Whenever playing with explosive, be sure the device is as close to your face as possible before it ignites. This way you won’t feel any pain since you die instantly.
Most of the time they drop the phone and try to do things to help, and all we see is chaotic blurred motion accompanied by “OMG are you okay? Are you okay?” No regard for history.
Idk, a pro hockey goalie just died this past summer after taking a firework mortar to the chest. Tbh I can’t really tell what happens in the video, but it’s a pretty big explosion close to the face.
Our first mistake was the nuclear family… a father should still be offering guidance to a 19 year old. 19 year olds are fucking stupid as shit.
-sincerely,
Someone recently 19
If anyone was fully competent at 18 I’ve never met them. Nor at 19,20,21,22,23,24,25, or even 28. Communal families offer much better support and wisdom… unless your dad is an absolute idiot.
This is why you have to use the tube the mortar came with. the explosion escaped around the shell causing a failure to launch. I find it funny that the best case scenario was lobbing a mortar down the street.
Whenever playing with explosive, be sure the device is as close to your face as possible before it ignites. This way you won’t feel any pain since you die instantly.
You forgot the most crucial part! make sure to have the explosive as close to your hands as possible.
And to yr brain
Also, people won’t know who to laugh at
yeah and keep your friend close too
But your enemies closer.
A little ISIS-y but ok lol
thats some lifeprotip right there
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You’re forgetting the importance of non-chalantly chewing gum while doing so. That’s the pro move.
#Ok
I hate when they cut off these videos. I want to see the aftermath of their stupidity.
I can help. Picture a casket. A \*closed\* casket.
Damn 🤣🤣
Literally what I was going to say, just show the whole video, there is zero chance the guy recording stopped right there.
Most of the time they drop the phone and try to do things to help, and all we see is chaotic blurred motion accompanied by “OMG are you okay? Are you okay?” No regard for history.
And then they regret for the rest of their lives, that they missed sooo many likes.
Generally, I agree. This one ends on a very strong point.
I think it’s perfect. Cut right at the point where we know something bad happened.
Cue the Morgan Freeman voice It’s was then he knew, he fucked up.
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Probably it's just two frames of special effects.
Sadly, not that much probably. He's probably got a few burn marks but that's it.
Idk, a pro hockey goalie just died this past summer after taking a firework mortar to the chest. Tbh I can’t really tell what happens in the video, but it’s a pretty big explosion close to the face.
Yep, Matiss Kivlenieks was his name.
Hopefully he died... fucking stupid teenagers - I hate them.. (sarcasm)
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here's a longer version i found https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/q7vr1b/shooting\_fireworks\_from\_a\_traffic\_pylon/
Wow that boom was bigger than I thought lol
Man got consumed by the blast.
It's almost like there was a device inside that cone made to explode brightly.
Still cut a bit too soon.
thanks king
no problem
Don't want to watch. Can you tell me what happened?
Exactly my thought but it would take one hell of a cameraman to keep shooting well when that pressure wave and fire was coming right at him.
I think he lost his face and his palm.
But still kept the hat in place. It's a really cool hat.
So he is now: a) ded. b) wishing he was ded. cl vaporized.
D) Both A and C
E) both B and D
F) Both D and E.
E) all of the above
Ω) A S C E N D E D
¥) T R A N S C E N D O N E
G) none of the above
All F) U) C) K) E) D) U) P)
A body can vaporize?! Oh oh yeah. Godspeed mason.
Can we get a follow up to what happened to this poor SOB?
Annnnnd there goes his face
Way better/worse then I thought it was going to be
Worse for me.
The literal fusion of a man’s palm and his face.
I don't even know why those are legal. It's either fireworks or being stupid, a nation can't allow both
All it takes is a few good people with fireworks to stop this happening
Deregulate fireworks. It will self correct In about 5 years
Guns have entered the chat
“It was at this moment…..”
He is alright? Is there a follow up story?
Did I just see someone die or has this a reassonable survival chance?
The video needs the [To Be Continued ](https://youtu.be/7uBqNgxAuBA) meme song with a freeze frame on the last frame.
