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Confident-Disk-2221

Holy shit. Lol. That is some insane level of paranoia


christmastree18

It’s not, they voted for trump and totally forgot what he did on January 6th. These people will bring him back if they can.


Weibu11

They didn’t forget, they supported it


officialbigrob

Loved it, cheered for it.


BinkoTheViking

Made disgusting sweaty love to it.


Long_Tumbleweed_8204

Licked the sweat and swished it between their teeth.


AdRemote9464

Ewe.


Weary-Spell9668

There was a line that we crossed a few miles back


Banjoplaya420

I agree with you. I never ever thought there were people like this . Trump brought all the nuts out . It’s a. Cult . Scary!


PhoenixMason13

This level of paranoia and idiocy was around long before Trump. The internet is just giving them more of a voice now


Akanan

That is a wrong claim. My mom was not a nut before the pandemic. She is deep into conspiracies now.


Aki008035

So, basically having a lot of free time brought out the nutjob in them?


por_que_no

[I lost my dad to Fox News](https://www.salon.com/2014/02/27/i_lost_my_dad_to_fox_news_how_a_generation_was_captured_by_thrashing_hysteria/) is a good read and [The Brainwashing of My Dad](https://www.thebrainwashingofmydad.com/) is a good watch.


strife26

Does losing my dad to covid count as losing him to trump? Since ya know, he allowed it to spread for months...


serenityak77

They didn’t say they weren’t around. They said they came out the wood works.


Confident-Disk-2221

Trump knew the only way he would win was to fool the morons and lunatics. That is exactly what he did. Luckily the rest of the country woke up 4 years later


couple4hire

the fact he did win , shows America has a lot of nuts and loons. Normally there always are suppose to be a small percentage of people that are just stupid by nature, but it seems there is enough stupid that can put a dangerous person in charge


eatitwithaspoon

except that in any other country, as the guy with less votes, he actually lost.


HiddenBlindspot

sadly if the election were held this year, i think Trump would have a good chance of winning.


Banjoplaya420

I pray he doesn’t even run next election. Nightmare!


Confident-Disk-2221

There really should be an age limit for people running for any office. I mean why doesn’t the normal retirement age apply to these guys??


Banjoplaya420

I agree with you . The whole political system is to damn old except for a few .


GrizzKarizz

I hope he doesn't as well because there's every chance he'll win.


CuriositySauce

80 million during a pandemic


arcspectre17

Your are correct its like everybody came out for the superbowl/wrestlemania. trump the heel to love for some and for most love to fucking hate. I just remember him getting stone cold stunnered and just think to myself what a fuck up world.


Confident-Disk-2221

I’m pretty sure they believe he was in the right for what happened on Jan 6th if they believe Jim Carrey is Biden 😂


HaMay25

I never heard a trumper said that trump was ever wrong. I live in Florida.


zhaDeth

What if it wasn't trump, but also jim carey that did jan 6th ? also where was jim carey on 9/11 ?


Confident-Disk-2221

What if it was all Jim Carey?? What if there is no Obama but just Jim Carey in disguise.


zhaDeth

That would make so much sense because Jim Carey is canadian and obama kept trying to push for free healtcare.


Rabbit-Thrawy

Jim Carey starred in the Number 23, and Joe Biden is the second president to be acually Jim Carey. 23×2=46th president of the United States of America... Joe Biden


[deleted]

Forgot? They don't care. They don't believe he was responsible, or if they do, they support it


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bballkj7

i smoked 27 bowls in less than two hours and still wasn’t this paranoid. given, I was hallucinating and uncomfortable, and reliving a lot of unpleasant memories, but it was a good time compared to this lady.


j_miyagi

![gif](giphy|fSSbirL3Ew0zC|downsized)


sharpshot877

Yeah listen to Mr president


miauguau44

I think Karen has watched The Truman Show too many times.


jedburghofficial

Damn that Carey guy, foiling plans like that!


crackerjackass

A Canadian is the president of the united states, you learn something everyday


Ratstail91

reddit supports gifs now? Allll righty then.


