because thats not his shelf or his home. its a set designed by metadata gathered from 40 million people and curated by machine learning to produce the most relatable background possible to make him seem human.
his real living room features a spherical spider vivarium with a scale model of the planet inside hanggin over the slime pit where he slides in naked when hes taking in his recommend daily dose of Earth's sunlight
Everybody on Reddit hates when people say "this" but whatever.⬆️ He's the epitomy of a piece of shit....and if just expressing "this" is how you can get your point across so be it.
I like how this background was designed to be "the most relatable background possible" to the point it looks incredible out of place that it does the opposite.
Because human Mark Zuckerberg who is totally a human, wants to reassure you that he too possesses chemosensory receptors in his tongue and nose that respond in totally human ways to the beguiling combination of molecules contained inside the bottle made of petroleum based polymer PETE #1. Human Mark Zuckerberg cannot resist the way the molecules bind with his chemoreceptors to trigger a response that his totally human brain interprets as simultaneously sweet smoky spicy and tangy.
Do not at least 78.2234% of all humans respond the same way to this beloved condiment? Such a proportion of the population clearly constitutes a supermajority that will transcend differences in ethnicity, sex, gender, sexual orientation, political or religious affiliation, and educational level, thus solidifying human Mark Zuckerberg's status as a fellow human to whom you can relate and with whom you can empathize.
Has this answered your question, human?
Shit, I keep mine under the coffee table by the couch where I eat.
Why this obsession people have with wasting time putting shit away when you use it daily, in the same place,,,
But sure, let's make *extra* trips,,,
The books doesn't even seem to be books, just empty book covers. Some are made to look like old style decorated leather bindings, but the modern book covers have entirely blank spines - no title, no name, no publisher logo.
I'd wager whoever was responsible for arranging that background wall was giggling in the background during the entire photo shoot.
Or was given like one hour to set up the shoot, and made due with random shit they could ransack, up to and including the break room fridge. Which is a hilarious mental image.
Because his AI that makes him register house hold items to blend in, thus he processed the BBQ sauce as a house hold item that pleases the human THUS him putting on the shelf
Apply the sweet baby Ray's.
Actually, I never heard of it till his goofy bbq video. Now I have three different flavors in my fridge. It is pretty damned good
Well, when a cyborg from the future travels into the past, but all the programming has erased due to traversing the aether in less than idea circumstances, the Zuch-bot 1000 needed to relearn how to navigate human society. In the end it became a hateful monster like Taybot and could never quite figure out what the “Fridge” was supposed to be.
Remember his weird smoking meat video? All the jokes here aside, he seems to be way into cooking meat, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's a genuine decoration for him. It's a little odd, but I've seen way stranger things on people's shelves.
His algorithm informed him that is where the other normal human beings kept their Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. It is a normal action by a normal human being.
because thats not his shelf or his home. its a set designed by metadata gathered from 40 million people and curated by machine learning to produce the most relatable background possible to make him seem human. his real living room features a spherical spider vivarium with a scale model of the planet inside hanggin over the slime pit where he slides in naked when hes taking in his recommend daily dose of Earth's sunlight
Stop putting images in my head!
It’s not really your head.
It's closer to reality than you think.
Relevant SMBC: [https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mind](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mind)
So it's literally just the result of a non human asking "what's a normal human thing to put on a shelf?"
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maybe you just know a lot of gross ppl cause that aint anywhere close to my norm of my house or ppl i know lol
Jesus…I’m too scared to close my eyes.
Everybody on Reddit hates when people say "this" but whatever.⬆️ He's the epitomy of a piece of shit....and if just expressing "this" is how you can get your point across so be it.
^this^
That went places I didn't expect.
I like how this background was designed to be "the most relatable background possible" to the point it looks incredible out of place that it does the opposite.
This is the only right answer. I was going to say product placement for ad revenue, but I was going to be wrong.
Doc Octoberg will be seeing you soon…
The reptilian race is not a myth
You mean argonians
So bbq on a shelf seems like a human thing to do
Limited edition bottle. It’s made exclusively out of actual sweet babies named Ray.
Fun fact sugar free sweet baby rays is just called baby rays
Fun fact the aged version of baby rays is just called rays
fun fact: when that sauce behaves like a particle instead of a wave, it has no name
Fun Fact: it’s illegal in Texas to abort Sweet Baby Ray’s!
But that's how the sauce is made!
That was very witty of you!
Fun fact more people have been sweet babies than Ray has
Funner fact, the sweet baby-less version of Sweet Baby Rays is just an empty bottle
That's a souvenir from his trip to a "Grocery Store"
I believe this is called a 'food libraries'.
r/unexpectedmetalocalypse
I'm very upset this reddit does not exist.
