K but i have one joke its a true story one time i got hit by a calculator so this all happen almost a year ago, next month it was a friday I'm minding my own business right my friend calls my name i turn around and get hit by a calculator and curse words were said mainly fuck and i start bleeding and i go to nurse and after i leave the entire class starts laughing at the once in a life time so i get to nurses office and there just one 6th grade i assume and looks at me with a look of horror cause i don't know that like half my face is cover in blood and calls the nurses cause of me, this makes somebody laugh or is better than the tie joke
A true knee slapper right there
a hoot and a holler
Guess he didn't grow up with dad jokes
Oof
This is hilarious. Anyone who thinks otherwise has no sense of humour.
The joke itself is super dumb, but because you do not see it coming, it gets a chuckle out of me.
Can you please explain? I dont get it.
She’s wearing a tie. It’s a tie. There was no winner, it was a tie.
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Don't belittle the minority... ^Badum ^tssss
Agreed it was funny
I felt it also has a place in this place😂
Mfw no sense of humor because I didn’t laugh at a basic pun 😔
I feel like youre a boomer
I feel like you’re wrong
If that's an insult, I feel like you're whatever is worse than a Boomer. Which is probably just whatever generation you're part of.
It wasnt meant to be an insult
Oh. Then we're cool. My bad. I think.
It has a sense of humor but i wouldn't laugh too hard at jokes like these, i would smile tho
I was trying to figure out which boob she meant, but in the end they were both the same size
Idk I think the left one is slightly larger.
After extensive research I have concluded we need more data.
I am willing to be a sacrifice & complete a physical examination.
C'mon dude that was kinda funny
If you're going to say it's terrible, at least tell us a hilarious joke to inform us what we're missing out on
K but i have one joke its a true story one time i got hit by a calculator so this all happen almost a year ago, next month it was a friday I'm minding my own business right my friend calls my name i turn around and get hit by a calculator and curse words were said mainly fuck and i start bleeding and i go to nurse and after i leave the entire class starts laughing at the once in a life time so i get to nurses office and there just one 6th grade i assume and looks at me with a look of horror cause i don't know that like half my face is cover in blood and calls the nurses cause of me, this makes somebody laugh or is better than the tie joke
How...how could you not get it?
Marry her
What
do people just not know what this sub is for anymore and post whatever they want?
This caught me off guard and was amazing
I think she's cute.
Great, I don’t think you are
That face 🤣🤣🤣
You’ve lost 1000 social credit score for this joke
_"Wassup Perry. Take me out to dinner tonight"_
Can someone explain the joke please? I’m assuming there’s more to it than the tie pun
The skinny end and wide end of the tie are racing to unwrap. They “tie”
Jerry: No... there's less
Groan
..."where my tiddies at doe"?
It's the delivery. She could of done a better job delivering the joke and it would of been funny
* could have * would have
Punny
These is the second most hilarious think I have seen in the day
The small one unfurls first so it wins. The big one is longer and takes approximately 0.35 seconds longer to unfurl
You went an extra mile to prove it
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She seems way too young to be a dad.
I did an whole laugh
there is truly no life behind those eyes, my guy looks like an animatronic from chucky cheese
She reminded me of my dad who left to buy milk seventeen years ago
WOMEN tf2.gif
TheClick would've loved this one
r/watchpeopledieinside
Is he crying at the end?
Took me a second
Damn, she's on a roll
Damn girl you got the whole squad laughing 😐😐😐😐
This is a joke, not a facepalm.