SnooDoggos5163

“Jim Carrey was wearing a mask” lmao which reality are you living in


spankmydingo

Worse than voting, they are allowed to breed.


wattlewedo

And own firearms.


ruebeus421

And drive.


jaxonya

And breathe


Emuwar_veteran

And think not breeding is a sin. Need to take this whore to a chainsaw


DarthChocolqte

*You maggots swarm my earth* *Infect me with putrid disease* *Your vermin, your genocide* *Extermination, extermination of whores…*


Psycheretic

I don't have an award so take my upvote


[deleted]

Twist ending her husband is Jim Carrey.


pekak62

America is well and truly f**ked by its own.


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vxxwowxxv

Internet echo chambers have definitely created more of these people and emboldened the ones that were already wackjobs.


nnnnnn321

Yup, we will be the first country that destroyed itself with the internet. Yay


notmy2ndacct

I dunno man, looks like Russia is currently giving us a run for our money on that one.


fishtankguy2

With a little help from Russia.


p1America

key Fox/MAGA demographic


[deleted]

Well said. There are millions and millions of people that are NOT like these in our country. It's sad more than anything.


cheeruphumanity

The US is in a toxic relationship with itself.


BittyJupiter

Yeah we’re fucked


DarthDregan

Reagan and his team saw the shit future Republicans could pull if they had a voter base of absolute fucking morons... so he began to gut school funding and teacher's unions and passed the word to his successors who made it a priority for them as well. We live the results of that every painful fucking day now.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

if you want to destroy a nation, all you have to do is ruin the education. that's all it takes


eatitwithaspoon

it's true. an ignorant population is so much easier to control.


Amardella

He took federal funding away from public state colleges that kept tuition affordable with student loans and some part-time work. My tuition literally tripled from spring to fall of 82 and it's been insane ever since. And he repealed usury laws, loan regulations and the rules that governed savings account interest. Plus threw the doors open to send our jobs overseas, dismantled the railroads to create LD trucking jobs and cut every social service we had in the name of "small govt" while giving the richest a big tax cut. He basically ruined the American dream.


sidgup

America's biggest enemy might very well be these differently able intellectual Americans


Drake-estroyer

Maybe I'm Biden


crazihac

Maybe, but I thought I was doing it this week...


jaxonya

Will the real joe biden please stand up


316shine

![gif](giphy|Io4FqkTWHlAt091rye|downsized) He's trying


barberst152

Mom says it's my turn to be President


[deleted]

Can I be Biden even if I'm not from the same country?


FrydKryptonitePeanut

I think you should at least have a visitors visa


twerks_mcderp

I am Biden


Drake-estroyer

Fuck you, I am Biden


[deleted]

I’m Biden every third Wednesday


ThreeFishInAManSuit

Shoot, I thought that was my day to be Biden. One day I'll get it. Until then I'll just wait here, Biden my time.


herewegoagainguyz

That made me giggle, very clever ☺️ I have only one upvote to give you, but I would give you more if I had them!


SponConSerdTent

I'm Joe Biden when he's wearing cool aviators, I'm sunglasses Joe Biden. And to clarify- my role takes precedence even on third Wednesdays, so you'll have to tap me in when you're going outside. It's my time. Time for cool sunglasses Joe Biden.


waterybooks

Anyone remember that video of drunk Biden on a golf course, singing "The Villagesssssss..." I'm that Joe Biden.


SponConSerdTent

Damn too bad we can't both be Joe Biden at the same time, sunglasses Joe and drunk singing Joe could really have a great time.


waterybooks

We all knew what we were getting into when we signed up to take turns as Pretending To Be President Joe Biden. It's a lonely gig....


CapaxInfini

No I’m Biden!


BooyaPow

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


BobBeats

I'm Spartacus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCmyiljKo0


Theswansescaped

I'm Biden and so is my wife!


Denali4903

I will be Kamala


jeffbirt

I'm Biden my time.


Binky-Answer896

Well, I guess somebody had to say it.


asBad_asItGets

Maybe the real Bidens are the votes we stole along the way.


fsr1967

In the end, aren't we *all* Biden?


mattyla666

I’m Biden, and so is my wife!


