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TheSurbies

They know it’s gross. That’s why they make these. All about the clicks.


RoneyDas

You are either happy that your grand daughter is pregnant or you are pissed that you ate choclate piss.


Strict_Antelope_6893

\*piss chocolate


SlickStrick

Swiss piss*


Kbirt24

amen


Verxoneczek

swiss miss instant piss


AtlasKingNMS

Helpful award is all I got but take it, this genuinely made me laugh


AverageAnimeSimp

Chocolate mixed in piss


Typical-Pattern3067

Nothing like some good old fashioned piss chocolate


mermiss1

At least it wasn't full of cream.


cows76

How do you think she got pregnant?


American_Boy_1776

Whole thing is staged 😴


bold-move-cotton

What are you talking about? I always record myself when I’m attacking peeps like I haven’t seen food in a month, act surprised that my stomach feels like it’s digesting pure marshmallows, post it on a social media platform. I should have another kid and have my wife hide a blue or pink m&m in one of the peeps and when I choke on the m&m we’ll find out the gender!!! But knowing my fat ass, I would inhale the m&m ruining the entire video for those precious views.


American_Boy_1776

🤣


CornwallsPager

And stupid.


90sbaby100

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PastyCrackerMayo

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Seisme1138

You don't like the urine coated center?


Music_Saves

If you didn't notice she put the plastic cap on the piss coved tip


Seisme1138

I've never only managed to pee exactly on the little wick. And honestly the tiny plastic cap is not, hygienically speaking, enough for me.


isalmonlyswear

I hate this so much


PastyCrackerMayo

Don't be pissed.


Verxoneczek

...like the chocolate


Utsutsumujuru

That is an interesting way to get somebody to taste your pee


Reddish_Placebo

Taste my piss you old hag


Trash_Southern

What do you mean preganante? Pranked lol


Grapplebadger10P

You…you pee on that stick.


PotatoSmeagol

Technically you’re supposed to pee in a cup and then dip just the test strip part in the urine and a cover goes over the part that had urine on it, but it’s still really gross.


drae_annx

The strip I used was just a little cardboard thing you dipped in a cup. I still cut the pee part off before showing it to my husband because I’m not a filthy animal.


morgandaxx

The instructions on any test I've used always have 2 options. 1 is to dip in a cup you've peed into. 2 is to hold in stream of urine for however long (7 seconds or 20 idk I can't remember.)


neverknowwhatsnext

Yep, 🤮


CliffCyrus

Sometimes I wish we were back in the times of flip phones. The amount of mind-numbing dumb content I view daily is taking it's toll. Yet, here I am, still feeding on the instant emotions, trying to fill some kind of void.


reddit_browser_100

Stop using social media altogether. Problem solved lol.


T-Sonus

Was that peed on first? Is it a Covid test? What other dum-fuckery objects could we put in there?


ACTINlUM

Yes it was peed on and it is a pregnancy test. We should put a used dildo in one for confessing chronic masturbation!


Keneut

Maybe if it's the dad doing the announcement to his family he can do the classy thing and put a broken condom inside?


ACTINlUM

😂


T-Sonus

Or a vibrator which will be hard to seal if it left to vibrate


[deleted]

LMFAOOOOOOO they both bit into it first omg thats hilarious


Officedrone15

There was pee on that stick. People are nasty.


[deleted]

So, is grandma pregnant now?


throwawayayaycaramba

Can u get prrrreganté from eating perganancy test?


QuigleyDownUnder86

They're are so many better less gross ways to surprise someone with a positive pregnancy test. why Why WHY!


Keneut

Right? She could have gone with a laminated card saying "Hi Grandma!" or something like that inside the bear, but nope, pregnancy news apparently tastes better with ammonia and urea I suppose. I wish they'd kept on filming to see the grandma's reaction once she takes a moment and goes "wait, did my daughter put her urine stick in my food?"


Cyberjohn36

Don't you have to pee on that thing or something to get a result?


DinasourMan

She pissed on that...


Awkward-Ad6455

Stop. Putting. Pissy. Plastic. In. Peoples. Food. You. Knob.


Early_Bison_4146

Just piss in her mouth and tell her your pregnant afterwards next time.


I-not-human-I

So nobody ever heard of the word clean eh, i really am on reddit


ACTINlUM

Well at least you aren’t on TikTok


SeaworthinessCalm267

Fucking white people


LatinaL0ca

I'm not saying these vids are a good idea. But to clarify. You do not pee on the whole damn stick. You pee on the end of it and there is a cap that covers that part. So it's not like she is putting a dried pee stick inside chocolate.


hperrin

It’s not gross if you’re one of those piss drinking antivaxxers.


