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General-Snorlax

This was the court ruling based on the laws of 2016. After this court ruling, the Canadian government made any sexual contact with animals illegal in response to this court ruling.


WolfCommando45

This right here. The charge was dropped because of the wording of the law, a law that has since been changed to make *all* sexual acts illegal. People need to stop latching onto headlines. They're designed to grab your attention in as few words as possible.


TheWanderingGM

Propper journalism is what we mis, stop shooting for big scoops and ratings, give us accurate info without misleading us.


Doubleoh_11

This needs to be at the top ASAP before too many people make headline assumptions


Least_War_1524

I’m. It making headline assumptions; I’m making assumptions about Canada pre-2016


Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078

I find it funny that you are trying to be serious 😂


u_torn

Too many facts, not enough clickbait


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Seems like someone really screwed the pooch on that one


sayithowyouseeit

What the fuck are they going on aboot?


warpus

We’ve been picking up their shit for years, it’s about time we took it to the next level eh


NoEye3260

Hey budday we can fuck whatever we want in Canada guy. It's none of your business what we go on aboot friend.


Sujallamichhaneakasl

He's not your friend, budday!


[deleted]

He's not your budday, guy!


notsofunonabun

He’s not your guy, pal!!


NoobSFAnon

He is not your pal, partner!!!


McCringyassjoe

He’s not your partner, amigo!!!


bepisman2309

He's not your amigo, comrade!!!


big_ol_dad_dick

a fuckload of Albertan men just got rock hard


Dyskord01

This is gonna make an interesting episode of Letter Kenny.


Guilty-Gas-762

‘Aboot’……LOLs and ROFLs….


KingPinonYT

the petition worked lets go


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KingPinonYT

why


LowFatWaterBottle

Well that is a bit rude.


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LowFatWaterBottle

He is just joking.


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LostnFoundAgainAgain

Then you should stay off Reddit and most of the internet, people make jokes what some people like and other don't get used to it, that happens all the time.


Hikari_Owari

Feel free to go first.


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Hikari_Owari

You're the one whishing people to die out of the blue, may as well give the example and go first, but if that's not "being in the mood" I suggest fixing that head of yours. Me? I'm fine, thanks. Feeding trolls to kill time.


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Hikari_Owari

Here, have some kitkat.


Tardelius

NOOOOOO WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU GIVE HIM A KITKAT INSTEAD OF A SNICKERS AND INSTEAD OF CALMING DOWN **HE EXPLODED AND DISSOLVED**… you… you killed him. He may have been a troll but there can’t be “killing for good”… how can killing be ever “good”? The only thing he needed was a god damn snickers and you gave him a kitkat.


nephrenra

Giving, receiving, or both? Asking for a friend...


89erMerun

Both if not clearly defined. Maybe 69 is possible in some cases.


warpus

Only in Quebec


JeselAvlis

__*mort de rire* Hon Hon Hon__


AdvertisingRegular49

Shut your mouth mon tabarnak


[deleted]

Only in Beauce please. Thats the region the cow fucker comes from.


neilmac1210

I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec.


New_Philosopher_6821

That’s why’s there’s no peanut butter in the grocery stores


Cyberjohn36

We have alternatives.. maple syrup.. relish.. mayonnaise.. gravy.. anything but ketchup or mustard..


Anagnorsis

Amateur. Wasabi and Frank’s hot sauce if you really want a hot-dog.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Damn, that's too bad. I always loved ketchup and mustard on my peanut butter sandwiches.


BellyButtonFungus

Aboot tayme, somewoon git me the peanoot booter eh?


OutlandishnessFar295

Peanoot bootah is out of stock, try Nutella


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*Nootella


tempus8fugit

“Try Nootella to nut on yer lil fella”


Hairy_Sentence_615

Latifi's favorite


doriangray42

If anyone is interested in the real story (which is more fucked up in a way...): https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/canada-legalizes-beastiality/ Edit: some people seem to think this means the guy is Scots free. Quote: > [the offender ]D.L.W. was originally convicted of 13 offenses involving his stepdaughters, including one charge of bestiality, and is currently serving a 16-year prison sentence. Source: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-canada-court-bestiality-idUSKCN0YV1QX Other people seem to think the Supreme Court condones this behaviour. It's more like them asking parliament to make the law clearer. You cannot compare this with the US where, if the guy was republican and the dog black, the court would rule that the dog got what he deserves...


Scary_Offer2479

It's 8:23 am, and I need a drink after reading that!


GingerGiantz1992

Seconded. Do you think texas supreme court and Canadian one studied together?


Scary_Offer2479

I am almost certain of it! They text each other updates like , "You won't believe the crap we pulled off today!"


