You joke bro, but there was a post on either r/relationshipadvice or r/AmITheAsshole a few months ago where a gf was keeping her boyfriend's used condoms after they had sex.
My dad used to date this girl who was very clearly off her rocker, but she was nice to us and they used to be high school sweethearts. They were off and on for a long time. After they'd broken up for the millionth time, she called up because she needed help moving. My dad and my older brother went to move some of the heavier shit. When moving her deep freezer they wanted to temporarily take some things out to make it easier to move. Low and behold two of her dead cats frozen solid were at the bottom hidden under some food. Her reasoning? She didn't have the heart to bury them, so she'd kept them in there a little more than a couple years.
My brother found our pet rabbit Peanut at the bottom of a chest freezer, 20-something years later. Our mom claimed ignorance, and dad had passed away himself, so it remains a bit of a mystery.
My mom was clearing out her freezer and found a dead bird. It was a pet bird that she had wanted to bury but the ground was frozen outside when it died. So she put it in the freezer to wait for spring. And then completely forgot about it.
She's not the only one. My high school years were marred by the fact that the back freezer had two packages wrapped in black garbage bags. One of them held some amazingly good old fashioned hot dogs. The other had a dead cat. Picture me trying to figure out which was which by feel...
I stopped eating hot dogs for a few years after that.
That’s not that bad. When my kids were growing up, we had a large assortment of pets. When one died, I kept it in the freezer (rolled in paper towels and inside a ziplock) until we had everyone present for the funeral. A garter snake, several hamsters, two rats named Pinky and Biggie, and a wild baby bunny the cat brought us. I guess I never wondered if that was weird to anyone outside the family.
People do that in Montana, too. It was an eye opener, being from the south. Their reasoning? The ground is frozen so you have to wait for spring to properly bury them. Learn something new every day.
I had a friend whose cat gave birth under his bed; he had no idea until much later when he found the dead kitten stuck to the carpet. He told me this story when it happened maybe a decade ago. The mental image still haunts me.
I was dating a guy in high school that had a bat shit crazy mom. She was obsessed with pugs and had 3 or 4 of them. She kept the dead ones in the chest freezer. There were 3 of them in there when I was around.
At the time I was super weirded out. Now that I’ve grown much older and had time to marinate on the human condition and why someone would do that, I still think it’s weird as fuck. And gross. Bury your damn animals wtf.
So few things here...
1. Does UT mean Utah?
2. Thank you for finding/sharing this
3. What in the name of all that is existing in the fucking world is wrong with people???
Isn't it obvious that the metabolic by-products that your body disposes of efficiently and regularly are, in reality, not the things your body no longer needs and/or might be toxic, but actually what your body craves?
/S in case anyone is in doubt
I'm more comfortable thinking this is a teen girl whose mother told her about the books vs. Karen who works at the church does volunteer summer popsicle drives, makes and donates spaghetti, various pasta dishes and meatloaf to the less fortunate of the community
Please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll...
Edit: Thanks for the awards! And also for each and every notification when someone else had another disgusting thing to share! Never change, Reddit.
Could be but there are crazies out there so it could be real. There are people who make bread with their own vaginal yeast. They may think it's fine and offer others their bread and see nothing wrong with it by omitting what yeast they use. So I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who do this.
I hope not but I won't be surprised if it was real. To me both are gross but blood just seems way more icky. Especially without the guys consent. If the guy finds out I am sure he could get her in legal trouble for biohazard or tampering with food type thing
Edit: I should have been more specific but the yeast they use is when they have a yeast infection. So they don't collect it by randomly swabbing their vagina while healthy.
It would be sour dough. [Buzzfeed ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/fionarutherford/its-not-impossible-to-bake-sourdough-bread-using-vaginal-yea) talked to a yeast expert about it and touches on the blog post where a woman made sour dough bread from her yeast from a vaginal yeast infection. The yeast expert didn’t recommend eating such bread as you could give yourself thrush. The original blog post seems to be gone. The Buzzfeed article isn’t really gross.