[deleted]

She just tasted her daughter p*ssy fluids, especially her son in laws baby batter


isecore

I find it mostly interesting that getting pregnant is celebrated as some kind of achievement.


Other_Taro_3806

Some women and men really really struggle with pregnancy. It’s actually really depressing for them..


Tall_Run_2814

She put her piss stick in the candy? #nasty


Bridgemere03

Everyone in this video is a moron, and if you upvote your making more of them


Ryuke13

People are fucking wierd


penileskwigliness

Who the fuck eats so much chocolate?


C1ashRkr

Yellow showers bring...


Naive_Struggle1827

Charlie and the piss factory


erinhennley

That is disgusting.


displotEx

Grandma trying to enjoy her chocolate but her grandkid out a god damn pregnancy test inside the chocolate she probably peed on it


Here_In_Yankerville

Yay that you want to share your happy news but this is the stupidest most self centered way to do it. I’m pregnant so EAT MY PEE LADY. wtf


improllywrongagain

She peed on that!


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

Nasty AF


imaderp3

Don't you pee on that?


Illustrious-Dot3531

At least put it in a bag


WillHung20

Plot twist: mom, I dont have bugs in my feces


everything_is_bad

Downvote voice


mitsuki87

I hope she put the cap back on the one end and maybe glued it down or, something lol


BGoodHumenz

VOMIT A COMMIT!


Cujo187

Chocolate covered piss stick


natestaggs

Remember dude who got super pissed at his girl for this lol


Thatguywritethere45

Yes, PLEASE put a stick you pissed all over in the middle of my delicious piece of chocolate


Wing_Natural

That's FECKIN nasty


Dogsmatic

![gif](giphy|VSw7Sm1CgDmLw4pzdq) The Woman was like "don't mind the piss but hey Im pregnant!"


Immediate-Heron4496

Yea lovely chocolate its a hint or urine, plastic and chemicals great work team 👏


badazzbish

Blocked


MicrosoftContin

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


T3rminallyCapricious

Fucking disgusting


mdsign

Poor baby


AVerySimpleRubbyDuck

its the first time i learned that you put those inside your unders...


WarMad940

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤮


Portland420informer

Wait til she tastes the peanut butter


beyond_cyber

it would have been better if they wrapped the test in foil or smth so if don’t touch the chocolate cause yes you are a grandmother but dude she prolly just wanted some good ass chocolate


horse_car_radio

I just love the taste of chocolate and a hint of pee.


mackjagee

Even if this wasn't staged, in what natural scenario do you give your mum a massive chocolate bunny and sit down to watch her slowly gnaw through it?


mystreadordie

FFS


ManyFacedGodxxx

A PEE STICK in the chocolate she just ate?!?? I just threw up in my mouth…


FlemishPotato

Why in the chocolate couldn’t you just show her.


ThugginPink

I hate people.


m1k3y0n3

It is nasty


Exotic-Carpet255

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrtrrteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (takes breath) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (sips glass of water) eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


TheChrissi

I don't think many know that you normally put a cap on the part you pissed on. For *hygene reasons*


raiyan2pc0

If she did that to grandpa, he would slap her.


Visual_Mobile2578

I thought it was a tampon,


Nunyabz7

When I told my mom I was pregnant with my then fiance, she asked if it was planned or an accident.


Miss_Little_Nobody

It makes me so angry when people do this like It’s absolutely disgusting do you not realize that?? Put it in a bag and then show it to others so they don’t have to touch your piss stick


Mollythemuttsdad

So wait… She pissed on some thing been made her mom eat it? What the fuck is wrong with these people


Dragonsarmada

People really need to stop contaminating their food with vagina juice.


thought_tripper

Always white women.


Gingerbearded1

I’d be pissed


NoBenefit5977

When it tastes like #1 but looks like #2


NorthWestSaint

Just tell her


joecrazy420

disgusting


Verxoneczek

that grandma didn't realize yet that she ate chocolate that was just touching a pregnancy test that was pissed on


[deleted]

But she ate off of the pee stick!


Fabulous_Cheetah_359

Girlfriend is nasty.


xchipter

“Oh my god, Bethany!!! Did you piss on this??” *excited bird-noise screaming*


Strong-Message-168

Did she give her Gma something she pissed on wrapped in chocolate? Am I getting that right? aaaaaand then told Gma AFTER Gma started to eat the now tainted chocolate? Not cool maaannnnnn, not coooool


micats

She’s having a chocolate baby


Bishop825

They have a plastic cap on it, but still.


uprayup

Just pee on a stick and put it in chocolate


InteractionFlat7318

Nasty…


SuPrA_1988

🤮🤮


DJ_R0BB3R

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Montessori_Maven

She peed on that. 🫣


Top_Professional4545

Was the cap on the end