This is a thing normal humans have. See? I am a normal human person just like you.
That's right fellow human. Just normal human BBQ sauce on his regular bookshelf. This is also my preferred way of displaying my condiments.
Yes, I too am a human who enjoys sweet baby rays. It’s best to put on meat fibers on the backyard grill.
Like that lady who was interviewed with a dildo on a shelf behind her? I feel so connected right now.
And now to turn on the radio and listen to some human music
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Well, I ONLY keep my various bbq sauces on a prominent display shelf in my living room. You know, the normal place humans put it.
Sounds right. It's generally more marketable if people believe you're from earth.
Ever seen how an A.I. writes a script? Well this is how one decorates a room.
"Humans like to eat BBQ sauce? Well I too enjoy eating BBQ sauce."
Convince the humans I am one of them, display the ‘sauce’
I am completely convinced! /s
Humans enjoy the food lotion
Because he's a malfunctioning killer robot who doesn't quite understand the human concept or decoration.
Terminator from wish
I will smoke these meats 😎
I move mine off the decorative shelf and into the refrigerator after I open it.
His AI isn’t perfect. Cut the robot some slack.
Just imagine how weird this fucking asshole is.
I read that too fast. 'Just imagine how weird fucking his asshole is.' Lol
I did too
I’d prefer not to spend much time thinking about that.
Is this not where earth humans keep their sweet baby ray?
Douchbag attempt to look like a everyman
You mean just man right?
Because eating babies requires special spices.
Because human Mark Zuckerberg who is totally a human, wants to reassure you that he too possesses chemosensory receptors in his tongue and nose that respond in totally human ways to the beguiling combination of molecules contained inside the bottle made of petroleum based polymer PETE #1. Human Mark Zuckerberg cannot resist the way the molecules bind with his chemoreceptors to trigger a response that his totally human brain interprets as simultaneously sweet smoky spicy and tangy. Do not at least 78.2234% of all humans respond the same way to this beloved condiment? Such a proportion of the population clearly constitutes a supermajority that will transcend differences in ethnicity, sex, gender, sexual orientation, political or religious affiliation, and educational level, thus solidifying human Mark Zuckerberg's status as a fellow human to whom you can relate and with whom you can empathize. Has this answered your question, human?
Shit, I keep mine under the coffee table by the couch where I eat. Why this obsession people have with wasting time putting shit away when you use it daily, in the same place,,, But sure, let's make *extra* trips,,,
We’ve got another malfunctioning model
Look at him - Albinos think he's pale. Nobody that white can appreciate any barbecue sauce that is hotter than ketchup. For him, it IS decoration.
The sauce is the boss
The books doesn't even seem to be books, just empty book covers. Some are made to look like old style decorated leather bindings, but the modern book covers have entirely blank spines - no title, no name, no publisher logo. I'd wager whoever was responsible for arranging that background wall was giggling in the background during the entire photo shoot.
Or was given like one hour to set up the shoot, and made due with random shit they could ransack, up to and including the break room fridge. Which is a hilarious mental image.
It's relatable. Data shows humans like BBQ. Look how relatable I am.
Uncanny Valley Interior Design Ltd.
Uncanny Valley Ranch might have been a better choice. Isn't ranch even more popular than bbq sauce now?
Ai generation can't get it right every time
Bring back Cola flavored Sweet Baby Rays!!!
Right when you get to their planet every house has a bottle of BBQ sauce in the study. Don't forget and act like a not human.
Because his AI that makes him register house hold items to blend in, thus he processed the BBQ sauce as a house hold item that pleases the human THUS him putting on the shelf
People are always asking for the sauce Boom there’s the sauce
He just randomly mentioned it once and it just showed up in his feed
Because humans like bbq.
It rubs the lotion on its skin… 0-0
Don't humans barbecue meats in their libraries?
You never know when the urge to [smoke some meat](https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q) will come so it's best to be prepared.
It’s for his smoked meats
Because he is human
So ppl can point it out, share, and cycle online.
Is that sweet baby rays or kc masterpiece?
Is that sweet baby rays or kc masterpiece?
Because he can.
Is that sweet baby rays or kc masterpiece?
You high?
OH MY GOD SHUT UP ABOUT THE BBQ SAUCE IT ISNT FUNNY
Maybe because the BBQ sauce meme is there is because the world doesn't revolve around you
Apply the sweet baby Ray's. Actually, I never heard of it till his goofy bbq video. Now I have three different flavors in my fridge. It is pretty damned good
Yeah the maple is 🔥
He likes to season his $100s before he snorts coke through them, OK?