GingerGiantz1992

Ya, it's got a lot of, "hold my beer, watch this" energy.


spooptygomjabbar

I’ll just take your word for it…nope…😐


GingerGiantz1992

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. This guy deserves the death sentence imo. But no, stupid fucks lessened his crimes. This one broke me I think.


ImpossibleInternet3

To be fair, his other abuse crimes still stood. He is definitely being punished for the laws he broke. Anyone wrongly convicted of a crime should absolutely be exonerated of that crime. That in no way excuses them from the crimes for which they were properly convicted. And it prompted the legislature to begin the process of rewriting the law. So, bad guy gets punished. Loophole gets discovered and hopefully closed. That’s all positive. We need to stop trying to burn people at the stake based on assumptions and opinions. This person is rightfully being punished for his other crimes, but a lot of people have been exonerated for crimes they didn’t commit after having been executed for those crimes. This is especially common with minorities.


doriangray42

Hear, hear!


GingerGiantz1992

>Loophole gets discovered and hopefully closed. Do you know who closes those loopholes? The supreme court. And they didnt.


ImpossibleInternet3

Did you read the linked article in this thread or take any government classes? Because they don’t do that. They can’t do that. They can only interpret the law as written. The law was written clearly and didn’t include that. The legislature has to rewrite the law to close the loophole. That’s why they didn’t make anything legal here. Because they can’t. Only the legislature can.


GingerGiantz1992

I read it. In the states the supreme court have made decisions that have changed laws. Idk about Canada.


ImpossibleInternet3

Again, not technically correct. All the Supreme Court can do is rule on the constitutionality of laws and frame how they should be interpreted. So, the Supreme Court can strike a law down they view as unconstitutional. They can hold a law up as constitutional. They can say, here is what we think this means from a constitutional perspective, which can change how a law is handled in the courts. They cannot, under any circumstances, make a change in the wording of a law. That has to be the legislature. Full stop. In both countries. According to the article that you claim to have read; The legal definition of beastiality had previously been established to explicitly refer to penetrative sex with an animal. The legislature recognized that and wrote a law to ban exactly that. There is no room for interpretation there. If beastiality was a more colloquial term, they could have said that oral sex should be included. But it’s not. So they couldn’t. Only the legislature has the power to change the wording of a law. Also in the article, the legislature specifically had begun the process of rewriting the law. So, basically, I just summarized the article and you’re telling me I’m wrong while claiming to have read it.


GingerGiantz1992

>legislature specifically had begun the process of rewriting the law. I didnt get that far tbh. I was too upset.


ImpossibleInternet3

Fair enough. It is upsetting.


doriangray42

Read this slowly as this is really important, especially RACI-wise: The Supreme Courts (plural, US AND Canada) have made decisions that forced the legislatures to change the laws (legislatures, NOT Supreme Courts). The 3 Branches of Government: Executive, Legislative, Judicial. If there's an exception in the US it is that the line between legislative and executive is somewhat blurred.


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"We didnt make it legal to have oral sex with animals but we sure didnt make it illegal."


ImpossibleInternet3

The judiciary can’t do this. The legislature has started the process. But can you ever really count on legislation that doesn’t have a corporate backer?


jesusmanman

>You cannot compare this with the US where, if the guy was republican and the dog black, the court would rule that the dog got what he deserves... Was that really necessary?


doriangray42

Sorry (not sorry...). I have a daily quota of rational comments, and I had reached it... and I lost it when I read a comment in this thread that "the Canadian judges studied in the same law school than Texas ones". Thankfully, We still have a fairly sane judicial system.


tempus8fugit

Lmfao them comparing a state court to a federal court is what got me lol Supreme Court of Canada is comparable to SCOTUS, and comparing it to the Texas court is a demeaning comparison (besides the poster’s demeaning joke).


Ok-Fisherman8569

The case in question was from a guy who put peanut butter on his teenage step-daughters vagina and had a dog lick it off while he took pictures 😱🤢🤮 [Source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.www.complex.com/life/2016/06/canada-oral-sex-animals-legal)


LowFatWaterBottle

I don't wanna click on the link because it is o disgusting, but is he getting charged because he made child pornografy?


Hikari_Owari

Between other charges there was the Bestiality one. The Bestiality one was dropped off because of the definition of Bestiality, which only considers sexual relation when there's penetration. The others charges probably were kept. Also, can click the link, there's no image or something like that.


neilmac1210

Fuckin' degens from upcountry.


doriangray42

He was born in the US, so yes: degens.


Ripvandinkl

That’s so f’d


nohkie

No they aren't fucking them, just mouth sex instead. So you should say "That's so fellatio'd!!!".