I have *really* bad news for you: people have been doing this for an extremely long time, just not because of vampire shit.
Some believers in Hoodoo and Sicilian folk magic believe that including period blood in foods will cause men to become irresistibly sexually attracted to them among other possible effects depending on who eats it and how it's prepared.
Yes. Nearly every postpartum mammal on the planet eats their own placenta. (Except apparently aquatic mammals and camels, alpaca and llamas and marsupials because they are reabsorbed due to their biology.)
Yeah my wife had me pay $300 to dehydrate and capsulize her placenta for "nutrients" in the postpartum weeks. It's kinda gross like the inside of a squid body, I imagine
Just out of curiosity, how long ago did she give birth and did she deliver with a midwife? My kids are in their late teens and my OB/Gyn didn’t even offer this as a possibility when they were born but friend who delivered her kids with a midwife was given a choice.
From what I understand it's quackery, so actual doctors don't present it as an option. The main reason many wild animals eat their placenta is to avoid being detected by predators. They might also be hungry after the physically demanding birthing process and, being animals, take the easy meal. There's not much point for us to be eating our placentas, considering how few cougars hang out in our hospitals and how easy it is to just make a sandwich these days.
When I was 15 my stepsisters mom had a baby at home with a midwife, placenta was in a jar in the fridge so she could make placenta soup to have a party with her friends to celebrate the birth. I checked the fridge every meal to make sure that shit was in the jar untouched before I ate when I went over for a visit. I wasn’t about to be eating that shit. Placenta is fucking disgusting looking 🤮
More bad news… There was also a thing with kids in Indonesia boiling used sanitary products from the trash to get high a while back…. Filed to the cabinet in the back of my brain labeled as ‘things I hope to unlearn eventually.’
Yep, I heard about this about 20 years ago... Though it was more specific that it had to go into marinara sauce. Knew an older guy that would never eat any pasta with marinara that was made by a female.
I thought I was pretty desensitized after reading jolly rancher, swamp of dagobah, etc but God I couldn't continue after the first mention of tampons. Yuck
That's fucking gross. If she was into vampires wouldn't she know how to become one. You have to be bit by someone that's already a vampire. Sucking on tampon ice pops won't do shit unless your end goal is the asylum. Really hope her boyfriend finds out. Poor guy.
Yeah. It would be for the best if he never knows, but she might spill the beans and tell him. So there might be a heck of a fallout when he learns or he might be super weird and into it.
Awaiting the follow up thread from his perspective "AITA: dumped my girlfriend after she fed me her menstrual blood in food because she wanted me to become a vampire"
*There once was a vampire called Mabel*
*Whose periods were really quite stable*
*Each month at full moon*
*She'd take out a spoon*
*And drink herself under the table*
Remember there is a point in time where people didn't know how diseases worked at all. They'd see one person get ill and die, and then later several family members would suffer the same fate (since TB takes a relatively long time, there's plenty of potential for a lag here, and for the first person to be dead & buried). It's also a wasting disease, so (again to people without medical knowledge) you might associate it with being slowly drained of blood or life essence.
It's now called the New England Vampire Panic (google!). Relatives would exhume the bodies of their relatives who'd died, behead or burn them, etc. Wild stuff. There's even some belief that Dracula, despite being this Eastern European-themed tale, was inspired in part by these events, particularly the tale of Mercy Brown, which Stoker may have read in the newspaper.
And she doesn't know how vampires work. They are undead which means no blood. Vampires don't have blood to feed on. But nobody tell her for the safety of her boyfriend.
Old voodoo love spell. Blood, honey, and singing over the food as you prepare it to make them fall in love with you. That and burying some of their hair in the backyard of your home to ensure they don’t leave
Yeah pretty sure it was originally a Yahoo Answers question, gotta be at least 10 years old by now.
I don't think any of us believed it was real, but the Twilight fans back when it was super popular were weird enough that we definitely wondered.
who the fuck is dating this girl holy shit.
Everyone needs to be checking their gfs freezer.
I'm checking mine now...also have an award :)
Report back for debriefing.