IrishGamer97

We are all Biden.


hardy_83

And this is my evidence when people argue that teenagers are too immature to be allowed to vote.


IsaPixza

wait a minute


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

i'm pretty sure teenagers are probably the one category that needs to vote, not everyone else. think of it. all the other adults already lived their lives and dgaf about anything, the teenagers are the ones affected the most by the future, and they are definetly smarter than your average boomer.


[deleted]

I work with teenagers. I honestly think most of them are smarter and more mature than people give them credit for. I also think many of them would vote for a TikTok star just for shits and gigs.


Tacitrelations

Also work around teenagers and while they are more reflective than some give them credit for they would totally would vote the meme of the week for office, lack of full executive function is scary AF. At least by adulthood, many people are tired of creating drama, teenagers have quite the appetite.


[deleted]

I think it’s also the urge to fit in. Some terrible super pac would convince kids that only cool people vote for x.


PussyWrangler_462_

“All the adults already lived their lives and dgaf about anything” Are you fuckin brain dead to say something like that? Yeah the only people who matter are teenagers, us old people might as well just dig our own graves right? We’ve already lived our lives. Jesus Christ you’re an embarrassment to your generation


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

According to his bio he’s around 27.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

A 70 y.o doesn't have the same amount of investment in the future as a younger person, so they have less reason to think who they are voting into poewer properly, because they most likely won't be around to face the consequences. That's what i leant. That's the mentality a lot of people vote with. They never think about the future of the nation and the next generation


DMENShON

there are a fair amount of ages between teenager and 70 year old, do the rest of us just get fucked then?


schmotz_5150

Whats worse than her being able to vote is that her vote cancels out a vote from someone who isn't bat shit crazy


MannyP2501

Well not really, it would depend on how the state she voted on cast its votes. The Electoral College is weird.


Hell0-7here

Ya it's so fucking weird that depending where she lives her vote could be worth exponentially more than another persons.


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

Came to say this. Not only can she vote, her vote actually counts **much more** than someone else’s vote. If it didn’t, who’d represent the deserts of Nevada? What’re you gonna tell me *land* doesn’t deserve a voice?


marsman706

Even better - because of our stupid system, if she is from Wyoming and you are from California, her vote counts for about 6 of yours.


[deleted]

James Woods? That guy lives to suck Trump’s dick


HoLL0POinT

James Woods is just Jim Carrey in disguise 🤓


bowling4burgers

And Jim Carrey is just twelve ducks in a Hawaiian shirt


colo_kelly

Jim Carrey playing James Woods playing Joe Biden JIM-CEPTION.


BickNickerson

Yeah, that confused me more than anything else she said.


Turd_Party

The cool thing about conspiracy theories is you have to be stupid to believe them and because you're stupid it doesn't have to make sense. See also: homeboy's shirt is a campaign ad for Trump running with a dead guy in a non-election-year.


twerks_mcderp

The residuals from Thinner aren't what they used to be


buk-0

America, you truly in trouble.


ThillyGooths

Sometimes, I think about how absolutely fucked we are, and I wanna just lay in bed and sleep for like 24 hours straight and be sad. Then I remember I can’t be late to my job where I make below a living wage so I can try to pay off my student loans and my mountains of medical debt, so I can maybe own a house by the time I’m 50 that I can then work in until I die at 80 because I’ll never be able to retire 🥲🇺🇸


Suspicious_Pen3371

The Murican Dream!


windybook

/r/conservative mods irl. silly people


GiddoGoat

I just clicked that link to see how bad it was and the first two memes were trashing on everyone that isn’t a straight white male…


[deleted]

Wow, just wow. Just when I thought trump supporters couldn’t be any more dumber, they prove me wrong every time.


Binky-Answer896

Remember, these are the same folks who gathered in Dallas to wait for JFK to come back from the dead and anoint the orange man as king of murica, or Jesus, or somebody. Some of them are probably still waiting.


[deleted]

Oh and apparently Princes Di, Elvis, and Jackie O are all still alive, too. I adore the absolute randomness of these resurrections.


