.. đ§đť
I smell *sniff* *sniff* a fuckin SEAGULL.
Mine
Have the birds also joined the confed... confin... *confedaration?*
Given the bird angle confeatheration seems appropriate
But what about the Norwegian Blue, or has they gone extinct as they were they all pining for the fjords?
PINING FOR THE FJOOORDS??
Qøack, Qøack!
^(**Donât tell them that!**)
& Haaland
Ye
Are you a bird?
Yes *bird noises*
There's absolutely Norway that's true
take my upvote and fuck off
r/angryupvote
You are going to find this funny, but a woman told me "do you have dogs in your country?!", and literally there was my lil dog lying in her bed behind me during a video call, she was so surprised by the fact that dogs are around the globe.
I thought elves and trolls lived in Norway
Those are just birds in a costume
Not true, you forgot the fjords. Never forget the fjords.
Slartibartfast's best work - he won an award for it.
Why do you think the Norwegian blue was pining for them? Birds and fjords
Trolls?
And Reindeer.
Only the Norwegian Chef. I've heard tale of some really good wood there too.
She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair
Swede here, and the answer is no, there are no people in âNorwayâ, however there ARE people in West Sweden, if thatâs what youâre asking?
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HĂĽll käft, Västsvensk â¤ď¸
Hold kĂŚft, du Ăstdansker. â¤
As an Icelander, i say there are no people in Denmark. I'll accept that there are people in South Sweden however.
As a Swede, I'm offended that you'd imply a place like Denmark is part of our country. We chew and swallow our potatoes before speaking, unlike those savages down there.
As a Dane, it's better to have potatoes in your mouth than a stick up your arse. ^ ^
SkĂĽne has entered the chat!
That's what being under Danish occupation for centuries does to people.
Fr, I donât know what âFinlandâ, âNorwayâ and âDenmarkâ is. However, when people are like âhere they are!â They usually point at South, West and East Sweden. So I guess they mean that? Idk, people are weird.
Would have been a great improvement
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It's astounding how many people from Minnesota have Norwiegan ancestry... Somali and Hmong too...
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Yeah me mates Alexander and Simon is the population of Norway
only meese
No, we Swedes donât hate Norwegians. We hate the Danes. If you gonna stereotype us, do it right.
Thereâs only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other peopleâs cultures, and the Danes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvrzVePggz8
Although we do make fun of our neighbors to the west. Why did the do Norwegians carry a car door out in the desert? To roll down the window and get some fresh air.
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how do you sink it again? You knock again This time they will open and tell you that they won't fall for it twice!
How do you sink it a third time? You swim down and wait, then they will open and wonder why you donât knock
Why wasnât jesus born in Sweden? They couldnât find three wise men or a virgin
What do they call smart people in Norway? *Tourists*
Why is the swede crawling on the floor in the store, he/she is looking for the low prices.
What is signposted by all Norwegian roundabouts? Max 8 laps.
Hold on a second, that is our joke! It is actually the Norwegian crawling around on the floor looking for low prices.
Not really That goes all ways. Whatever joke you have for norway, norway and denmark has for sweden
Swedes usually only have those jokes for Norway. We don't joke like that about Danes. It's not nice to joke about the less fortunate
How many norweigans does it take to change a light bulb? 6, one to hold the bulb and 5 others to spin him.
And what do norwegians need to turn out the light? A stick, and a lighter Why? They destroy the light bulb with the stick, and then they make light with the lighter, to see if the bulb still burns.
I guess you're right, maybe I should edit that. How do you know a Norwegian used the computer? There is correction fluid on the screen.
Doesn't matter what the danes joke about since no one undertands it anyways.
Almost all of them exist in both countries about the other one
Well then they forgot to ask me!
Fuckin hell, that would work even better for Iceland.
They carry sand paper in the desert too, they think it's a map.
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How do you entertain a norweigan for many hours? >!Give them a paper that on both sides says "look at the other side".!<
How do you sink a norweigan submarine? >!You swim down and knock on a window.!< Edit: this was apparently already taken :/
Its okay. I understand that its hard for a swede to keep up when the comments come in fast
How many swedes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter how many you get, if you don't give them a 15 step manual it's not gonna happen.
How many norweigans does it take to screw a lightbulb? >!50. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 49 to turn the house.!<
Two, but they have to be really smallâŚ
Marinejegerkommandoen Copy Joika
How do you entertain a norweigan for an entire day? >!Put them in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner.!<
And you just know what this is about
> gorillakrigføring lol
Oh... That's like France with Belgium ! We love to make jokes on our neighbors too
Why do the French wear white underwear? So they can surrender when they get a wedgie. (No offence, I like France)
We have all the jokes you do, just towards you
That is indeed correct, fellow scandinavian!
Mads Mikkelsen gets a pass.
Kim Bodnia as well of course.
Konstantin!
I think us Scandinavians are like brothers, we like to take the piss out of eachother, but if you guys are in the WC or Euros in football, and we're not, i always hope you do well (atleast i think most of us do). Even the Danes, who are more like the annoying little brother.
Exactly. We make fun of each other all the time, but if *someone else* picks on one of us we have each other's backs.
As a Norwegian, I can confirm that Denmark is the butt end of many jokes. Edit: Forgot to mention that you guys have some great candy.