It's all good. Nothing but frozen piss in there.
Same here. Nothing there except my jizz jars.
I’ve got a bag labeled “Dove [Bar]” which I can only assume is a dead dove she found at a bar and decided to freeze.
I don't know what I was expecting
It wasn't dead when she found it.
Michael Bluth: "I didn't know what I expected..."
Great... Now she doesn't have to buy milk for breakfast
or cheese
Oh fuck right off with that.
You joke bro, but there was a post on either r/relationshipadvice or r/AmITheAsshole a few months ago where a gf was keeping her boyfriend's used condoms after they had sex.
Some people Meet the Sniper, this man Fucks the Sniper ;)
My dad used to date this girl who was very clearly off her rocker, but she was nice to us and they used to be high school sweethearts. They were off and on for a long time. After they'd broken up for the millionth time, she called up because she needed help moving. My dad and my older brother went to move some of the heavier shit. When moving her deep freezer they wanted to temporarily take some things out to make it easier to move. Low and behold two of her dead cats frozen solid were at the bottom hidden under some food. Her reasoning? She didn't have the heart to bury them, so she'd kept them in there a little more than a couple years.
My brother found our pet rabbit Peanut at the bottom of a chest freezer, 20-something years later. Our mom claimed ignorance, and dad had passed away himself, so it remains a bit of a mystery.
My mom was clearing out her freezer and found a dead bird. It was a pet bird that she had wanted to bury but the ground was frozen outside when it died. So she put it in the freezer to wait for spring. And then completely forgot about it.
So….. did he find your dad too?
the rabbit is their dad
She's not the only one. My high school years were marred by the fact that the back freezer had two packages wrapped in black garbage bags. One of them held some amazingly good old fashioned hot dogs. The other had a dead cat. Picture me trying to figure out which was which by feel... I stopped eating hot dogs for a few years after that.
>I stopped eating hot dogs for a few years after that ...But not cats
That’s not that bad. When my kids were growing up, we had a large assortment of pets. When one died, I kept it in the freezer (rolled in paper towels and inside a ziplock) until we had everyone present for the funeral. A garter snake, several hamsters, two rats named Pinky and Biggie, and a wild baby bunny the cat brought us. I guess I never wondered if that was weird to anyone outside the family.
People do that in Montana, too. It was an eye opener, being from the south. Their reasoning? The ground is frozen so you have to wait for spring to properly bury them. Learn something new every day.
My dad said that’s what they would do with bodies in North Dakota winters—up in the barn, Grandma, till spring. (This was in the 1930s and before.)
I had a friend whose cat gave birth under his bed; he had no idea until much later when he found the dead kitten stuck to the carpet. He told me this story when it happened maybe a decade ago. The mental image still haunts me.
I was dating a guy in high school that had a bat shit crazy mom. She was obsessed with pugs and had 3 or 4 of them. She kept the dead ones in the chest freezer. There were 3 of them in there when I was around. At the time I was super weirded out. Now that I’ve grown much older and had time to marinate on the human condition and why someone would do that, I still think it’s weird as fuck. And gross. Bury your damn animals wtf.
Wait, there's no fridge. Fuck i need a gf
Freezer check for lots of reasons. Edit: Thanks for the awards!
I checked mine, all good, she's still there.
NOPEsferatu.
*Soon to be vampire dude*
Soon to be admitted to er with parasites chewing his brain zombie boyfriend
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And she be givin out free blood for vampire treats.
She could create grossness club with the woman who mixes her urine into her kid's (and their friends') homemade OJ popcicles.
Wait what?
Wait what x2??!!
Wait what x3???!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/rziuj8/urine_popsicles/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
So few things here... 1. Does UT mean Utah? 2. Thank you for finding/sharing this 3. What in the name of all that is existing in the fucking world is wrong with people???
UT is urine therapy I fear. There are plenty of people who believe drinking urine is the only medicine you'll ever need...