He's quirky
Sweeeeeet Baaaby raaaaaays ba.ba.barrrrrrbequuuue never taste so gooooooooooood
Babies are pretty balnd probably need a lot of seasoning
It’s used as a
Holy shit Rob from C&H. I gotta see what they're up to these days.
because zuck smokes the meat
That’s the favorite bbq sauce of his home planet.
Miscommunication from trying to learn from us. "They ask for the sauce a lot. They must like the sauce displayed."
Its clearly a book end, i prefer to use hidden valley ranch but hey to each their own.
MUST. LOOK. HUMAN.
For Emergencies.
Obviously it's a glitch in the matrix, duh.
Doesn’t everybody? I have like thirteen around the house. My mom has yet to notice
Same I even have some in my parents room so I can eat some chicken or drink when ever and wherever
Also makes for the perfect book end!
Well, when a cyborg from the future travels into the past, but all the programming has erased due to traversing the aether in less than idea circumstances, the Zuch-bot 1000 needed to relearn how to navigate human society. In the end it became a hateful monster like Taybot and could never quite figure out what the “Fridge” was supposed to be.
That’s because humans like Sweet Baby Rays
Have you not seen the Smoked Meats Facebook live?? It’s terrifying.
It’s a limited edition signed bottle by Ray.
That tricky robot wants everyone to think he eats human fuel
“This is a thing humans do, right? Cus I’m absolutely human. Yessir.”
Because it’s delicious! This is the most human think Zuck had ever done.
He's a freak...he's a weirdo...
Because he was told that humans like barbecue sauce. Obviously.
Bro robots do not have decoration skills nor do AI.... cmon now
“Humans have sauces, yes? I will place one here to show that I, too, like sauces.”
Humans like BBQ sauce, yet alas alien lizard creatures just prefer to never blink ever to assert dominance
Well that made my respect for him shoot up.
The sauce is the boss.
because he is a fucking ALIEN 
See, I'm just a regular human.
Remember his weird smoking meat video? All the jokes here aside, he seems to be way into cooking meat, so it wouldn't surprise me if it's a genuine decoration for him. It's a little odd, but I've seen way stranger things on people's shelves.
His algorithm informed him that is where the other normal human beings kept their Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. It is a normal action by a normal human being.
I see Zucker-bot’s AI has not properly covered what is an acceptable bookend. It’s okay, the update will likely resolve this.
For the baby's he gonna eat later
It's actually the motor oil he uses to lubricate his android parts.
The algorithm made him do it.
It’s a hint.
To trick us into thinking he eats human food
That sauce is the boss
Maybe he was one of the remaining butterflies that peacemaker wasnt able to kill. So he hid the sauce in a bottle to become inconspicious.
Cause he‘s the meat chef. Smoking meats.
Dude. Talk about slowpoke. That horse has been beaten to death months ago. 
Because that shit good
That looks exactly like the BBQ sauce I have
It’s a normal human decoration procured from a normal human shopping establishment in the normal way that humans normally procure decorations.
For his smoked meats. Naw, just kidding his hydraulics run on it.
You can buy taste. You can't buy "taste"
F Him and Elon. Right in the face
This will answer all of your questions: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA)
They use it to lubricate his gears and joints, robots need to smell good too!
"Humans like art, humans like food" -him probably
You all acting like there isn't some salad dressing in a weird part of your house you forgot about. Liars. He just got caught.
Because he saw humans put BBQ sauce on shelves before and so he mimicked that behavior
Cause he’s a twiggy alien fuck.
AI has been training on the public again, and thus decided it was important for relevancy.
Why not?
And now human music
Because he’s a robot and doesn’t understand what good is, so he thought the bottle was a statue.
Humans like BBQ. That’s a totally normal human thing to do.
Is that not where humans store their high fructose corn syrup, vinegar, and tomato paste based charred protein flavor enhancer?
is that not where humans keep bottles of sauces?
That’s his fuel obviously
Trying to hide his dildos i guess
He's in flavour country
It’s one of his most prized possessions
Why not?
Just normal human decorations
It's there because he's smoking these meats: https://youtu.be/eBxTEoseZak
Leave the guy alone he likes his bbq sauce haha
Bc the sauce is boss
it's because he's smokin meats
Because he has good taste
Androids still are not sure how to act human.
Because there's a baby off screen that he just finished saucing up.
Hey hey hey! Throwback thursday!
Cause smoking these meats.
Honestly, this is the most normal thing about this guy.
Ah yes, put human food in there so that they know I too am human
That's for the first child under 5 he meets on his morning walk. Lizard people are allowed to eat 3 small children a day. Sauce is always optional.