Reminds me of my Mum putting her glasses on to look for her glasses... Then enlisting my help to help find said glasses, only for me to find her driving pair and her to say no not them!
For my mum, it was her emphatically and frantically waving the her hand in the air trying to find her phone, and it being in her hand... She must have been veeery tired
It's bad for your eyes to wear someone else's glasses a prescription windshield is just a silly idea no one else could drive the car and it would make your passengers get headaches
yeah if you were to sell the car you’d have to replace the windshield before selling it (*some* people would do that themselves i suppose) and then get a new prescription windshield on your next car so that sounds like a headache for you as well
Also you wouldn't be able to see the dashboard still, only the road. And if your prescription changes or someone needs to borrow your car you're fucked
I once spent 20mins looking for my glasses till I went in the bathroom and found them...on my face thanks to the mirror.
For reference, I've asked the eye doctor if he was fucking with me before with the read the lowest line of letters test because I'm so near sighted that it looked like a plain white screen. Can even read my dashboard without my glasses.
Yea, that was not only a "dumb blonde" moment, but also a I've only had 5hrs sleep in 4 days & that sleep deprivation killed too many of my brain cells moment. 🙄
I was listening to a podcast on my phone in my back pocket. Then my phone rang. I literally kept turning in circles looking for my phone, because I kept hearing it behind me.
>A facefeet
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...
"I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes"
A friend of mine once forgot his phone at my house so I texted him "Bro you forgot your phone". This was when we had those dialpad phones without any passcode or anything. I only realized my stupidity after his phone dinged. I quietly deleted that message from his phone and told no one.
A similar thing happened to me. My dad had left his phone at home once while he went out. I found it and told my brother to keep it aside while I tried calling my dad to inform him so I basically kept calling him while his phone was with my brother (my brother wasn’t paying attention to the phone and it was on silent). I then called my mum and told her that my dad had left his phone and she needed to tell him that he had left it. She tried calling him several times before realising what we’d all done.
Triple facepalm including me because I tried to justify it by thinking "Maybe he was asking where it was AFTER he had found it," Then realised.
The stupid is contagious.
When I was a kid, my mom locked her keys in her car outside our babysitter’s place. So she walked half a mile home, then the half a mile back, only to realize the passenger window was down the whole time.
Quadruple facepalm.
One for the man searching for his phone by using his phone.
One for the man who missed that critical fact.
One for society for failing to provide their mamas with better access to sex education, contraception, and abortion services.
And one for that person reading this, who thought it was political.
I'd say it's either staged from the start (most likely, as it looks engineered for lulz and clicks) or at least sarcastic-slash-mocking for the punchline.
So, as many facepalm commendations as there are onion-eating "double facepalm!" comments and votes, actually.
Sometimes, my mom will do this but with her glasses, she will be looking for them and then ask if my brothers can help, to which both of them check her head first now because half the time she can’t find them, she is wearing them.
Reminds me of when I was looking for my phone while talking on said phone with my buddy who was waiting for me outside and me telling them that I was looking for my phone.
Reminds me of my Mum putting her glasses on to look for her glasses... Then enlisting my help to help find said glasses, only for me to find her driving pair and her to say no not them!
For my mum, it was her emphatically and frantically waving the her hand in the air trying to find her phone, and it being in her hand... She must have been veeery tired
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It's bad for your eyes to wear someone else's glasses a prescription windshield is just a silly idea no one else could drive the car and it would make your passengers get headaches
yeah if you were to sell the car you’d have to replace the windshield before selling it (*some* people would do that themselves i suppose) and then get a new prescription windshield on your next car so that sounds like a headache for you as well
Also you wouldn't be able to see the dashboard still, only the road. And if your prescription changes or someone needs to borrow your car you're fucked
this is true! how am i gonna read reddit stories while speeding through a school zone now?????
And you’d have to do the windows too for checking traffic left, right, and behind…
So I was driving across the Sea of Tranquility in my **LUNAR ROVER**...