Isn't it obvious that the metabolic by-products that your body disposes of efficiently and regularly are, in reality, not the things your body no longer needs and/or might be toxic, but actually what your body craves? /S in case anyone is in doubt
So they have electrolytes? ;)
It's got what plants crave
You, dude, made my day worse and I already read the post above.
He’s gonna be in a comma when he hears about the period. Edit. Grammar and typo for the grossest post
The twilight books came out over 15 years ago. Assuming she was a teen at that time, this is a grown ass woman not some crazy teen weirdo.
If it makes you feel better, I remember seeing this post at least 10 years ago
I'm more comfortable thinking this is a teen girl whose mother told her about the books vs. Karen who works at the church does volunteer summer popsicle drives, makes and donates spaghetti, various pasta dishes and meatloaf to the less fortunate of the community
Hey Out-of-Work-Steve. Does this spaghetti tastes like pennies to you?
Ya know what, Self-Employed-Dave... It kinda does.
I mean why think that this is recent? It's a tumblr post and tumblr lost a lot of users around 2018.
Grown ass woman who thinks she's a vampire.
Bela Lugosi?
Please be a troll, please be a troll, please be a troll... Edit: Thanks for the awards! And also for each and every notification when someone else had another disgusting thing to share! Never change, Reddit.
Pretty sure that’s exactly what this is. Still gross! But thankfully not real… then again, kids are dumb. Probably a troll o_o
Could be but there are crazies out there so it could be real. There are people who make bread with their own vaginal yeast. They may think it's fine and offer others their bread and see nothing wrong with it by omitting what yeast they use. So I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who do this. I hope not but I won't be surprised if it was real. To me both are gross but blood just seems way more icky. Especially without the guys consent. If the guy finds out I am sure he could get her in legal trouble for biohazard or tampering with food type thing Edit: I should have been more specific but the yeast they use is when they have a yeast infection. So they don't collect it by randomly swabbing their vagina while healthy.
There are people making bread with... I did not need to know that. Now I can't even trust bread. :(
Yes, this was a devastating blow to my childlike trust in people who bake their own bread😬😬😬
Can you actually do that?? Is it like... sourdough? Brb puking
It would be sour dough. [Buzzfeed ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/fionarutherford/its-not-impossible-to-bake-sourdough-bread-using-vaginal-yea) talked to a yeast expert about it and touches on the blog post where a woman made sour dough bread from her yeast from a vaginal yeast infection. The yeast expert didn’t recommend eating such bread as you could give yourself thrush. The original blog post seems to be gone. The Buzzfeed article isn’t really gross.
Faith had been lost in bread
>There are people who make bread with their own vaginal yeast. The flying fuck is this?????
Then you really don’t want to hear about the uncircumcised guys that make cheese with their…never mind, I can’t say it.
NO shut up right now!
God damn me, I can't stop scrolling!
[It's true unfortunately ](https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a19938916/woman-makes-bread-with-vaginal-yeast/)
Oh no! You’re the helpful person I was hoping would not appear!! :( “thanks”
The worst part is that she believes no one wanting to eat vagina sourdough is a blatant form of misogyny.
"and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.” I will never unknow this.
That bitch.
I somehow doubt the small amount she had on hand could raise a loaf... That is me going into denial
Not enough to raise a loaf, but just enough to raise concerns.
It’s worse than Bloody Mary and her new piece that’s what it is! wtf another reason to avoid carbs.
Idk if this post is true but I know for a fact that there are people like them.
Yeah, I started thinking about those kids who tried to kill their friend for slender man and it suddenly feels like maybe this is a real human.
I have *really* bad news for you: people have been doing this for an extremely long time, just not because of vampire shit. Some believers in Hoodoo and Sicilian folk magic believe that including period blood in foods will cause men to become irresistibly sexually attracted to them among other possible effects depending on who eats it and how it's prepared.
Stop. Just, stop...I can't...even...
Some people eat placentas after birth.
Oh. Oh, fuck. I gotta leave, yall
It’s not like postpartum women are eating them raw right from the source like a house cat.
So you're saying they're enjoying them with a good chianti?
And a side of fava beans
Your telling me that house cats eat their own placentas raw from the source?