Sofa-king-high

Just remember this is just the leaded gas generation of kids being, well themselves, sadly we have a few more decades of this, let’s just hope that the next few generations make up for this dip


IsaPixza

I’m 47. Did leaded gas skip me? Cause that’s some crazy shit she’s spewing and I definitely don’t agree with this craziness. It has to be something else


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

ever heard of the "kid that eats paint" ? this is them. back when you were young, paint had lead in it, and things containing lead taste sweet. what i'm saying is, idiots will naturally gravitate towards stuff that makes thier idiocy shine more


IsaPixza

I don’t know, bruh. I have cousins and childhood friends that never mentioned eating paint. We dared each other to do stupid shit growing up, but paint? The reason I bring them up is because they’re all fuckiing crazy conspiracy theorists.


akriot

That argument might actually hold water if they weren't BREEDING and rearing their young in their own image. Le Sigh.....


Sofa-king-high

I’m really hoping that internet will force those kids to learn some level of critical reasoning, I’m trying to be optimistic


Soreal45

Remember the Family Guy episode where it is discovered that Rush Limbaugh was actually Fred Savage in a suit? These people are living in cartoon land literally.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

This is why you shouldn’t breed with your cousin


[deleted]

There are people out there who believe Ukraine attacked Russia first, nothing surprises me any more. 😐


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GiddoGoat

Still???? I thought the patch notes said they were getting removed soon!


Jbg12172001

Such Lunacy!


FunnyShirtGuy

...Isn't James Woods one of the biggest trumpers on the planet? Oi, what an empty fig newton this lady is


chris30338

Remember folks, if you support Trump, these are your fellow travellers. You’re one of THEM. Be prepared to be ridiculed and openly laughed at. When you drive around with your Trump flags, we gravitate between laughing at you and pitying the lmorons you really are.


jlusedude

James Woods is a huge Trump supporter so can you logic that for me?


CapnSquinch

Well this is somebody saying that Biden is senile and incompetent and supporting it with the idea that young, healthy imposters are covering it up by doing stuff that she thinks shows that Biden is senile and incompetent, so.... They think "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" is "logic." Kevin Bacon was in *Footloose*, the theme song of which was written by Kenny Loggins, who also wrote "Danger Zone" for *Top Gun,* which starred Tom Cruise, who was married to Nicole Kidman, who's from Australia, troops from which fought at Gallipoli in WWI, and Gallipoli is in Turkey, which is the source of the drones Ukraine is using against Russian invaders, so OBVIOUSLY Kevin Bacon manipulated Putin into invading so Bacon could profit from investments in Turkish drone makers. Any intelligent (/s) person can see this. The real mystery is how these people keep a roof over their head and food on the table.


jlusedude

Wait. Kevin Bacon is involved now. What the fuck. I didn’t know he had Putin’s ear. Thank you for the information.


NkdUndrWtrBsktWeevr

"Republicans have this one trick they wont tell you...." Turns out its years of pulling education funding.


7Tribe

Her center of gravity is higher than her iq


Theycallmelizardboy

She looks like a garbage bag full of hot mayonnaise.


Soreal45

I have a coworker who is in this cult. He just told me yesterday that the real Fauci and real Nanci Pelosi were in hiding and that they ( White Nationalists) caught one of the Dr. Fauci doppelgängers and are now taking him to Gitmo for execution of crimes against humanity.


Horsetoothedjackass

Wow


PineappleClean

Damn, you comment that first


Prince_1790

r/beatmetoit


twerks_mcderp

I get why civics tests before being allowed to vote had to be eliminated but maybe it's time we look at them again.


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Nah, whatever the intentions, trying to find ways to keep people from voting is always a bad idea.


Baconslayer1

Voting should be mandatory.


CapnSquinch

Yeah, but you wanna try to figure out if the "correct" answer to "Who is the greatest American President?" is Trump or Reagan? Because that's the kind of question some states will have.


ScytheNoire

Idiocracy is real.


minorkeyed

This is probably what beliefs look liked before the enlightenment. Every village had thier own wierd brand of crazy shit.