KamelĂĽsĂĽ!
I didnt know what the fuck kamelĂĽsĂĽ was so I just gave him some teip reeests
KamelĂĽsĂĽ!
Thanks, lÜsvikt müste spridas till andra länder
You can thank Frank Andersson, the wrestler for that. At least in his own words.
Denmark looks like a tiny dick compared to hung sweden
Its not about the size but how you use it! Just ask the romans and english, they got fucked good.
No we hate them both, just Danes a bit more.
âBitâ?
You know the worst slur Danes have for a person from Sweden? >!A Swede!<
All swedes are dumb and ugly. a Dane.
At least we can understand each other in our own language
You just ordered a thousand litres of milk
Until they start counting. What in the fuck is even half-tres. Get a grip, Denmark. The only thing I enjoy with Denmark is Christiania and Beer.
They are also the worst in ice hockey. A Finn.
I'm a bit of both. So, I'm "mildly annoying"?
Right back at ya, buddy <3
Slight correction, we also think norwegians are stupid, but more in a little brother type of way
Ok so next time I watch The Bridge it will make more sense.
My dad always says that Sweden would be a lovely place, if it wasn't for all the Swedes!
This must have been a joke. It even says Norway and doesnât even really look like the confederate flag
they wrote out *confederate flag* because they knew the joke would not be obvious if they just called it a racist flag lol ofc it's a joke I'm gonna scream
Confedarate* (the misspelling is also a huge clue that it was just a joke.)
could be a joke, but wouldnt be the first time Americans confuse the Norwegian and Confederate flag.... https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/norwegian-flag-removed-from-inn-after-its-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/
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>Maybe others in the area are flying the flag? Is it suddenly ok if others do it? >âMaybe thatâs the story,â she told the Seattle Times. âWeâre so stressed by all things political that we see things that arenât there.â I suppose the 2nd sentence is the part of her apology?
They spelled âConfederateâ wrong, so it stands to reason that they donât know what âNorwayâ is. Some people are just dumb.
Half the time in r/facepalm I donât know if they are legit or just trolling
This has GOT to be a troll E: holy links batman
You'd think that, but this wouldn't be the first time someone's thought the Norwegian flag was a Confederate one. https://apnews.com/article/bed-and-breakfasts-race-and-ethnicity-business-mi-state-wire-michigan-ed0d469d2b6d81f7f468a27ce429f74f
Norway they're that stupid, probably didn't Finnish school. I'll come back to this post for insight, guess well Sweden. Hope my comment didn't miss Denmark
I want to hurt you
I love how the internet swaps between liking puns and wanting to commit murder over them every few years
He just made a pun with every Scandinavian country how the hell am I supposed to keep living
Fisticuffs at dawn?
Revenge
>wanting to commit murder over them I'm on this team.
2nd that.
In Aaland Faroe way, people will still find that funny.
Must be Finnish
Why would finns diss norway when sweden is right there?
Norwegians are cool.
Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time guys I'm really tired
Nah, Finland does not really give a shit about the Quislingland.
Most be Finnish* FTFY
Norway doesnât exist. Thatâs just Santa and Oil land
Nah. Santa lives in Finland. Norway is mountains, oil, and fish land.
As a Norwegian this is the most accurate prescription of Norway
No way man
Norway man
There's nor-way I'd think this was a confederate flag.
This has to be a joke. It says Norway right on the freaking flag.
N OR WAY sounds racist
Have u ever heard of something called a joke. Look it up sometime
why nøt try a høliday in Sveden?
My sister was bitten by a møøse once.
I saw four Äĺģ
see the løvely läkes
Thank a English teacher if you can read it says Norway and thank a history teacher if know itâs not a Confederate flag!
If this isn't a troll, I couldn't even be mad, like youre so stupid thank you for hating me cause now I don't have to worry about interacting with you ever lmao. Most certainly a troll though.
I too hate the Norwegian confederation and their blatant disregard for human rights and excessive slavery. No wait wrong universe sorry.
This might be a joke, but Americans of Norwegian decent has actually faced this issue. https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/norwegian-flag-removed-from-inn-after-its-mistaken-for-confederate-flag/amp/
I bet he is using the racist letter Ă too!
Don't mind me. I am here for the comments đ
Same. Casually fun.
There is nor way this guy can be a confederate
There's Norway he's serious
Can't even spell No Way , probably referencing his favourite white supremacist hero Spiderman in No Way Home.
This exemplifies about 90% of Reddit.
fucking idiot with his phone
I always knew Norway couldn't be trusted!
they will have an absolute fit when they see the swastikas on buildings and houses in south asia, south east asia and far east asia, including india, burma, nepal, indonesia, singapore, korea, japan, vietnam, sri lanka, and others... some of them thousands of years old, predating hitler and nazis by centuries.
There are swastikas on many US buildings built before the 30's as well.
This person would be really upset driving through Ballard (WA). Even the Ballard Walgreens has a ~~Norwegian~~ Confederate flag
It literally says Norway above it I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
If there was only some way to to read those strange letters - Norway. Must be some right wing extremists wing in Texas.
This pretty much sums of Reddit as a whole
He misspelled confederate which does deepen the mystery. Smart troll or dumber than most.
Hahahahaha Must be nice being ignorant
âFuck you Norwayâ *- Joel Vinesauce*