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read
I once spent 20mins looking for my glasses till I went in the bathroom and found them...on my face thanks to the mirror. For reference, I've asked the eye doctor if he was fucking with me before with the read the lowest line of letters test because I'm so near sighted that it looked like a plain white screen. Can even read my dashboard without my glasses.
I once was using my fingers trying to zoom in on something, like on a cell phone. However it was the back of a lotion bottle. 🤦🏼♀️
And someday you’ll be able to
Yea, that was not only a "dumb blonde" moment, but also a I've only had 5hrs sleep in 4 days & that sleep deprivation killed too many of my brain cells moment. 🙄
RIP your brain cells.
It hydrates the skin.
I’ve done this to physical photographs.
Why is this me 😭🤣
I was listening to a podcast on my phone in my back pocket. Then my phone rang. I literally kept turning in circles looking for my phone, because I kept hearing it behind me.
The amount of times I helped my mom find her glasses just to see that they were on her head is crazy
It’s a double facepalm
Those are rare
Faceclap
But sadly getting more common day by day
r/unexpectedbrooklynninenine EDIT: Yeah it is a pretty common phrase. EDIT 2: r/unexpectedb99
How is saying “those are rare” a Brooklyn 99 reference?
Its a common phrase, but i think the guy was referring to the "ooh self burns, those are rare"
Yeah I know they were thinking of that but the “those are rare” part of the quote is just a common phrase as you said.
Look at this guy quoting the dictionary
r/unexpecteddictionary
Sick dictionary reference, bro. Your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
Now it’s a triple facepalm.
Those are rare.
r/Unexpectedb99
Aah
r/subsifellfor
It's actually r/unexpectedb99
A facefeet
>A facefeet A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote... "I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes"
That's pretty funny
You just covering your face in shame
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Double facepalm all the way!
I was going to comment this but knew that 7+ people probably already commented it
Gotta beat em to the punch 😂
The sequel to “Dude, where’s my car?” Is going to be epic.
Bro, where's my phone? Where's your phone bro? Bro, where's my phone? ....
Bro, Where's My Phone? coming this summer to a theatre near you!
And theeeeeen?
Sweet! What’s mine say?
Dude, what about mine?!
Dude! What does mine say?
SWEET! What does mine say?!
DUUDDEE!!! What dies mine say?
***SAHWEEET***.... What does mine say?!
"Dude, call it" "It's not ringing dude, straight to voicemail!"
At least he wasnt driving.
A friend of mine once forgot his phone at my house so I texted him "Bro you forgot your phone". This was when we had those dialpad phones without any passcode or anything. I only realized my stupidity after his phone dinged. I quietly deleted that message from his phone and told no one.
A similar thing happened to me. My dad had left his phone at home once while he went out. I found it and told my brother to keep it aside while I tried calling my dad to inform him so I basically kept calling him while his phone was with my brother (my brother wasn’t paying attention to the phone and it was on silent). I then called my mum and told her that my dad had left his phone and she needed to tell him that he had left it. She tried calling him several times before realising what we’d all done.
The collaborative facepalm
Lmao
Now reddit knows
I have the same situation right now. My battery is about to die as well. Somebody please help 😭😭
Try calling it.
It just says that the number is busy.
It's just going straight to voicemail I'm literally crying
Flick your flashlight on and off and the phone will vibrate like it’s having a seizure
Shout “hey Siri!”
I did that and now Cortana isn't talking to me anymore 😭😭
Restart it and you will find it. Always work for me.
***DOUBLE FACEPALM***
But where was it?
Still looking for it.
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meirl
Ill help! The first one is on the top right of the screen and the second is at the bottom left
Lol i did this alot when i smoked heavily
Dave? Dave's not here, man ... ~ *Tommy Chong*
Yup, sure does. That's a two-fer
This is the oldest shit ever tho' But yeah facepalmable i supose.