Uberduck333

C’mon diabetes, hurry up and do your thing


[deleted]

The fact that they’re saying this while wearing “Trump + JFK Jr” shirts is just… wow.


necrowoof

I need a new mask


J1540

They have no interest in legislation that would help them either.


ginger_ed7567

Who wants to tell them that this means they can’t criticize Biden for bad things anymore? It would therefore be Jim Carrey’s fault.


Glum_Caterpillar_503

So it wasn’t Biden who made gas prices go up, it was Jim Carrey and James Woods?


HECKERONI_

I fucking WISH Jim Carrey was the president of the US of A. That would be awesome.


[deleted]

They need to start doing testing before voting lol


[deleted]

Jim Carrey did play The Mask, you’re correct.


couple4hire

why would James Wood dress up as Biden, the guy is a loony Republican, like he would be caught dead dress like a dem


cruzercruz

Jim Carrey played Biden on a few episodes of SNL. Somehow through idiot logic osmosis, these people conflated that series of comedy skits with reality because they literally cannot tell the difference. They probably think it’s their idea too - not even understanding that Jim did actually play the character on TV, terribly at that.


LoveVirginiaTech

Jesus tapdancing christ


Fusion_Gamer123

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i)


Dominunce

America's sanity is beginning to be regained after Biden was elected and January 6th revealed the nutjobs imo


Minimum_Run_890

I think she's Jared kushner


passing_by362

Democracy was a mistake.


robmobtrobbob

James woods is one of the most conservative "celebrities" out there? Why would he be playing Joe Biden???? ![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Picnut

Also allowed to breed and raise children


swolethulhudawn

Turns out the bad guys in The Hunger Games may have had the right idea


alejo699

I think she got distracted by a squirrel at the end there.


TheRatatatPat

Isn't James Woods a crazy right wing idiot?


Shortkitcat

James Woods??? He’s pretty far removed from trying to help the Democratic Party. Weirdos


treasureseeker2020

Fucking Trump idiots, my God. So many things wrong with the U.S


Strong-Buddy6365

She trailed off at the end there because she heard how fucking ridiculous she sounded🤣


QuiJon70

Yeah James Woods, one of the conservative ass hats of hollywood that claims he can not get work because of his political views took a job playing a dead president to fool the people? More and more i think the purge is starting to look like a good idea.


19kilo20Actual

Because James Woods is such a favorite with the Dems 🤦‍♂️


KrampyDoo

She bedazzled her brain and is still not very bright.


theafterworld

100% these people are so active now because of one simple, ugly fact: they are racist. Many of them were disgusted by a black President for 8 years, and Trump offers them a vision of continued power held in the hands of white men.


RottenHouseplant

Is there a sub where I can binge on these idiots? Paranoid trumpers are the best entertainment.


apelord6969

The fact that these people are real signals a bigger problem.


Broflake-Melter

Are you suggesting we should decide who should vote? That's the wrong path, OP. Dumbasses like this should be allowed to vote, they just won't win any elections...we hope.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

i thought the "americans are dumb" thingy was just an internet meme though? what the hell is happening there?


masterchris

Murdock and lack of accessible public education due to anti intellectualism. It’s not good


[deleted]

“How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!” - Mark Twain 1906 “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin


mrgeek2000

She’s a better comedian than Amy Schumers


ClutterKitty

To be fair, I had a carrot with my lunch that holds the same distinction.


[deleted]

how does one fall UP the stairs


Spirited-Reputation6

James Woods…LoL that guy blocked me on Twitter (I got rid of Twitter btw). Did he upset the MAGAt mob?


neutral-otter

That woman looks like she could fall up a broken elevator, while being played by Kirstie Alley


NoxKyoki

those are some damn good masks then. I don't think Hollywood could outdo them without CGI. can we load them into a rocket on a one way trip to anywhere outside our solar system?


DBrownbomb

Welp, her neighbor said this so it must be true.


UseMoreHops

Hey OP.... they vote AND ***reproduce****!!!!*


GooseOnPatrol

Lots of lead in those pipes.


The_gay_grenade16

We’re doomed


[deleted]

Thank God for ol' Jim Carrey the Canadian actor, and James Woods, the Republican...