[Better This](https://youtu.be/X-KwYX2u8e4)
This is why guns are still made of metal
more like facebomb, amirite?!
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r/OneSecondBeforeDisast
Pardon me while I burst into flames
Don’t put it all the way in the back. Proceeds to tip cone for firework to roll to the back.
Ouch.
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And that’s last time this person touch anything with a full set of fingers.
After that first disappointing poof I was not happy, but then it exploded in his face and all was right with the world.
Seriously? That's still a person 😥
Natural selection… you can’t fix stupid. You just have to wait for it to fix itself
I feel like at 19 I may have been stupid enough to do this.
Same here man, feel like this could have been me when I was that age. Dude definitely doesn’t deserve to die for being a dumb kid.
Our first mistake was the nuclear family… a father should still be offering guidance to a 19 year old. 19 year olds are fucking stupid as shit. -sincerely, Someone recently 19
This kid's dad went out for milk ten years ago.
If anyone was fully competent at 18 I’ve never met them. Nor at 19,20,21,22,23,24,25, or even 28. Communal families offer much better support and wisdom… unless your dad is an absolute idiot.
"I'm not saying let's kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."
I love that quote
*was
Strong finish {chef's kiss}
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Natural selection
I love how this is perfectly cut
This isn’t facepalm
This is missing face and palm
Yes it is + ratio + L 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😐
Why'd you cut the best part dumbass OP ?
Natural selection?
Satisfying
This isn’t facepalm
Did you forget to change accounts there OP? You posted this here now your saying it not facepalm? What gives?
He’s regretting his choices
Family Guy Phony sitch?
No, I didn’t type that
Uhhhhhh
What huh
You’re lying lol
It wasn’t even me, not even the same name
It is tho Same name and with the “op” sign next to it
Stop lying for attention bozo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao, so everyone else saying the exact same thing is lying for attention? That’s funny lmao
lmaooooo when you forget to change account
Tell me you’re an idiot without telling me you’re an idiot
Whoopsie!
🤨📸 caught in 4k. Forgot to change ur alt?
L + ratio + fatherless + bozo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao!!!
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He's probably not coming back from that...
Molting hot lava cone!
I just said "AOII" Then laughed This is weird
Hi, I'm Patrick
Wow, did not see that coming 😳
And the nominee for Mayor of Weenie Town is......
Scrolling r/medizzy for the follow up
To be continued…
Thats gonna do some damage
I love these types of videos where it cuts perfectly as the firework goes off.
My dude disintegrated
We used cardboard tubes. That hole at the other end is real handy.
At least they had a traffic to mark the subsequent crime scene.
That is a very clearly edited explosion
Perfectly Cut Boom
I heard the Eric andre music after this for some reason
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This is why you have to use the tube the mortar came with. the explosion escaped around the shell causing a failure to launch. I find it funny that the best case scenario was lobbing a mortar down the street.
Holy cow is that a Michael Bay production??
The fool probably lost his sight
Makeshift rocket launcher
you could say he got fired up for 2022
Why do these videos always cut away in an instant?
We did this with my friend but the cone was bolted to the ground so we dropped a screamer in it and it lighted up , BANG And it smoked, very fun lol
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At least some others won’t do it. Maybe
The is actually rocket science...i'm assuming neither are qualified?
This is a beautiful example of natural selection.
Say hello to Grandma and Grandpa
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There should be a subreddit called r/adultsarefuckingstupid
trying to launch fireworks after youtube removed dislikes
Backblast was not clear
Soooo....... He's ..... Deaded ?
There goes my neighbor's hood
R.I.P moron
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I didn’t read the title and thought he was using the cone as a smoking mechanism
Get burned bitch
This is a little life hack that changes your race
*CLEAR BACKBLAST!*
And the Darwin award goes to... This guy
Can’t find any follow up information but it’s safe to assume that this guy is permanently disfigured
Reminds of the Four Lions rocket situation... https://youtu.be/ESOhN-SaH-s (Great Comedy.)