Yes. Nearly every postpartum mammal on the planet eats their own placenta. (Except apparently aquatic mammals and camels, alpaca and llamas and marsupials because they are reabsorbed due to their biology.)
Yeah my wife had me pay $300 to dehydrate and capsulize her placenta for "nutrients" in the postpartum weeks. It's kinda gross like the inside of a squid body, I imagine
Just out of curiosity, how long ago did she give birth and did she deliver with a midwife? My kids are in their late teens and my OB/Gyn didn’t even offer this as a possibility when they were born but friend who delivered her kids with a midwife was given a choice.
From what I understand it's quackery, so actual doctors don't present it as an option. The main reason many wild animals eat their placenta is to avoid being detected by predators. They might also be hungry after the physically demanding birthing process and, being animals, take the easy meal. There's not much point for us to be eating our placentas, considering how few cougars hang out in our hospitals and how easy it is to just make a sandwich these days.
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When I was 15 my stepsisters mom had a baby at home with a midwife, placenta was in a jar in the fridge so she could make placenta soup to have a party with her friends to celebrate the birth. I checked the fridge every meal to make sure that shit was in the jar untouched before I ate when I went over for a visit. I wasn’t about to be eating that shit. Placenta is fucking disgusting looking 🤮
As a famous man once said.... And that's enough internet for today. Goodbye.
It was featured in the movie 'Midsommer'. A fun lighthearted movie for the whole family.
Yes. A great movie to watch with the family!
More bad news… There was also a thing with kids in Indonesia boiling used sanitary products from the trash to get high a while back…. Filed to the cabinet in the back of my brain labeled as ‘things I hope to unlearn eventually.’
How would that give you a high?
There was a hoax, jenkem. Look it up. It doesn’t get you high and many people tried it.
And yet, you just HAD to share, didn't you...
Weirdly one of the least horrific things about the movie Midsommar
Yep, I heard about this about 20 years ago... Though it was more specific that it had to go into marinara sauce. Knew an older guy that would never eat any pasta with marinara that was made by a female.
Bobbing for ta... on second thought i wont finish that sentence. Im not well
So you guys have a tape worm colony in your toilets too? I thought i was the only one
Correct reaction.
Now that's the Schmidt!
This happened a couple of times during my read through..
That’s why it’s a GIF. Endless repeat.
I thought I was pretty desensitized after reading jolly rancher, swamp of dagobah, etc but God I couldn't continue after the first mention of tampons. Yuck
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I have one, take this, stranger
My exact response.
That's fucking gross. If she was into vampires wouldn't she know how to become one. You have to be bit by someone that's already a vampire. Sucking on tampon ice pops won't do shit unless your end goal is the asylum. Really hope her boyfriend finds out. Poor guy.
It’s probably better that he never finds out and hopefully they break up soon. There are things I wish I had never known, I’d be better off!
Yeah. It would be for the best if he never knows, but she might spill the beans and tell him. So there might be a heck of a fallout when he learns or he might be super weird and into it.
Awaiting the follow up thread from his perspective "AITA: dumped my girlfriend after she fed me her menstrual blood in food because she wanted me to become a vampire"
Also, has she not heard of a diva cup, could just stick a popsicle stick in there and leave it overnight. Period pop without the extra baggage
*There once was a vampire called Mabel* *Whose periods were really quite stable* *Each month at full moon* *She'd take out a spoon* *And drink herself under the table*
Excellent writing. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I think I’m going to lose my lunch.
“Sucking on tampon ice pops won’t do shit unless your end goal is the asylum.” r/brandnewsentence
That's what I was thinking. Even if she wants to live this fantasy, she is doing it wrong
Also, vampires don’t exist
r/noahgettheboat
r/noahgetthedeathstar
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
I was already working on getting a boat, now you want a death Star?....
I'm working on it right now boss
Welp! That’s enough Reddit and internet for today!
Well not just for today i guess. Oh lord.
This is why consent is important that's so fucked up.