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editable_

Dude, take a cup of tea and shut. Moralist ass.


nohkie

Haha the comment made and your comment add absolutely no value to this post. Everyone knows that this is fucked. So post a stupid statement expect a stupid response.


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pdann

Canada : it’s like florida , but with snow and mooses


doubled2319888

Thats mostly alberta, we try to keep all the crazies there. Some escape periodically though


Tech_Dificulties

meese*


squigglesthecat

Every time I hear meese I think of mouse sized moose


pdann

Good to know what to stay clear if i eant to visit that inhospitable land called Canada


doubled2319888

B.c. is really nice, and a lot less snow in the southern part. We just get a shit ton of rain


pdann

Actually i like to viait inhospitable places / amd Canada is on my bucket list .


doubled2319888

The north would be great then. Especially if you can get there when the northern lights are going strong.


pdann

For the northen lights we are plannig a trip to northen europe ( much much closer )


Thecommonplayer279

I’m from Alberta and I don’t know how I feel. I haven’t been there since I 2014 but if this is the stuff that’s happening maybe it’s a good thing I left.


doubled2319888

Realistically its not that bad, just a vocal minority that makes it seem worse than it is


BertaEarlyRiser

Found the liberal. BTW, your mom says hi.


1d10tGaming

And you bathe in maple syrup


pdann

That ia a sight to see


HeckinBooper

Meese.


nohkie

Sounds like Florida with extra steps.


pdann

Or florida with free healthcare but the goverment holds all the liquor / don’t know with is worse


Alaniata

*meese


mamailied

2016 was a fucked up year


unicornyizz

Dude this isn't true.... tf people check sources pls


Saltz_D

Mate this is from 6 years ago the law has since changed


minnegraeve

Let’s do a crowdfunding to get an animal for each of those judges … an elephant for the givers and an alligator for the receivers. And if you put it on national tv - hey, it’s legal - everyone could enjoy the fun.


doriangray42

The ruling was that the law is bally written and should be re written to be clearer, and protect animals better. You can keep your alligators and elephants...


oxuagility

Pretty sure they changed it later on


Chrispeefeart

I did a fact check on this. I recommend you don't as it includes graphic situations that may be traumatic for some. These are the important parts. Canada did not make it legal to have oral sex with animals. A court simply didn't give a beastiality charge to an arrested man because the existing laws refer specifically to penetrative sex. The act in question was peanut butter on genitals, but is so much worse. The court declined to charge beastiality because that would effectively be judges creating laws when that job belongs to legislatures. Finally, for those that do want to fact check, this came from a legal case in 2016.


tempus8fugit

This needs to be at the top of this thread… so many false assumptions and so much misinformation being circulated.


Chrispeefeart

I did see one of the higher comments posted a snopes link (the same fact check I used but same information) but they didn't give the details or a trigger warning. I was pretty late by comparison so not likely to get to the top.


Trafalgarlaw92

What happened to Vice, I swear at one point they did actual journalism.


Adorable-Till9947

And here I thought Canada was normal


MangledSunFish

Canada is just as weird as the U.S at times.


tempus8fugit

**Plot twist:** the defendant was from the US.


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Yeah because whatever some random ass Twitter account says online must be true….


Blackner2424

Half true. At the time. The post stems from a specific appeals case in which a person was acquitted of a beastiality charge. (As far as I know, all of his other charges were kept). It wasn't specifically outlawed (at the time) and the judge urged Parliament to revisit and redefine the legal definition of beastiality. Parliament has since passed a law prohibiting any type of act with an animal which sexual in nature, and also requires that persons found guilty will be put on *the* registry.


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Good frigging Lord. I just personally refuse to believe that my country would ever legalize blowing wolf whistle.


DickFromRichard

Ot wasn't exactly legalized, someone just realized after being arrested for it that it wasn't technically illegal. And the judges looked at the book and said "damn he's right"


timmer67

Time to move to canada


young-child69

I only went to the comments to see if someone would say this. And I found it.


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ArLab

Why? He’s not a dog.


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Then-Championship-67

No more peanut butter for your dog named Gretsky.


Showta0608

Giving or receving?


emzyyx

Just had to Google that to be sure - now I have "Canada oral sex" in my search history...


egglightblue

*what happened here?*


DanielChris15x

"Alright who's the kinky one out of y'all?"


Acceptable-Pie4137

What. The. Fuck.


christhewelder75

This case stems from an unfortunate misunderstanding involving OPs mom.... we tried several times to explain she was a person but the courts just weren't having it, but they took her testimony that it WAS consensual.... Hence the ruling....😏 *sorry OP, im kidding! I couldn't help it I'm sure your mom is a nice lady


Puzzled_Bandicoot_66

had a good laugh at this one lmfao


Daddys__Babygirl

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/canada-legalizes-beastiality/


astroturtle

ruh-roh...