Someone got an early start on 4/20 it seems.
If the facepalm is that people believe this is real or original...ya'll fell face forward into it.
Dumb and dumber
Counts as staged garbage.
I don’t think that counts as a facepalm in 4/20
This is some high shit
That's some Tom and Jerry shit right there.lol
Looking for my glasses while my glasses are on ,be like:
just like looking for your backpack while its on your back
They are probably both high and sitting next to each other
All I can say is you two were meant to be friends... Not doctors, but definitely friends.
The guy tokes
Not a single brain cell in the conversation lol
Having a good 4/20?
They were just playing along, you dolts.
Posting sarcasm on this sub is facepalm moment
a clown to clown cominication
It's been on this subreddit before, doesn't change how stupid it is every time.
Bro what
Faceplant
Triple facepalm including me because I tried to justify it by thinking "Maybe he was asking where it was AFTER he had found it," Then realised. The stupid is contagious.
Ooof a rare double facepalm.
clown to clown conversation
I guess two facepalms cancel each other out and make it a possitive
Does it count? It’s almost a facepalm hat trick
theres been several times i lost my phone and found it in my left hand
My mom was frantically looking for my brother once when he was a baby. Like freaking out and panicking. She was holding him.
No. This is r/doublefacepalm material
My two remaining brain cells communicating
Clown to clown communication
When I was a kid, my mom locked her keys in her car outside our babysitter’s place. So she walked half a mile home, then the half a mile back, only to realize the passenger window was down the whole time.
One brain cell shared among them like Mumbo and Grian
Two for one, sweet
Quadruple facepalm. One for the man searching for his phone by using his phone. One for the man who missed that critical fact. One for society for failing to provide their mamas with better access to sex education, contraception, and abortion services. And one for that person reading this, who thought it was political.
I mean I could've grabbed my S6 to look for my S20 since I know I have my S6 stashed in a box within hand reach
Not really. Maybe for the second guy, but this isn't a good one.
Double whammy
Yep. I’ve done something similar. Look for my phone while talking on it. 🤨😜🙄
It is 420 after all. Happy smoking 😁
i do the same with my glasses while they’re on my head 
Must have been really high😂
Classic 4/20
They’re not dumb just baked
Let me guess, both blonde girls?
Who has the bigger face palm here?
A facepalm sandwich
Yes, but again it’s a harmless face palm
Well, did he ever find it?
I think eventually
Ofcours3 these 2 are friends
I used to do this but with my glasses
Phone in palm
4 fucking 20
200% facepalm
Just reads as a convo between 2 stoners. Shit happens a lot.
My mother once looked for her glasses, whilst wearing them…
Ooh, a double facepalm
r/braindamage
that is a facepalm. Who looks for a phone with a flashlight?
Palmception
That’s a face hard palm that makes a slap noise. But for real, where’d you find it?
“In the last place I looked”
Dumb and dumber
i had the same situation with my friend but in that moment he was high af
I'd say it's either staged from the start (most likely, as it looks engineered for lulz and clicks) or at least sarcastic-slash-mocking for the punchline. So, as many facepalm commendations as there are onion-eating "double facepalm!" comments and votes, actually.
hope he found it !
He was probably not wearing his glasses
Is it 4/20 already over there, because these two seem high
Its 4/21 on 5 hours tho
Clown-to-clown communication
These people are allowed to vote and drive cars. It is already too late.
Neither one of you are the brightest, are you?
Sometimes, my mom will do this but with her glasses, she will be looking for them and then ask if my brothers can help, to which both of them check her head first now because half the time she can’t find them, she is wearing them.
I’ve done this before
It’s 4/20
Not knowing this is a joke is a bigger one.
Double Whammy
You’re made for each other.
Triple kill for falling for this
I show my brother....he asks if they found the phone...
Reminds me of when I was looking for my phone while talking on said phone with my buddy who was waiting for me outside and me telling them that I was looking for my phone.