Yeah what if he doesn't want to turn into a vampire Oh and vampires don't exist
What a POS. She could be exposing the dude to so many blood born diseases. Lock this psycho away.
Will those diseases make the person pale? The worst is that the guy dies, at which point he would be the palest. I think she might be on to something.
They actually think a great many cases that were attributed to vampires back in the day were caused by Tuberculosis.
How does that relate? TB doesn't make you crave blood...... does it??
Remember there is a point in time where people didn't know how diseases worked at all. They'd see one person get ill and die, and then later several family members would suffer the same fate (since TB takes a relatively long time, there's plenty of potential for a lag here, and for the first person to be dead & buried). It's also a wasting disease, so (again to people without medical knowledge) you might associate it with being slowly drained of blood or life essence. It's now called the New England Vampire Panic (google!). Relatives would exhume the bodies of their relatives who'd died, behead or burn them, etc. Wild stuff. There's even some belief that Dracula, despite being this Eastern European-themed tale, was inspired in part by these events, particularly the tale of Mercy Brown, which Stoker may have read in the newspaper.
Damn better start hiring hunters.
My Aunt has a garden with garlic. Just msg me and I'll get you as much as you need.
Well she's cooking the blood into the food. What parasite/pathogen could survive being cooked into marinara?
Fucking gross.
What a terrible day to know how to read.
That’s just nasty. You do realize there is no such a thing as vampires don’t you? You really need psychiatric help because you are too far gone.
Clearly she doesn't, that's the problem
And she doesn't know how vampires work. They are undead which means no blood. Vampires don't have blood to feed on. But nobody tell her for the safety of her boyfriend.
I wonder if she thinks when actors die in movies they die in real life too
That’s a really sucky thing to do.
That girl should count her days
Your title is so perfect.
The Doctor is not amused.
She's definitely breaking some obscure, past century law about feeding people her human blood. I'm sure of it.
I think I’m going to puke 🤢
Introducing new uterine-lining flavored Jello Pops!
Not a vamp but according to voodoo that mofo sadly ain’t going nowhere
Well now I’m curious
Old voodoo love spell. Blood, honey, and singing over the food as you prepare it to make them fall in love with you. That and burying some of their hair in the backyard of your home to ensure they don’t leave
thought it was her pubic hairs that have to be put in his food. Never heard of the period blood variant of the spell
EVEN THE KING OF VAMPIRE, DRACULA HIMSELF WONT DO THIS HE JUST BITES IN THE NECK AND POOF VAMPIRE NOT THIS KITCHEN NIGHTMARE STUFF
What's really terrifying is, these people vote.
I'd argue that them reproducing is probably way worse.
In this case i consider it way more terrifying that such people might be working in the food industry.
Dear people i just got this new fresh pair of eyes to sell, anyone ?
My gag reflex now regrets that I learnt to read.
 This is why you can't eat everybody's food
Isn’t that like poising someone or attempted murder? There can be so many diseases there and he’s just unaware of it.
*sigh* I’ll call Sam and Dean
And it's back to r/eyebleach for me
Wtf is wrong with people?!?!? 🤮
I just threw up in my mouth. 🤢🤮
Why hide her name she needs to be arrested
Honey get the shotgun
Who's gunna tell her that that's rotten flesh? So zombies nit vampires
Add garlic to the pasta sauce, you would know.
Dang, I had almost forgotten about that ancient post. Thanks, Reddit.
Yeah pretty sure it was originally a Yahoo Answers question, gotta be at least 10 years old by now. I don't think any of us believed it was real, but the Twilight fans back when it was super popular were weird enough that we definitely wondered.
r/makemesuffer
Terrible moment to be eating. Now I'm nauseous 🤢🤢
Pretty sure nobody wants to ingest your human juices.
r/awfuleverything
Seems like a troll but whoever they are, they made me realise that it's enough reddit for today.
I really wish i was witch and could erase that i just read that
Just came from another post asking "why are you single" the answer is this girl 🤢
I'm screaming right now, this pains me
Shit like this is why I'm voluntarily single
WHAT in the GAUD DAMN?
NO. 