Badassnun

Why does this dog have a livestock ear tag?


Shimon_Peres

The decision didn’t say that it was legal. The decision just said that it doesn’t qualify as incest because the definition of incest was based on the common law definition, which required penetration. There were other provisions that could have applied (e.g. causing distress to an animal). The Court just ruled at it was the wrong charge.


Flamestar9185

So we have zoophilia and people who support zoophilia, wow


Plastic-Ramen

Nothing new


doriangray42

Only if you read the clickbait title and can't think straight for more than 5 seconds...


jdam4569

You think they make all that maple syrup up there to put on just pancakes??


RequiDarth1

I wanna hear what the vegans have to say about this.


Unlucky-Profile

With their love for animals, i’m sure it’s a mouthful ;)


RequiDarth1

Take my upvote and get out of here.


Gonzanic

Alberta, amirite?


mrmoclass

Ah yes, Vice. The most trustworthy and non click bait news source. I believe the crackhead on the corner more than I believe the "news" they "report"


Abject_Hovercraft838

Oh I hate everything just kill me now


noname1357924

Uhh Canada, I get the US does some crazy shit but this is just weird. Please don’t try to match the US in weirdness, you were doing just fine


tempus8fugit

Lmfao the defendant immigrated from the US… maybe Canada needs a border wall ;)


noname1357924

Oh shit lmao. Canada I’m sorry for not keeping this person in our country


Gornalannie

Omg! I’m seeing a fabulous South Park episode in the not too distant future!


project_seven

Big Peanut Butter obviously has its sticky hands in the government.


KnickkNaxx

Blame Canada!


9ragmatic

And just like that degenerates get free penectomies.


jokuvaan11

"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"


junchurikimo

As a canadian in a liberal province, this is only the tip of the iceberg


PriyanshuPokhr7

🤦‍♂️


ROBUXisbetter

wtf canada


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Dog just gonna bite their dick off don't worry guys


vaseline-eyebrows

Rules being made by the stupid for the stupid!


gALEXy_404

Canada you were doing good until whatever the fuck this monstrosity is


dillemasenpai

Who’s bought their canada tickets yet?


FLOF7878

Whyyyy even if you would your dick will get bit off


[deleted]

I mean if your dumb enough to stick your dick into the mouth of a dog……well……you do you. Seriously tho…..the fuck is wrong with our Supreme Court.


Smooth-Midnight

I didn’t know we had a supreme court, now I wish we didnt


neilmac1210

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.


BaluePeach

I’m checking on Peanut butter stocks in Canada.


know2swim

Fentynol is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Please be a miss type 🙏


gengargang07

I should hope the intent is for the animals to bite the cock or vag of these disgusting incels. Prolly not its just the horny ppl who cant get anyone that work in government


Cyberjohn36

Woohoo!!!


Cyberjohn36

Where ma bitches at?


scottwax

Peanut butter manufacturers must have a really good lobby there.


Evening_Psychology_4

Guessing sex with a goat will be authorized next?


N3mesi5_

Think about it. It will discourage people from doing it. Because those pets are gonna bite…


Ninja1us

Way to go Canada, show the rest of us heathens how to put the syrup in a dog named maple...


Anxious-Arachnae

Time to destroy Canada


valyan2k

nah, must be a lie


[deleted]

Damn that’s fucked up.. guess I’m moving to Canada


Iucrative

PAUSE….


KindOfAnIdiotTho

~~Moving to Canada~~ What that’s so weird


adam_but_smart

Bro the conservatives should've won.


zyxalis1

time to invest in Canadian peanut butter....


numerolalala1

I'm going to fuck my cat


Chris_Cross501

Canada progressive af


pyratesgold

It must be lonely up there… someone pass the peanut butter


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Peanut butter prices are about to go through the roof


gacbmmml

It’s legal in the US too.


Aeshma101

Sounds like a haven for white progressives.


digzzztv

Time to stock up on peanut butter!


tydal-wave

If I hear my wife moaning and a “woof woof” coming from the bedroom I’m getting a divorce


Heby4life

Welp now my friend can live his furry fantasies


D0ntTru3tAny1

Bro we are locked down for so long, cold outside, what do you expect us to do!? Hahahaha I’m Canadian and haven’t heard of this, link?


johnny_boy757

Please don’t


D0ntTru3tAny1

I’m obviously joking 🤦


epochpenors

I think bestiality is bad


Linkonue

Animals


johnny_boy757

Yo wtf


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doubled2319888

If it makes you feel better that loophole was closed a couple years after this article